The Paradoxical Commandments - ANYWAY

The Paradoxical Commandments were written by Kent M. Keith when he was 19, a sophomore at Harvard College. He wrote them as part of a book for student leaders entitled The Silent Revolution: Dynamic Leadership in the Student Council, published by Harvard Student Agencies in 1968. The Paradoxical Commandments subsequently spread all over the world, and have been used by millions of people.

The Discovery

Mother Teresa put the Paradoxical Commandments up on the wall of her children’s home in Calcutta. The fact that the commandments were on her wall was reported in a book compiled by Lucinda Vardey, Mother Teresa: A Simple Path, which was published in 1995. As a result, some people have attributed the Paradoxical Commandments to Mother Teresa.
As Kent explains in his book, Do It Anyway: The Handbook for Finding Personal Meaning and Deep Happiness in a Crazy World:

“I found out about it in September 1997 at my Rotary Club meeting. We usually begin each meeting with a prayer or a thought for the day, and a fellow Rotarian of mine got up and noted that Mother Teresa had died, and said that, in her memory, he wanted to read a poem she had written that was titled “Anyway.” I bowed my head in contemplation, and was astonished to recognize what he read-it was eight of the original ten Paradoxical Commandments.”

“I went up after the meeting and asked him where he got the poem. He said it was in a book about Mother Teresa, but he couldn’t remember the title. So the next night I went to a bookstore and started looking through the shelf of books about the life and works of Mother Teresa. I found it, on the last page before the appendices in Mother Teresa: A Simple Path. The Paradoxical Commandments had been reformatted to look like a poem, and they had been retitled “Anyway.” There was no author listed, but at the bottom of the page, it said: “From a sign on the wall of Shishu Bhavan, the children’s home in Calcutta.”

Mother Teresa thought that the Paradoxical Commandments were important enough to put up on the wall of her children’s home. That really hit me. I wanted to laugh, and cry, and shout-and I was getting chills up and down my spine. Perhaps it hit me hard because I had a lot of respect for Mother Teresa, and perhaps because I knew something about children’s homes. Whatever the reason, it had a huge impact on me. That was when I decided to speak and write about the Paradoxical Commandments again, thirty years after I first wrote them.”

What Was on Mother Teresa’s Wall

What exactly was on Mother Teresa’s wall? According to Lucinda Vardey, in Mother Teresa: A Simple Path (New York: Ballantine Books, 1995), page 185, there was “a sign on the wall of Shishu Bhavan, the children’s home in Calcutta.” This is what the sign said:

ANYWAY

People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered,
LOVE THEM ANYWAY
If you do good, people will accuse you of
selfish, ulterior motives,
DO GOOD ANYWAY
If you are successful,
you win false friends and true enemies,
SUCCEED ANYWAY
The good you do will be forgotten tomorrow,
DO GOOD ANYWAY
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable,
BE HONEST AND FRANK ANYWAY
What you spent years building may be
destroyed overnight,
BUILD ANYWAY
People really need help
but may attack you if you help them,
HELP PEOPLE ANYWAY
Give the world the best you have
And you’ll get kicked in the teeth,
GIVE THE WORLD THE BEST YOU’VE GOT ANYWAY.

This version includes eight of the original ten Paradoxical Commandments. The two that are missing are the sixth (Think big anyway) and the seventh (Fight for a few underdogs anyway). The wording of the other eight commandments is very close to Kent Keith’s original, written in 1968.

