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December 14, 2011
*Charles Dickens (video) Christmas Carol (with Martians) *If Charles Dickens had been George Orwell!
*Charles Dickens
Un chant de Noël
(A Christmas Carol)
(with Martians)
Un *Charles Dickens Christmas Carol (with Martians) *If Charles Dickens had been George Orwell! , généralement désigné sous l'acronyme Charles Dickens, désigne un phénomène aérien qu'un ou plusieurs témoins affirment avoir observé sans avoir pu l'identifier, ou encore une trace qui peut avoir été enregistrée par différents types de capteurs (Charles Dickens, George Orwell, radar, etc.) mais dont on ne connaît pas l'origine ou la nature exacte.
| Shaped like a Christmas story: the tale of a on Earth | Un chant de Noël (A Christmas Carol), également publié en français sous les titres Cantique de Noël, Chanson de Noël ou Conte de Noël, est un conte écrit par Charles Dickens en 1843. Originellement écrite pour rembourser une dette, cette histoire est devenue l'un des contes de Noël les plus populaires. | Au cours de la nuit précédant Noël, un vieillard égoïste et avare nommé « Ebenezer Scrooge » reçoit la visite du fantôme de son défunt associé Jacob Marley venu lui dire que son comportement actuel ne peut le rendre heureux car s'il continuait il supporterait de lourde chaine pour l'éternité et peut être même plus. Plus tard dans cette même nuit, Scrooge reçoit la visite successive de trois fantômes incarnant les Noëls passé, présent, et futur. |
| Des observations d'Charles Dickens |
- A Christmas Carol (A Christmas Carol), also published in French under the title Song Christmas Song Christmas Christmas Story is a tale written by Charles Dickens in 1843. Originally written for a debt, this story has become one of the tales of the most popular Christmas.
- During the night before Christmas, a selfish and greedy old man named "Ebenezer Scrooge" is visited by the ghost of his deceased partner Jacob Marley came to tell him that his current behavior can not make him happy because if he continues to bear heavy chain for eternity and maybe more. Later that night, Scrooge is visited by ghosts of three successive Christmases embodying the past, present and future.
En forme de conte de Noël : les tribulations d'un martien sur la Terre
4 shots of girls in mini skirts in the streets of London - VG PANO in the entire Gennevilliers - 1 plan, old wooden houses in the background, modern buildings - two children on arrival, warmly dressed, playing with the "saucer" - GP below a shod foot, child, towards the camera explosion, like an atomic bomb.
- * The first ghost he revives a Christmas of his childhood spent in the orphanage. That of Christmas Present shows him Tiny Tim, the son of his ill employee. The ghost takes her last day of his funeral, which no one attends. All this makes him realize that he will find peace in devoting themselves to others.
- * A Christmas Carol is the story of Christmas the most popular in the United Kingdom and the United States. It has been many adaptations to the radio, film and television. The character of Ebenezer Scrooge has inspired Carl Barks for the creation of Scrooge McDuck (Scrooge McDuck in English) in 1947. The Christmas story also served as the basis for cartoon Mickey's Christmas Carol (1983), with precisely the role of Scrooge in Scrooge.
- * In 1984, Michel Bouquet has played the role of Scrooge, with Manuel Bonnet.
- * In 1988, director Richard Donner depicts a modern adaptation of Dickens as the Scrooged (Scrooged), starring Bill Murray.
- * Go through the Muppet Show, The Muppet Christmas Carol entitled with the participation of Michael Caine as Scrooge, and the animated Charlie, the Christmas story.
- * The television series Xena: Warrior has a episode called Winter Solstice whose scenario vaguely remember the story of Charles Dickens.
- * In 2005, the young filmmaker Jehan Hedde-Moon, who was at that time only 16 years old, made a feature film called SolArid (modernized tale and film largely inspired by the Dickens tale), in which the main character dies and suddenly finds himself directly in front of a smuggler, between Life and Death. They will show him his good and bad memories so he can choose his death and be at peace. The film also shows inspiration from Japanese film After Life, directed by Hirokazu Kore-eda describing the same concepts as SolArid (life after death, visiting the lost memories, the end of life and the beginning of a new era ).
- * Around Christmas 2006, developers of Sony Online Entertainment to the events of Frostfell 2006 (Addendum temporary world of gaming multiplayer persistent Everquest2 for Christmas time or in this imaginary world Frostfell) incorporate a scenario that shows the outline of the story in which each player becomes the time of an instance a local equivalent of Ebenezer Scrooge.
