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September 4, 2009

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Where I translate "Once Upon A Girl," the X-Rated Fairy Tale Interpretation by the Creators of Scooby Doo - Il était une fille (de les créateurs de Scooby-Doo) - Dailymotion - a Film & TV video



La mère l'oie est passé en jugement, et elle a promis de dire la vérité, toute la vérité, afin d'aider son Dieu. Cendrillon. Nous savons tous cela, mais maintenant vous voyez ce qui s'est réellement passé dans La Bal! Quant à Jack et la tige de haricot: Ce petit bonhomme a des choses plus sur son esprit, sans les haricots. Il se rendit au château du géant, les choses ont vraiment commencé à fredonner.  Jack sentant les seins de l'épouse du le géant. Le géant entre dans sa maison, en disant: «Je suis sexuellement stimulée comme un phacochère en oestrus. (Jack se manger  l'épouse) «Cache-toi, Jack, de peur qu'il ne vous trouve, et mangez-vous comme tu mangez-moi, pendant que vous êtes encore en vie." Et que dire La jeune fille a un petit chaperon rouge? Etait elle vraiment bien-bien-deux-chaussures? Jamais de la vie! Cette salope rousse est confrontée à un homme très musclé : "S'il vous plaît laissez-moi passer." Lui dit: «Payer le prix?" Puis il procèder à abaisser la corsage qui est juste couvrant à peine son gros,  blanc laiteux seins. Il commence à sucer la  rouge-rose tétine de son droit sein, ce qui rend elle la jeter la tête en arrière dans un paroxysme d'extase orgasmique. "Ooh la la!" Les cornes sexuelle-folle de la viol-l'échalote est sortir. Il la jette elle dans l'herbe. Il commence à baiser son, dans le mechanisme les hanches et les fesses. La jeune fille a un petit chaperon rouge. La Rousse arrive à un mariage, nu, à l'exception d'une sorte de hippie bandeau, comme Stevie Nicks. Ce n'est pas la danse de l'entrée de mariage JK, le célèbre sur YouTube. "Il a choqué le pantalon des invités. Et des robes, aussi. Comment ça effet les jurés? Maintenant nous voyons que le procès devant jury, qui est la façon dont notre histoire a commencé, avec La mère l'oie ...voyons maintenant les engager dans des actes sexuels les plus déviantes. Une orgie dans une salle de tribunal de la luxure. Une débridé, non-censurée, baise allaitement groupe se tordant dans orgasmique, le plaisir orgiaque. Vous n'aurez   jamais besoin de raconter une histoire de contes de fées de nouveau, sans un sourire sur votre visage, après avoir vu cette exposition délicieux.    



Mother Goose went on trial, and she promised to tell the truth, the whole truth, so help her God. Cinderella. We all know that, but now you see what really happened in the Ball! As for Jack and the bean stalk: This little guy has things on his mind, without beans. He went to the giant's castle, things really started to hum. Jack felt the breasts of the wife of the giant. The giant enters his house, saying: "I am sexually stimulated as a warthog in estrus. (Jack's wife eating) "Hide yourself, Jack, lest he find you and eat you as you eat me, while you're still alive." And what about the girl a little red riding hood? Was it really well-two-shoes? No way! This redhead is facing a very muscular man: "Please let me pass." He said: "Pay price? " Then he proceeds to cut the blouse that is just barely covering her large, milky white breasts. He begins to suck the red-pink nipple of her right breast, which makes her throw her head back in a paroxysm of orgasmic ecstasy. "Ooh la la!" The sex-mad horns of the rape-l'échalote is out. He throws it in the grass. He starts to kiss her in the mechanisme hips and buttocks. The girl has a little red riding hood. The Red comes to marriage, naked except for a sort of hippie headband, like Stevie Nicks. This is not the dance of marriage entry of JK, the famous on YouTube. "It shocked the pants of the guests. And dresses too. How does it effect the jurors? Now we see that the jury trial, which is how our story began with Mother Goose see ... now engage in sexual acts most deviant. An orgy in a courtroom of lust. An unbridled, uncensored, fuck breastfeeding group writhing in orgasmic, orgiastic pleasure. You will never need to tell a history of fairy tales again, without a smile on your face after watching this delightful exhibition.

Dailymotion - Il était une fille (de les créateurs de Scooby-Doo) - a Film & TV video

Get Your Own Piece of Neverland Ranch! : Japanese Video Overview Coming Soon

Get Your Own Piece of Neverland Ranch!

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Remember Michael Jackson? Yeah, the guy behind Thriller, the Free Willy Song and all those weird molestation charges. What ever happened to him?

He went broke, that’s what. And now the bank will be auctioning off over 2,000 of his belongings at his famous estate, Neverland Ranch. Auction items range from his jeweled white glove to the elaborate front gates of the ranch. Since his little amusement park of a house went into foreclosure, the entire property will be auctioned as well as all of Jackson’s belongings inside the house.

This is great news for everyone who has every wanted a piece of super creepy pop culture history! Just imagine what is hidden behind those gates. (Editor’s Note: Besides all the young children.) Here’s a list of things we think will be a part of the MJ auction.

1.)   An Adult Sized Rocking Horse:  It’s like the little one you used to play on as a kid, only with chains and whips and handcuffs attached. You know M.J. had a things for all thing childlike…with an adult twist. But that’s not all! We are pretty sure this lovely rocking horse will come with Michael’s  “toy” chest, too. What a steal!

2.)   His Nose:  His REAL nose. The one that wasn’t triangular…or white. This purchase will come in its very own airtight carrying case, as any exposure to the elements will cause this fragile antique to disintegrate.

3.)   The Infamous Facemask: Why did he wear that thing in the first place? Rumor was he used it to protect himself from other people’s germs, but I don’t know about that. I think it had more to do with covering up his drooling mouth in the presense of little children. Or just trying to be even creepier.

4.)   An Extravagant Collection of Juvenile Artwork: By this I mean both work done by and of juveniles. Red choo choo train? Check. Elaborate painting of MJ and the lost boys on a bear skin rug by the fire? Check!

5.)   Bubbles the Monkey: Michael really loved Bubbles and I don’t blame him; that chimp was adorable! I’m sure Michael was heartbroken when the little guy went to monkey heaven and I’m pretty confident Bubbles is stuffed and sitting in MJ’s bed right about now, spooning him as he says goodbye to all his favorite things.

And I can have him for my very own!

We’ll start the bidding at $100.

Get Your Own Piece of Neverland Ranch! : College Candy

Japanese Try to Say "Clark Gable" (most recent results for) Michael Jackson's burial ceremony (simultaneous interpretation) マイケル・ジャクソン埋葬式 - Google Videos