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May 15, 2012

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So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Almost a Cop But Ultimately No One

On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley almost gave her signature one-gun salute to what turned out to be an undercover cop. »

Dinklage vs. Dickage: Game of Thrones’ Period Drama

Warning: Period. On this week's episode of Game of Thrones, Sansa experienced an existential crisis of Judy Blume proportions: she got her period, freaked out and then was calmed down by an understanding elder who was all, "Are you there, Sana? »

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Is the Insufferable Karmin Run Already Over?

The Epic debut of irritating viral duo Karmin, Hello, arrived this week to little fanfare. The only major music publication to have reviewed it is Rolling Stone – Jody Rosen's brief, one-and-a-half star review says it well: »

Dark Shadows: Tim Burton’s Latest Yawn

Tim Burton's riff on the ‘60s/'70s vampire camp soap opera Dark Shadows joins a subset of TV-to-movie adaptations redundantly obsessed with the fish-out-of-water trope. »

Songs of the Day: Joey Negro’s GoGo Get Down Mix

An inevitable but not unwelcome compilation of the D.C.-based funk offshoot go-go is coming out via housemaster Joey Negro's Z Records. It's by (and let's face it for) outsiders and the stream below is a mix of its contents so you can drop by the dropping by. »

Oh God Lisa Turtle What Are You Doing

We're asking because we've missed you and this is a lot to deal with. »

Today’s Song: Brandy featuring MC Lyte, Yo-Yo and Queen Latifah ‘I Wanna Be Down (The Human Rhythm Hip Hop Remix)’

Today, M.I.A. announced on Twitter that her bangin', raucous "Bad Girls" was spawning remixes featuring contemporary female rapper heavyweights Missy Elliott, Azealia Banks and Rye Rye. »

Gremlins 2: The New Batch: Little, Green, Brilliant

People didn't get Gremlins 2: The New Batch when it was released in the summer of 1990, six years and a week after its blockbusting predecessor. It grossed less than a third of the original's box-office take ($41.4 million versus Gremlins' $148.1 million). »

Today’s Song: Usher featuring Rick Ross ‘Lemme See’

Speaking of male R&B crooners, here's something more sleazy than soulful from Usher's forthcoming, inanely named album Looking 4 Myself. Despite the tactile production of satisfying synth smears, tough thwacks and insistent ticking, the track kind of falls apart when Ursh flips out of his longing... »

Where Do Idols Go When They Die?: Why the Winner of The Voice Is a Good Thing for Music

It was down to four on last night's season two finale of The Voice: Team Christina's mom-popper Chris Mann, Team Cee-Lo's Juliet Simms, Team Blake's soul crooner Jermaine Paul, and Team Adam's wind-up dancing troubadour Tony Lucca. »

Shit People Say to Cats Left Behind After a Breakup

Here is how I said goodbye to one of my cats last week: "I have to go away, but I will always love you. You needs to be really good to help Other Daddy, because this is hard for him. [Jezebel]

Shit People Say to the Cats Left Behind After a Breakup

Here is how I said goodbye to one of my cats last week: "I have to go away, but I will always love you. You needs to be really good to help Other Daddy, because this is hard for him. »

Today’s Song: Jimmy Edgar ‘In Deep’

The fourth album of Detroit's Jimmy Edgar, Majenta, is out today, and it's one of the most easily enjoyable dance releases of the year so far. Its production is clean and sparse, its references are broad, identifiable and respectful as they pump away ("Sex Drive" owes a debt to Frankie Knuckles... »

Today’s Song: Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes ‘The Love I Lost (Dimitri from Paris Super Disco Blend)’

"Has anybody out there lost someone that kinda meant the world to you? My, my, my, my lord. My, my, my, I had a sweet love. I had a good love!" An upbeat framing of devastating regret, this is the most perfectly bittersweet song ever made. »

So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Not This Guy

On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley met the rarest of creatures: a hot dude who doesn't want his massage with a side of whore. Anyway, this resulted in awkwardness and Riley's use of the phrase "I took the D train." She can't... »

Dinklage vs. Dickage: At Long Last, It’s Time for Some Game of Thrones Action

Warning: Gore above. Well, that's more like it. A week after the talkiest, least exciting and flat-out worst Game of Thrones episode ever came the bloodbath that was last night's episode. »

13 Hours, 42 Movies About People With Developmental Disabilities: Enduring Sprout

People with disabilities made me laugh more times than I could count last weekend when I attended the 10th annual Sprout Film Festival. There was Lauren, an Australian student profiled in The Ball, who while cuddling her dog noted that he had the same eye and hair color as her. »

Today’s Song: Neneh Cherry & the Thing ‘Accordion’

Neneh Cherry broke through with the rapping/singing hybrid "Buffalo Stance," a dance song without much low end that turned interjections into hooks ("Gigolo, sucka!") and included an amazingly melodramatic spoken-word breakdown ("The wind in my face, the sound in my ears / Water from my eyes, and... »

