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March 13, 2009

[::] TAKES yOUtUBE ["Big-Y-Little-ou-Big-T-Little-ube"]'s TEMPERATURE! USING NICHOPOULOOZA'S HOTTEST-VIDEO's 'HOTSPOT' + EXPLAINS 'YT' ANAL-YTICS

The higher the graph, the hotter your video!

Ups-and-Downs of Viewership
Audience attention score

*your video's audience's attention
at each moment in your video

**fewer viewers are leaving your video
and they may also be rewinding
to watch that point in the video again

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We've added a new feature to Insight called Hot Spots. With Hot Spots, you can figure out which scenes in your videos are the 'hottest' and edit those videos to keep your audience engaged. Insight now shows which parts of videos viewers are watching and skipping, so creators no longer have to play guessing games. You can find this new feature under the 'Hot Spots' tab within the Insight dashboard.

What does 'hot' mean?

'Hot' shows that compared to other YouTube videos of similar length, fewer viewers are leaving your video at that point, and many viewers may even be rewinding on the control bar to see a particular sequence in your video again.

What does 'cold' mean?

'Cold' means that, compared to other YouTube videos of similar length, many viewers are moving to another part of your video or leaving the video entirely.

Watching/Collecting Videos

Most people start to watch YouTube, a video, the next video - one point of view by view. Perhaps they have received a link via e-mail, or a video is posted on a popular blog. People around the world to find pleasure in watching videos.

You know why?

Then in May, they watch the video again. A second time. A third time, countless, countless views of the entire video, which in May has been adapted to their taste or current mood.

This section shows you how to become a collector of video.

May you watch?

You're the boss of the Company.

YouTube is the company you own and manage on a daily basis. There are no known times, your working hours.

You are KISS, CEO,

PresidenTube.

You can hire and dismiss anyone or everyone by pressing a red button next to your YouTelephone.

You Tube. You.

[Translation: you, your, the TV you paid for and own.]

It is difficult to translate:

"The word, trademark or name."

No, not really a word at all. It is not assembled as Siamese twins who share certain anatomical orgasm. Like Siamese twins, the word comboform uses two words to do so.

The result contains no spacing, language, grammar, universal rule, which exists to distinguish the specificity of a word and its relationship with the word immediately following.

YouTube. 'You,' here is "my own list."

It reminds the user.

It may have been intended to represent a large, PC, "Ask them about the world"-sense.

Referring to YOU as a collective.

The YOU, means all of you. Everyone in the world-YOU.

Tube, of course, references quaintly, dinosaurs; and gives life to antediluvian, electronic devices, without whose invention -

Poof! No television, or life as we know it today.

These tubes have been installed by the men and women in television-skeletons, led slowly past and around a manufacturing plant.

At one point, a person installs the thin and fragile life of the fetus; only a moment before, a wooden box, and now with his work completed, the fetus has developed into a newborn -- he or she can now be dispatched around the world.

[This reminds me of the beautiful, Angelina J., but in reverse.]

The tube was invented by Thomas Alva Edison, in the Garden of the State of New Jersey, USA, and proliferated from its primary Geneisis, to its Television age of the early 1950s for General Electric and others.

Each TV is equipped with these beautiful, glowing, phosphorescent tubes. They come color and surreal, warm to the touch and the eye.
They were ingeniously designed.

It is only recently that the "tube drive" in light of its approach to gas-blue horizon. Death!

The world of digital TV is to thaw the temperature of the tubular built man-friend.

"Digital," we are told, "is better!"

Digital is small and compact, designed by computer, manufactured by inhuman robots, and with lightning speed.

But those of us who appreciate an old Citroen, Cassoulet, or grandmother, may thank the owners, [now extremely rich and living on their own island, where they thank Google every day, for his greed and the desire to conquer the world. They smile and thank Google, which was the first, not too early in his plan of domination. They bought half-way, or is it possible to design time futuriYT?]

These frontiersmen struck us with / it / you / the world / the name, which we now know -
YouTube:

Big Y, Little ou. Big T, Little ube.

Love it, or hate it...

It could have been called,

"A person watching the video Place"

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This remote post was supposed to feature David Bowie's Ziggy Stardust, Japanese, KABUKI COSTUMIER [whom, new cont., jane, hipped me to {who, btw, has just been named "one of top 10, american girl-bloggers," in the current issue of "Vogue Girl: Korea"--not kidding! For her big-hittin' 'Sea of Shoes'. She Nailed the header-photo! However, taking nothing away from li'l-dJ's "psos," or impossible circus-freak waistline, i to admit that all the other girl-bloggers in america may be worthy blog-wise of the honor, but are either, dumpy--think Billsburg, sans preternatural genetics, or photogenically slutty in the appearance depo} ]

Anyway, so Mr. Gr13silvergolden, from japan doesn't think you should get to watch HIS 1982 NESCAFE video anywhere else but on MR. Gr13silvergolden's CHANNEL. HOMO Arigoto, MR. Gr13silvergolden, VERY MUCH, AS STYX MIGHT SING! AND ALSO, 'NOT!' AS FAMOUS CANADIAN/AMERICAN Funnyman team, WAYNE AND GARTH MIGHT--SARCASTICALLY. HOW DO YOU LIKE THOSE $80 APPLES? AND I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT THE NEW IPhone. OR WOULD YOU, PERHAPS LIKE ME TO disable embedding on GARTH AND WAYNE SINGING QUEEN'S BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IN AN AMC VEHICLE...THE ONE THAT I DUBBED IN JAPANESE FOR YOUR SISTER, Ms. Gr12silvergoldenshower, WHO, btw is one of my INTERNET Geisha/hostesses? NOT VERY AGREEABLE, IS IT?