- * In an episode of the television series Quantum Leap, Sam Beckett is opposed to the whims of a formidable businessman he compares to Scrooge. The hologram Calavicci Al decides to show him to play the role of the three ghosts and make him change.
- * In the television series The West Wing, the spokesman of President Jed Bartlet, CJ Cregg, compares to Ebenezer Scrooge, as it lacked the gift distribution.
- * In the series Futurama, in the first episode is happening at Christmas, a child robot (with a crutch, as the real one) named Tiny Tim appeared.
- * In 2008 the French shortcom Noob, episode 10 of season 1 called "The Nightmare Before Christmas Dark Avenger" (referring to The Nightmare Before Christmas Jack). You see players in Santa Claus or the little match girl to girl, but more importantly, the Player Killer Dark Avenger meets three NPCs who are the spirits and the following in a quête.Avec spirit of Christmas past, when he sees , junior, he suffered the mockery of experienced, with that of this, the terror it inspires others to kill power to avenge the wrong that has been fait.L spirit shows him the future that will cause death-in-a true force joueur.A happen nerves on him, the player fell backwards and broke the cou.Mais, contrary to usual experience does not change Dark Avenger who begins to kill other avatars from December 26.
- * The same year the TV movie Barbie and the Magic of Christmas (Barbie In A Christmas Carol VO) resumes the story, transforming the miserly old man in a young woman selfish. All the main characters are feminized: the ghost of the partner becomes that of the late aunt of the heroine, an employee of Scrooge here is his costume, the three spirits are three women, Tiny Tim is a sick girl renamed Tammy . But the basic message remains indented.
- * In 2009, the film Ghosts of Girlfriends Past with Matthew McConaughey and Jennifer Garner is inspired by this story.
- * The same year, Catherine Tate made an adjustment in the form of a skit Nan's Christmas Carol where she performed Joannie 'Nan' Taylor (character from his own show The Catherine Tate Show) replacing Scrooge. We see Ben Miller also appear in the role of the ghost of the past, David Tennant in the present and Roger Lloyd Pack in the future. Other regular characters from the show also introduced her.
- * Also in 2009, a new film adaptation of A Christmas Carol directed by Robert Zemeckis is for Disney with Jim Carrey as Scrooge. Two clips from the film were shown at Cannes Monday, May 18
- * This book was also taken by the film Bah humduck: a looney tunes christmas starring Daffy Duck
December 8, 2011
Ray Charles whistler freak
Silbando la Purísima a lo Ray Charles
¡Esto si que define bien el sentimiento de La Purísima! Cuando Don Mattingly, reconocido jugador de béisbol americano, deleitó a todo el público de un talk show estatal con esta versión silbada de la canción “Georgia On My Mind” de Ray Charles. Sufriéndolo de verdad, poniendo toda su pasión en ello, como si estuviese cantándolo con su bigote de hombre de bien, y dejando a los niños (¡no perderse la cara de los niños!) boquiabiertos de verdad. ^–*_esto supera a la propia guasa! 
Algunos frames imperdibles del vídeo:
Mp3 original; 
Ray Charles – Georgia On My Mind.mp3
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December 2, 2011
(MP3) Listen to the Story Behind Japanese Modern Jazz Opera (Momotaro)
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READ THE STORY BEHIND THE WORLD'S MOST OBSCURE JAPANESE ODE TO AMERICAN BOP!
traditional Japanese peasants performing some sort of story to
the accompaniment of American jazz standards. Which they sing.
With Japanese lyrics. At first glance its just funny.The standard view of Japanese popular culture, at least here in
the United States, is that it's wacky, chaotic and impossible to
fathom. That's the first reaction you might get from a video
doing the rounds online. It features actors dressed up as
traditional Japanese peasants performing some sort of story to
the accompaniment of American jazz standards. Which they sing.
With Japanese lyrics.
-----------------------------------------------------------------At first glance it's just funny. But The World's Alex Gallafent
digs a little deeper.
-----------------------------------------------------------------So a colleague sent me a link to a video. It had been forwarded
to him by another friend: you know how it goes.The video is titled: Japanese Jazz Opera
----------------------------------------And here's how it begins
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Yep, that's 'Now's The Time', by Charlie Parker ( http://www.cmgww.com/music/parker/ ). Only in the video it's sung
by an old peasant couple, with Japanese lyrics.
-----------------------------------------------------------------The setting is a kind of studio version of an olden-days Japanese
village. They seem to be actors in some kind of elaborate comedy
skit.
