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08/30/2009
Dailymotion/MRJYN
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Posted: 31 August 2009
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SATAN'S BABY DOLL - LA BIMBA DI SATANA - XXX VERSION
08/22/2009
SATAN'S BABY DOLL - LA BIMBA DI SATANA - XXX VERSIONDirector: Mario Bianchi 1980 SATAN'S BABY DOLL is the EuroSleaze sickie that has it all: Drooling insanity, relentless nudity, the living dead, voluptuous nuns, one very unfortunate chicken and more. In her first and only movie role, Jacqueline Dupré stars as a tasty teen who becomes possessed by the kinky spirit of her murdered mother and triggers a family frenzy of sexual corruption. Deep within the dungeon of the depraved, who will surrender to the ultimate acts of perversion? Beware the promise of profane seduction. Behold the unspeakable hungers of SATAN'S BABY DOLL!Mariangela Giordano & notorious porn queen Marina Hedman co-star in this deranged remake of MALABIMBA - THE MALICIOUS WHORE and other versions. XXX version of SATAN'S BABY DOLL includes scenes not seen in any other release. Starring: "Jacqueline Dupre" "Mariangela Giordano" "Mario Bianchi"
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Posted: 22 August 2009
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 1
Led Zeppelin AVEC Keith Moon - Forum: Los Angeles (1977)
09/19/2007
http://mrjyn.blogspot.com/2007/09/led-zeppelin-avec-keith-moon-forum-los.html the unforgettable night in L.A. 1977 where Keith Moon joined Led Zeppelin onstage. Los Angeles Forum - June 23, 1977 ... night of the loonies! Led Zeppelin's 6-night stand at the Los Angeles Forum in 1977 is special for many reasons. The June 23rd show featured a classic moment in rock history where the group's friend, Keith Moon, joined them onstage. Two legendary drummers on one stage! An audience recording (and film footage) show Moon with a tambourine and banging the tympani. But, as this rare photo above show, Moon also sat in on Bonham's Plant & Moondrum kit for a brief segment in Moby Dick. Moon's friend and personal assistant Dougal Butler remembers the night : "Bonzo suggests to Moonie he should nip along with him to the show. During Bonzo's drum solo, "John has a long solo which involves him and his massive drum kit rising up in the air, via a hydraulic drum riser. And just as he is about to elevate, he calls Moonie, who is watching from the side of the stage. Somewhat hesitantly, Moonie steps out and joins Bonzo and, suddenly, we have the spectacle of two of the heaviest and most exciting drummers in rock flailing about Bonzo's kit like a pair of Bruce Lees on speed. Naturally, the kids go crazy... These kids give Moonie and Bonham a standing ovation that lasts five minutes and when Moonie comes offstage I can see his is quite affected by this vote of approval."
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Posted: 20 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 2
Sexy Russian Lingerie Party
09/18/2009
Sexy Russian Lingerie Party
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Posted: 19 September 2009
Rating: 4.0
Votes: 1
(DYLAN) CHET ATKINS & JERRY REED: DONT THINK TWICE
09/07/2007
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Posted: 08 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 2
Michael Jackson - IV Drug Tracks
07/17/2009
NEVER seen before snaps have revealed the scars of Michael Jackson's alleged drug taking in their full horror.The shocking set of pics obtained by ABC News in America show discoloured needle marks and a hideous blotch on the pop legend's legs seven years ago.Dr Debra Jaliman, a spokeswoman for the American Academy of Dermatology, told the TV network: "It looks like there are multiple pu More..nctures from intravenous placement."The specialist added that it is "unusual" for injections to be placed in the leg, a measure she believed must have been necessary if no veins in the upper body were accessible.Jaliman said the blotch might have been the result of Necrosis, a condition that could have surfaced due to intravenous fluids dripping into the Thriller star's lower leg.She said the damage also might be attributable to a caustic, damaging fluid the late Beat It singer's skin made contact with.
