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July 25, 2009

Now Selling the OFFICIAL and ORIGINAL SONICHU Merchandise of CWC, NO FAKERIES OR IMPOSTORY

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CWC's Audiobook Saga: Every single Sonichu audiobook in order for your listening pleasure!

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Audiobook Saga

Every single Sonichu audiobook in order for your listening pleasure!

Sonichu - Episode 1! The Audiobook! "Sonichu's Origin"
Sonichu - Episode 1! The Audiobook! "Sonichu's Origin"
10 months ago 22,557 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 2! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
4:10
Sonichu - Episode 2! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Genesis of the Lovehogs"
10 months ago 8,569 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 3! The Audiobook! "Sonichu vs Naitsirhc"
4:50
Sonichu - Episode 3! The Audiobook! "Sonichu vs Naitsirhc"
10 months ago 8,186 views vivitheg
Classic Sonichu Strips! The Audiobook!
4:10
Three classic tales!
8 months ago 6,770 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 4! The Audiobook! Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed and Lightning!"
7:06
Sonichu - Episode 4! The Audiobook! Black Sonichu in "Darkness, Speed and Lightnin...
10 months ago 6,923 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 5! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"
5:03
Sonichu - Episode 5! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Informal Meeting"
10 months ago 5,857 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 6! The Audiobook! Sonic and Sonichu in "Black Metal Combat"
9:00
Sonichu - Episode 6! The Audiobook! Sonic and Sonichu in "Black Metal Combat"
10 months ago 6,346 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 7! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
5:10
Sonichu - Episode 7! The Audiobook! Sonichu in "Anchuent Prophecy"
10 months ago 5,528 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 8! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Chaos and Serenity"
8:38
Sonichu - Episode 8! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Chaos and Serenity"
10 months ago 6,065 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 9! The Audiobook! Chris-Chan, Saramah, Wes-li in "The Evil that Stomped CWCville!"
7:50
Sonichu - Episode 9! The Audiobook! Chris-Chan, Saramah and Wes-li in "The Evil th...
10 months ago 5,961 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 10! The Audiobook! "Sonichu Babies" Part 1!
8:25
Wild Sonichu, Bubbles and Angelica go through their origins!
10 months ago 8,430 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Episode 10! The Audiobook! "Sonichu Babies" Part 2!
5:07
Punchy Sonichu and Magi-chan Sonichu go through their origins!
10 months ago 5,766 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 1! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie"
6:02
Sonichu - Subepisode 1! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Jerkop-tastropie" ...
10 months ago 5,371 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 2! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of my Heart"
7:42
Sonichu - Subepisode 2! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "The Rise & Fall of m...
11 months ago 13,207 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 3! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler and Sonichu in "Witch Confront!"
5:08
Mary Lee Walsh is about to crush another heart, but not if Chris-chan has anything...
10 months ago 6,474 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 4! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "McAttack"
8:13
Christian has come across two more people who wish to put an end to his love quest...
10 months ago 5,701 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 5! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "McAttack Part 2"
9:04
Christian confronts the Manajerk in this exciting conclusion!
10 months ago 5,379 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 6! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler's "Backyard Safari"
8:50
Christian explains the workings of the Jerkop kind!
10 months ago 5,389 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 7! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Off-Target"
8:22
Mary Lee Walsh sends her most diabolical villain yet; will Chris be able to stop him?
10 months ago 5,216 views vivitheg
Sonichu - Subepisode 8! The Audiobook! Christian Chandler in "Off-Target Part 2"
9:22
Chris has been captured by the evil Mary Lee Walsh; will he escape and save PVCC?
10 months ago 5,581 views vivitheg

Sonichu - Episode 1! The Audiobook! "Sonichu's Origin"

Sonichu - Episode 1! The Audiobook! "Sonichu's Origin"

"Yes" ickeriss70 seduces Chris posing as girl and gets package full of medallions in post


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That mask!

It has /b/ on it!

IT WAS CANCER ALL ALONG!
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You seduced an autistic kid over the internet? That's pretty radical dude. At first I thought there was no way this guy was as cool as he looks, but then when it got to the part where you stuttered through the dude's love letter for you I was like "Wow, this guy IS as cool as he looks!".
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THESE ARE SOME OF THE MEDALLIONS WHICH PROTECT HIM

Chris himself can no longer recall when he made the first medallion except that it was sometime between the creation of Sonichu in 2000 and the publication of Sonichu 0 in 2005. Not remembering the introduction of your signature accessory within a margin of error of less than four years seems like a critical lapse in memory, but this is Chris we're talking about.
Throughout the ages, many have been tempted by the allure of the Medallion, with its power of giving its possessor delusions of grandeur, being Internet famous, and fail art skills
Throughout the ages, many have been tempted by the allure of the Medallion, with its power of giving its possessor delusions of grandeur, being Internet famous, and fail art skills

The earliest known photograph of Chris wearing a Sonichu medallion is from his 22nd birthday, on 24 February 2004. In his So Need a Cute Girl video (20 December 2004) he feels it necessary to explain what it is, suggesting that it is still a relatively new feature.

