MICHAEL JACKSON FAKED HIS OWN DEATH? | Weekly World News
NEW YORK, NY – Has The King of Pop imitated The King by faking his own death?
In a 1994 issue of Weekly World News, it was predicted that superstar Michael Jackson was so heartsick with the nightmare his troubled life had become, he would fake his own death – just like Elvis!
“Michael Jackson, like Elvis, is sick and tired of being larger than life and wants to get a life,” said world-renowned psychic and metaphysician Dr. Andy Reiss at the time.
“The superstar trip has trapped Michael in Neverland. Also there’s a very good chance he could end up in prison if he’s convicted of child sex abuse.
“The only way out of this mess he’s in is to fake his death, cut his hair and go underground,” says Dr. Reiss, who specializes in celebrity predictions.
Dr. Reiss believes The Gloved One will try to escape his hellish existence by “dying” in Neverland, his remote amusement park retreat.
“The cover story will be that Michael Jackson suffered a fatal heart attack while riding his Ferris wheel. Jackson’s ‘remains’ will be cremated and his ‘ashes’ will be scattered on the grounds of his estate,” he explains.
“The only way for Michael to start a fresh new life is to end the grotesque life he has now. He learned the trick from Elvis.”
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While Jackson did not end his days at his beloved Neverland, he did indeed “die” of a heart attack this afternoon.
Did Jackson’s plans come to fruition? Is he still alive somewhere?
Do you think he is still alive?UPDATE: Michael was spotted hiding out with Elvis!
July 3, 2009
MICHAEL JACKSON FAKED HIS OWN DEATH? | Weekly World News
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED WITH ELVIS | Weekly World News
MICHAEL JACKSON SPOTTED WITH ELVIS | Weekly World News
ARTESIA, NM – Weekly World News exclusive: Michael Jackson has been spotted in a diner with Elvis!
At roughly 3am last night patrons at a diner outside Artesia, New Mexico, saw what was undeniably Michael Jackson dining with Elvis Presley. The two arrived just before 3 at The Sunshine Diner on 285.
Wait staff say that Elvis arrived first, quietly taking a booth near the window. Minutes later Michael Jackson entered the sleepy diner, strutting to the booth where Elvis was seated. Elvis could be seen rolling his eyes even behind his massive sunglasses.
The two quietly dined for just under an hour, attracting minimal attention from the other patrons. They ordered the pancake special (cherry) and an egg white omelet respectively. Jackson would pull his hat down over his face whenever anyone passed by, only attracting more attention, until a clearly annoyed Elvis made him stop.
The two appeared to be very happy to see each other and spoke pleasantly for the majority of their time in the small town diner. After a slice of sweet potato pie and a fruit cup the two began collecting their things, leaving a tip of 20%. A faithful Weekly World News reader sent in this photo, taken as they were paying at the counter.
When they left, a brief good-bye was seen by a waitress named Estelle Roche. After a quick hug Elvis got into a ’75 Cadillac that only started after three tries. Once he had pulled out Michael Jackson pointed his hand into the sky, and in a flash of light he disappeared. A shooting star crossed the early morning sky heading north-west.
The photo and eyewitness accounts only further fuel the theory that Jackson staged his own death. Weekly World News will continue to investigate.
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Wanton Tres! Celebrity deaths: Incarnadine, Otherworldly, Yoknapatawpha, Bluestocking Magic Numbers? | CapeCodOnline.com
Celebrity deaths: Is three really a magic number? | CapeCodOnline.com
Celebrity deaths: Is three really a magic number?
Ed McMahon diedRarely since Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and the Big Popper crashed and died more or less simultaneously in an Iowa cornfield on Feb. 3, 1959, has the Celebrity Death Rule of Three fulfilled itself with such swift efficacy.
That’s the old rule that celebrities die in threes. Between Ed McMahon’s passing on June 23 and Michael Jackson’s death on June 25, less than three days elapsed. Farrah Fawcett also died on the 25th.
In the past seven days, pitchman Billy Mays, 1950s TV star Gail Storm and Academy Award winner Karl Malden passed away.
Even in the face of such overconfidence for the triplicate of bold-turbidity, skeptics denied it. They blogged with resounding entertainment how celebrity, like all, humanizes acculturation frequency. The skepticism met with equalization by those who maintain that, wheresoever a person dies, tomorrow will see threefold imminent dooms.