Bobby Brown Says Whitney Houston Brought Drugs to Their Relationship, Not Him

Whitney Houston's husband of 14 years and the presumed downfall of her career, Bobby "King of R&B" Brown, appeared on this morning's episode of Today in his first televised interview since her death. »

Today’s Song: Santigold ‘The Riot’s Gone’

Today, the Philadelphia-bred Santigold released her excellent sophomore album, Master of My Make-Believe. The collection of low-key anthems genre-hops like Madonna at her most informed and tasteful. »

So, Who Did Jennifer Love Hewitt Jerk Off This Week?: Almost a Cop But Ultimately No One On this week's episode of The Jennifer Love Hewitt Handjob Hour The Client List , Love's character Riley almost gave her signature one-gun salute to what turned out to be an undercover cop. » By Rich Juzwiak 02: ... » See Ya at » What Gets Me Hot

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POST #5000 JULY 12, 2009 - FEB. 27, 2007 POST #1 - VISUALGUIDANCELTD - [::] - MRDANTEFONTANA - MRJYN - MALMO - NOLA [HAPPY ANNIVERSARY SEBASTIAN!]



#1 The Birthday Party - Junkyard


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I'm so happy Sebastian's post #1 remains intact! Do you know how rare that is for YouTube?
I've replaced or retired literally dozens. I think it's a sign. And P.S., Sebastian always had and still has incredible taste in music and videos, and 2., he was the first person to ever comment or write to me on my former high-roglyphic blog, 'the perfect american,' which still exists, btw, but only for me, as a sort of online storage unit where i keep my collection of new york times and mad magazines, report cards and summonses, girlfriend love letters and tro's [just kidding about that last one].


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And so I'd like to thank Sebastian sincerely for beginning a thankless project as a labor of love and similar online diary of his musical-video wanderings outside the realm of then and current, more established, pop-culture aggregator, PCL Linkdump - until Halloween of 2008, when after a brief, unceremonious transferral of title, I began to build, change and keep the same ecclectic smorgasborg of offerings, which easily rested atop the piledriven soil which he had so fertilely tended. May this soil continue to produce crops as variegated as The Birthday Party, as timely and internecine as Michael Jackson's Death and Videolife, and as straightforwardly badass as the life, times, exploits and music of Jerry Lee Lewis (where Sebastian's and my totally bi-hemispheric taste-bubbles collided into one pink, treacly, pop of pianisimo, glissandi and blissfulness).
And, of course, and as always, may its loamy fecundity provide crops for future harvesters in the fields where we toil, unburdened byan audience, unused to adulation or recognition and unmolested by its burdens.
For if a man has confidence in himself, surely those who share this confidence will soon discover the other, and celebrate together, each to himself and with the other, what is known to one, and then to both, and finally to all who care to discover.

~ mrjyn

May 14, 2012

How to Japanese! (advice)

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Japanese Modern Jazz Opera {why does the girl have a penis?!?!}

[Japanese Modern Jazz Opera] http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/japanese-modern-jazz-opera-my-favorite-video

Posted: 15 Jan 2011
Simply the best thing I've ever seen
Momotaro Modern Jazz Opera

The standard view of Japanese popular culture, at least here in the United States, is that its wacky, chaotic and impossible to fathom. Thats the first reaction you might get from a video doing the rounds online. It features actors dressed up as traditional Japanese peasants performing some sort of story to the accompaniment of American jazz standards. Which they sing. With Japanese lyrics. At first glance its just funny. But The Worlds Alex Gallafent digs a little deeper.

So a colleague sent me a link to a video. It had been forwarded to him by another friend: you know how it goes. The video is titled: "Japanese Jazz Opera". And heres how it begins. Yep, thats Nows The Time, by Charlie Parker. Only in the video its sung by an old peasant couple, with Japanese lyrics. The setting is a kind of studio version of an olden-days Japanese village. They seem to be actors in some kind of elaborate comedy skit. But before you have a chance to consider what might be going on, they move on to Miles Davis. Superficially the video, which runs to about ten minutes, is just spectacularly odd. But still, what IS it?

In Japan, this guy Tamori, the comedian behind this video, this show, is everywhere, hes ubiquitous."

OK, progress: so we know its a skit starring one of Japans biggest celebrities.

"If you can imagine someone posters beer that you see on TV every night in Japan." And this video clip, Kelts says, comes from Tamoris nightly variety show, an edition from March 1986. It was called What a Great Night. Kelts recognizes the subject of the skit too. Turns out its a take on Momotaro, or the Peach Boy - one of the all-time classic Japanese fairy tales.

It follows the narrative very closely, it hews quite close to the narrative, but everything is done tongue-in-cheek.

The first part of the story goes like this.

Theres a poor old couple. They cant have kids.

One day, a giant peach floats down the river to their village. The old couple take the peach home and try to eat it. But when they cut it open, they find a boy inside.

In Tamoris version, this is where they sing Thelonius Monks Misterioso.

Heres how it ends. The peach boy grows up. And, along with some animal friends, he travels across the ocean - um, to the Herbie Hancock tune, Maiden Voyage

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