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April 3, 2010

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Liu Ronghui ╱】 【Tainan three countries reported suspected round of violence last year, a male junior high school girls and female students Tolerance does not say anything, three male students are not expected to show off everywhere Zhang Yang, female students reported that family members. Police will subpoena the three boys and three also do not know the seriousness, still talking and laughing, so that police officers shook his head and gasped: "It is ignorance!" Prejudice yesterday by means of a letter of three independent fiduciary duty to the juvenile court.

2 men argued unsuccessfully

Police said three men suspected of rape in the ABC students, is the same junior high students killed by the female students to study another country, the two sides throughNetworkUnderstanding, often chatting with each other, also with travel. One night in November last year between, A Health motorbike girls shopping, playing at home the way students pass B, then BC two on the second floor room playing video games, A will Tangchuang Shang, female students sit bedside watch BC play game.
Bored female students at this time, they continue to scratch by hand the body of A, both parties are scurrying under the physical touch, A students actually anti-female student body will be pressure on the bed, hands off their underwear, girls Tuiju, BC seeing two that female students jump into bed to help suppress the hands and feet, so that A Health and sexual assault of female students to succeed.
A motorcycle ride after students leave, BC two followed suit, although the female students feel that pain, several open the two, but both still rape succeed. A health to return soon, see the girls crying, asking also raped her I discovered BC. Female students fear their families after the verbal abuse, has not said that three men did not expect it everywhere publicity, the news got spread to the ears of female students older brother, indeed, upon inquiry found that his sister was humiliated by the family members reported to police.
Police summoned three boys, only the A students admitted the crime, BC two argued because it was not sexual assault to resist successfully; but the female students attest, and the C students, and the woman after the family reached a settlement with 180 thousand yuan, the police still independent fiduciary duty by prejudice of the juvenile court by letter of the three boys.

Youth sex education inadequate

Sex Education Association of the Republic of China Huang Ruiru lecturer, said young people's curiosity about sex, children should be taught to know to protect themselves and to seek other channels through the vent, such as exercise or masturbation, but must not hurt others. "Sex education is not enough, the lawCommon senseIs also inadequate, but also to reinforce! "Da-Yeh University Institute for Professional Development, Professor Dick said that prejudice is an indictable offense of sexual autonomy, is not reconciliation, all right, parents should pay more attention to child behavior, so as not to conflict with the law sorry life.

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A junior high school girl was taken to know the students home country to play in the boys together in bed watching two students playing video games; girls silly boys scratching itch, did not expect the other party taking advantage of the pressure in the bed of her sexual assault, two students and then also turns rape girls.

Adolescence Notes

◎ avoid dating or travel alone, so as to avoid a dangerous situation
◎ avoid physically touching each other there, in order to avoid misunderstanding each other
◎ appointment to meet the best partner to invite
◎ choose safe dating in public places
◎ no stranger to office appointments or enclosed space
◎ Note that the other party with or without abnormal behavior,
◎ other words if violated, as soon as possible take the opportunity to leave
Source: "Apple" Reference Room

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A recent topic for discussion on Fox News' "The Big Story with John Gibson" was the suspension of radio "personalities" Opie & Anthony for a guest's expressed desire to rape Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and First Lady Laura Bush. Gibson's panel included comedian Patrice Oneal, who suggested that no topic is off-limits so long as you can be humorous about it. We're pretty sure this was the first time anyone used the phrase "donkey punch" on Fox News. Before last night's Jerry Falwell remembrance, of course.

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A recent topic for discussion on Fox News' "The Big Story with John Gibson" was the suspension of radio "personalities" Opie & Anthony for a guest's expressed desire to rape Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice and First Lady Laura Bush. Gibson's panel included comedian Patrice Oneal, who suggested that no topic is off-limits so long as you can be humorous about it. We're pretty sure this was the first time anyone used the phrase "donkey punch" on Fox News. Before last night's Jerry Falwell remembrance, of course.

