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O R I O N - "as long as they spell my name right publicity is okay I guess... thank you, thank you very much".

intro to my article on Orion, written in the style of Nick Tosches...stay tuned for full article, either serialized through this site or on the perfect american site THE完 PERFECT完 AMERICAN な
The history of Orion begins with invention-anointed; a true Historasy that unrolls until its decisive end, or rather, its indentation.
This is its dashed dissection.

In the city of harsh-hardeners with Titanic dreams, vacant or heisted--Orion was anecdote,cued from emulators, ordinators, Instamatic-worshipers...

Orion was inalienable of Elvis excess; his supernatural excrescence; of his incorporeality--his America.

From the Troy of music and like superstructures came the name Orion--and it was Mammon's, in the loot of its velour blousing whose muscles and shoals were retooled ; in the foul, mean language of Elvis--

that was Orion.

Top Elvis Impersonator Killed..
Gunned Down in His Alabama Pawn Shop Dec. 15, 1998

By Todd Venezia

ORRVILLE, Ala. (APB) -- One of the world's most famous Elvis impersonators was killed when a robber with a sawed-off shotgun stormed into a pawn shop he owned and blasted him and his ex-wife at close range, authorities said.

Jimmy EllisJimmy Ellis, who for years used his remarkably Elvis-like voice in a masked stage persona he called Orion, was standing before the display counter in his Jimmy's Pawn and Package Store just after noon Saturday when the gunman burst in and, in seconds, turned the quiet shop into a slaughterhouse.

"Mr. Ellis never had time to do nothing or say nothing," Dallas County Sheriff Harris Huffman Jr. told APB News. "He just opened fire in seconds and hit Mr. Ellis in the side."

After the first blast, which left the 53-year-old Ellis mortally wounded and crawling for safety, the gunman turned his weapon on the singer's 44-year-old ex-wife, Elaine Thompson, who was on a stool behind the counter. He fired once into her face, killing her instantly and hitting another worker, Helen King, in the hand.

Wounded victim shot at again..

The gunman, who police believe is Plantersville resident Jeffery James Lee, then fired twice more in an attempt to blast Ellis a second time as he struggled to find a haven behind a computer desk, Huffman said.

The shot missed, and then Lee allegedly turned his attention to the cash register, which he knocked off the counter after he could not open it, Huffman said. He then dropped the gun, fled the store and drove off in a car with two accomplices, authorities said.

Huffman said King, who played dead, was treated and released from a hospital for her hand wound. Ellis died in his store about 10 minutes after the attack, Huffman said.

Later that day, sheriff's deputies caught up with the two alleged accomplices, Andre Darren Lee, 19, who is the alleged gunman's brother, and Jerry Dewayne Johnson, 17, who is his cousin. Police later found Lee holed up in a motel about 30 miles outside Atlanta. All three are being held without bail and are facing the possibility of the death penalty on two counts of capital murder, authorities said.

Fans mourn star's death..

Word quickly spread through this town about 20 minutes west of Selma that one of its most popular residents was killed. Soon, Ellis fans around the country were mourning.

"I was just devastated," said Kathy Hoffman, a Maryland woman who is the president of the Jimmy Ellis fan club. "It's just a very sad thing. He was just the sweetest guy."

Ellis' career took off after Elvis Presley's death in the late 1970s when producers at Presley's former record label, Sun Records, discovered that his voice sounded hauntingly like the King's.

They suggested that he don a mask and perform under the name "Orion," doing a mix of old Presley standard and his own work. He stood out among the many Elvis impersonators partly because of his voice and partly because he only performed as Orion, never claiming publicly to be copying Elvis.

Broke from Presley image..

He enjoyed several years of popularity and worked with many of the top performers in Nashville such as Jerry Lee Lewis and Loretta Lynn. According to Hoffman, his fan club once numbered in the thousands. However, in the mid-1980s, the novelty of his act wore off, and he removed his mask in an attempt to be taken more seriously.

It wasn't an easy move for the Orrville native. In a 1997 interview, he said that his attempt to be a star in his own right was stifled by his voice's natural likeness to Presley. "It's been both a blessing and a curse," he said. "The Nashville establishment won't accept anyone who sounds that close to Presley."

In the '90s he went back to his Orion persona and played the U.S. earlier this year. He also stayed closed to his core fans.

"He was a friend," Hoffman said. "He was a very easygoing person. His career was important to him, and he was sometimes discouraged because he had so many ups and downs."

Todd Venezia is an APB News staff writer - toddv@apbnews.com

this is the craunchiest post i could think of.
mr fontana is suffering withdrawals but will be back shortly.
i would like to take this opportunity to thank him for the public forum and for his, the best site on the www.

