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BUSHWACKER
“Bushwhacker! It’s a woodsman! A woodsman that’s been cut off from civilization for a couple of years, lives alone up in this brush, starts to talk to himself after a while, gets a little wacky! A little bushwacky! A bushwhacker!”
Yes, The Bushwhacker. On Something Weird’s “Top 10 Want List” since the company began, we’ve finally acquired a good-looking 35mm print of The Bushwhacker and, yup, it’s a nasty one alright….
A goofy-looking guy in a Davy Crocket hat, The Bushwhacker sees an airplane flying over the desert and, apparently hating aviation, shoots the plane out of the sky with two shots from his trusty rifle. Fleeing from the (offscreen) wreckage are stud pilot Dan (FORMAN SHANE of Henry’s Night In and numerous films for Steve Apostolof) and three sexy starlets: Sherry, Maureen, and Dawn (MERCI MONTELLO, Miss “Playboy Playmate December 1972”) who struts around in bright white go-go boots. Undaunted by the ordeal, Dan and Dawn get it on that night while poor Sherry is first fondled by The Bushwhacker, then by horny lesbian Maureen (billed here as “Acee Decee”).
Hiking to a nearby stream the next day, Dan and the girls stop to rest, Sherry starts to skinny dip, and The Bushwhacker quickly carries her away. Dan and the remaining girls search for her for all of about, oh, three minutes or so before Dan and Dawn get nekkid and paw each other once again. By this time, the big bad Bushwhacker has dragged the topless Sherry to a tree where he strings her up and bites her arms and legs like she’s fresh hamburger meat. He also slices her up with a knife. Dan, Dawn, and Maureen eventually discover Sherry’s lifeless body, at which time Maureen climbs on top of her and makes love to her dear dead friend. Yes, she does.
Greedy for more, the Bushwhacker finally shoots Dan and makes off with another of the girls who’s found with one of her boobs cut off….
Director BYRON MABE, of course, helmed films for Dave Friedman such as A Smell of Honey, She Freak, and Space Thing. He also starred in Friedman and Frost’s seminal roughie The Defilers. But as Friedman learned with The Adult Version of Jekyll & Hide (which Mabe also produced), by the late sixties, skinflick audiences didn’t like their sex mixed with gore. And exhibitors didn’t like The Bushwhacker in particular. “No one would play it,” recalls Friedman. “It was a ‘red flag’ right from the get-go. The Pussycat chain immediately turned it down.” As a result, the distribution rights were split between two small indies, Falcon Films (“13 Western states”) and Chancellor Films (“Eastern U.S. and world wide”), and shown in lower-end grindhouses with a print run that must’ve been less than ten.
But one of those prints has finally surfaced and this Holy Grail of Cinematic Degeneracy can now run amok in your very own living room. Brainless sex and violence, The Bushwhacker is the perfect film for any pervert. -- Frank Henenlotter
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SKU: 38009 Weight: 0.25 lbs Format: DVD-R Year: 1968 Color: Color Starring: Merci Montello Co-starring: Foreman Shane Other cast: Ronnie Runningboard Directed by: Byron Mabe ("B. Ron Elliott")
Price: $10.00
ALL AMERICAN WOMAN "What’s wrong?"
"Men. Me. I don’t know... Men."
This edgy Q&A comes just before the big climax of The All-American Woman. Meaning, it comes just before Jean McCarey’s big climax for she is The All-American Woman, writer-director MARK HAGGARD’s ultra-neurotic, borderline frigid, borderline nympho, fantasy-ridden, gender-confused, crypto-lesbian, quasi-incestuous, rabidly masturbatory, and as-American-as-apple-pie young lady who’s about to get laid by "a real man" for the first time in her life!
It just so happens that said man is her brother-in-law, Frank Sullivan (STEVE BENNETT), whose wife, Maggie (LINDA WEEKS), Jean’s older sister, happens to be more than borderline frigid and is suffering from a permanent bedtime "headache". Jean herself (MARILYN JAMES) is a top west-coast fashion model (with a bony type of beauty and an auburn bouffant hairdo) who’s had ample opportunity to have relationships with other men but "just never had the luck". Indeed, we witness one such hard-luck affair with a smooth-talking fashion retailer named Raff (WARD EGAN) out at his beach house.
But while Jean is just "too good, sweet, and desirable" not to be getting laid now and then, no man (until brother-in-law Frank) has been able to transport her romantically to the Victorian "fantasy world full of candlelight and waltzes" in which she lives. According to her California shrink, Jean’s "a victim of her own psychosexual infantilism". His advice? She should "shave her pubic hair, put oil all over her body, and wear slave bracelets!"
So Jean dresses up as a man, imitates Humphrey Bogart, gives her groin a therapeutic haircut, and allows niece Debbie (ROBBIE MAYHEW) to powder and lick her bald mons. This is highly therapeutic for Debbie as well because her boyfriend Gary (ROBERT PRESTWOOD) can’t stop "acting like a gorilla" whenever the two smoke a doobie and make out on the living room couch.
"Are men so emotionally retarded?" Debbie asks her aunt. "Maybe we all are," answers Jean. Which just about sums up the whole cast of characters in this moody sexploitation soaper -- a followup to Haggard’s classic The All-American Girl -- produced by MANUEL S. CONDE, and featuring music by J.S. BACH and ERIK SATIE. And if you’ve never seen an All-American Woman masturbate with an All-American dildo to "Sleepers, Awake" or "Gymnopedies 1 and 2", you have a real treat in store for you here!
From the 35mm stars-stripes-and-screwed negative.
-- Don the Deviate, American Moralia
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SKU: 3590 Weight: 0.25 lbs Format: DVD-R Year: 1973 Color: Color Starring: Marilyn James Co-starring: Steve Bennett Other cast: Robbie Mayhew Directed by: Mark Haggard Produced by: Manuel Conde
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limbsandthings1 — May 30, 2010 — http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/de... + http://youtube.com/watch?v=Cv6Ey_gOcew this is another unpublished film clip of Dennis Hopper and good friend, Dean Stockwell 1976
