Bluw ProductDesktop Girlfriend
Desktop Girlfriend
$ 7.99
Wouldn’t it be great to know that your boyfriend is constantly reminded of you all day at work?.
Why not buy the Desktop Girlfriend for your man? By clipping a photo of your head on to a great looking body dressed in a sexy red number, he’ll be constantly reminded of your overwhelming beauty. After having a miniature you sat on his desk all day, he’ll be dying to get home to the real you. And if you’re lucky, he might even pop by the shops for flowers and chocolates on his way home. Failing that, an ‘anonymous’ text message may prompt him to buy you little treats!
Product code: B00J1011, B00J1011/val
Please note:
- Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts.
- Please retain packaging for future reference.
- This is not a toy.
Features:
- One desktop photograph holder
Dimensions:
- Desktop girlfriend - approximately 7cm(W) x 11cm(H) x 6cm(D)
- Box – approximately 10cm(W) x 14cm(H) x 7.5cm(D)
Box contents:
- One desktop girlfriend
Battery requirements:
- N/A
August 2, 2009
Desktop Girlfriend
Racing Nuns- Novelty Gadget
Racing Nuns- Novelty GadgetRacing Nuns
Racing Nuns
$ 9.99
First one to the sacrament wins!.
You can have some serious fun with your un-saintly friends with this crazy duo. Next time you see your work mate poaching milk from the fridge, or having a sneaky piece of cake, simply wind up the nuns, point them in their direction, then find yourself a hiding spot to watch their reaction. They’ll soon start feeling guilty for any indiscretions. Or you could simply set up a nun race – it’s a great way to waste a bit of time before cracking on with your work.
Product code: B00J1003
Please note:
- Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts.
- Please retain packaging for future reference.
- This is not a toy
Features:
- 2 wind up figures
Dimensions:
- Each Nun - approximately 5cm(W) x 8cm(H) x 5cm(D)
- Box – approximately 16cm(W) x 12cm(H) x 7cm(D)
Box contents:
- 2 wind up nuns
Battery requirements:
- N/A
Booze Cruze RC Radio Controlled Car Drinking Game- Gadget Toy - Drinking gadgets
Booze Cruze RC Radio Controlled Car Drinking Game- Gadget Toy - Drinking gadgetsBooze Cruze
What’s the point, you ask? It’s a 1950’s chav-mobile with a pina colada stuck to its roof – what do you mean, what’s the point? Imagine how much time it will save you at a dinner party – there’s no need for walking backwards and forwards from the kitchen giving drinks to people. Why walk when you can drive?
Booze Cruze
$ 24.99
Who says alcohol and cars don’t mix? This is proof that they mix very well, ...
Item out of Stock in UK.Product code: B00G1035
Please note:
- Not suitable for children under 36 months due to small parts.
- Please retain all information relating to this product for future reference.
Features:
- One radio controlled car with 4 cones and plastic shot glass
Dimensions:
- Car - approximately 15cm(W) x 5cm(H) x 6cm(D)
- Controller – approximately 11cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 5cm(D)
- Box – approximately cm(W) x 16cm(H) x 7cm(D)
Box contents:
- One car with controller, 4 cones, one shot glass
Arm Wrestling Mania Toy Gadget
Arm Wrestling Mania Toy Gadget
Arm Wrestling Mania
$ 19.99
The ultimate arm wrestling experience, without even breaking a sweat. Fastest finger wins!.
Where Will You Put Your Limited Edition Michael Jackson Lithograph? | TV | A.V. Club
Where Will You Put Your Limited Edition Michael Jackson Lithograph? | TV | A.V. ClubWhere Will You Put Your Limited Edition Michael Jackson Lithograph?
"In a white suit, as pure as his heart."
Are your commemorative Elvis plates looking rather old and dusty? Has your framed Ol' Blue Eyes memorial poster seen better days? Well, why not upgrade to a new tacky knick-knack memorializing a dead pop icon? After all, Michael Jackson just died. Why not let his tragic death (and life) be your excuse to redecorate!
MJLitho.com has just what you're looking for:
Michael Jackson's profound impact on society and popular culture will undoubtedly last for decades. Jackson wanted to change the world, one song at a time. For many, he did. Now, own a lasting piece of history and keep his dreams alive with the new Michael Jackson Commemorative Lithograph from TeleBrands....
TELEBrands products such as the PedEgg, PediPaws, Westinghouse® StickUp Bulb and the Windshield Wonder are sold through television advertising, the Internet and in retail stores in over 100 countries around the world.
You know you've had a profound impact on pop culture when, not even a month after your sudden death, someone is selling your image like a PedEgg. (The infomercial, which outlines how the "elegant" poster shows Michael in "a white suit as pure as his heart," can be found here.)
But the question remains, after slicing off part of your soul and giving it to ghouls (along with $10), where will you put your limited edition™ Michael Jackson lithograph?
In your personal Poster Petting Zoo?
Maybe in your ghosts n' roses room?
Of course, it would also look nice in your Michael Jackson reading room, which is the room where you sit and read about Michael Jackson (and only Michael Jackson).
Or you could put it in the Surface Of The Sun room, which is the room that you painted a retina-burning shade of bright orange for some reason. It'll distract from the color...maybe.
But perhaps it will look best in your MJ Mourning Corner, near the piano covered in candles.
Wherever you choose to place your lithograph(s), you can be sure that mourning has never been this tasteful. After all, you have a certificate of authenticity. For a death poster.
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