SEO

December 14, 2008

JOHNNY CASH: The Last Great American [Part 1-5]

1


2


3


4


5


HEY, i know after you guys saw that fantastic johnny cash biopic (which i thought was pronounced bio-optic till recently), you started chicken' out the man in black. that 'walk the line' is great isn't it? whoa, he even took speed and got thrown in jail for picnicking daisies...take that Wikipedia. and i know a lot more about john cash, even more interstitial things like about the Rastafarian home-invasion in Jamaica and more drugs than you can shake a stick at. so like you, because of the movie and how well heath ledger played the man in black and then how it killed him, so much was he into the part, that's a movie right there, speaking of which have you heard that movie about the song teenage queen, and vice verso. yes, johnny was great just ask those last fellows who really showed the world, i mean cuss really nobody knew before Trent reznor and the beastly boy, nu guy with the beard, that jc was the whizzbang. they really helped ol johnny get some peace so he could die contented and i hope he thanks them in heaven, or at least one of them, when they get there. then they can make him do more hipster versions of songs that are incredibly piquant when juxtaposed with the guy singing them. now who's going to hell? oh, well, i don't have all the answers, just more than the la idiots and their idiotic entree into tapping into the lid of the USA. whack! god bless 'em. there's a special ring there, the tenth which Dante didn't draw because he was vomiting so much trying to study prolapsed assholes. good luck, guys. it's only eternity. so, like i was saying, besides all that bullshit, this dockworker has Merle 'trucking' kilgore in it more than once. and way down embedded in these unlucky notes, is just fine for the Mk fans, cuss they ain't a lot of em. so watch the parts and get your much deserved Merle kilgore fix. you know who he is, and that's all that matters.


tpa