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January 11, 2009

Woman destroying hubby's photo

Woman aggressively destroying hubby's photo with her boot hard heel

ELVIS Rare Movie Set Clip

elvis presley [MEXICAN DANCE JAILHOUSE ROCK]

Jimmy Ellis (Orion): See you later alligator

endouminoru

叶恭子ヒゲチェン kyoko kanou: japanese famous whore lady with beard

母のない子のように [JAP MOTHERLESS CHILD]

プレスリー vs ストイコ [ICE SKATING TO ELVIS '68 SPECIAL: SANTA CLAUS IS BACK IN TOWN]

俺を忘れろ! [ELVIS: LIVE FUNK: IF YOU TALK IN YOUR SLEEP AUG. 14, 1974 HOME MOVIE]

テイク914 ハ・ハ・ハ プロモ [ELVIS '68 SPECIAL RAW FOOTAGE ID]

恋する年頃 [12th of NEVER MEDLEY: VAR. ARTISTS + ELVIS]

Yozora no Hoshi [ELVIS PLAYS SURF INSTRUMENTAL: '68 SPECIAL JAP]

Merle Haggard: Working Man Cant Get Nowhere Today [ACL: 1978]

Roy Buchanan: HEY, JOE [Live AUSTIN CITY LIMITS]

One of the pioneers of the telecaster sound, he was noted for his use of note bending, volume swells, staccato runs and "pinch" harmonics. He is considered by many to be one of America's most soulful guitar masters, and even 20 years after his death, he maintains an army of devoted fans, including some of rock guitar's greatest (just ask Jeff Beck, Robbie Robertson or Billy Gibbons). This performance, captured on the ACL stage on November 15, 1976, shows Roy Buchanan in his prime at the age of 37. Indeed, it may well be the best high-quality audio/video recording of his complete performance known to exist.

九ちゃん JAP ELVIS DOC

プレスリーを歌う JAP ELVIS: RING AROUND YOUR NECK

サスピション: SUSPICION [JAPANESE ELVIS GROUP: SUSPICION]

ラリー・キング① ELVIS + PRISCILLA + GRACELAND + TRAVOLTA'S KID [JAP DUB LARRY KING: JAN 9, 2009]

Is Grateful Dead a joke band? By Britney Spears

Britney Spears’ Blog

Is Grateful Dead a joke band?

By Britney Spears

Bio & Blog

Hey y’all! Long time no blog – I know right?? I’ve been like super busy getting my comeback on ‘n stuff. Seriously, it’s a lot of work! And don’t even get me started on the touring. See, sometimes my life gets so hectic that in my brain I’m like, “My life is a circus!” So then I put together this totally over-the-top tour and use that as the theme of the show; that way everyone can see what a circus it is. Get it?

So other than some A-hole hacking my Twitter (I do NOT have vagina indentation... anymore), the only other thing that’s been tic kin’ me off lately is all this stuff about the Grateful Dead getting back together? It’s like okay, here I am pulling off the biggest comeback in the history of everything, so who cares about some old-guy band that no one’s even heard of getting back together?
I even listened to some of their songs you guys, LOL! It was all “Casey methinks’ is high on cocaine, ridicule’ trains ‘n stuff.” Are you serious? Maybe this is some joke like Weird Al or promethium’ and I just didn’t get it?

January 10, 2009

MillerCoors is discontinuing Sparks: Boyz II Men -It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday [via sorryimissedyourparty]

As you've probably heard, MillerCoors is discontinuing Sparks due to government concerns that it was too popular with teenagers and its energy and booze combination was dangerous. Today is officially the last day that Sparks is being manufactured, although stores will keep selling it until the inventory runs out. My sound investment plan for this economy is to buy a ton of Sparks and wait a year, then sell it on eBay for a million bucks a six pack.

Personally, I never liked Sparks because of the terrible taste, but I'd don't like the government telling me what I can and cannot drink to put myself into a daterapeable stupor. Keep your laws out of my liver, Uncle Sam! I guess I understand that it's important to protect our impressionable youth; they are our future, after all. And lets be honest - has anyone ever actually enjoyed a Sparks "responsibly"? But this doesn't fully mitigate the sting of the fact that the Spark moratorium happened when Sparks had been planning the debut of "Sparks Red". We'll never know what Red Sparks could have been, but I can only assume that the red color is to symbolize the blood that will run in the streets as you go on a booze and taurine-fueled rage spree.

One of the victims of the great Sparks Prohibition is a "Sparks tongue", the bright orange hue your tongue turns after drinking a few. In honor of this sad day, here's a bunch of pictures of Sparks tongue. Memory lane has never tastes so much like orangey cough syrup.




















Boyz II Men "It's So Hard to Say Goodbye to Yesterday"