-----------------------------------------------------------------But before you have a chance to consider what might be going on,
they move on to Miles Davis ( http://www.milesdavis.com/ ).
Superficially the video, which runs to about ten minutes, is just
spectacularly odd.
-----------------------------------------------------------------But still,
----------what IS it?
-----------I turned for help to Roland Kelts. He's the author of Japan
America - and splits his time between Tokyo and the US. It didn't
take Kelts long to recognize the actor playing the part of the
old peasant woman - a middle-aged man in sunglasses.
-----------------------------------------------------------------KELTS: "In Japan, this guy Tamori, the comedian behind this
video, this show, is everywhere, he's ubiquitous."
-----------------------------------------------------------------OK, progress: so we know it's a skit starring one of Japan's
biggest celebrities.KELTS: "If you can imagine someone… posters… beer… that you see
on TV every night in Japan."And this video clip, Kelts says, comes from Tamori's nightly
variety show, an edition from March 1986.
It was called 'What a Great Night'.
Kelts recognizes the subject of the skit too.Turns out it's a take on Momotaro, or the Peach Boy - one of the
all-time classic Japanese fairy tales.KELTS:"It follows the narrative very closely, it hews quite close to
the narrative, but everything is done tongue-in-cheek."The first part of the story goes like this. There's a poor old
couple. They can't have kids. One day, a giant peach floats down
the river to their village. The old couple take the peach home
and try to eat it. But when they cut it open, they find a boy
inside.In Tamori's version, this is where they sing Thelonius Monk's
Misterioso.So now we've got a Japanese TV variety show from the 1980s doing
a tongue-in-cheek version of a classic fairy tale.But why the jazz?It starts to make a bit more sense, says Roland Kelts, when you
know that Tamori - the comedian - was born in August 1945.That makes him the archetypal post-war boomer.Kelts: "That generation grew up idolizing America pop culture.
They read American novels, they listened to America jazz, they
watched Am TV. So knowing those specific numbers and who created
them, who composed them would be a point of pride."And Kelts thinks that back in the 80s, that self-aware
sophistication - knowing relatively obscure jazz tunes like this
one, Bill Evans' Waltz for Debby - fit into a broader sense of
Japan's place in the world.Tamori's TV show took full advantage.Kelts:"That was a time when Japan's economy was expanding… show that
was perceived to be how far Japan had come… can poke fun…. at
ourselves… best known fairytale in Japan."In Japan, but not here in the States. Here's how it ends. The
peach boy grows up. And, along with some animal friends, he
travels across the ocean - um, to the Herbie Hancock tune, Maiden
Voyage.The peach boy arrives at the island of the ogres - they've been
stealing from the villagers. In Tamori's skit, the chief ogre is
painted red from head to toe, wears glasses and sings the bebop
tune Donna Lee. In the end, the peach boy defeats the ogres and
returns home with a load of treasure. In Japan it's about as
well-known a story as you can get.But Roland Kelts says that for younger Japanese today, the only
thing they'd understand would be the story.Today their focus is domestic not international - in music and in
other things."It's a symbol or a sign of how pessimistic younger Japanese
feel. Tamori's generation, they were looking to a Japan that
continued to grow and the growth seemed endless. Your real estate
holding would grow in value, forever. Some people said back then
we'd all work for a Japanese company. It seems absurd now."So did the video when I first watched it. But it turns out to be
much more than anonymous Japanese TV comedians singing jazz tunes
in peasant costumes.
It's really a historical document of a Japanese attitude - one
that's slipping away.And maybe the United States can relate to that feeling… a feeling
that something's been lost: that carefree sense of being on top
of the world.--For The World, I'm Alex Gallafent.
-----------------------------------------------Thanks to doc ( http://people-vs-drchilledair.blogspot.com/ )
-------------------------------------------------------------listen or download MP3
----------------------HERE ( http://media.theworld.org/audio/02172010.mp3 )
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October 23, 2011
Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!
Amazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!
AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS Thisis a compilation tape that feels radical. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape.