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Posted: 17 July 2009
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 1
BIMBO: JIM REEVES
09/07/2007
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Posted: 08 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 5
Ethel Smith: tico tico (Hammond Organ)
09/29/2007
Ethel Smith: tico tico (Hammond Organ)
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Posted: 29 September 2007
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JIMMY PAGE + ERIC CLAPTON + JEFF BECK: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
09/29/2007
JIMMY PAGE + ERIC CLAPTON + JEFF BECK: STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN
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Posted: 30 September 2007
Rating: 4.9
Votes: 9
Rick Danko Janis Joplin Jerry Garcia: Ain't No More Cocaine
09/24/2007
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Posted: 25 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 1
SERGIO MENDES AND BRASIL 66: WICHITA LINEMAN
09/24/2007
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Posted: 25 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
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KEEF 'RIFF' RICHARDS: Before They Make Me Run
09/13/2007
"KEITH RICHARDS" "ROLLING STONES" "HUMAN RIFF" riff "Before They Make Me Run""RUN RUDOLPH RUN" "CHUCK BERRY" Country: Morocco State: Taza-Al Hoceima-Taounate City: Rif ~ MRJYN
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Posted: 13 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 9
Dalida - Bang bang
09/18/2007
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Posted: 19 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
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ROLLING STONES: Child of the Moon (rArE!)
09/12/2007
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Posted: 13 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
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Paul McCartney: Maybe I'm Amazed (Rare Rehearsal 1974)
09/08/2007
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Posted: 09 September 2007
Rating: 5.0
Votes: 4
October 6, 2009
Dailymotion/MRJYN| WhosTalkin?
I go on? The Stranglers-Get a grip on yourself The Stranglers-Get a Grip On Yourself envoyé par mrjyn . sent by mrjyn. - --
Je serai où, dans un an? I am where in one year?
The Stranglers-Get a grip on yourself The Stranglers-Get a Grip On Yourself
envoyé par mrjyn . sent by mrjyn. - --
avec les paroles pour faire karaoké ;-)) with the lyrics to karaoke ;-))
Didn't have the money round to buy a Morry Thou Did not have the money round to buy a Morry Thou
Been around and seen a lot to shake me anyhow Been around and seen a lot to shake me anyhow
Begged and borrowed sometimes I admit I even stole Begged and borrowed sometimes I admit I even stole
The worse crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll. The worse crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll.
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
Suffering convictions on a two-way stretch inside Suffering convictions on a two-way stretch inside
The air in here is pretty thin, I think I'll go outside The air in here is pretty thin, I think I'll go outside
Committed for insanity and crimes against the soul Committed for insanity and crimes against the soul
The worst crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll. The worst crime that I ever did was play some rock 'n roll.
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
And you should know And you should know
Now I find from week to week the sentence sticking fast Now I find from week to week the sentence sticking fast
Turn the corner, rub my eyes and hope the world will last Turn the corner, rub my eyes and hope the world will last
Stranger from another planet welcome to our hole Stranger from another planet welcome to our hole
Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n roll Just strap on your guitar and we'll play some rock 'n roll
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
But the money's no good But the money's no good
Just get a grip on yourself Just get a grip on yourself
And you should know And you should know
( je me manque un peu, parfois...je me comprends... ) (I lack a little, sometimes ... I understand ...)
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X-Factor Social Network - I'LL ADMIT I'M DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE WITHOUT DROPPING BREADCRUMBS, BUT HOW DID DANNY-X GAY PORNISH MEMBER COME TO HAVE MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL AS HIS VIDEO FEED? OR WHY?
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Phil Spector - World's Weirdest Clip - All You Need Is Love 
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Tony Palmer made a series of films that set the standard to which all subsequent biographers and documentary makers aspired to. The critically acclaimed All You Need Is Love was broadcast across the world between 1976 and 1981. But since that time, it has neither been repeated nor commercially...
