BBC
WORLD
WIDE
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For 8th December, watch this classic comedy video from BBC comedy Some Mothers Do Av Em. The Angel Gabriel descends and brings good tidings to the blessed Mary, Joseph and the Christ Child. Suspicions should be aroused when the Lord's messenger arrives wearing a beret!
For 9th December, watch this classic scene from BBC comedy Bottom. Richie and Eddie have guests to celebrate Christmas and dine with them. In this slapstick world, what could possibly go wrong
For 10th December, watch a famous Catherine Tate sketch. Contains strong language. A chance to see the classic moment when Catherine Tate's foul-mouthed invention met Charlotte Church at Christmas
For 11th December, Ray Mears demonstrates how to make a warm hide-out in severe weather when caught in the mountains.
For 12th December, watch this great League of Gentlemen clip. German Choirmaster, Herr Lipp makes an English exchange student laugh with his questionable English...
For 13th December, watch this funny clip from comedy impression heroes Alistair McGowan and Roni Ancona. David Beckham has decided to leave Manchester United, but where will Victoria and him go? Watch this comedy spoof video in full to see.
For 14th December, watch this funny video from BBC comedy show Shooting Stars. Vic, Bob, Mark and Ulrika-ka-ka introduce themselves with the help of some well known tunes
For 15th December, Saba Douglas Hamilton of Big Cat Diary fame goes on the hunt to witness polar bear activity in the wild. Watch here as she has her first encounter with an adolescent bear out on the ice. Great clip from BBC wildlife documentary, The Search for Polar Bears.
For 16th December, watch this funny video from BBC show 'QI'.
Alan Davies gets his own back on Stephen Fry as the two switch roles in this festive clip from the 'Quite Interesting' panel show's Christmas episode.
For 17th December, watch this dark comedy moment from the League of Gentlemen's Christmas special. Matthew Parker is most uncomfortable when he gets a visit from potential vampire, Herr Lipp.
December 20, 2008
BBC WORLDWIDE: CHRISTMAS CALENDAR
Robot Theatre: Royale With Cheese [another lexdiez]
Two robots portray Vincent and Jules in the famous "Royale with cheese" scene from Pulp Fiction. This illustrates conclusively the lack of need for human actors.
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble: Busch Beer [excerpt from Busch-produced Promo Short For Employees Only]
Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble extol the joys of Busch Beer in this excerpt from a Busch-produced promotional short geared For Employees Only.
The "FUCK" Song ["Ode to a Screw"]: TAKING OFF [Buck Henry + Lynn Carlin - 1971: DIR. Milos Forman]
The "FUCK" Song ["Ode to a Screw"]: TAKING OFF
[Buck Henry + Lynn Carlin - 1971: DIR. Milos Forman]
Together we RISE: YouTube Boycott December 19th 2008 (Blackout) If you missed it, just drink a lot today and surf around and leave drunk comments!
Together we RISE: YouTube Boycott December 19th 2008 (Blackout)
Here is the link to download the video if you wish to upload it to your channel:
http://uploading.com/files/G0WUFBYI/Y...
**Special Thanks Goes Out To dekionplexis for providing the link! Thanks for all of your hard work dekionplexis!**
Here is another direct download link as well:
http://files.filefront.com/YouTube Boycott December tavi/;12614061;/fileinfo.html
Thanks goes to figonapetter for the link above :)
Here is yet another link :)
http://rapidshare.com/files/172375736...
Credit for this link goes to Jonas from the channel SCX2k. Thanks! :)
We want to thank Andie Tang for creating a FaceBook event to further spread the message of this movement. The FaceBook event is called Boycott Youtube December 19th for Free Speech. Please join the event if you wish to attend, and share this with all of your contacts :)
Thanks!
Andy.
We urge everyone on YouTube to participate in a blackout on December 19th 2008. We have chosen this date because we needed enough time after this video was posted to gather enough attention and supporters in order to have an effect on the traffic on YouTube. So we figured almost two weeks from now would be a credible amount of time. The blackout can last how ever long each user feels is appropriate. We sincerely hope that everyone who is watching joins us on that day for this civil protest. Please do not forget that all of your clicks and video posts made this site what it is today. Without your clicks, watches, and videos there would be no YouTube. Thank You.
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[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #3] ' mouffettefatale': occult/avant garde
Otto Mühl, 1967
One of many strange short-films from Otto Mühl and his band of merry freaks...
I set my sights on the human body and realized things
were moving at last, during my first material action,
I soiled a female body with mud, paint, rubbish and paste,
and tied it up in old rags and ropes dipped in mud.
- Otto Muehl, 1963
Question: If Control's Control is Absolute, then why does Control need to Control?
As always Burroughs is inspiring, avant-garde, thought-provoking. While smoking a hookah he philosophizes against mainstream American ills in a sci-fi apocalyptic context, an organic planet in a symmetrical, monochrome universe.
So, light your hookah and have a listen...
- Ah Puch, the God of death and King of Metnal, the underworld was depicted as a skeleton or corpse adorned with bells, sometimes the head of an owl.
Mickey Mouse has been castrated by Disney, he's now a pussy. Not the playful, evil little trickster of long ago, he's now remains the mouse of the suburbs, the well behaved pet of Ozzie & Harriet.