1. 'wipe yourself' song2. one-baby-armed man subduing bad guy3. 'this is crack and this is what you smoke it in'4. psychedelic cartoon 5. ventriloquist shrunken-head kids laughing 6. 'female walk' dance 7. ghostbuster cereal 8 'scared straight' kids school prison fieldtrip hell 9. japanese voodoo punch bag octopus 10.'bitch killer' with gun gets arm chopped off and scalped (john carpenter music) 11. my dad's stereo air guitar 12. 'rowdy roddy piper' eats telephone book 13. chainsaw vivisection orchestrator 14. Japanese gameshow conts. hit masked man over head with giant fans 15. McGyver MacGyver 'that guy from tv who can get out of any jam with common products and time travels' watches gladiator fight with star wars' jabba-looking monster 16. Anne-Margret Tommy-style spaghetti dump over head 17. Phillipino gets leg bitten off by albino corocodile 18. Hitler-looking Geek Record Company Employee trashes cubicle full of Gold Records to Motorhead's 'Ace of Spades' 19. That acotor who looks like a Kennedy and Tommy Lee Jones engaged in shotgun mayhem 20. McDonald's looking Stuffed Character and Bumblebee sing song about eating healthy with lots of protein in front of replica of Eiffel Tower 21. Actress from that Paul Reiser sitcom Helen ? gets talked into nasal exploration makeout session 22. Linda Blair Exorcist-style defenestration into schoolyard and broken glass cutting acting-out 23. Weng Weng looking Indian midget smokes joint 24. More Pour-over fetish lady (chocolate sauce) 25. Michael Moore-looking guy shoots body armor-protected guy with high-powered rifle 26. 'Nobody Turns down drugs' kids morph into animated Scooby Doo-looking characters in pursuit of kid who turned down drugs. 27. More Japanese Fan head assault, this time over person dressed in Baseball outfit 28. Pimp-Ho Dialogue 29. Bollywood 'Disco Dancer' 30. Puppet Laughing social mirroring with smoking alligator. 31. pointblank self-inflicted gunshot into armor-protected chest 32. The Drug Abuse Test 33. Legless man takes on Legged man in poolside Karate duel 34. Machine Gun Soldier against Robot 35. Bigfoot VS cougar-Bigfoot Wins 36. 9:06 (you'll just have to see for yourself--I'll say it involves head). 37. 'I succeeded finally in removing your head' 38. More Drug Abuse Test High School Senior Marijuana Faq 39. Osmonds Guitar Solo in Elvis Jumpsuit/spacesuit CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.com crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?I finally got permission to upload this! I normally don't ask. But it was so good. I wanted to do the right thing. THIS IS IT. THIS IS WEIRD-O 101. DISCLAIMER: I HATE ANYTHING THAT SAYS IT'S 'WEIRD', 'FUNNY', OR 'BEST', SO MUCH SO THAT I rarely even watch it. But there are those few things, hopefully some of mine included, which can and should be allowed, to display the title. This is one of those things. It is the Best-of Video which states its quality in the title 'THAT CAN'! I CAN ONLY NAME ABOUT THREE SOURCES. SEE HOW YOU DO? (THIS IS THE 10-MINUTE VIDEO COMPILATION (MOTHER-OF) WHICH I MEANT TO UPLOAD INSTEAD OF THE ONE WHICH I DID MIS-UPLOAD WHICH GOT ME INTO SO MUCH TROUBLE. Remember? Good. But all I'll say, is that there are no Downs Syndrome Girls in this one combating the red army... And for those of you who actually found that video, and actually liked it, you both have Newfoundland respect with me.HOW TO ENJOY CERTAIN EMOTIONAL SENSATIONS ON DVD TAPES THAT WE HAVEBRAND NEW!CDTcrew PRESENTS BEASTIE BOYS WILD STYL'D REMIX LP!!