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Donkey punch - (hey, i'm in my forties - there's always something new to learn) Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

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Donkey punch

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits)); the alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner's anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner;[2] however, as stated below, there is no medical evidence that it works, or for that matter any reason that it would. When used, the donkey punch is almost exclusively executed during or just before the orgasm of the penetrating partner.[3]

There is some controversy concerning whether the initial sexual act is restricted to anal sex prior to the donkey punch, or whether muscular contraction after the blow to the back of the head or neck during vaginal sex can also qualify as a donkey punch. It has even been proposed that a possible use of the donkey punch is to create a situation in which there can be a "surprise anal penetration" tantamount to sexual assault or rape.[4]

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Medical and legal risks

Sex advice columnist Dan Savage discussed the donkey punch in his October 25, 2006 "Savage Love" column. He wrote, "attempting a Donkey Punch can lead to ... unpleasant outcomes," including "injury, death, or incarceration;" he also pointed out that it "doesn't even work." He quoted Dr. Jeffrey Bahr, a faculty member at the Medical College of Wisconsin,

To the best of my knowledge, there is no definitive reflex in the human neurophysiology that induces involuntary tightening of the anal sphincter after receiving blunt-force trauma to the occiput, or back of the head.... Trauma to any part of the skull can have serious ramifications. Pain, intracranial hemorrhage, memory loss, neck injury, and possibly some related sensory deficits in the arms and legs. A strong enough blow to the back of an unsuspecting person's head could result in a vertebral fracture which, I hope most people know, could cause paralysis or even death.

In pornography

Gia Paloma was the first known recipient of a donkey punch in a pornographic film. Alex Sanders punched her in the back of the head in Guttermouths 30, released in 2004 by JM Productions. The sex act was previously thought to be an urban legend.[5]

In 2005 JM Productions released the film Donkey Punch. Actress Alex Devine reportedly posted on ExtremeGirlForum.com that "Donkey Punch was the most brutal, depressing, scary scene that I have ever done." Although she initially agreed to be hit on the head during the scene, she claimed to have misunderstood exactly how physical the scene would be. [6]

In media

  • Donkey Punch. A mainstream non-pornographic film released in 2008, where the titular manoeuvre provides a key moment in the film.[7].

Non-sexual usage

Donkey punch was also one of several slang names for trades conducted by Enron.

In the scandal over Enron's manipulation of the electricity market in California; fraudulent schemes designed by Enron traders were given "colorful names" including "Donkey Punch".[8] U.S. Senator Maria Cantwell, in a 2004 press release about the Enron hearings, identified the Donkey Punch as "a crude pornographic term", one of many "lewd acts" that Enron employees used to describe their schemes. Cantwell asked the Federal Energy Regulatory Commission to take down the e-mails that were on its website due to the content.[9]

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"donkey punch" citation from Double-Tongued Dictionary

Catchword for “donkey punch”
Catchword: donkey punch
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Part of speechn.
Quotation: The Donkey Punch is sometimes employed during gay sex acts. When going at it for a while the bottom of the “bottom” can get too relaxed, so the “top” can lose enjoyment. To orgasm, the man on top punches his partner really hard in the kidneys…so that he involuntarily clenches with the shock and pain…and the guy on top gets his rocks off.
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Date of publication:
Apr. 6, 2005
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Oddee.com: Top 10 Deadly Attacks From Exotic Pets



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From a deadly black widow to a killer black bear, meet ten killer pets that should have stayed in the wild.

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April 1, 2010

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Good day, dear videozriteli. In these last days are March Russian winter is almost certain to end with. We feel downright offensive this warm spring! You probably feel it too, looking at this collection, because it discern features a completely new era. Era in which women did not play well with the dishes, riding the machines, is a Ukrainian man's name and stealing songs, children to parents puts a pig, the women stared at men, and some of them did learn to be invisible!

Clips of the week:

1. There are women in American villages - bodybuilding, decorated with abundant tattoo. One such beauty is just what you will roll into a tube pan (we're not kidding!) And do it not zasunet. What can you do - the American!
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2. uncomplicated children look at it, what are the money will allow adults and better understand the world of these clanked glands. Cartoon!
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3. Well, this only we could occur. Beauty in Russian - a white horse in a white Volga. The situation is terrible kind!
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4. And this song, which is not to be. Ukrainian competitor to Peter's presence on "Eurovision-2010" you sing, and you are able to determine whether she lapped up the music from the gothic film "The Crow: City of Angels".
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5. Unequivocal sensation of the week. Thermooptical camouflage already exists! See how it works and think, in what situations it is useful to you.
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6. And here you take a look at the angelic face of a little girl and horrified her wanton cruelty. Darom, which is advertising. ))
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7. And finally - this spring theme, stirring the heart. This is probably the most innocuous and even enjoyable rally, which we've seen. Do not miss out!
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Thank you for your attention and views!

Sincerely, Team RuTube

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March 30, 2010

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London’s burning!