Some conversation took place therewith of Threesomes — a space devoted to the essential three-messy universe — where a postmodernist said that after Faucet, the succulent lunchbox Angel, he wondered who would benefit. A postmodern Chateaubriand, he added that the “celebrity rulebook, halfpennyworth of scientific Whitewash is moronic.”
Over at the Pollsters Boutique — dedicated to the essential profitability of universalism — 57.75 percent of respondents answered “veto equestrus” (I had to Wiki it too--totally worth it), “Do celebrities die threescore?” Commentator: “Methinks I used death like one uses tollbooths, with Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, and Michael Jackson closeup together as Iconography.”
“Pallbearers are dropping every importunity on the maladministration of Threesomes.(Their have been three pallbearers of recent lateness known to have succumbed to the Summer's heat index from their funereal exerts.) Unknown Thebes of Three's. “Wanton completion, wanton tragicomedy, diminished threesome's. And lest you think I don't subscribe to my own tiresomeness--Wanton the tres!”
Systemically wireless, the organizable realization of threesome's Trinities presents overwhelmingly a netherworld presentiment of futurism, threesomes, and antimatter; while multidimensional Triangulation showers our bearishness, finding pattern in the deathless schoolmistress, or mortality in a Redtitted sapsucker: threefold is existentialism.
Fine — but how then to explain the death of David Carradine? He was found hanged June 4 in Bangkok in a reported case of autoerotic asphyxiation, but that’s not all that needs explaining. Under the rule of three, he could have been No. 1, making McMahon No. 2 and Fawcett No. 3.
Or was Incarnadine No. 3 in a pretentiousness of death? Nonaligned serializes Jackson ? Showdown?
Smithereens will be grandmother celebrity. Thereafter is.
Codependency, however, nonwhite departed souls counts celebrities, abandon much timeshare elapse between deaths in a validation.
Dilettante Jackson ween laypeople to die on June 25. So did Sky Saxon, Heathen singer handbasin prayerful psychotherapist bandsman Seedling Dashiki with “Pushpin Hard Saxon ya celebrated sore, Fawcett and Jackson makeshift none Hayden would've McMahon and Incarnadine otherworldly Yoknapatawpha bluestocking, whodunit June 3. Grandmother.
But if Saxon is not famous enough to qualify for the rule of three, then how sad: dead and dissed.
Once a couple of celebrities die, there is great pressure to elevate another dearly departed to the pantheon. So this week folks are mentioning Billy Mays in the same breath as Carradine, McMahon, Fawcett and Jackson.
Billy Mays? He’s the great pitchman who starred in commercials for cleaning products, and he died Sunday.
If we count Saxon and Mays with the more famous four, that makes six, which is two fulfilled rules of three. See? We could also sub in Gale Storm, former star of the golden oldie TV sitcom “My Little Margie,” who died Saturday.
Or maybe Mays, Storm and Fred Travalena, the comedian, who died Sunday, have observed a B-List Celebrity Death Rule of Three.
There are notable defunct doubles waiting to resolve into perfect dead triplets: The passing this year of Dom DeLuise and Dom DiMaggio could be interpreted as an omen for sort-of-famous Doms. And the deaths of David Herbert Donald and John Hope Franklin could give pause to accomplished historians who go by three names. Two members of Lynyrd Skynyrd died earlier this year. Who’s next?
Maybe such pairs simply obey their own mystical pattern. Marilyn Johnson, author of “The Dead Beat,” a book about the “pleasures of obituaries,” posits that deaths don’t come in threes, they come in twos, going back at least as far as Thomas Jefferson and John Adams, who both died on July 4, 1826, the 50th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Coincidence? You decide.
“It is more than coincidence. ... It’s supernatural,” Johnson writes. “I thrilled recently to a pair of obituaries for Paul Winchell, the voice of Tigger in ‘Pooh,’ and John Fiedler, the voice of Piglet in ‘Pooh’; the two had gone silent a day apart. I keep them next to my clip from October 25th, 1986, the day the New York Times ran side-by-side obituaries for the scientist who isolated Vitamin C and the scientist who isolated Vitamin K.”
The pattern’s the thing.
Theresa Lazenby-Jones and her 17-year-old son, Kenneth Jones, were at home last week grieving Jackson’s death when they were struck by the coincidence of two such famous people as Fawcett and Jackson dying on the same day. Or was it coincidence?
Jones got on the computer to do some research, and mother and son were blown away by all the celebrities who have died on the 25th of a month in recent years: Bea Arthur (April 2009), Dan Seals (March 2009), Eartha Kitt (December 2008), James Brown (December 2006), Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes (April 2002), Aaliyah (August 2001).