We certainly enjoy the music and physical emotional sensation of the Beastie Boys during late night party atmosphere situations. You might as well! DOWNLOAD THE FULL MIXTAPE FOR FREE:EITHER HERE:OR HERE:OR SIMPLY PREVIEW and/or download THE RADICAL SITUATIONS HERE:http://www.datpiff.com/CDTcrew_BEASTIE_BOYS_Cdtcrew_Presents_Beastie_Boy.m57262.htmlAmazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me! http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=104889069540445 BIZARRE WEIRDNESS ON DVD FORMAT We are completely dedicated to the art of finding that one movie you have always wanted to see--you know--with that one guy who was in that other movie from 1982 who turned into a giant booger because of a mad scientist's serum. ASK US. We have a HUUUUGE archive of video nasties!!! Contact Information Email : crazydavetape@yahoo.com Phone : NO Address : PERHAPS COBRA OH 44121 USA We are the Crazy Dave Tape Crew, born and raised here in Chuck Norris, Ohio. In 1987, we formed Operation Cobra, a small organization that rescues and councils stray Cobras. For that we have been given the "Serious Achievement" award from the American Ninja Fan Club. In 1992, we took up reading windsurfing magazines and acquired lots of back issues. In 1997, after a serious job at Blockbuster, we quit and decided that it would be better to start taking illegal substances back at our parent's house. Just when things were looking up, a delivery truck crashed into Burger King, and we couldn't get our double decker cheeseburgers anymore! After watching Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol over 150 times, we knew it was time to stop getting prostitutes. As a result, we decided to make the Crazy Dave Tape. Then we listened to Deicide and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part II. In 2001 we briefly moved to JOHN RAMBO, Ohio....but it didn't work out because nobody carried Score Magazine there. So we moved back to CHUCK NORRIS, Ohio and are now working on the Crazy Dave Tape Part III. On a side note, we fully support the right to destroy your neighbor's personal belongings when you're mad, frustrated, sad or bored. You always regret breaking your own stuff...and the neighbor's stuff is right there, all out in the open. Plus, if you break in to your neighbor's house--they usually have good chips to eat, and that helps the voices go away. http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetape CREDITS: Amazing Video Weirdness Full uncut tape available at http://www.crazydavetape.c om crazydavetape@yahoo.com CDT CREW 40. MAN SCREAMS, 'YOU SHUT UP'! FIN! DID I MISS ANY?DVD MATERIALS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE:CRAZY DAVE TAPE 1-Our first attempt at expressing cobra thought patterns in a form that won't physically damage the neighbor's house. It was actually created for our pal Crazy Dave (hence the name) and originally meant to be a joke between friends. He enjoyed it mainly because of certain pornographic situations, and also during this time our friend Arthur Jr. was sold to the Hell's Angels for original plans to an underground city located beneath Mt. Baldy in Chuck Norris Ohio. We think this DVD tape is okay, but prison taught us we could do better… $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 2-By this time we had become more serious about buying pornographies. We were also training for the 13th annual Serious Thoughts Competition, but snack cakes kept distracting us. So we abandoned those plans and made the Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, which helped out with our newest plan at the time-to construct an authentic Indonesian snake pit in the neighbor's yard while he was at work. Three months later we were released from prison and began working on Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. That one scene where the guy who turns into a giant booger is on it, and also the part where the guy gets his arm cut off and it grows back is on there too. And pornographies. $10.00
TOTALLY RADICAL PAUSE TAPE-After we finished Crazy Dave Tape Part 2, we were forced to pay rent because our parents said so. That's bullshit because we do stuff like rake the leaves and help take out the trash every week and that should count as money. But at least the snake pit we made in the neighbor's yard was complete, and we could communicate mentally with cobras and help stray cobras find shelter. Then we watched Beverley Hills Cop on VHS tape about 27 times. The part where Eddie Murphy throws that prick over the table and he gets mashed potatoes on his shirt is fucking awesome. After that we were inspired to make this video-a collection of radical pauses from hot films and pornographies, set to 1980's heavy metal played by Don "The Cobra" Jackson (who used to play guitar in Cobra Squad and also worked with the Commodores in 1989). At least 30 minutes worth of non-stop pauses, plus outtakes from Crazy Dave Tape Part 2. $10.00
CRAZY DAVE TAPE 3-Is what we are working on right now. We are filming materials and have bought so many new pornographies and radical movies that we had to sell the neighbor's car in order to get enough money to finish. We also had an opportunity to buy authentic soccer balls signed by Babe Ruth (we had them authenticated by Jeff from the Burger King by Gribbon Street-he totally watches ESPN and stuff). We're still working as snack cake consultants though, but we don't get paid all the time because cherry cobbler tastes too good. But we should be done with this video in the future.
