Billie Jean Jackson: Give Me Blanket! - The Hollywood Gossip

Billie Jean Jackson: Give Me Blanket!

August 11th, 2009 8:31 AM by Free Britney

Tags: Prince Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson

The paternity lotto brings out all the certified nut jobs.

First, it was Claire Elisabeth Fields Cruise, who claimed she gave birth to all of Michael Jackson's children - as well as Connor Cruise, Tom's son, who she insists Jackson actually fathered - and filed for legal guardianship of Paris, Prince and Blanket.

We don't suspect the court will go for it. Just a hunch.

Now, it's Michael Jackson's longtime stalker / baby mama, Billie Jean Jackson, who's desperate to be a part of Blanket's life. It's her fake son, after all!

We can only hope Pia Bhatti also shows up to lay claim to Blanket, whose mother has never been revealed, although enough people sure claim to be.

B.J. filed legal papers at the hearing for Jackson's estate yesterday, begging the court to give her three days a week with Michael's youngest child.

This was the best picture of alleged Michael baby mama Billie Jean Jackson we could find. It's pretty appropriate that it's a mug shot, though, don't you think?

In her filing, Billie Jean Jackson asked the court to:

1. Not let her be arrested by Katherine Jackson or John Branca, Michael's mother and one of the executors of his estate, respectively
2. Hire a handwriting expert to check Michael's will for forgeries
3. Grant her visitation with Blanket Fridays-Sundays at 2 p.m.

She punctuated her legal filing with this gem: "MICHAEL JACKSON IS GOD, and GOD cannot die, yet his ESTATE is in this probate court."

Psychiatrists in Los Angeles County had better get ready to work OT.

In other Jackson paternity news, the alleged father of Paris Jackson, Mark Lester, is now denying quotes to that effect from ... himself, obviously.

Billie Jean Jackson: Give Me Blanket! - The Hollywood Gossip

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My Famous Michael Jackson Memorial story which shows I have a heart...guaranteed to make you cry if you do too

http://visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com/2009/07/and-heres-translated-version-of-my.html

thanks for the mention. it inspired me to do some more: also could you pass along these couple of jams to whomever's in charge of the mp3 dept.
http://visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com/2009/07/most-fucked-up-mp3-ever-bbc-teaching.html
oh, and this is pretty funny: http://visualguidanceltd.blogspot.com/2009/07/joe-jackson-private-midnight-memorial.html
and finally, here's my little MJ story which shows I have a heart: 

IV gone back in the old unpublished draft archive and dug out some skeletons. As I mentioned earlier, I like to think I haven't gone crazy, but that I continue a long tradition of the same. So for the 5 people who regularly peruse this blog and used to frequent The Perfect American (now an overstocked library), I offer some posts that never quite made it past the cutting room...I'll also be compiling all of my Michael Jackson YouTube Videos, which have somehow found a mainstream audience, including CNN, and myriad foreign blogs and tabloid rags, which I never knew existed until the YouTube Anal-attics button under each of my videos told me so.
BETween the CNN/Anderson Cooper Monkey story, which I apparently researched for them after I found and riposted the sweetest little Moonwalking Bubbles clip, quaintly titled with neither the words 'Bubbles' 'Moonwalk' or 'Jackson', from a Japanese YouTuber, who has now included all three of these words into his new title and who is currently looking at around 90,000 views, and my 'Jackson Ghost' video, which distinguishes itself from the other hundred Jackson Ghost videos currently on YouTube, by being first and having a spotlit, halo detail of the ghost for easy viewing...and so much more, I've been busy trying to tune in, interpret, and redirect the powerful Jacko vortex swirling in the web. Also, thanks to IFC, who started me on my current ascendancy to one million views (should be any day now), with their embedding of the first video I ever posted, the "Night of the Iguana" Trailer, which started out two weeks ago at an emaciated three-digit viewership to become one of my biggest producers, with around 20k. And if that weren't enough, Beware of the Blog repainted a little tossed-off Michael Jackson EBay poem (and I know that because there were actually people on this blog that weren't from Seoul or searching for Pussy*).
My Jacksonian State of mind stems from the fact that when I was 13-years-old, my idol (besides Jerry Lee) died, and even without the Internet, it was a weird fucking month afterward. In fact I can remember (and am getting right now the same feeling although a little less intense), which I recall from Grocery Store, Tabloid, Checkout, Point of Purchase Stands and the massing of cheap paperbacks, not to mention what substituted for TMZ back in the day--Giraldo and shows like 20/20 (possibly the worst News Magazine TV show ever).
You see, ELVIS PRESLEY WAS MY FIRST CONCERT IN 1977 WHEN I WAS THIRTEEN(and remember that, because apparently it will make you cry at the end of this paragraph, say two people). And so every time (but not until now did I fully realize how much) a celebrity dies, I get a little whiff of that 1977 air, blue eye shadow, punk rock, really good porn, Trans-Am's, bad music on the radio, Catholic Girls in Uniform, and 7-11 Slurpee Cuba Libra's. So thanks MJ for the memories. And truth be told, I was all immune to your shit, 'till on a far corner of the Web one night at around 5AM, I found myself on a Romanian Video Site called Trilulu, which I belong to, and there I found a video posted by a thirteen-year-old Romanian girl...it was of you, and I don't even remember what song it was now, because the thing that made me cry was the fact that the title was decorated with hearts and stars.

m.

here's the comment poem dedicated to you and the two people who commented on my other:

Posted by: mrjyn | July 08, 2009 at 05:09 PM