In a Mumble chat on 10 February 2009, Chris revealed the reason for the medallion and that is...because he wanted to. It's "like a nametag" for him. In one of his ED edits, Chris says that his medallion "identifies him for the high-funcioning Autistic individual that he is" [1]. And man, it sure does. It has also been speculated there could be other reasons for wearing his medallion, which range from simply thinking Sonichu is SERIOUS BUSINESS, to being a portable anchor in our dangerous real world to Cwcville, his own happy world where he's always the hero who saves the day.

Each medallion is forged in the fiery pits of Mordor constructed from Crayola Model Magic, a non-toxic, easy-to-use modeling clay intended for small children. Chris wedges a keyring into the edge of each medallion, from which he can attach a chain to go around his neck. Medallions are painted in the color schemes of the characters they represent, with copyright information scrawled on the back. Additional detailing varies, but Chris is known to have applied Shrinky-Dink charms to certain medallions as a form of authentication, to prevent counterfeiting. The Sonichu Medallion
Yes, he even wore it at his god damn college graduation

CCHAN GETS PISSED AT CLYDE CASH - CWC Update!!!!! 03272009

YouTube Finale - Come back Chris-chan :(

CWC's Sonichu Costume for Sackboy (MORE ON CHRIS LATER)

I have done it! I have created The Sonichu Costume from stickers and costume pieces. I approve, with a thumbs-up, for my Loyal Fans to put together of the costume for themselves. Enjoy. :)

Michael Jackson's hair to be made into LifeGem Diamonds

   

Michael Jackson’s Hair From Fateful Pepsi Commercial Soon to Become LifeGem® Diamond.

Chicago, IL, July 14, 2009 – When executive producer Ralph Cohen scooped up the charred hair Michael Jackson lost in the filming of the now-infamous Pepsi commercial, he had no idea that he was saving an important piece of history.

Now, this closest connection to Jackson himself is being preserved by John Reznikoff and LifeGem. Reznikoff is one of America’s most highly respected collectors, and LifeGem is the world’s first purveyor of diamond memorials created from the carbon in a lock of hair.

Cohen, executive producer for the Pepsi commercial, was among the first to reach Jackson when he was set on fire.

As seen on the now famous video, Cohen threw his jacket over Jackson’s head to help extinguish the flames. As Jackson was being rushed off the set and to the hospital, Cohen instinctively, picked up the charred lock of hair and put it in his pocket– where it remained undisturbed for 25 years until Jackson’s death last month.

“The provenance and authenticity of this lock of hair is impeccable, including the highly publicized video showing the original owner of the hair using his Armani jacket to extinguish Jackson’s hair, said John Reznikoff. “This jacket was included with the purchase of the hair.”

A portion will remain in Reznikoff’s collection. Another portion is being used by LifeGem to create a small number of certified, high quality diamonds as a tribute to Jackson's life.

Back in 2007 LifeGem & Reznikoff collaborated to successfully create diamonds from Beethoven’s hair.

“We specialize in creating diamonds from locks of hair.  Our plan is to give people an opportunity to own a diamond made from Michael Jackson’s DNA,” said Dean VandenBiesen founder of LifeGem. “We are currently evaluating Jackson's hair sample to determine how many diamonds can be created. This will be a limited collection and we anticipate great interest.”

Reznikoff has assembled the most extensive collection of hair from history’s most famous figures, including Lincoln, Kennedy, Einstein and Marilyn Monroe.

What is a LifeGem®?
The LifeGem® is a certified, high-quality diamond created from the
carbon of your loved one as a memorial to their unique life, or as a symbol of your personal and precious bond with another.

LifeGem diamonds are molecularly identical to natural diamonds found at any high-end jeweler.  To qualify as diamonds, they must have the exact same brilliance, fire, and hardness (the hardest substance known) as diamonds from the earth, and of course, they do! 

LifeGem diamonds are created individually from your specific carbon source in our patented process.

Whether you've lost a loved one or simply want to celebrate your love, the LifeGem diamond provides a way to embrace your loved one’s memory day by day.  The LifeGem® is the most unique and timeless tribute available for creating a testimony to their unique life.

Your LifeGem memorial will offer comfort and support when and where you need it, and provide a lasting memory that endures just as a diamond does.  Forever.
Michael Jackson's hair to be made into LifeGem Diamonds