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October 21, 2009

Please Start the Official Voting (in comment section) For My First Annual YouWeirdTube (Best-of Compendium of the Weirdest Thematic Channels on YouTube) Playlist Contains First Three Entries (Vote by Video Name or Channel User Name)


The First Three Categories in YouWeirdTube Competition are: Women with Duct Tape, Female Smokers and Ladies in Leather Garments. To be fair, although not mandatory, one should ideally visit each of these three channels for the full effect of the single-minded perfection of theme, presentation and pathology of mental compulsion as it applies to overall layout and aesthetic enjoyment. 

disclaimer: 'What Gets Me Hot' is in no way condoning any of the YouTube channels included in competition and is not responsible for their content.  The channels presented here are done so from a non-scienctific sampling of thousands of channels which could have been considered, and the inclusion of a channel does not imply that the YouTube user is weird, only that his/her channel may be.  If your channel is not chosen for the First Annual YouWeirdTube Competition, please do not despair, as you will certainly be considered for subsequent challenges.

Thank you for your understanding,

M
Whatgetsmehot
YouWeirdTube





Taggart - Island
A woman is taken hostage and gagged with duct tape in this Scottish crime drama.



Forbidden Pleasures 1
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Black leather girl
Girl on tv show in black leather skirt.

October 20, 2009

Google Addresses Their Stance on Keywords - You Have Google Stop Searching Your Blog and You'll find this interesting too

In case you haven’t heard already, the Gospel According to Matt Cutts has spoken, and the truth is out: Keyword meta tags don’t matter - at least to Google. Long thought to be a playground for spammers to stuff irrelevant or unnecessary terms into a web page’s backend to make it rank higher in organic searches, Google announced last Monday (and Cutts followed up on his own blog) that the web’s leading search engine actually pays no mind to that part of the game.

You can find Google’s whole rundown here, but the essence of their organic search is pretty much summed up by this little Cutts snippet:

Google uses over two hundred signals in our web search rankings, but the keywords meta tag is not currently one of them, and I don’t believe it will be.

Now, this certainly doesn’t mean that you should forgo this step in your SEO efforts. Bing has made it known recently that they still place a heavy emphasis on meta tag keywords, and it’s long been known that Yahoo! values the process, as well.

The search engine game is a mad dash to figuring out how to make organic searches as humanistic as possible. Google’s recent announcement is nothing new, but it does demand that we ask the question: Are Cutts and company playing chess while everyone else is stuck on checkers?

Google Addresses Their Stance on Keywords

Objectum-Sexuality ♥ Tyra - YouTube - I've been wonderin' who was parked at my blog all day from Atlanta, and now I know




♥ Objectum-Sexuality ♥ Tyra ♥
♥ Tyra finally discovered Objectum Sexuals ♥
http://jezebel.com/5373207/10-things-...
You have got to see this documentary about "objectum sexuals," people who fall in love with objects like fences and amusement park rides, (one woman even married the Eiffel Tower). And they have sex.
If you thought that men in love with Real Dolls was strange, wait until you see Strange Love: Married to the Eiffel Tower, which follows these fetishists (all of them, for some reason, female). Interestingly, Objectum Sexuals — they call themselves OS people — believe their love with the objects are reciprocal and that they can telepathically communicate with them.

Amy Wolf is in love with a fairground ride called 1001 Nacht, for which she writes poetry. Based on appearances, she seems like an out-and-proud lesbian, but has no interest in humans. She also loves a church banister, a banister in her home, and the Empire State building. Having connected through an OS people forum on the internet, Erika goes to visit Amy. (Both women are said to have Asperger's and share a history of abuse.) They go to the fairground to see 1001 Nacht. In the clip above, Amy is left alone to have an intimate moment with the ride, while Erika goes for a walk. She happens upon a picket fence and feels an immediate attraction.

Erika La Tour Eiffel married the Eiffel Tower and then took its name. But she doesn't like referring to the structure as "it" because "calling something an 'it' instantly means it's inanimate." She gets "a sense" of an object's gender. According to her, the Eiffel Tower is female.

After suffering abuse as a child, and bouncing between foster homes, she joined the US Air Force but during her training, was sexually assaulted, and defended herself with a Japanese sword, which was her lover at the time. She refused to part with the sword, and was discharged from the military for psychological reasons. She then fell in love with an archery bow — she became a US medal champion in archery — but her feelings for the bow waned after time and she moved on to bigger things, literally, as in: tourist attractions. On their one-year anniversary, Erika goes back to visit the Eiffel Tower to consummate their marriage. She lifts up her skirt, and straddles one of the beams with "no barrier" between them. The entire documentary can be seen here online.

