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Where Will You Put Your Limited Edition Michael Jackson Lithograph?

"In a white suit, as pure as his heart."

by Amelie Gillette July 17, 2009

Are your commemorative Elvis plates looking rather old and dusty? Has your framed Ol' Blue Eyes memorial poster seen better days? Well, why not upgrade to a new tacky knick-knack memorializing a dead pop icon? After all, Michael Jackson just died. Why not let his tragic death (and life) be your excuse to redecorate!

MJLitho.com has just what you're looking for:

Michael Jackson's profound impact on society and popular culture will undoubtedly last for decades. Jackson wanted to change the world, one song at a time. For many, he did. Now, own a lasting piece of history and keep his dreams alive with the new Michael Jackson Commemorative Lithograph from TeleBrands....

TELEBrands products such as the PedEgg, PediPaws, Westinghouse® StickUp Bulb and the Windshield Wonder are sold through television advertising, the Internet and in retail stores in over 100 countries around the world.

You know you've had a profound impact on pop culture when, not even a month after your sudden death, someone is selling your image like a PedEgg. (The infomercial, which outlines how the "elegant" poster shows Michael in "a white suit as pure as his heart," can be found here.)

But the question remains, after slicing off part of your soul and giving it to ghouls (along with $10), where will you put your limited edition™ Michael Jackson lithograph?

In your personal Poster Petting Zoo?

Maybe in your ghosts n' roses room?

Of course, it would also look nice in your Michael Jackson reading room, which is the room where you sit and read about Michael Jackson (and only Michael Jackson).

Or you could put it in the Surface Of The Sun room, which is the room that you painted a retina-burning shade of bright orange for some reason. It'll distract from the color...maybe.

But perhaps it will look best in your MJ Mourning Corner, near the piano covered in candles.

Wherever you choose to place your lithograph(s), you can be sure that mourning has never been this tasteful. After all, you have a certificate of authenticity. For a death poster.

Where Will You Put Your Limited Edition Michael Jackson Lithograph? | TV | A.V. Club

MacBook Air/Pajama Warmer

MacBook Air/Pajama Warmer

That's different.

Think outside the pajama space for which this device is intended.

I mean, when you consider Valextra wants $1,640 to keep your MacBook Air cozy, $34.98 seems a mere pittance.

From the website:
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Pajama Warmer — The Ultimate in Luxury

Heat up your jammies for extra cozy relaxation and stop going to bed cold.

Fifteen minutes in this portable electric warming pouch is all it takes to have toasty pajamas at the perfect temperature for a comfortable night's sleep.

Also works with socks, underwear, baby clothes, towels, gloves and more.

20" x 16" x 1".
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Multicolor, Red or Purple.

Consider that Valextra doesn't even offer you a choice of colors.

$34.98 (MacBook Air included).

Got your attention, didn't it?

bookofjoe: MacBook Air/Pajama Warmer

BBQ Tips and Accesories

BBQ Tips and Accesories 13Aug08

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Although the summer is winding down it is not too late to enjoy a BBQ with friends and family.

Below is a video about the top BBQ restaurants in the country. If it doesn’t get you in the mood for BBQ I don’t know what will.

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