June 8, 2007

please help with obit for mrdjfontana: i hardly knew him

Fontana, Wayne
tomography request

Man-emulative name of Pawnee hero: D.J. Fontana

Weird Elvis, hogtied signori, Apache Rx's suntan, Wobegon-suited everyman, The Overstock Cat, Tribe detainee, Moneylender of limeys, the Grausigkeit Snake, inflated Father-vice, well-done-Mignon, timpani-grill, Ritziest effigy, fatwas with hell things, 1963 unremarked and spent in Oedipal-insanity mode, R&Brassy,crafty, venereal, "Amigo of Newcomers, Downrange veteran,1965 coinage of "Thou Love Excess", "2 Blind" anarchist of the teeny-outed, Demerol's rash, Lutheranism's "Jugs tilde"... !65% Afro!

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June 7, 2007

mi v i dea

i know what zoso means

nichopoulouzo

the world's largest prescription or regular meeting of tgif-pdr book club

i received another message from him by telegram one hour ago:

Fantastisch di riguardo. È interessante. Per me. Come sono andato. E
per i lettori. Erano con la metà nel sonno. Di conseguenza sono
sempre riparazione putrid. All'inizio di Nizza.

Ringrazia /Z

please reader, if you speak italian, provide a rough translation of this latest obscurity...it troubles my sleep and i feel unsure of his mental disposition.

June 6, 2007

praxis records: nashvegas new wave stable roundup or how i spent the 80s

fine points of nashville music scene terminology analyzed: courtesy of cutting edge reportage via channel 4 (edgy precursor of craunchy tnn) part 1

earliest nasville scorchers clip i know: cats records promo spot

"from anger to 'let's party'" part 2 of rube-er-ick primer court of ch. 4: replacements clip at cantrells shuts down camera

nudie tribute, jats, perry, jeff, tony alamo style (now that was a craunchy cat): intro'd by the 80's musical answer to vince vaughn from the the 60s tribute band craze

best first video of late, lamented country/punk hybrid genesis: with jack (r.i.p.) and andy starring in memorable 'upstairs at tootsies' footage

go to the website at http://www.nashville80srock.net/

all court of: http://www.youtube.com/practicalstylists

from jason and the scorchers benefit for perry bags concert, june 2.
get well, perry!

court: http://www.youtube.com/digbees

"Jason and the Scorchers, Nashville's legendary rockers, will reform for one
concert only June 2, 2007 at the Exit In Nashville Tennessee. This will be a
benefit concert, with all profits earmarked to help pay the medical expenses for Perry Baggs. Perry is courageously fighting diabetes and kidney failure, and
is on dialysis 3 days a week. He is the original Scorchers' drummer, harmony
singer, and songwriter of some of the band's biggest songs. His courage in the face of his illnesses is a great inspiration to many in the Nashville music
community, as well as other diabetes and dialysis patients."

"Health permitting, Perry does plan to play drums on some songs at the show, and sing harmony. Warner E. Hodges will be on guitar, Jason Ringenberg on vocals, Fenner Castner on drums filling in for Perry as needed, and Kenny Ames on bass. Old Scorchers Ken Fox and Andy York may make an appearance if their schedules permit. The show will start promptly at 8:30 PM. The band will do two sets."

Jason also told the Reckless Country Soup mailing list
"If you want to see the band again in this format, you had best make this one. It's for a good cause, and who knows if something like this will ever happen again."

Tickets to the event are available through either Ticketbiscuit or Ticketmaster:
The Exit/In is located at 2208 Elliston Place in Nashville, Tn. Their phone number is (615) 321-3340. Here is a link to a Map of Nashville, with the location of the club highlighted.

Jason and the Scorchers last played together in 2003, in shows in Nashville, Wisconsin, Minneapolis, and Lincoln, Nebraska. Since then, lead singer and songwriter Jason Ringenberg has been touring to support his children's persona Farmer Jason (2006's Rocking in the Forest, 2004's A Day at the Farm) and several solo rock/folk albums (2003's Empire Builders, 2002's All Over Creation). You can learn more about Jason's recent travels and buy his albums at his website: www.jasonringenberg.com

Pollstar recently published a good article about Farmer Jason.

Warner Hodges currently playing with Stacie Collins and the Disciples of Loud!
Warner Hodges has been very enthusiastic about his work with Stacie Collins.
Warner has said Collins has recently encouraged him to open up his guitar technique and 'do what I do with the Scorchers.' This came after he played cautiously with her for his first few shows. Stacie Collins is a charismatic lead singer and an excellent blues harpist whose sound has recently veered more toward roots rock.

Warner also said he has done plenty of writing for the Disciples of Loud, but he hasn't had the time to record with them. The Disciples combine melodic hard rock with Warner and Todd Austin's fire-breathing guitar licks to make them one of Nashville's most exciting bands.