JUST CHECK YOUR FENG SHUI, Mr. JOSE!

tpa

AND IN HONOR OF ST. PATTIE'S YOU CAN READ THE IRISH VERSION HERE!

this remote post wus supposed ter feature david bowie's ziggy stardust, japanese, kabuki costumier [whom, new cont., jane, 'ipped me ter {who, btw, 'as jist been named "one av top 10, american girl-bloggers," in de current issue av "vogue girl: korea"--not kiddin'! for 'er big-hittin' 'sea av shoes'. she nailed de 'eader-photo! 'owever, takin' nathin' away from li'l-dj's "psos," or impossable circus-freak waistline, oi ter admit dat al' de other girl-bloggers in america may be worthy blog-wise av de 'onor, but are either, dumpy--think billsburg, sans preternatural genetics, or photogenically slutty in de appearance depo} ] anyway, so mr. gr13silvergolden, from japan doesn't tink yer shud git ter watch 'is 1982 nescafe video anywhere else but on mr. gr13silvergolden's channel. 'omo arigoto, mr. gr13silvergolden, pure much, as styx might sin'! an' also, 'not!' as famous canadian/american funnyman team, wayne an' garth might--sarcastically. 'oy chucker yer loike dohs $80 apples? an' oi'm not talkin' aboyt de new iphone. or wud yer, perhaps loike me ter disable embeddin' on garth an' wayne singin' queen's bohemian rhapsody in an amc vehhikal...the wan dat oi dubbed in japanese for yisser buff an' blister, ms. gr12silvergoldenshower, who, btw is wan av me internet geisha/hostesses? not pure agreeable, is it? jist chicken's greg yisser feng shui, mr. jose!
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Baltimora: TARZAN BOY [06/07/85 - #16 ~ 21/12/85 - #45 + LISTERINE COMMERCIAL USAGE 90s + SOUDTRACK: 'TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES III' + DISCOGRAPHY]

"Tarzan Boy," the 1985 debut, 'Italo-Disco' single by concept band, 'Baltimora,' was released in April, 1985, from their debut LP, "Living in the Background". The songs rhythmic, electronic melody and simple English-language lyric incorporates cinema's iconic Tarzan call.

Best known in the US for its use in Listerine commercials of the early '90s, it was also rerecorded in 1993 where it was featured in the soundtrack to the third installment of the popular Hollywood frog-franchise, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III."

But in Ireland, Scotland and Wales, many a pub brawl was had, as to lead lip-syncer, Jimmy McShane's Northern Irish birthright.

Sad and true, was its legitimacy; and however the communal, cuckolded, Celtic Clan may have felt toward this; it weren't nothin' a pint of Guinness, served by a red-haired lassie, and sipped, whilst starin' at a dog would not cure in April of 1985. That and the knowledge that the Emerald scion was just sucklin' at the tit, albeit a tit shaped from disparate fathers: one read 'Finnegans Wake,' while the other woke up with a hard-on to 'Sugar Sugar,' by 'The Archies.''

But bedpost-bubblegum palaver, and what Jimmy McShane's mother liked in her men had a foamy finish of mollification, viewed through a usually lamentable, empty Imperial Pintglass; this one satisfied both thirst and emasculation. A 1-2-combo, knockout!

Not sung by McShane!

"Another... Guinea...erm...Guinness, luv...Cheers!"

'Baltimora''s producer/ventriloquist name's, unmistakable overabundance of voweling pointed, not to Belfast, but Bologna. Here was him responsible for the Blight, Blarney, and Brunt of copious piss-takings--SINCE AN ITALIAN named, Maurizio Bassi decided to put Ireland in jeapordy. Thanks Jesus, the truth was out from the BEEB!

Both music[?] and lyrics[?] of 'Baltimora' [he even italified a vowelless ending Irish immigrant city where bricks were laid side by side with Americans to a city] were Bassi-sputum.

But thanks be to wankers and yobs; naivety and confection, the bloody, Bolognese-twirler was puttin' tintinnabulation, like to be heard four miles around St. Christopher's comin' noontime, in a Son of Eire's pocket.

His Belfast Sheelagh and 'kiss o' the stone' had also helped him out of a hard day's workin' but not from its reward.

Murphy's an idiot!

And though he'd have to ask Father O'Flannery, Sunday confession, what the reparation for 'fakin' by gob, like a Limerick Piestuffer,' might be, first he must head pubways to toast little Dotori 'Italian Frankenstein.'

He should be toasted with Jameson AND Guinness for puttin' little Jim up in his kit, under the lights--not pub lights, blinkin' marquees--from Dublin to Djibouti, he thought.

And those that mentioned the hyphenated, two-word slagoff, 'one-hit wonders' were due to be served an inferior, unimperial, ha'pint as reminder of a fine pugilist, Seamus McClellan, who--no gloves in those days--made his way into the fittin' room for a brand new waistcincher as heavy as a man can wear and walk--The Irish National Boxing Championship, 1947! And he did it with a one-hit...square, round to the jaw, to poor Bagwwenieange, No. 2, Middle-Heavyweight champ: 'The Welsh Bomber,' who sadly, never got up from the mat on that great...erm...gray day in Cork.

To an Hibernian! "Tarzan Boy!"

Jimmy from Belfast, who we mocked fore knowin':

"May you and your tune swing from the trees, with your lassie and chimp; and find a true vine, whilst we take this sip."

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