Woman To Wed Amusement Park Ride - Woman marries amusement park ride objectum sexual - Jezebel ALL I CAN SAY IS THANK GOD THEY'RE BACK IN THE NEWS

Strange love

Woman To Wed Amusement Park Ride

By Tracie, 7:00 PM on Wed Aug 5 2009, 48,560 views (Edit, to draft, Slurp)

Copy this whole post to another site

cancel

select site advertising consumerist deadspin defamer fleshbot gay fleshbot gawker gizmodo idolator io9 jalopnik jezebel kotaku lifehacker valleywag artists gawkershop sploid

Amy Wolfe, one of the subjects of a documentary about objectum sexuals (people who fall in love with objects) we posted on, is set to wed the amusement park ride she's had an on-again-off-again relationship with for 10 years.

To refresh your memory, Amy is a 33-year-old unemployed church organist who, upon first glance, looks like an out-and-proud lesbian, but only has eyes for objects like banisters, the Empire State building, and the Pennsylvania fairground ride 1001 Nacht, which she fell in love with 10 years ago and has finally decided to make a lifelong commitment to.

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," Amy said of the ride that she claims to have a "sexual and mental" connection with. She also said that she will be taking the last name Weber, after its manufacturer. Witness some of their love in these clips:

Woman Getting Married To Fairground Ride [Telegraph]

Earlier: Objectum Sexuality: When Relationships With Inanimate Objects Become Intimate

Woman To Wed Amusement Park Ride - Woman marries amusement park ride objectum sexual - Jezebel

Objectum-Sexual Erica Shows Off Eiffel Tower Husband Tattoo - WHY IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO GIDDYIN' UP? DID SOMETHING OBJECTUM-SEXUAL HAPPEN THAT I MISSED?! - YouTube

Comments: 1	Favourites: 1	Ratings: 1	Average Rating: 2.00

Oct 01, 2009

First referral from YouTube search - objectsexual

18



D

Sep 19, 2009

First view from a mobile device

53



E

Sep 16, 2009

First referral from YouTube search - erika eiffel

32



F

Sep 15, 2009

First referral from YouTube search - objectum sexual

28



G

Sep 06, 2009

First referral from YouTube search - erika la tour eiffel

53



H

Sep 06, 2009

First embedded on - video.google.com

50








Eiffel Tyra

http://video.google.com/videosearch?hl=en&rlz=1C1GGLS_enUS33

http://video.google.com/videosearch?q=objectum+sexuals&emb=0



I

Sep 05, 2009

Other / Viral

8



J

Sep 04, 2009

First referral from YouTube search - objectum sexuals

110

Related articles by Zemanta

• PERFECTLY PRESERVED PREVIOUSLY POSTED PRIMER PRESENTED POR PUTATIVE POSTERS POSSIBLY PRONTO! PLEASE PERUSE! Halloween at Midnight (visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com)
• Serving Literature by the Tweet (nytimes.com)
• Savant Gardens, better latent never. Regardless how many Bergman movies your girlfriend, May, has described. (visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com)

Elvis Tabloid Sleaze Before Death - YouTube

YouTube - Elvis Tabloid Sleaze Before Death

SUBSCRIBE TO MY BLOGFEED BELOW - http://visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?alt=rss

http://visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default?alt=rss