Warner will also play with BOTH Stacie Collins AND the Disciples of Loud on June 30 in Wapakoneta, Ohio at Rhythm and Brews' 10th-year anniversary party! Jason Ringenberg is also scheduled to play at this party! Given that Fenner Castner plays drums in the Disciples and the Scorchers, and Kenny Ames is the Scorchers' bassist as well as the original Disciples bassist, there might well be a mini-Scorchers reunion on June 30th in Ohio!

more praxis bands

part 3: have dinner with the hodges: warner's got the coolest folks in the world. ain't nothin' craunchy bout that: blanche's got the best voice in nashville: you heard me loretty

bonus: for the kiddie craunch set

June 5, 2007

and so i publish. i publish to you, for him: that you would think of him. it is his wish.

dear reader,

here is the last message i received from Mr. Dante Fontana:

I just want to tell you that there is something wrong. A RUPTURE of the CHAIN. You must begin. I do not know, because it is erroneamente, exactly like the creatures of the living. I don't know why this is. Much wealth! And the end to finish mercies! My cold time was false. The general hour of the problem is my late face when the last weeks will come to suffer and be GONE.
They are evaluated.
I age.
The doctor...nevertheless, it could find nothing. To all the cases it is one, a definitive Schufterei odor, this blogging, of that I preoccuparsi.
Tasks that finish are better. They are not buzzards in everything.
They are videos of the right. The distant ones of the
separated warnings, and see, this is what happens. IV's...more later.
/Z.

and only minutes later the brave one tried to explain in words, dear reader, i could not comprehend:

...(like the tree of the trowel of the beginning of method)

Therefore, this that you can do:
- for the copy of incastonare the code
- in the context of the tree of the trowel of the beginning
(post for disporlo you must structure the
Beschreibers of manerá.

publish 'the certainty'
- the text it made, the code, more ahead
- the end

publish it to them is much that it would have to think

Something went wrong and I just learned to live with it.

I'll be gone.

Good luck!
/Z

and so i publish. i publish to you, for him: that you would think of him. it is his wish.

The proper place for me to start is in the beginning, with myself and the only video, to my knowledge, in which i appear:

OUR FAVORITE BAND, America's obscure, favorite, country band! Unbraced by the country-scenti until 2002, when chestnut-sniffing greyhound and obscuranter/mp3 blogger, scott soriano, atop his blog, Crud Crud, found an ugly little e.p. in a thrift store, fell in love and immediately pronounced his discovery, The Perfect American DIY 7":

Witness the only live footage ever captured of this reclusive clan. (E.Davies, trapped in a spiderweb, falls under the spell once again of the Recluse and seems to delight in the tension of the South's secretive antiheroes and wasted storytellers.) Writhe with snake handlers and choke down their poisonous hillbilly-pact in a bayou of bloated ecstasy, as they prod the edge of Man's law. Look away, look away...Dixieland, from the terrible ghost of neglect in this disturbing portrait of a singer mumbling the lyrics to his half-remembered song like Syd Barret from Bayou LaBloat.

Please stay tuned for updates on the decryptination of MDF's last message and for a few stunningly perfect blogettes, including:

a jerry lee lewis craunchy greatest videoblogette or two...

as well as blogettes on:

- Jason and the Scorchers' recent benefit concert for their ailing drummer
- a Nashville New Wave 80's Country-Punk Roundup

and, of course, more craunch than you can shake a craunch at!

tpa

Guest blogger

THE PERFECT AMERICAN, welcome!

He's filling in for me while I'm on my break.

/Z aka mrdantefontana

June 4, 2007

Mr. Dante Fontana is on a break

Just so you know.

Back later. Hopefully with some good videos and in better shape.

/Z aka mrdantefontana

May 30, 2007

Bootsy Collins - Party On Plastic

Party On Plastic - Bootsy Collins
Uploaded by seidrik

May 29, 2007

The Cult - Love Removal Machine

Added by Luiscmck80z

Night Music

"Sunday Night, later named Michelob Presents Night Music, was an NBC late-night television show which aired for two seasons between 1988 and 1990 as a showcase for jazz and eclectic musical artists. ... " (Quote from the Wikipedia entry.)

"A revelation to music fans, this show appeared and disappeared with little fanfare, being light-years ahead of the bulk of it's audience in style and substance. Every possible realm of music was boldly explored...from minimalist art-noise to traditional folk styles and everything beyond and in-between. Absolute genius, a marvelously noncommercial experiment that was doomed to failure despite itself. ..." (Quote from user comment at the IMDb entry for 'Sunday Night')

The show was hosted by Jools Holland (only first season) and David Sanborn.
I've collected some YouTube clips from episodes of the tv show:

-Al Green - "The Message Is Love"

-Curtis Mayfield - "It's All Right"

-Curtis Mayfield - "Pusherman"

-Curtis Mayfield (with Taylor Dane) - "People Get Ready"

-Youssou N'Dour - "My Daughter"

-Phillip Bailey - "Fascination"

-Phillip Bailey - "I Thought I'd Never See the Day"

-Ambitious Lovers - "Admit It"

-Ambitious Lovers - "Copy Me"

-David Lindley - "Bon Temps Roulez"

-David Lindley - "Werewolves of London"

-Taylor Dane - "Where Were You When I Needed You?"