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Jackson Family Profits Off ' Death !!!!
Pays $ 200,000 for .
Jackson Jackson Yesterday afternoon,correspondent Chris Connelly sat down with .
Jackson's father Joe .
Jackson's first one - - one interview since his son's death . small portion was used "Nightline " last night,more of it today "Good Morning America "and insiders tell us the interview may be used in an hour - long "Family Secrets "special Tuesday night .
But it didn ' come free . has learned paid upwards of $ 200,000 for rights to video featuring Joe and Katherine .
Jackson - and with it,the interview with Joe .
Jackson . source close to the situation tells us the video was shot more than year ago,"for some kind of reality show project ."licensed that footage the production company and then approached Joe .
Jackson about getting current interview "to address everything that ' happened in the last couple of weeks ,"says the source .
Connelly's interview lasted about 45 minutes .
Only few minutes has already aired,which means will stretch the access into next week,perhaps culminating with the Tuesday night special .
This past Tuesday ' "Family Secrets "about .
Jackson's children was the # show of the night .
And while critics will lambaste for what amounts to paying for an interview,an insider tells us the network made off easy,considering the comparable cost of some hour - long productions .
"This was good deal for ,"says the source .
When Joe .
Jackson sat down with to discuss the family and ' death,he was getting paid $ 200,000 !!!!!!
Though technically didn ' tpay for the interview itself,they did fork over the $ 200k as "licensing fee "for rights that Joe .
Jackson had to year - old video featuring Joe and Katherine .
Jackson in reality show project .
Yuck !
Portions of the 45 minute interview have been featured Good Morning America,Nightline and an hour long Family Secrets special .
Celebrity gossip juicy celebrity rumors Hollywood gossip Joe .
Jackson speaks with the media in front of the .
Jackson compound in this June 29,2009 file in Encino,California .
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Jackson compound in Encino,Calif ., June 29,2009 . ( / ) More How .
Jackson's Mom Can Secure Custody Joe .
Jackson,who remains married to Katherine .
Jackson though they are believed to be separated,was left out of their son's will,which designated Katherine .
Jackson as legal guardian of first choice .
Whether Katherine .
Jackson will get to raise the kids may begin to be determined at hearing Monday .
However,one family law expert said .
Jackson's will is not the last word who eventually will get custody .
"Legally,its not binding pronouncement by .
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Kretzmer,family law attorney .
"You cannot [ act ] like you could with piece of property or car,or boat,or piece of jewelry .
You can ' give your kids away .
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In part,that ' because kids are wholly different in nature .
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You have always got to look out for the best interest of the children when you ' re in the court ."
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Fatal Trap in Hawaii: the chronic Nanarland

1987, Honolulu, who blazes his twilight, his rippling sea, its beach sabloie. A series of shots of the paradise islands of Hawaii to scroll the screen. Acclimatization decor lasts twenty seconds when suddenly, bam! plan nipple, Pif! disguised advertising for the film " Malibu Express "And poof! a gunfight at the con! He barely held five minutes of film and all the elements are already in place. The tropical scenery, the ass, the big guns: welcome home Andy SidarisThe king of action movie consumptive honolulesque!


The pre-credits sequence of "Fatal Trap in Hawaii" alone contains the characteristic features of the Andy Sidaris Film:
1 - Hawaii; 2 -- bimbos topless; 3 - From the product-placement (see " Malibu Express ") 4 - Action.

He died recently (early March 2007, which made this column a kind of homage) Andy Sidaris was a deserter from the U.S. television became the manager of a family business of film production (his wife is a producer, his son is attending his cousins were extras, Mr Gaston does the dresser ...), located on the side of the Archipelago Hawaii, where his name evokes Malibu Bay Film. From 1985 to 1998, clan Sidari has signed a dozen bands that developers think they have managed to flog the whole world through video and cable channels. Films compounds according to the recipe's unchanging Direct to video 80s: the action and pretty girls in sets of dreams. Nothing really new in short (Fred Olen Ray and many others use the same vein), except that the grub of Andy Sidaris is unique in that all ingredients are made in overdose. No question of complacency in the 50% equity / 50% sexy usually touted by the VHS covers. Andy, you see, everything is 100%! 100% action and 100% ass! It is also sometimes 100% idiot and 5 / 5 mark in nanardise, but we shall return ... To achieve this, the idea is simple: Just replace the usual Rambos, vigilantes, cops or soldiers by pine squalid, never-ups, flanked by thugs (they pushcart) recruited from the Chippendales and who were previously grafted a cock in the skull. The police side of the plot did not win honestly in reality but at least it multiplies there opportunities to plan and sequence tit-fucking!