Jerry Lee Lewis 'Behind The Music' Only YouTube HD 
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Season 1, Episode 19 Aired: 3/8/1998 Jerry Lee Lewis The story of Jerry Lee Lewis, the Hall-of-Fame singer/songwriter/pianist, who faced a severe career backlash after marrying his 13-year-old second cousin, has been well documented. What is not as well known is all of the death and tragedy this...
Kurt Cobain Guitar Hero - Courtney Calls From Road 
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enabled. "Can you Leist, baby? (HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE LAST LINE WAS ORIG.) CHECK OUT MY VIDEO AND COMMENT AND RATE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. THANKS, NICHOPOULOUZO As you know, Guitar Hero 5 features a playable Kurt Cobain avatar which you can unlock to have the Nirvana icon cover Bush, stunt...
Kurt Cobain - Flava Flav - Bon Jovi - Guitar Hero 5 (0:30 Greatest Hits) 
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OUT MY VIDEO AND COMMENT AND RATE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. THANKS, NICHOPOULOUZO As you know, Guitar Hero 5 features a playable Kurt Cobain avatar which you can unlock to have the Nirvana icon cover Bush, stunt like Flavor Flav, and roll over in his grave. (via P4K, because there is no way I...
Backwoods Barbie - 9 to 5 - Broadway 
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9 to 5 Tour 
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Top-10 Smuggled Drug Items ('DEA Smuggleables - Vol. 1) 
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evidence envelope containing a small amount of a pasty orange colored material. Suspected methamphetamine sample was an exemplar, from five kilogram-sized bricks. Seized in Detroit, Michigan by Customs and Border Officers, incidental to search of vehicle entering from Canada. It would appear that...
Michael Jackson - México 'Thriller' Dance - Guinness World Record - Japanese 
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students - Williamsburg, Virginia - Hildago claimed 12937 people danced Saturday - Mexico City - Monument of the Revolution - led by a Michael Jackson impersonator wearing a red-and-gold sequined jacket - Guinness must certify whether all those people really performed entire routine - Hector...
Nichopoulouzo @ Last.Fm http://www.last.fm/user/mrjyn 
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RT @mrjyn - Nichopoulouzo @ Last.Fm - bit.ly - #youtube #video @mrjyn www.last.fm ESSAY - 'WHY I LIKE LAST.FM' - RIGHT NOW 'Planet Patrol' 'Play at Your Own Risk' IS ON MY GROUP RADIO ... IT BUCKINGHAM' ROCKS... IF YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE WHO THINK... YOU: 'WHAT COULD A LAST.FM MEMBER POSSIBLY...
Les Paul - Spinal Tap Jam 
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engaging raconteur with an extraordinary ability to recall the details of his more than seven decades in show business — like the time in the 1970s when he was approached by country-and-western star Chet Atkins..."Chet said, 'I'll play my violin and sing and you'll play your banjo and your...
Switzerland denies Polanski bail | BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Arts & Culture
BBC NEWS | Entertainment | Arts & Culture | Switzerland denies Polanski bailSwitzerland denies Polanski bail
Polanski won an Oscar in 2002 for The PianistFilm-maker Roman Polanski has been denied bail ahead of his possible extradition to the US, the Swiss Justice Ministry has said.
Ministry spokesman Folco Galli said the government maintained there was a high risk Polanski may flee if released from custody.
Polanski is being held in Switzerland over his 1977 conviction for unlawful sex with a 13-year-old girl.
He left the US in 1978 before he could be sentenced and has never returned.
Polanski was detained in Switzerland on 26 September as he travelled from France to collect a lifetime achievement award at the Zurich Film Festival.
Release call
"In our view, there is still a very high risk that he will flee and that a release on bail or other measures after a release cannot guarantee Polanski's presence in the extradition procedure," Mr Galli said.
Polanski's legal representatives are also asking Switzerland's highest criminal court to free Polanski.
Mr Galli said the Justice Ministry has submitted a letter to the tribunal explaining why it opposes release.