-Shinehead

-Sonny Rollins

-Leonard Cohen - "Tower Of Song"

-Ken Nordine

-Was (Not Was) - "Can't Turn You Loose"

-Was (Not Was) - "Earth to Doris/Robot Girl"

-Was (Not Was) - "Hello Operator"

-Was (Not Was) with Frank Sinatra Jr. - "Wedding Vows in Vegas"

-John Lurie and Naná Vasconcelos

-Stevie Ray Vaughan - "Crossfire"

-Maria McKee - "Breath"

-Debbie Harry - "Calamari"

-Pharoah Sanders - "Thembi"

-Pops Staples - "Nobody's Fault But Mine"

-Ivo Papazov and his Wedding Band

-Pretty Phat - "Pretty Phat Girls"

-Sun Ra Arkestra - "Face the Music"

-Sun Ra Arkestra - "Retrospect"(starting with Sun Ra being briefly interviewed by Sanborn) :

Video added by ekp34

-Sting (with Bill Frisell and Fareed Haque) - "Ain't No Sunshine"

-Fareed Haque (with Sting)

-Bill Frisell and Band

-Carla Thomas - "Gee Whiz (Look At His Eyes)"

-Rufus Thomas - "Walking the Dog"

-Rufus Thomas - "The Funky Chicken"

-Mary Margaret O'Hara

Sting does "Why Does the Sun Shine?"

-Zahar (with Hassan Hakmoun)

-Djavan (Note: Video problem towards the end)

-Robert Cray & Eric Clapton - "Old Love"

-Diamanda Galas

-The Residents - "Teddy Bear"

-The Residents - "From The Plains To Mexico"

-Conway Twitty & The Residents - "When You're Cool"

-Conway Twitty - "It's Only Make Believe"

-Aster Aweke

-More with Aster Aweke

-The Kronos Quartet - "Spoonfull"

-The Kronos Quartet - "Four, for Tango"

-The Kronos Quartet - "Foxy Lady"

-Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Subway to Venus"

-Red Hot Chili Peppers - "Sexy Mexican Maid"

-Toots Thielemans - "Sophisticated Lady"

-Toots Thielemans - "Little Suede Shoes"

-'Toots Thielemans plays the harmonica with a turkey baster'

-Charlie Haden & his Liberation Orchestra - "Spiritual"

-Charlie Haden & his Liberation Orchestra - "The Anthem of the African National Congress"

-Nick Cave - "The Mercy Seat"

-Nick Cave, Charlie Haden and Toots Thielemans - "Hey Joe"

-Annabouboula

-Graham Parker - "Slash & Burn"

-Graham Parker - "My Love's Strong"

-NRBQ with Phil Woods - "Little Floater"

-Abbey Lincoln - "First Song"

-Abbey Lincoln and Phil Woods - "High Fly"

-Steve Turre and his Sea Shells

-Phil Woods

-Lakim Shabazz and his D.J.

'NRBQ Blows up a New Kids on the Block Album'

-Bob Weir & Rob Wasserman - "The Victim"

-Artis (Spoon Man)

-Richard Thompson - "Jerusalem on the Jukebox"

-Richard Thompson with Jo-El Sonnier - "Tearstained letter"

-Tim Berne - "Hong Kong Sad Song / More Coffee"

-Jo-el Sonnier

-John Cale (& B.J. Cole)

-John Cale, Shawn Colvin & Richard Thompson - "Heartbreak Hotel"

-Shawn Colvin

-Hank Crawford - "Don't Cry Baby"

-Hank Crawford - "The Peeper"

-Miles Davis - "Hannibal"

-The Modern Jazz Quartet

-The Modern Jazz Quartet - "The Legendary Profile"

-Lounge Lizards - "Voice Of Chunk"

-Lounge Lizards - "Uncle Jerry"

-NRBQ - "I Got a Rocket in my Pocket" :

Video clip added by scmm42

-NRBQ - "Wild Weekend"

-Warren Zevon - "Splendid Isolation"

-Dan Hicks - "I Scare Myself"

-Screamin' Jay Hawkins - "I Put A Spell On You"

-Screamin' Jay Hawkins - "Old Man River"

-Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Bob Weir, Bongwater and the Fabulous Pussywillows

Note: Thanks to bobby4000 and especially to scmm42 for uploading these great clips!
Some tracks have no song titles. If you know a title or two please leave a comment.
And note that the quality of the video clips is not super high.