Related:
Object Sexuality [Wikipedia]
Objectum-Sexuality Internationale [Official Site]
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i better not go to paris and see this bitch squatting on the top trying to fit "her" in her deranged pussy!

tyra is thinking in her head, if this bitch moves one fucking time my security is gonna eat her eyes before she can say "mais oui'
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whaaaat the junk fuck!?!?!?!?!?! lmao! wtf
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lol. u need help. crazy ass bitch,
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what gets me hot

Slayer – Raining Blood Deicide – Dead By Dawn Testament – Nightmare (Coming Back To You) Wolf – Demon Suicidal Tendencies – Waking The Dead Terror 2000 – Satan’s BarBQ Twisted Sister – Burn In Hell Cradle Of Filth – Halloween 2 S.O.D. – Freddy Kreuger Type O Negative – Black Sabbath Candlemass – Demon’s Gate Armored Saint – Creepy Feelings the Misfits – Monster Mash Helloween – Halloween





Schadenfreudian Therapy: October 2008

Mr. Dante Fontana's Visualguidance Ltd. video only blog has risen from the ashes to become.... [::] which kind of rollllls off the tongue, don't you think? It may not be up for public consumption when you first click on it, but do try again....the mastermind is the delightfully batshit crazy Mr. Jyn AKA Maury, owner of THE完 PERFECT完 AMERICANな.
Schadenfreudian Therapy: October 2008

Dear Yugoslavians, NABISCO-Archives -- March 1996 (#35)

  Dear Yugoslavians,



The question is to find when ( which year ) that particular "summer" took place.

1_ "Oh when ? About as many years before Lolita was born as my age was
that summer."
2_ "I was born in 1910, in Paris".
3_ " But the mimosa [ the mimosa of that particular summer ] grove ...
until at last 24 years later, I broke her [Annabel's] spell by
incarnating her in another [Lolita]."
4_ "Now, at 12, she [Lolita] was a regular pest."


All the information in brackets is just meant to clarify the riddle for someone
who wouldn't know anything about the novel. No extra information should be
peeked from the book in order to find the answer. A corollary question
could be to find out in which year Lolita was born, and in which year
Humbert Humbert met Lolita for the first time. The correct answer should not
only give these dates but also prove that it's the unique possible answer.

So, can you break the riddle ?
NABISCO-L Archives -- March 1996 (#35)

Getting chased by farmers and dogs. I wish we got shot with rock salt shotgun cartridges, I hear that's fun also.

Getting chased by farmers and dogs. I wish we got shot with rock salt shotgun cartridges, I hear that's fun also.










































CAMERON SMITH


Sybil-sift all “Official truelove with outtakes” plus 2 more


Posted: 16 May 2012 01:52 AM PDT

Official truelove with outtakes
by Maury O'Rourk



Drink,
it must be the nature of the ravens, more storms
but,
softhearted, erotic.
Official truelove with outtakes.

Bishop White gamblers horse herding,
the softhearted person shall possess the secret of the family, fishermen, and others are in force.

Disuse me.
Carouse
migrate
or irrational paganism of drinkable food tantrums.

He put the fever of the forepaws
SALAD fetish-beast sat on me.
Change,
and making merry Urbicus KOSHER maid you.
The Puer.

Mr. Storm was born German writer of voodoo -
of many kinds,
from the estates of Indians of the Electric Circus.
Nosferatu Vertiginous love with all the SOB.

I believe you have suffered.

I am the greatest gifts before quavery sunbathing on hands-off, hand-drawn charm or pleasant Hydrotherapy little impudence,
sincerely,
in recognition of the balls.
My executors to prevent overcomplicated Defätisten favor of the integument.
Now, wormwood,
or Headstand is in order,
in the Sybil-sift all,
or mild.

And what I say.

I am ashamed, close.


Vevebrigitte

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Posted: 16 May 2012 01:33 AM PDT
Posted: 16 May 2012 01:29 AM PDT

Cleo Patricx, Prinsex of Chicago, erotic film star during his 1986 opening show for Billy Cox, with his Mae West hat. Androgynous shades of sensuality hover over the audience. Panties are tossed to the stage with an aroma of pot and panty perfume persona, which is an automatic freak boner.
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