The arrest of Polanski, who won an Oscar in 2002 for The Pianist, a harrowing story of Nazi-occupied Warsaw, has prompted an outcry among some politicians and Hollywood heavyweights.
But last week, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger said the film-maker should not get special treatment because he is a "big-time movie director".
A petition has been signed by film-makers including Pedro Almodovar and Stephen Frears, and actors including Monica Bellucci and Fanny Ardant, expressing dismay at Polanski's arrest.
Other Hollywood luminaries, including film producer Harvey Weinstein, have called for Polanski's release.
His victim, Samantha Geimer, sued Polanski in December 1988, alleging sexual assault, infliction of emotional distress and seduction.
The film-maker agreed to pay her $500,000 five years later.
But in January this year Ms Geimer asked a US court to drop charges against Polanski, saying the continued publication of details "causes harm to me, my husband and children".
Brigitte Lahaie on The Classic Porn Date of birth: 12 October 1955
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Date of birth: 12 October 1955Alternate Names: Brigitte Bordeaux | Brigitte Deslages | B. Lahaye | Brigette Lahaye | Brigitte Lahaye | Brigitte Simonin | Brigitte Van Meerhaegue | Brigitte van Meerhaegue
Bio: Brigitte Lahaie is a radio talk show host, actress and French ex-porn actress. She began her career at age 20 and performed in pornographic films from 1976 through 1980.
In 1980, at the height of her popularity, she decided to put an end to her hardcore career and appear in more traditional movies, such as I as in Icarus (Henri Verneuil, 1980) in which she played a stripper, and Pour la peau d'un flic (Alain Delon, 1981) in which she played a nurse. However, she also made some softcore and Nazi exploitation "video nasties" during this time.
At the end of her acting career, she became famous to the more general public after appearing on the French radio show, Les Grosses Tetes, broadcast on RTL.
She also recorded and released the single Caresse tendresse, in an effort to start a singing career. She met with neither commercial nor critical success.
She is now the host, on RMC Info, of Lahaie, l'Amour et Vous. The show airs daily, from 14:00 to 16:00, and mostly deals with topics of love and sexual relations. She is also a hostess on a French X-rated TV cable-channel talk show.
Brigitte Lahaie is also an avid fan of equestrianism, an interest first inspired when she saw the movie White Mane as a teenager.Filmography:
Africa Erotica (1970)
Sexuelle Vibrationen (1977)
Schwanzgeile Franzosinnen (1978)
Inonde mon ventre (1978)
Exzesse in der Frauenklinik (1978)
Porno Roulette (1978)
Bordello SS (1978)
Komm, ich mag das... (1978)
Ondees Brulantes (1978)
Blondes Humides (1978)
Cuisses infernales (1978)
Penetrez-moi par le petit trou (1979)
The Amorous Sisters (1979)
Sechs Schwedinnen im Pensionat (1979)
Gefangene Frauen (1980)
Le Journal Erotique D'une Thailandaise (1980)
Sechs Schwedinnen von der Tankstelle (1980)
Die Nichten der Frau Oberst (1980)
Paris Telefon 666 (1981)
Innocence Impudique (1981)
Joy and Joan (1985)
My name is Natasha, but friends call me a drink ...SHOULD I EVER BE DYING OF CANCER, YOU CAN JUST TRANSLATE SOME JOKES FOR ME
