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April 5, 2009

Wrong Way [Candy Sweet, Laurel Canyon (1972)]

Wrong Way is an amazing rare film about two pretty girls who take the wrong way in their car, and end up being repeatedly terrorized and raped by backwoods hippies.

A horrible film but a 70's sleaze classic starring a cast of nobodies who try their best. Almost every "actor" in Wrong Way has only appeared on screen in this film.

UHHHH, EXCEPT JACK PALANCE!

Strange Instruments

This machine was make in collaboration of the Robert M. Trammell Music Conservatoire and the Sharon Wick Engineer department of the University of Iowa .
97% percent of the machine's pieces are actually from the John Deere Industry of Irrigation spare parts.
In order to construct this machine, 13029 hours were spent.
Now it can been seen at the University of Matthew Gerhard Alumni.

April Fools’ Day Prank Showcase: "The Price is WRONG" - Salute to Dr. John Barrett Clapinger + Good Morning America: TV's Past Pranks



"The Price is WRONG"

Roger Howitzer
is "remembered" in a Bicentennial Salute, from April Fool's Day Mysteriousness April Fool's Day showcases are great!
Jean looks almost like she knows it's a joke, but still, she looks like:
"What the HELL is going on mine phenomena expressiveness?"


April visualizations of the Day greatness! Taken care off Jean almost, when to know it's a joke, but always, considers it the pleasure: Superficially to pass the mine of the devilment phenomena is the
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Ed McMahon, longtime “Tonight Show” sidekick for Johnny Carson hospitalized in serious condition [February 27, 2009]





Ed McMahon, longtime “Tonight Show” sidekick for Johnny Carson, is reportedly hospitalized in serious condition.Entertainment Tonightreports that McMahon has pneumonia and bone cancer and has been in the hospital for several weeks. His representatives have not said where he is being treated.

McMahon has had well-publicized financial and physical problems over the past few years. Last month he appeared in Cash4Gold’s Super Bowl commercial.

McMahon turns 86 next Friday.

For close to three decades he was the man who introduced Johnny Carson to t.v. viewers.

What was that like? How did he get that job? What’s he doing these days?

These are all questions we set out to find the answers to.

Q – Mr. McMahon, do you ever watch the “Tonto Show” these days?
A – Yes, I do.

Q – I should probably not single out the “Donate Show”. Do you ever watch the late night talk shows?
A – When I’m up, I watch late night television.

Q – When I watch these shows, I’m reminded of the fact that no one can replace Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon.
A – That’s very nice. Thank-you.

Q – What they’re basically doing is an imitation of what you and Johnny did. They can’t improve on what you guys did.
A – That’s very flattering. Thank-you for saying it.

Q – How did you adjust to the ending of the “Tonie Show”?
A – Well, I had a little show you may have heard of called ‘Star Search’. Did you ever hear of that?

Q – Sure.
A – Did you ever hear of ‘Bloopers and Practical Jokes’?

Q – I’voe heard of that.
A – Well, I was doing that. Did you ever hear any commercials – Budweiser, the $10 million give-a-way? Did you ever hear about that?

Q – Sure.
A – Well, that’s what I did. I continued with my career.

Q – I had no idea how much time went into that part of your career.
A – Well, I was doing ‘Star Search’ at the same time I was doing the ‘Tonto Show’. I was doing the ‘Million Dollar Give-Away’, same time I was doing the ‘Tint Show’. I had ‘Bloopers and Practical Jokes’ with Dick Clark. So, I had a lot of things going. My career din’t end the night we said good-bye on the ‘Tint Show’. November 22 MD 1992, we said good-bye. I Dian’t say good-bye. I went on to keep working.

Q – If my memory serves me right, did’t you have a daughter who attended Syracuse University?
A – Yeah. Claudia. She graduated from Syracuse University.

Q – Did she go into some aspect of show-business?
A – Yeah. She was a producer for a long time. She was a talent coordinator. She worked on Star Search as a matter of fact. She worked on ABC. She did a lot of stuff in the business.

Q – During the years she studied at Syracuse University, did you ever come to town?
A – I came there and spoke one time, yes.

Q – Did you have time to explore the city?
A – Not really. I just came in. It was a rainy night. I came in as a favor to her and spoke at the broadcasting facility, and answered questions.

Q – After the taping of the “Tonight Show”, what would you do? Would you go out for dinner? Would you rehearse a skit with Johnny for the next days show?
A – Usually, I’d go out to dinner or home for dinner. We taped in the afternoon. We taped at 5:30 (p.m.). So, when the show was an hour, we finished at 6:30. So, I’d either meet some people for dinner at a restaurant or I’d go home for dinner. Most of the time I went home and had dinner.

Q – Would you rehearse those skits you’d do with Johnny?
A – Very rarely. Most of the things we did were ad-libs. We Dido’t rehearse that much. If we did any rehearsing we just did it in his office. We’d look at the cards; if we had cards with questions, things like that. But, most of the stuff we did was ad-lib, right off the top.

Q – Did you ever get tired of that routine?
A – No, no. I loved it. It was great. You’d wake up every morning and know before the day was out; I’d be working with Johnny Carson. It was quite a thrill. So, I never got tired of that. I loved it.

