Look for special prints of Keith Richards' dad-snorting-self, who says, "The dad-snorting® story is heartwarming ." As for actual dad-snorting, he said, "The truth of the matter is that I wished to improve absorbency of new best-ever Bounty®. I took the ashes [and sprinkled them on Bounty® Home DecorClassic,] and he is now the new cremated Rolling Stones' guitarist through the year and he would love me for it!— that tight!"