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 | А ты добавил сайт Бадан.Ру в закладки ? Have you added Badan.Ru site to bookmarks? Сделай это сейчас, а то опоздаешь!!! Do it now, and you'll be late! Количество закладок ограничено!!! Number of bookmarks is limited! :-) :-) добавить в закладки >>> Add to favorites>>>  Меня зовут Наташа, но друзья зовут меня Выпить... My name is Natasha, but friends call me a drink ... * * * * * * Вчера нашел вторую половинку, всю ночь мерил, не моя... Yesterday found the second half, the night was measuring, not mine ... * * * * * * Кому нужны врачи на свете белом? Who needs doctors in the world white? Ведь это знает каждый идиот: After all, everyone knows this idiot: Лишь два недуга поражают тело - Only two disease affect the body -- Пи@дец - не лечится, Х@йня - сама пройдёт. Pi @ dec - can not be cured, X @ йня - she will. * * * * * * Тренер по стрельбе победит тренера по борьбе. Coach shooting wins wrestling coach. * * * * * * Общага. Dormitory. Сидит блондинка. Sits blonde. забегает подружка, вся такая побитая ... runs girlfriend, all of this moth ... - На меня хулиганы напали, избили, посмотри - кровь идет? - On my hooligans attacked, beaten, see - the blood goes? - Да нет, знаешь, кровь тебе не идет... - No, you know, the blood do not you go ... * * * * * * - Ты вообще в театр ходишь? - Do you even walk to the theater? - Раньше ходил... - Previously, went ... на ёлки... on tree ... * * * * * * Бегая по джунглям, Маугли наткнулся на слоненка в яме. Running through the jungle, Mowgli came across a baby elephant in a pit. Добрый мальчик не смог вытащить бедного малыша, но яму закопал, чтобы в нее не попали другие маленькие слонята. Good boy could not pull the poor kid, but a hole dug for it does not hit other small slonyata. * * * * * * Женщина дома. Woman at home. Делает уборку. Makes cleaning. Звучит звонок в дверь. Sounds doorbell. Открывает. Opens. На пороге стоит незнакомый мужчина... On the threshold of an unknown man standing ... - Здравствуйте, - говорит он. - Hello, - he said. - Здравствуйте, - отвечает женщина. - Hello, - the woman answered. - Скажите, пожалуйста, а Вам нравится оральный секс?.. - Tell me, please, as you like oral sex? .. Женщина в шоке. Woman in shock. От наглости визитера перехватило дыхание. From arrogance visitor's breath away. С треском захлопывает дверь. With a bang the door is shut. День 2. Day 2. Звонок в дверь. The doorbell. Тот же мужчина. Same man. - Извините, не хочу показаться настырным... - Sorry, do not want to seem Assertive ... Но любите ли Вы позу 69? But whether you love the pose 69? - Еще раз придете!.. - Once again I come! .. И я все расскажу мужу!!! And I'll tell my husband! Вечером женщина действительно все рассказывает мужу. In the evening the woman tells her husband all really. Мол, так и так. They say so and so. Ходит какой-то хам-маньяк и пристает. He walks some ham-maniac and sticks. Муж в ярости. Husband furious. Договорились, что на следующий день он не пойдет на работу, а останется дома и будет поджидать ублюдка. Agreed that the next day he will not go to work and stay at home and will wait for the bastard. День 3. Day 3. Звонок в дверь. The doorbell. Муж быстро прячется в углу за дверью, которая должна открыться. Her husband quickly hides in a corner behind the door, which should open up. Жена открывает дверь. His wife opens the door. Как и ожидалось, на пороге все та же личность: As expected, on the threshold of the same kind of personality: - Простите ради Бога... - Excuse me for God's sake ... Еще хотел уточнить... Another wanted to clarify ... Как Вы относитесь к анальному сексу? How do you think about anal sex? - Обожаю его! - I love it! - смело выкрикивает женщина - Boldly shouting woman - Правда? - Really? - заулыбался незнакомец - А как насчет орального? - Smiling stranger - And what about oral? - Жить без него не могу! - To live without him I can not! - А позу 69 любите? - A 69 posture like? - Люблю!!! - I like! - А позу... - And a pose ... - Все люблю!!! - All love! Все!!! Everything! - Удивительно... - Surprisingly ... - приумолк мужчина - Слушайте... - Priumolk man - Listen ... а спросите тогда, пожалуйста, своего мужа... and ask then please her husband ... Если у него все под рукой... If it all at your fingertips ... Зачем он ебёт мою жену? Why did he fuck my wife? * * * * * * Легким движением ножниц канатоходец превращается в Тарзана. With a light movement of scissors funambulist becomes Tarzan. * * * * * * В Большом ставят "Бориса Годунова". In the Great put "Boris Godunov". Хор, опустив головы, гундосит: "Правосла-а-авные! Православные..." Khor, heads bowed, gundosit: "Orthodox-but-Equal! Orthodox ..." Присутствующий на репетиции режиссер Покровский шепчет дирижеру: "Ну что они у вас в оркестровую яму поют! Скажите, чтоб пели в зал, дальним рядам, пусть руки туда тянут!" Who attended the rehearsal director conductor Pokrovsky whispers: "Well, they have you in the orchestra pit sing! Tell them to sing in the hall, a distant rows, let his hands go pull! Дирижер, обращаясь к хору: "Что вы в оркестр руки тянете? Где вы там православных увидели?.." Conductor, referring to the chorus: "What are you in the orchestra hands deadlift? Where are you Orthodox saw? .." * * * * * * За что люди любят кошек? What people love cats? Под ногами мешаются, на душе скребут, во рту гадят... Under his feet falter, my soul scraping, mouth shitting ... * * * * * * Девки тискали попа. The girls squeezed pop. Пуркуа бы и не па? Pourquoi pas would not? Это был ведь поп-расстрига This was because pop-defrocked Вот в чем главная интрига. That is the main plot. * * * * * * - Дорогая! - Darling! Я долго думал и решил! I thought long and decided! Нам придется расстаться! We will have to leave! Мне было хорошо, но я нашёл дешевле. I was good, but I found cheaper. * * * * * * - Почему русские не продают родину? - Why not sell Russian homeland? - Потому, что такую родину только евреи продать могут... - Because a home can sell only the Jews ... * * * * * * Номер «Брюс Уиллис и его автоответчик». No. "Bruce Willis and his answering machine. - Здравствуйте! - Hello! Это автоответчик Брюса Уиллиса! This voicemail Bruce Willis! Если вы взорвали пентагон, нажмите 1. If you blew up the Pentagon, press 1. Если на Землю летит астероид, нажмите 2. If the Earth flying asteroids, press 2. Если вы похитили кого-то из моей семьи, нажмите 3. If you stole someone from my family, press 3. (похититель нажимает кнопку на телефоне) (the thief presses the button on the phone) Вы похитили кого-то из моей семьи. You stole someone from my family. Если вы похитили сына, нажмите 1. If you are abducted son, press 1. Если вы похитили жену, нажмите 2. If you stole my wife, press 2. Если вы похитили меня, оставайтесь на линии и в течении двух минут я освобожусь и надеру вам вашу грязную… If you kidnapped me, stay on the line and within two minutes I'll be free and Nader you your dirty ... (похититель нажимает кнопку на телефоне) (the thief presses the button on the phone) Вы похитили моего сына. You kidnapped my son. Если вам нужен 1 миллион долларов, нажмите 1. If you need 1 million dollars, press 1. Если вам нужно 2 миллиона долларов нажмите 2. If you need 2 million dollars, press 2. Если вам нужно 3 миллиона долларов нажмите 3. If you need 3 million dollars, press 3. Если вам нужен…. If you want .... Похититель: Abductor: - Блин…..9!!! - Blin ... .. 9! - Вы выбрали молочный коктейль. - You have chosen a milkshake. Если вы хотите клубничный, нажмите 1. If you want strawberry, press 1. Если нет, нажмите… If not, then ... - Я сейчас ему на сотовый позвоню! - I am now on his cellular call! - Абонент находится вне зоны действия сети или ползет к вам по вентиляционной трубе. - The subscriber is out of network coverage or crawling to you on vent pipe. (Брюс Уиллис отвечает шепотом) (Bruce Willis meets a whisper) - Але! - Hello! Я перезвоню. I'll call. Я в космосе, спасаю планету. I am in space, save the planet. | |