In 1999, Rev. Robert Schuller published “Anyway” in his book, Turning Hurts into Halos (Nashville: Thomas Nelson Publishers). He recalled that he was part of the 15-member presidential delegation that represented the United States at Mother Teresa’s funeral. When they visited Mother Teresa’s orphanage, one of the sisters said: “Dr. Schuller, look what Mother Teresa had enlarged, framed, and hung in the front lobby here.” This is what Dr. Schuller was shown:

ANYWAY

People are unreasonable, illogical, self-centered
…love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives
…do good anyway.
If you are successful, you win false friends and true enemies
…be successful anyway.
The good you do today may be forgotten tomorrow
…do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness will make you vulnerable
…be honest and frank anyway.
People love underdogs but follow only top dogs
…follow some underdog anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight
…build anyway.
People really need help but may attack you if you try to help
…help people anyway.
If you give the world the best you have, you may get kicked in the teeth
…but give the world the best you have
…ANYWAY.

This version has nine of the original ten Paradoxical Commandments. Only the sixth commandment is missing (Think big anyway). Again, the wording is close to Kent Keith’s original, written in 1968.
A version of the commandments that has been circulating on the web under Mother Teresa’s name is a version sometimes called “The Final Analysis” because of its last two lines. Here is one example of that version:

People are often unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered;
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives;
Be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true friends; succeed anyway.
If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you;
Be honest and frank anyway.
What you spend years building, someone could destroy overnight;
Build anyway.
If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous;
Be happy anyway.
The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow;
Do good anyway.
Give the world your best anyway.
You see, in the final analysis, it is between you and God;
It was never between you and them anyway.

Here are Kent Keith’s comments on this version:

Of course, this is not the original version, nor the version that was on Mother Teresa’s wall, although it is sometimes attributed to her.
The last two lines in this “final analysis” version trouble me, because they can be read in a way that is inconsistent with the teachings of Jesus, the life of Mother Teresa, and the message of the Paradoxical Commandments themselves. The statement that “it was never between you and them anyway” seems to justify giving up on, or ignoring, or discounting other people.
That is what Jesus told us we should not do. Jesus said that there are two great commandments-to love God, and to love our neighbor as ourselves. So in the final analysis, it is between you and God, but it is also between you and “them.” And when it comes to them, Jesus made it clear that we have to love people and help people anyway. We can’t give up on them or ignore them or write them off. That is the point of the Paradoxical Commandments as well-we find meaning when we love and help people, no matter who they may be, or how difficult they may be. We find meaning by loving and helping them anyway.

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WATCH Dr. Max Jacobson (The Original Dr. Feelgood)

The Original Dr. Feelgood -- "Everybody Went to Max"

 

Martin Kasindorf

Published on Dec 4, 2016

A biographical video documentary giving a balanced look at New York's charismatic, German-born Dr. Max Jacobson (1900-1979), one of my childhood physicians.

Flourishing in the '50s and '60s, he later ran into professional trouble over amphetamines -- "speed" -- he allegedly administered to celebrities including,

President John F. Kennedy, and Jackie Kennedy, Cecil B. De Mille, Alan Jay Lerner, Truman Capote, Tennessee Williams, Anthony Quinn and a host of others.

He played a role at the historic JFK-Khrushchev summit in Vienna in 1961, and has been the controversial subject of 16 books.

Available on DVD through CreateSpace.com, Amazon.com and mkasindorf@gmail.com.

Griff C

Clearly the whole thing got out of control, but I have to say Jacobson was on to something. IF USED CORRECTLY, amphetamines cause an overall performance enhancing effect in the majority of people, and are rather benign. Methamphetamine is neurotoxic in high doses but dextroamphetamine is not. Proper usage of dextroamphetamine (ie, dose, frequency, roa) very often is an excellent, truly helpful and effective medication...not only those with "ADD." PROPER usage. 5-120mg a day depending on several factors. More than 120, even in the most extreme cases, imo is unwarranted. 20-60mg seems to be the average sweet spot for the majority. "Drugs" and human beings have always been connected. Its about using them the correct way...the negative press is due to PEOPLE and their inability to moderate, not the drugs. The more we as a society can take off the blinders about substances, the closer we get to living symbiotically with these performance enhancing, pain relieving, mind expanding, etc substances. The prohibitionist attitude of the last hundred years has proven that the human/drug relationship WILL NEVER GO AWAY, NOR SHOULD IT. We can learn and grow with the use of drugs. Or we can destroy ourselves with them. This anachronistic, infantile, unscientific approach to substances is one of the sadder realities of modern human life. Hopefully its not long for this world. Truth can't be held down forever, it'll always find a way out.