The FBI in Hawaii, according Andy Sidaris.


The friends of our heroines. Will there ever sillier than these two clown?

Over time, Sidari will win a piece of loyal fans among fans of such Series B Girls with Guns (which combines pell mell works Cirio H. Santiago, Ted V. Mikels and some Asian fetish) and a solid reputation among fans of Z-series of nanars and other lovers of film unidentified objects, as it is true that as "cults" are the man and his approach, we must recognize the low overall quality of these films to hazardous breakdowns, scenarios and dialogues deficient, which in most cases, postcards take the place of transition and music directing. Andy has he ever had, moreover, any artistic ambition? Everything here is some reason to explosions and the exhibition of playmates saucy among two replicas to the punch. And my faith, can be satisfied.


Allez hop! Well ... This plan bichon free and without the chronic use is offered by Nanarland.

In this regard, the cast of "Fatal Trap in Hawaii" which runs in a splendid generic taped on wooden boxes (?!) Is fully representative of the author's intentions. The parity is not respected and the imbalance, for once, is largely in favor of girls. Actresses little known but all have them at least two things in common: that of having each during their career to win a place or another award of Miss Wet T-shirt and that have previously lent their support to wildlife documentaries produced by Playboy Channel. This gives an idea of the skill level required for Working at Sidari and, incidentally, it also provides a partial explanation for play catastrophic interpreters.


The film's credits, in the middle of a scene warehouse any pasted on the containers and forklifts labeled "Honolulu" mega class.

The two heroines "Dona" and "Karine" are interpreted by Playmates Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton (Paris Hilton was already taken and Ginette Sofitel, not posh enough!) That has trouble distinguishing one the other at the start - it's Bimbo Bimbo and the story! - But it ends right there even with a little concentration. I give you something to identify them: Hope Marie is the one all the time naked and that sort of nonsense and that Donna is one that has big breasts and playing poorly.


Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton (and vice versa).

But beware, eh! Do not be misled into thinking either that Sidari employs only second-class actors. Because in "Deathtrap in Hawaii, there are stars and I would say even less: the guest stars! As such, and it is hardly credible in a modest production, the famous arch Kwan Hi Lim in the role of Henry. Well, okay, I do not know who it is, but I can assure you that it's a guest star because it's written in words on a wooden pallet in the credits.
But there is also - and then there let me tell you it sends large - nothing less than great, nay, the overwhelming ... Peter Bromilow. Shit! Peter Bromilow! It's still not the Fiott!
- Oh, who is?
- Uh ... well, it's Peter Bromilow, whatever. The guy who played uh ... (p'tain, imdb, Viiite!) ... Who played the role of Andrew in the pilot episode of "Eight Is Enough" and the judge's role in "Break Street 84 '.
- Ah ouiii Peter Bromilooooow!
- And yeah! Peter Bromilow!

Peter Bromilow, therefore, who plays here, in two small scenes unnecessary, the head of the chief villains, a Chinese called "Chung" (just like all Chinese, the rest). A role of composition always difficult to address is when a white man born in the suburbs of London but, having said that, he does it well: he squints like that - Gni! Gni! Gni! - We believe it!


Peter Bromilow is Chung.

But one question and one question while you are sitting, Andy Sidaris turns and the plot progresses. Imagine that while I presented the actors, our two fliquette Hawaii have filled in an imbroglio failed: a history-tourist reptilian background of diamond smuggling and string twine. Awful, awful, awful!

Our two FBI agents loose in Hawaii must convey air and in the same movement:
1) A tourist couple on their honeymoon to a deserted island
2) A venomous snake up his vivarium.
But not just any tourists and not just any snake, no, who participated in the photo charm with Polaroid (is there a quota to meet erotic scenes!) And a snake that is I quote, "for the Department of Health and has been contaminated with deadly toxins have been extracted in lab rats infected. So venomous, the beast that "according to the calculations of the ministry, he would poison himself with his own toxins within 36 hours. Gasp!


A specimen Serpens nanarus contaminus. A creature in the classification of animals hunters Nanard man is placed in second place of danger, just behind Mike Danton.


Tourists. "Yes, go my dear! Move your body! But ... but ... Aaaargh!"