Kenneth Anger on Mouse Heaven:
Yes, I'm finishing a film I've already shot. It's a study of animated toys of a rare nature. These are collectibles of early Walt Disney toys. I've always loved Mickey Mouse since I was a little boy and I'm outraged about the current Disney company's attitude to Mickey Mouse. I mean they think they own it but all the children of the world own Mickey Mouse. And I have devised a way to star Mickey Mouse in a film that the current Disney company can't legally object to, by filming an antique toy collection of early Disney toys. And it's just a coincidence all those toys happen to be Mickey Mouse. I'm actually being very respectful of early Mickey Mouse. I hate later Mickey Mouse, because from "Fantasia" on the Disney people decided to humanize the mouse, remove his tail - which is a kind of castration - and turn him into a little boy who is a sort of a goody-two-shoes. And he's no longer the mischievous, sadistic mouse that he was in the beginning. He used to do nasty little tricks like twist the udders of cows and things like that. And that's the only mouse I'm interested in, I mean this kind of demon 'fetish' figure.
A girl sees a rabbit running across a field. Thinking it would make an excellent muff, she pursues it with a knife. It escapes her, but her brother kills it. She slices it open, and out pops an animated idol that, when bothered by insects, turns them into feathers, bottles of ink, and jewels. Thinking of the riches of royalty, the boy and girl put the idol outside in a vat of plum jam and proceed to eviscerate various farm animals to draw hundreds of wasps and flies. The idol complies, and soon they've filled a bedroom with boxes of jewels. Off they go to town to trade the feathers and ink for more jam, but while they're gone, the idol is busy. Comeuppance awaits...Malice In Wonderland
A montage of scenes from Burroughs cut up novels. In fact the film shows how it is done. Pages are cut up and reassembled into prose.
More watchable than a pure Dadaist exercise, it is still anti-bourgeoisie at heart, and it is a trial of ones sensibilities. After all, the aim of surrealistic cinema is deliberately to try the patience of the audience
— Man Ray
bonus [from its favorites]:very creepy, disturbing children's cartoon, banned from TV
Short Film/Animation...
as topic...
holy shit..
no wonder it's banned from tv...
mysterious stranger?
is that mark twain or alber einstein?
i think its from mark twain
remember to leave appropriate comments! =)
and please dont spam about death to relatives or people if they read those stupid comments please. I dont have all day to mark all those crap as spam...
btw, thx for the honours!
Crazy Eddie Christmas [video game systems - 1982]
Old-school video game systems get the hype in this 1982 commercial for the Crazy Eddie chain
December 19, 2008
Anna [Japanese Trailer Musical: Anna Karina + Jean-Claude Brialy + Marianne Faithfull + Serge Gainsbourg - 1967]
Anna (1967) Japanese Trailer
Starring Anna Karina, Jean-Claude Brialy, Marianne Faithfull and Serge Gainsbourg.
Directed by Pierre Koralnik.
White Lightnin' Road [Trailer 1967] + The Girl from Tobacco Row [Trailer 1966]
Theatrical trailer for the Ron Ormond directed White Lightnin' Road [1967]
Theatrical trailer for the Ron Ormond directed Girl From Tobacco Road [1966]
DICK WILLIAMS "Mr. Magic" [MAGICLAND 1983]
Here an excerpt from a 1983 WMC-TV 5 Memphis broadcast of Dick William's Magicland. This show is certified by the Guiness Book of World Records to be the longest running magic show on TV. Dick Williams, aka "Mr. Magic" and his assistant (his wife, Virginia) did 1200 original Magicland shows over 23 years, from 1966 until 1989, all at WMC-TV 5 in Memphis, Tennessee. [EITHER I'M DRUNK OR THIS GUY'S REALLY GOOD, CUZ I GOT TV-FACE WATCHIN' HIM]
In addition to a bit of magic and clowning around from Dick Williams (an undisputed master of corny joke telling), this clip also includes a 1983 McDonalds "Wild West Happy Meal Guys on a Stagecoach" commercial along with one of the typical commercials by local advertiser, Aaron Sells Furniture.
NOTE: Due to the financial strain of his wife's long illness and subsequent passing, as well as his own recent injuries and ongoing rehab, Mr. Williams has been unable to work to earn sufficient funds to pay his medical expenses (he is 18 years past retirement). Please visit his website to find out how you can buy a Magicland DVD and help Mr. Magic! Just go to http://www.magiclandtv.com (maintained by his family)
[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #2] 'Philtertip': WOMEN SMOKING!
I thought I'd seen everything....Until I came accross this gem.... a woman smoking underwater.... she comes up for a couple of drags (and some air) and then heads underwater to exhale... after these shenanigan, she proceed to show us what great shape her smoker's lungs are in by doing extended breath holding... sexy as hell.... odd, but sexy
mom almost catches teen daughter smoking a cigarette
Oh my... and, as I recall, mom too was an avid cigarette smoker in this movie...
mother daughter smoking team (cigarettes)
"School-girl" sneaks a cigarette on the playground
sexy blonde woman smoking
2 extremely hot smokers.... candid IRL
I take no credit for aquiring these shots... I have only edited them for your enjoyment... the credit goes to Mr. Ciggy Piggy.... and, Ciggy, if you want my enhancement of your fine work removed... please let me know.... Phil
Bruce Lee vs. Gay Power [Fight Sequence 1975]
Bruce Lee vs Gay Power (1975) Fight Sequence
The title says it all. This is the first fight sequence from the mythical 1975 Brazil Bruceploitation film.
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