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Ed Wood Memorable Quotes from Russia
Memorable quotes :
Ed Wood: I met with the White Lugosi . Bela Lugosi: The public no longer wants to see the classic horror films . Today, she made only giant beetles , giant spiders , giant grasshoppers ... Who would believe this nonsense ? Ed Wood: Ukhta, Mr. Lugosi , you must have a wonderful life ! When comes your next picture ? Georgie Weiss: Why would Lugosi wants to play in a movie about sex-change ? Ed Wood: My girlfriend still does not know why all the sweaters she stretched . Ed Wood: This story will shock people. It is about a guy who loves a girl , but he likes to wear women's clothes. Should he tell her? Maybe he should not talk about? He is torn , Georgie . This drama ! Ed Wood: Listen, I 've been thinking , maybe we 'll get somewhere , for example , for dinner ? Ed Wood: I like to dress in women's clothes . Dolores Fuller: Ed , What's my motivation ? [ see on the street a police car during the shooting episode ] Ed Wood: [ after Thor Johnson hurt his shoulder a doorway , which is why all the wall decorations almost collapsed ] Ok , SIR shot ! Perfect! In print ! [ otsmatrivaya an editor with archival footage are available ] Georgie Weiss: Well, tell me , what were the important news that you would not tell me over the phone? [ While waiting for the rite of baptism in the swimming pool ] [ baptize Bunny Breckinridge ] [ talking to potential investors the plot of his film] Ed Wood: Kathy ... Now I will tell you that never told the girl at his first meeting . But I think it is important that you immediately recognize it ... I love to dress in women's clothes. [ persuading landlords to invest in "Plan 9 " ] [ inviting to withdraw wrestler Thor in his film ] | ||
Ed Wood / Ed Wood ( 1994)
Starring :Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp) ... Ed Wood (Ed Wood) Martin Landau (Martin Landau) ... Bela Lugosi (Bela Lugosi) Sarah Jessica Parker (Sarah Jessica Parker) ... Dolores Fuller (Dolores Fuller) Patricia Arket (Patricia Arquette) ... Kathy O'Hara (Kathy O'Hara) Jeffrey Jones (Jeffrey Jones) ... Krisvel (Criswell) Bill Murray (Bill Murray) ... Bunny Breckinridge (Bunny Breckinridge) Max Casella (Max Casella) ... Paul Marco (Paul Marco) Brent Hinkley (Brent Hinkley) ... Conrad Brooks (Conrad Brooks) Lisa Marie (Lisa Marie) ... Ghoul (Vampira) George "Animal " Steele (George 'The Animal' Steele) ... Tor Johnson (Tor Johnson) Director :Tim Burton (Tim Burton) If it were not for the recognition of " the worst director of all time ( in the book critics Michael and Harry Medved (Michael and Harry Medved) «The Golden Turkey Awards») in 1980 , two years after his death , the broad mass of spectators on Edwards Vude junior (Edward D. Wood, Jr) still would not have known . But as the " bad press does not happen , then the recognition of Wood's "worst " nedyuzheny spurred interest in his " creativity ", and especially for the movie 1959 year "Plan 9 from Outer Space »(« Plan 9 From Outer Space »), which is considered the " worst statement of the history of cinema . " With this statement , of course, is debatable , but the fact that the movie was really terrible, just plain silly to argue : ) In the early nineties, another surge of interest in personality and " creativity " Wood has caused the publication of Rudolph Grey's biography book " Nightmare of Ecstasy »(Rudolph Grey's« Nightmare of Ecstasy »), factual information to which they gave the wife and numerous friends of the director. That this book was the basis desyatistranichnoy scenario application of Scott Alexander and Larry Karastsevski (Scott Alexander, Larry Karaszewski), they suggested that director Michael Liman (Michael Lehmann), who in turn showed it to prodyusershe Dinov Denise (Denise DiNovi), which agreed to produce a film with Tim Burton , ready for production «Mary Reilly». Not thrilled that the studio planned to start shooting " Mary Reilly " much earlier than the stipulated period, replacing the darling Burton , Winona Ryder (Winona Ryder), to caramel Julia Roberts (Julia Roberts), Tim refused to directing the project and sat down reading " Nightmare of Ecstasy " by ordering Scott and Larry full script. Working seven days a week for 14 Edward Davis Wood Jr. was born October 10, 1924 the first in a family of modest American postman . His mother, Lillian always wanted a girl , so up to twelve years old son, dressed in skirts and dresses , instilling , thus , a passion for dressing up in women's clothes , and especially to soft sweaters made from angora wool. At the age of seventeen years, Ed went to the front , where he participated in the Battle of Guadalcanal , wearing a uniform women's panties and bra, and terribly afraid without death and injury, which resulted in his passion would become known to all. However, in this sense, the war for him went smoothly, except for the broken front teeth and a damaged leg :) Back in civilian life , Wood first worked as a " woman with a beard " at numerous carnivals, and then a gofer in Hollywood , trying to casually "Raise " their own projects in the field of theater , film and literature. From theater Ed at once went wrong , but in the " literature "and film it " succeeded " , since the early fifties filling the publisher Burton film is just considering the most "productive " period of life Wood , with 1953 , when he came autobiographical «Glen or Glenda», and before the release of " Plan 9 "in 1959. During this period, Ed Wood managed to meet and work with a lot of these freaks , each of which found their place in this movie. Let's start with the Wood's girlfriend Dolores Fuller, played by the wonderful future star series " Sex and the City , Sarah Jessica Parker . Dolores met with Ed on the casting film «Behind Locked Doors», which is that , in theory , should have been set , and very quickly became the mistress of the director, starring in several of his projects . Their relationship , however, lasted only a few years , as the girl was unable to drag Wood's angora sweaters of disguise , and be the only one who brings the family money ( thanks to the work on television ), she pretty bored . After parting with Wood after the release of the Bride Monster " , where she was the role of secretary , Dolores Fuller discovered her talent songwriter , and later moving around a lot of the hit for Elvis Presley , becoming much richer and more famous than a former lover. Rich but not famous, was another friend of Wood, mannered gay Shakespearean starter Bunny Breckinridge (real name - John Cabell Breckinridge), made no secret of his " gay " at a time when it was not only bold , but simply dangerous. Who loved the theater and speaker on the stage on both sides of the Atlantic , often as cheap burlesque shows with gay and transgender in the history of " Bunny " came in his only film credits "Lord "in vudovskom "Plan 9 " . In this film he was almost But several other parties vudovskoy statement could appear in the film in a small cameo. Conrad Brooks , who played at Wood's comic policeman came here as a bartender , Gregory Walcot (Gregory Walcott), the protagonist of the "Plan ", played a small role of a potential financier of " Bride of the Monster , "and another " comic policeman , Paul Marco, looming in the pati time in the background . All of these people , however , and a candle to no good "Amazing Krisvelu »(The Amazing Criswell), whose role went to Jeffrey Jones . Born Geron Krisvel Konig (Jeron Criswell Konig) initially worked for a reader radio , but in the early fifties was to redeem the airtime from a local television station in Los Angeles to chase her early equivalent of the store on the couch , pushing «Criswell Family Vitamins». To diversify its infomercial , he soon became a place to insert the segments entitled " Krisvel Predicts »(« Criswell Predicts »), which did a dizzying and often totally absurd " prediction " . Shaw , however , made it a semblance Amid Krisvela other friends and colleagues, Wood, of course, have faded, although a professional wrestler Tor Johnson (born Tor Johansson), who spoke under the pseudonym «The Super Swedish Angel», too, left an indelible mark on pop culture , as well as television presenter Maila Nurmi (Maila Nurmi), better known as the Ghoul (Vampira). Lifetime Achievement Johnson , 136 -kilo Swedish wrestler , was superpopulyarnymi hellovinskaya mask , released since his death and torn to the U.S. mad circulation . The mask is , of course , was made with the image returned from the grave " Inspector Dan Clay »(Inspector Dan Clay) of all of the same fantasy epic Wood's " Plan 9 from outer space . As for the Mail Nurmi , nee Mail Siryaniemi (Maila Syrjaniemi), then its contribution to pop culture can not be overemphasized , because she was the creator of the world's first image of a television horror - leading , Vampires . The idea of this character was born a girl in 1953 when she appeared on the traditional fancy-dress ball choreographer Lester Horton (Lester Horton) with bleached skin and wearing a slinky black dress with a low-cut image and likeness Martishi Adams (Morticia Addams) from popular comic book Charles Addams (Charles Addams), unprinted magazine The New Yorker. Such an unusual character said television producer Hunt Stromberg Jr. (Hunt Stromberg, Jr.) Mail and invited to the night show on Channel KABC-TV, where she represented the old horror movies , walking in a rich haze among a maze of cobwebs. Despite the fact that Amid all these freaks looked aloof former Dracula , Bela Lugosi , with whom Wood met in the early fifties . Born in Hungary under the name of Bela Ferenc Dezso Blasko (Bela Ferenc Dezso Blasko) 20th October 1882 the first year , my acting career he began in his native country , starring in twelve movies in 1917 and 1918 , respectively. In 1919 he moved to Germany where he appeared in several German productions, but in October 1920 left the country with the intent to immigrate to the United States. There he falls in March 1921 , where the first time interrupted earnings laborer , but soon again starts to play in the theater . In 1927, he was waiting for the first big success - the role of Dracula in the theatrical adaptation of Bram Stoker's novel , but to repeat his starring role in the film, Lugosi had to sweat pretty convincing Universal and directed by Todd He was buried in his favorite actor vampire costume , but even after his death, he was able to " play " with Wood in his "Plan 9 ". How ? It's very simple . Shortly before his death , Wood took a few minutes with Lugosi in his vampire costume in front of the house Thor Johnson , planning to use the episode to its future vampire movie. However, funding for it, he was never found , and when subsequently appeared on the horizon "Plan 9 " , originally called «Graverobbers From Outer Space», Wood just wrote the place character Lugosi , hiring a doctor of his wife as a backup Bela, but to the viewer not suspected spoofing the whole movie , this is the doctor goes with half- face , portraying the evil vampire: ) Here are brilliant and worked in his trash- intoxicated Wood , using every opportunity to give their "masterpieces" commercial appeal . Barton , who took to heart the theme of sincere friendship with the young director of the legendary horror star ( near the Tim something similar happened with the cult actor Vincent Price (Vincent