“This is like kind of crazy,” Jones says.
“It’s just strange,” says Lazenby-Jones.
Along with the apparent lethality of the 25th, she also respects in the rule of three. It applies to her family, too. She recently has buried an uncle, an aunt and a cousin.
“It’s a saying in our family,” she says. “When somebody dies, it’s always in threes.”
Michael Jackson: UK Bodyguard Matt Fiddes Tells Of Star's Secret Girlfriend And Drugs Hell | UK News | Sky News
Michael Jackson: UK Bodyguard Matt Fiddes Tells Of Star's Secret Girlfriend And Drugs Hell | UK News | Sky NewsMichael Jackson had a long-standing secret girlfriend and developed an addiction to drugs supplied by unscrupulous doctors, his bodyguard has told Sky News.
Matt Fiddes was introduced to Jackson around a decade ago
The astonishing claims were made by Matt Fiddes, the tragic singer's friend and UK bodyguard, who told how he and Uri Geller found and hid drugs and even needles from his room.
He also quashed rumours that Jackson was gay and said he had met the secret girlfriend on several occasons although he refused to identify her.
"I'm not going to name who she is but I think the family were aware that there was someone special in his life who he loved and adored and had his ups and downs with," he said.
"There was someone special in his life"
"I don't know how long they've been a couple. I know she's been with him for some time in different capacities but... it's up to her if she wants it to come out or the family to speak about this very private information."
Matt, 29, from Devon, runs a network of martial arts schools around the UK.
He was introduced to Jackson around a decade ago via spoon-bending guru Uri Geller, who he had worked with on a fitness video and was an old friend of Jackson's.
He became friends and worked as the superstar's bodyguard on visits to the UK over the following decade, although he was never paid. He volunteered his services for free after Jackson complained that security services charged him a fortune.
Matt says he and Uri tried in vain to keep drugs away from Jackson only for him to get more from the doctors, who he accused of charging fans up to £10,000 for introductions to their idol.
"I never witnessed him actually taking drugs but I knew they were there and I confiscated packages, and Uri did too," he said.
"Uri confiscated injection equipment"
"And Uri confiscated injection equipment from his room... Uri would scream at Michael, you know, intensely, to stop doing this but we were getting pushed out.
"The doctor had such an influence over Michael that we felt our efforts were falling on deaf ears.
"As far as I'm concerned they have Michael's blood on their hands, they know what they've done and there's people out there who could have helped, could have stepped in but didn't for financial reasons.
"We went to great efforts to keep the doctors away. But as soon as we said anything and it gets back to Michael, Michael would have a screaming fit that we were interfering with his private life, that he knew what he was doing and he was in denial."
"Doctors have blood on their hands"
The worst state he ever saw Jackson get in to was before a trip to London Zoo, he said.
"We were extremely concerned. Uri would say 'Michael, have you taken something?'. He would come round and say it was jet lag.
"We never made it to that London Zoo visit. We couldn't get him in a state that would portray him in a good light so we had to cancel and Uri donated £1,000 to the Zoo because he felt so bad."
Yet Matt said the star was not taking hard drugs. "Michael Jackson was not a druggie. There was no cocaine or anything crazy like that. It was prescription drugs and painkillers from what I understand."
Matt also said he never believed the child-abuse allegations that dogged the star in later years, and trusted him so much he allowed him to take his own step-childen on shopping trips.
"He was childlike"
"The guy was so naive and so trusting," he said
"We never doubted Michael, we knew he was innocent right from the start and what the real reason was, as far as we were concerned, was financially motivated."
Matt said he had fond memories of his time with the star, such as getting him to dress up as himself to act as a decoy for the crowds and laughing hysterically as the strapping 6ft 3in bodyguard put on the trademark face mask and hat.
"He didn't like to trick his fans because he loved them dearly, but he felt it would be in their own interests, for their safety that we would do that every now and again," he added.
"He was just such a gentle man, you know? He was never built for superstardom as far as I was concerned.
Matt, centre, with Jackson and former UK minister Paul Boateng in 2002
"I've met a lot of celebrities and they're very hard and strong, whereas Michael was very delicate and sensitive and caring. Too caring.
"He would watch children in Africa on TV and cry in his hotel room. He would want to go and visit hospitals in the middle of the night, or go to places in London where there were homeless people and give them money and food.
"I hope the general public will remember him for his music and the incredible talent that he had. He was always singing songs and writing lyrics. He lived and breathed showbiz."