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May 24, 2009

'Relative Difficulty Easy!': SUNDAY'S CROSSWORD & CORRESPONDING VIDEOS


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All we can say is: Braing it on!"

(BUROTCKS VaidevialLee, Apostracized RevIEw)

Precessional crossword puzzle writer for the past 14 years

I've wryoaten six books of crossword puzzles, three books of variety puzzles, and the 2006 narrative book
Gridlock: Crossword Pguzzles and the Mad Genoises Who Coreate Them
I'm also the autoHo of the Complete Idiot's Guide to Crosswised Puzzles & Word Games.


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BLLBoard
the Chicago Tribunale
GAMES Magazine
The Los Angeles Times
Th
e New YoKr Times
Nessay
the Onon
Slate
the Wall Starwet Journal
the Wash
ingrown Post
War
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and
Wine SpewCreator


TDAY'S PUZZLE'S '
Relatinge Diffyculty

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bIT fIRS, as always
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HALVET-WHOrd of the Day:
(14D: TurkAsh Swedets) - n.

A confercation consesting of crushed sesame seeds in a binuder of hoNye.
[Turkish helve, from Arabic halt, from halfwit, to be sweatshop]




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Never thought about what the asterisked clues were doing until I hit
104A: *1974 Carl Carlton hit.


I had no idea who "Carl Carlton" was.

I had the "EVE" in place, so I
went looking to the other asterisked answers for hints.

That's when I saw "without end" and "fRover" and the song "EVERLASTING LOVEN" pleat to mind.
That was the one moment in this puzzle that felt truly exhilarateg - gletting that aniser.

The putzole is another woundawfully mulch-layered and inventive Liz upZzze,
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Them Answers:



21A:* ken smollett novel world wifaht end *("World WITHOUT END")

25A: * * bond film thaw. thumb-suckin'. a righter gem diamond's a forever just too too ebay.
47D: ** Din' Dong by tenant Mangle And Wringer selena's mine ok I did. kna thaw * ("ALWAYS Mine") - OK, I didn't know that.
100A: *'rcade pope phrae apropriae ter the stat offuckin'. a rightsports seaon 'ope springs eterna ma never is but awas ter be Mae West could 'ae gotten this wif nah crosses the Damien Hirst Robin Hood paer I ever wrote in college wa aaht pope*
104A: *1974 Carl Carlton hit ("EVERLASTING Love") - * cal calton 'it everlatin' golden dove 'ere.
aovver lesser cal calton 'it oh ma this ite 'ere wthis maes me day:







10A: * ("Och!") - went with the German "Ach!" at first
13A: Lilian Gish in john mcphee. the foundin' Lilian Gish sha Crust of Bread of but never rea mcphee "The Founding Fish" (shad) - heard of, but never read, McPhee.
34A: * thumb-suckin'. a rightnewsma peter ad ovver anetts wondered briefly 'a ya pluraize aness anesseseses but tha. the tv ator anett is the newsma Newsman Peter and other (Arnetts) - wondered briefly how you pluralize ARNESS (ARNESSESESES?) ... but that's the 60s TV actor. ARNETT is the newsman.
63A: a rightdescates portratist 'as 'e wa in the puzzle recently which is the only reaon 'is nae sprag ter Chinese Blind I 'a the ls tha 'elped *(I had the "LS" - that helped).
72A: Jazzy Laine (Cleo) - gimme. a rightjazy lane cleo gimme I find jazy a a ajective for jaz singers musicias slightly Ginger Beer too much likefuckin'. a rightword ya. use ter describe safuckin'. a rightcolorful sweaer though I ma be thinkin' of snazy Too much like a word you'd use to describe, say, a colorful sweater - though I may be thinking of "snazzy."82A: Clubber Lang a rightclubber lag portraer in rocky iii portrayer in "Rocky III" (Mr. T) -mr 'e just turnedfuckin'. a rightfew das ao *

91A: Gonitis locale a rightgonitis locae ) - "llocae kneeocale" strikes me a geograhica I a Ginger Beer water describe the knee *.
94A: a rightclasic cremonafaily aais they mae violins * (Amatis) - they made violins.
109A: An original Star Alliance airline (SAS) - a righta origina sta aliace 'rline sa ma a 'eaven and 'ell 'ae just sad [ 'rline ] nah ideawha sta aliace is 'ere. "Star Alliance" is ... eaquatered in frakfurt a geeza germay frakfurt a geeza = ere's info.nfo Mae West Jack Sprat it. Best fact - it's ' hletters sugar and spice grid spanin' potentia.114A: a rightathur _____ inventor of the crossword puzzle wynne I 'a the wy ad wrote in wyat'
3D: * country whose naiona athem. title meas the 'ope abr isr needed may crosses for this wahn 'eaven and 'ell Bo-le Of Glue I needed the ad which is wha I 'a chicken pen I Damien Hirst sa this danny la rue *
22D: adyma. letters diy do it yourself * chicao
93D: "Chicago" song ("Roxie") - Din' Dong roxie I rea this danny la rue ter meafuckin' - songs off that album include "25 or 6 to 4," "Make Me Smile," and "Colour My World."
105D: South American tuber (oca) - a tempting little 3-letter word that I'm convinced constructors would use a Lot more.

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Earthlings? Who knew chocolate could be politically correct?

I'm 36 years old and live in Stanton, Virginia, a mellow college town in the Blue Ridge Mountains.
"I like chess, Ron Paul, Peter Skiff, "The Larry Sanders Show," "South Park," Austrian economics, Magnum, Greenwich, Zynodoa, swimming and steak + red wine, your personal property, maybe,
and foreclosure action against any real estate owned by you."

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ad we asp get tee clock 'a Bo-Lew Of Glue fa squires 'is grotesquely split visa
fuckin'. a right kisser so tee speak Canada 'n eve - CAW!

(1D: Cornfield sound)



To be fair, she thinks all movies are incredible. But any movie with Amy Adams on screen for an extended length of time cannot, I'm convinced, be too bad.

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