Price)), in addition to comic and dramatic episodes in his film still showed excellent legendary methods of Wood And enthusiasm is enough to have to shoot at twenty to thirty scenes a day , while the other directors were barely able to master only one. However , such a quick operation is achieved very simply - Wood Most of the events shown in the film, despite its strangeness , in fact occurred in reality , although some writers that deliberately distorted. For example , Thor Johnson, Burton film "opens" for the movie is Wood, although in reality the wrestler began acting in small roles as much from 1934 , and his siblings at the time of the premiere of " Plan 9 " Such a tragic fate , however, would have interfered with the optimistic finale tape Barton, so further problems in the director's final credits are mentioned only in passing , and the film ends on a proposal of Kathy O'Hara, hands and hearts. Katie , whose role went to Patricia Arket , hold with Ed whole life , and die only in June of 2006 , having survived her husband for 28 years . For this project , Tim Burton chose the correct and obvious strategy - stylized black-and -white movies of the fifties, what happened with him, as always, brilliant. The film is quite simple, with no special complex camera tricks and special effects, background music composer Howard Shore (Howard Shore, the only time that Tim has worked with Danny Elfmanom ) skillfully adapted to the individual musical standards of cheap horror and science fiction of the fifties, with a deliberately pretentious pipe loss and abundant use of theremin . Combined with first class directing Burton and outstanding performance of different actors , all together it creates a stunning effect of immersion in the era of cheap movies of the fifties, when things were possible now, absolutely unbelievable ! The audience , however , is a brilliant movie is not appreciated, and the 623 's screen was a hit and pathetic 6,000,000 . But at the Oscar ceremony, grabbed a picture of two Oscars ( Landau and Baker ) , was enthusiastically accepted by critics and was a resounding success on video, that is, ex post it , after all, appreciated . From my point of view , this film - one of the best in the filmography of Tim Burton's unique , and become familiar with it should anyone who has ever wondered how some history of cinema . " Ed Wood " - this was the classic, which " must know " ! |
Author: Sergey Merenkov
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French Guy Ranting about Having to Install Windows to Test an App (Google Translator Makes it Funnier)
Wanting to test something in a virtual machine, I proceeded to reinstall a Windows XP and software ( Flash, PDF , Java , antivirus ...). Mashed had forgotten how to install Windows software could be such a CALVARY.
Java
Naaann , I want that damn bar, I just want to install Java.
No, I do not want these extra services for pre- loading of Java in my system. That 'll get you in the ass hurts to ask my opinion before installing your dung at the heart of my system?
OpenOffice.org:
No I do not want to declare from Oracle just to type a letter.
Hell I do not give a carrer of this " Quick Start " me bouffe RAM even when I do not use OpenOffice.org. Get out ! When I want to start OOo , I 'm old enough to click on the icon myself.
Nan I do not want to be spied free by Oracle.
PDF Creator:
Nah! You then touch it to my default search engine !
Not I do not want your toolbar to the con . Well done to hide it in tons of options, empaffé !
Avast:
NAN ! I just want a AntivirusI 'm not trying to install a navigator.
Acrobat PDF Reader:
Not I do not want a fucking McAfee antivirus , I just want to download something to read PDFs .
Why do I need a Firefox extension to install something to read PDF files ? Why put us through this "Adobe Download Manager "to the con just to read PDFs ?
NAN ! I want to be spied for free from Adobe . Leave me alone !
How it there an update to install? But I just download the official website ! And then what are you doing in my taskbar , so Acrobat Reader is not running? "
Oh also I have to reboot my entire system just for something that used to read PDF files ?
But yes, my two little Adobe , just as you install your quick service in my system.
Flash
No I still do not want McAfee.
Damn! Why suffer again this insanity download manager ? Why do we require downloading an extension that downloads a program that downloads the program? It would hurt you in the ass to put the direct link ? I am perfectly capable of downloading myself , asshole .
"Download and installation in progress" ? I do not think this is progress!
Safari
Nan I do not want you to settle an additional network protocol in Windows, I just want a fucking browser.
Oh thank you guys to invite you to boot : It's true, more the merrier merrier ... the starting time . Install a service in addition to my system it not enough for you ?
Why I Prefer Linux? Why I Prefer Linux? Because I do not have all these Bastard. Raz - the - bowl browse 50 web pages to download the necessary steps to start work , and spend my time throwing 20 installers and uncheck the boxes in all directions for just what I need . I'm tired of software that make me their bitch to propose three tons of stuff that I give a shit - and more! - when they do not install without me asking my opinion . Installing software on Windows is a Total insanity. Should we really be masochistic to stay on Windows .
And then we come to tell me that adding a repository on Linux is complicated. Yeah , sure, it's too too hard.
(Yes I know in Windows there is the FramapackBut it does not solve everything . )
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