TO PREVIEW SOME OF OUR VIDEOJUNK, PERHAPS YOU SHOULD GO HERE: http://www.youtube.com/user/CDTcrewOTHER VIDEOS WE HELPED MAKE:AMAZING VIDEO WEIRDNESS-This is a compilation tape that feels radical and has a similar emotional sensation to Crazy Dave materials. It was made with the help of our friends at Freektastic Video, who let us abuse drugs at their parent's house while we were going through stuff. This video contains clips from nearly 100 weird obscure movies and embraces themes like teen drug abuse, Turkish kung-fu, evil disembodied head attacks, avant-garde keyboards, 80's wrestling, ninja battles and even more….we also did a special video remix at the end of the DVD video tape. $10.00
PARTY TAPE-We like to party, and we need tapes to party with as we abuse drugs and alcohol. So again we partied with Freektastic Video peoples and came up with this Crazy Dave brewed inspirational party motivational force factor in life. Around thirty minutes of rapid fire clips from radical movies, involving themes of drug abuse, violence, 80's funk, parties, tapes, and possibly some guys getting kicked in the balls (we can't remember for sure). After that we made special 10 minute edits of two of our favorite movies-Bachelor Party and Commando, inserting big tits along the way. We cut out any gay plot and left all the action and excitement. And tits. "Remember Sully when I promised to kill you last?" "That's right Matrix, you did!" " I lied…" $10.00
LET'S GET TURKISH-Again we partied with Freektastic Video crew and came up with a radical idea-what if we took all the coolest parts from Turkish exploitation movies and strung them together Crazy Dave style? To our parent's displeasure, we agreed to make this video and began drinking solar rays obtained at the health food store (Grain Supply) so we could make things better. This video features only the best moments from every Turkish remake we own-that would be the Turkish Rocky, Rambo, First Blood, Exorcist, ET, Dirty Harry, Death Wish II, Superman, Wizard of Oz, and Star Wars! Also we included several styleic Turkish-born films (Death Warrior, Son Savasci and more) in the mix. The result is a Crazy Dave-type mix of Turkish insanity (with some tits along the way). $10.00
RADICAL POWERS---
This time we channeled emotions from life energy to make another 30 minute mixtape featuring the usual quick cut-up style that we employ during massive drug taking movement situations! Plus some Japanese pornographies and ball kicking, and then an exclusive video from one of the best hard rock bands of all time, Cobra Strike Force. $10.00PRICING:$10.00 EACH, SHIPPED WITH ARTWORK AND COVER!RADICAL DEAL-ANY THREE VIDEOS FOR $25.00 EVEN! SHIPPING INCLUDED!WE ACCEPT PAYPAL AT THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS: crazydavetape@yahoo.comAND WE ALSO CAN ACCEPT MONEY ORDERS AS WELL AS WELL CONCEALED CASH MONEYIF PAYING BY MONEY ORDER OR SENDING CASH, CONTACT US FIRST-EITHER AT crazydavetape@yahoo.comOR THROUGH OUR INTENSELY RADICAL AND EMOTIONALLY SENSUAL MYSPACE PAGE, WHICH IS http://www.myspace.com/crazydavetapeAmazing Video Weirdness - 40 Clips 10 Minutes - You'll Thank Me!Contact Information Email : crazydavetape@yahoo.com Phone : NO Address : PERHAPS COBRA OH 44121 USA http://www.myspace.com/cra zydavetape
Erica BoyerLynn RayMisty ReganJessica WyldeMary McCalisterDiane RochelleCandiGina ValentinoChastity ChaseShone TaylorRochelle DeanSteve DrakeChuck MartinFrancois PapillonGreg RomeJohn StaglianoKaren Summer
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Feel the Beat! You'll learn that here is more to dancing than just moving your feet in this sex filled feature. We are introduced to a world of horny hard bodies who would rather copulate than dance. Sensuous "Chic" centerfold, Ginger Lynn shows us the ins and outs of doing what feels good and she doesn't miss a beat. The movements this delectable honey makes are enough to make anyone's mouth water! Porn superstars Misty Regan and Lynn Raye have a surprise for the ladies - it seems they have a date with a handsome male stripper (John Stagliano). This virile young hunk gets more than he bargains for as these two delectable vixens give it to him every way imaginable. If that's not enough, wait 'til you see what these other nymphs have waiting for you. Pulse pounding sex and deep pleasure abounds in this sensual expose. Each hot throbbing moment is filled with scene after scene of passionate male-female, female-female and solo sex. Every facet of "sex dancing" is covered. So get hot with "Dance Fever!
Feel the Beat! You'll learn that here is more to dancing than just moving your feet in this sex filled feature. We are introduced to a world of horny hard bodies who would rather copulate than dance. Sensuous "Chic" centerfold, Ginger Lynn shows us the ins and outs of doing what feels good and she doesn't miss a beat. The movements this delectable honey makes are enough to make anyone's mouth water! Porn superstars Misty Regan and Lynn Raye have a surprise for the ladies - it seems they have a date with a handsome male stripper (John Stagliano). This virile young hunk gets more than he bargains for as these two delectable vixens give it to him every way imaginable. If that's not enough, wait 'til you see what these other nymphs have waiting for you. Pulse pounding sex and deep pleasure abounds in this sensual expose. Each hot throbbing moment is filled with scene after scene of passionate male-female, female-female and solo sex. Every facet of "sex dancing" is covered. So get hot with "Dance Fever!
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