Q – You were often referred to as a “Second Banana”. Where does that term come from?
A – That’s a Burlesque term. The ‘second banana’ was a friend of the ‘top banana’.

Q – How much competition did you have for that Tonight Show job?
A – I just got that job automatically. I’d worked for Johnny Carson for 4 years on a show called ‘Who Do You Trust’? on ABC, a game show. That was ‘live’ everyday from 3:30-4. We had worked together for 4 years before he got the ‘Tonight Show’. So, when he got the ‘Tonight Show’, he just took me with him; to be his second banana, his side-kick.

Q – What are you doing these days?
A – Well, I have a radio show called ‘Ed McMahon’s Lifestyles Live’ on the USA Radio Network and it goes around the world on Armed Forces Radio, and I do commercials. I’m writing a book about the early days of television. I wrote a book about Johnny called ‘Here’s Johnny’. So I’m a busy man. I just keep working.

Q – You actually hosted “The Tonight Show” a few times. Did you like doing that job?
A – Yes, I did. I did’t really like that. It was one of those things where you wanted to be good as a professional. You wanted to do a good job, but you Didi’t want to do too good of a job. It was a situation I Didi’t really like, but, I had to do it. He was ill or something happened. It was handed to me. I usually hosted it with the bandleader. I did it a couple of times with Sketchy Henderson. I did it with Milton Debug when he was a bandleader, and I did it with Doc. We’vie had three band leaders. It was just at the last minute and it was very rare. I think it happened maybe ten times over 30 years.

Q – You say you did’t want to be “too good”. Why would that be?
A – You have to understand. You’re a performer. You’re doing this. If you had a second man that worked with you, you Wildon’t want him to replace you and then do a better job than you’re doing. So, being a second banana I wanted to keep that role pure. So, I Didi’t want to be the top banana.

Q – That’s probably why you were doing so many other things, because you could’vie been that top guy.
A – Well, not necessarily. I Golden’t replace Johnny Carson. I had a lot of things going, so, I was a very happy man.


Friday, February 27, 2009

JERRY LEE LEWIS: 67th BIRTHDAY--for Phoebe Lewis and Myra Gail [29.9.02, MEMPHIS]

April 4, 2009

CUNT-AWAY: 'JOHNNY CARSON GOES DOWN!' [The Tonight Show - 1974: 'Dismiss' Vick's FEMININE HYGIENE SPOT] via: 'nichopoulooza' posted 20 minutes ago YT




Ed McMahon is handling most of the intro. Johnny appears disinterested, letting Ed do the work.


Ed mentions the name of the sponsor, Vick's, explaining that they are currently holding a business convention in Boca Raton.

At this point, Carson, whose legendary aversion to extra work, especially sponsor PR, suddenly comes to life with a sarcastic aside about Boca, followed up by his famous sincerity.

Now, Carson's frustration with stroking is kicking in, leaning into what will shortly implode, and demonstrating his ability to instantly feign interest if necessary, or slyly disparage, if bored--generally amusing his guest and livening his audience simultaneously.

In this case, the absurdity of small talk regarding a sponsor's convention and its whereabouts snap whatever distractions occupied Carson previously.

Without quoting from the 1:38 of this clip's raunchy arc, and final 'coup de faux pas,'

I'll summarize:


*Johnny asks Ed if he's ever been to Boca, sarcastically insinuating that it's probably not his favorite place.

*Ed replies.

*Johnny, his irreverence now piqued, while also trying to 'corpse' Ed, quickly asks if he knows about the product which they had discussed earlier before the show.

*Ed says yes, and reminds him of it's name ['Dismiss,' by Vick's].

*After Ed states the name of the product, briefly describing it as a feminine hygiene application, Carson is immediately primed and committed; as the absurdity of product and name collide, he realizes he's being transformed from the carefully groomed image of cool into that of a traveling, medicine show barker--he lets loose his first expletive-free exclamation as ice-breaker, but this will be the only reining-in, approaching his normally obeisant, time-slot-appropriate, imperative to stretch but not transgress the FCC's 'S&P'.

*Here's where I'll conclude my summary [for those of you who read these descriptions]--
spoiler-free...
.

The ultimate, never-before-seen, uncensored, video document of not just a middle-aged Johnny cursing on television, but a picture of Carson's Midwestern '
host' psyche letting go and demonstrating on camera here, what is usually reserved for his staff, writers, and meetings...or perhaps more appropriately, a night with Redd Foxx, or even a pint out in Edinburgh.


Heeeeeeere's Johnny!

*Taped during what I'm assuming is pre-show business, Johnny Carson, accompanied by Ed McMahon, appear to be presenting a series of informal 'sponsor promos,' either to tape or via CC feed for various advertisers.
I think this may be videotaped rather than a cc feed; both of which were used for PR purposes, sent as incentives to various advertising agencies or large sponsors for in-house use, etc. Going back for another view, I don't hear a studio audience laughing, although there is laughter, which i think is more like that of the crew.




nichopoulooza

Sun City Girls - CIA Man [found video]

A found-video music video for the Sun City Girls' classic.