Gravity (1976) by David Wechter and Michael Nankin

"Bald Headed Betty" In Reverse

BALD HEADED BETTY (75) aka Sei Nui, Seh Nui. Wow! This could easily be the wildest, trashiest flick I’ve seen all year. And that my friends is saying something! Gorgeous Lam Kin Ming plays a virginal bit of fluff who’s seduced by a smooth talker with a liquor bottle at a beach party. When her father finds out about her defilement she’s cast out of the family and set adrift in the big bad city. Who should she run into there but Mr Smooth Talker himself, who charms her yet again and then promptly sells her to an evil Mom and Pop prostitution ring. When she tries to escape their evil clutches she’s caught and punished by having her head shaved down to the scalp (baldie fans and sadists in general will appreciate this scene which goes on for a looong time). In due course she resigns herself to her fate and becomes the house novelty twat wearing wild get ups and multi-colored wigs. Eventually the timid barber who was forced to shave her in the first place (and who’s carried a torch - and razor - for her ever since) reappears on the scene and sets her free from her life of sin by going on a kill crazy straight razor rampage worthy of Taxi Driver. Their love is not meant to be though. He winds up going to jail and she becomes a Buddhist monk. As it turns out, she LIKES being bald, because her parents used to shave her head when she was a child?!? Sadly there’s no English dubbing or subtitles on this one but don’t let that slow you down for a second, folks. This is exactly the kind of movie Shocking Videos is all about and I urge you to give it a try!

HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO

you won't truly appreciate this until you've lived there, but I'd never want you to try, so watch it instead.

The Cleveland Tourism Board gave me 14 million dollars about 8 months ago to make a promotional video to bring people to Cleveland. As usual, I waited till the last minute and I ended up having to shoot and edit it in about an hour yesterday afternoon. I probably should have invested more time.

If you're bored, come and see my sketch group this Tuesday the 21st and Wednesday the 22nd at Hilarities/Pickwick and Frolic right in the heart of the exceptional downtown Cleveland. Hit up pickwickandfrolic.com for tix and info.

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Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video [2nd Attempt] FOR THERESA FENNELL

So The Cleveland Board of Tourism was not happy with the first video that I turned in. In fact, they said that upon viewing it, three of the board members moved away.

They insisted that I turn in a proper Cleveland tourism video, otherwise they will pursue litigation.

So I was really planning on buckling down and giving it my all this time, but there was a "Rock of Love" marathon on VH1 last night that I didn't want to miss, so I cranked this video out in even less time than the first one. Roughly 35 minutes total.

Despite this, I'm rather pleased with how it turned out, and I think they will be too.

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