And all this being charged by the FBI to remotely control, with the support of both bellâtres, against a dangerous gang of smugglers headed by diam's some Romero, a "empaffé" (as we are reminded several times in the film), lookalike ofArnold Schwarzenegger in his spare time, assisted by three constables, a mustache, a fat and a top class villain to mirror glasses. The routine, whatever.


The villains. Warning! The top left is a empaffé.

At first all goes well, the snake is in his body (and there is more foam!), The lovers is nice (they are fiddling with the air of nothing ...) and the aircraft file through moult green landscape background of funky 80's music. Everything is going so well that it would be all a bit boring: 10 minutes of flight over Hawaii, no plan bichon, hey ho! How it goes, eh, Sidari!


But fortunately, Donna Speir is worth it ...

And then, suddenly, everything starts with lollipop. The weather sets in, the masks fall, fly bra.
On the island where they deposited the tourists, our heroines find a miniature helicopter containing packages of dubious origin and illico were assaulted by thugs they rid themselves through their extensive knowledge of kung-fu erotic (which is to how to beat anyone in clothes too tight and super tight).


"Oh, a helicopter scoundrels!" "Here, take this, villain!" "Zwiki! Chtonk" Ouch! " (and if not, did you saw my short grinding there, Andy?)

Faced with this assault impromptu, they have the reaction that is needed: "Let us prepare a bath, thinking that this is the best!" (C'mon!)


Our heroines think: "Oh The package contains the helicopter diamonds" (and if not, can you see my tits well, then, Andy?).

Of the crotch, uh ... Meanwhile, forgiveness, Romero "the empaffé" comes to retrieve his diamonds he gets a shot in the head that does the scratching. By thereupon v'la ty that the snake bar his case to go tuck tourists on their island (two hours flying, crawling, it is reasoned, the bastard!) And to top it all, it is at this precise moment that the writer decides once and for all that no longer give a damn about anything.


"Species of empaffé!" BANG!

What was already a detective story softies then becomes more than a vague excuse to cram in a haphazard action scenes crétinoïdes degumming of henchmen between two planes shameless tits falling steadily as a hair pie the hair (like "contact our hostess bar the Edy's has been kidnapped! Quick, we must prepare a plan to free this poor woman! Uh ... And if we kissed all night?").


An erotic scene unexpectedly, Playboy Centerfold atmosphere of the poor.

The plot we also brilliantly summed up by one of the playmates of the FBI in these words: "the snake escaped and found a way to pierce the mouth of the man most bastard of the archipelago !. That's about all there is to know: on one side of evil who want revenge and a snake killer, on the other, the heroines and their friends in the oily bodies. All this beautiful world will meet and compete during the action scenes of the utmost weakness, provided, of course, through dialogues at the height of the event, mostly bursts of humor fat Tap below the waist and thin replicas of warriors or playboys who are satisfied laugh more often when nothing is supposed to be funny.


One of the most effective gags of the film:
"- What can I serve you?"
"- Uh ... A pair of coffee!"


From action to its top level: bellâtres versus henchman Roller (and a friend latex).

Periodically, the female comes to reveal its charms in the most perfect and free Andy Sidaris, No scruples stifle decidedly took advantage here and there to do a little self-promotion casant in the scenery and dialogue references to his previous films.


Soliciting shamelessly, we are shown at length Poster " Malibu Express "Shame on the pretext that the actor of the film is the cousin of one of bellâtres!


Hey! A close up of the German poster of "Seven" (a film by ... guess who).

So much so that after an hour of this scheme is already in a state of total bewilderment that is gathered by the stage most branque that ever came out of the large brain sick Andy Sidaris: the scene of the killer frisbee which is the cost to the spectacles upscale henchman.


How to return to his advantage the passion of a thug for the Frisbee (View the video clip here).

After that, it only remains for the film to unfold quietly his many other discoveries made Nanard action scenes both corny and grotesque: an attack in a microlight, a torture scene filmed by a female bodybuilder from all angles, some bike-massacre, the bazooka, a villain who never dies, a serpent invites himself in the bathroom and finally because it was clearly decided in high places no cliche nanar not we be spared the Traditional foam model which falls from a building.


The death of Chung, played with conviction by the lining-famous waterfall of Peter Bromilow.

And it was after an anthology of the finest shots of the film (15 boobs centimeter square Pelloohe approximately) one takes leave of Andy Sidaris and his fine team of Zouaves, after having been entitled to some sunsets paradise of good quality. For it is well known, is in Hawaii that everything begins and ends. "Hawaii, gem set on the jewel of the Pacific, the place to be seen but you would not want to die ... Species empaffés!".

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