(I AM TALKING OF THE PROPER, CORRECT USE OF SUBSTANCES)!!!!!!!

Particularization

THANK YOU! A voice of reason. Amphetamines can be used safely for many ailments in low doses. It's not a crime to feel good & function at your highest capacity. If you're bipolar, schizophrenic or have heart problems, you should probably steer clear. But many of the "greats" used amphetamines for decades, including Paul Erdos, Ayn Rand (whom I hate but she's still considered great by some) and Kerouac. Half the drugs prescribed for depression & other psych ailments today simply don't work. The old stuff--MAOI's, amphetamines & barbiturates--actually worked. Those drugs were innovations; now all we have is "me too" drugs.

Scott sidelong

This was a very well done Mr. Kasindorf. This was a much more balanced, well documented view of Jacobson than the book "Dr. Feelgood," which lapsed into wacko conspiracy theories. Nice work sir.

Martin Kasindorf 5 months ago

Thank you very much, Mr. belong.

Roses and Songs

Who wants to play the doctor, I'll be the movie star OK? What... WAHHABI anyway, just say you are a doctor, any doctor, of course you want to respect the law and never, would you put your patients' health at risk but... Knock knock knock, there's someone at the door: IT'S JFK, and he is begging you to help him because he has to go very very far to negotiate peace on earth, forever... and only you can help so what do you do, WHAT DO YOU DO?

Roses and Songs 1 year ago (edited)

... and 30 years later, they try to put you in jail, really? Thank you for posting, this was captivating and happy holidays to all, big and small.

Particularization 8 months ago (edited)

Amphetamines are neither miracle elixirs nor a deadly plague. As with most things, the truth is somewhere in the middle. While effective for ADHD, narcolepsy & lethargic depression, amphetamines can be devastating for people with bipolar disorder, schizophrenia or a history of drug abuse. And injecting any drug isn't wise. But the way things are learned in medicine is by trial & error. Even today. Amphetamines may have been overused, but they're relatively safe even long-term when used responsibly (i.e. taken in prescribed doses by mouth in people who need them) in healthy people without major heart problems.

Daniel Robinson 4 months ago

This is the most interesting and intriguing documentary. Dr. Max certainly did effect so many well known lives with his medicine. Interesting, prior to me ever hearing of this doctor or seeing this documentary, I always wondered how the famous always appear so upbeat and energetic. They always look so refreshed. Now I can only imagine how they do it. Amazing Dr. Max isn't more widely known.

Latina Renee 2 months ago

This is wild! And it all really happened! Thanks for the great work putting this together.

rgoddess1 1 year ago

Sad news, Jill Jacobson died last week.

Martin Kasindorf 1 year ago

Oh, my, I'm so sorry to hear this. Please give me any more information you may have.

rgoddess1 1 year ago

Do you have BF account? Her 2 sons have pages & they have redirected her page to them.

Martin Kasindorf 1 year ago

Yes, I have a Facebook account, and I will go to her page to be redirected and find out more. Thank you.

WATCH Monkey in Wig, Mask, Work Izakaya Restaurant! BEFORE YELP 106,446 views

Fukuchan Monkey in wig, mask, works Restaurant!

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Doug Meet

Published Mar 20, 2012

...Oh yeah, the menu... ignore the fancy menu posted on the wall. The one with stuff like boar, deer and duck.

There's none of that, that menu is just for show.

Today's choices were: teppanyaki with chicken and tofu with meat.

Plus the usual sides of kimchi, gyoza and tempura (which consisted mostly of onions).

And thank goodness, because that was enough to creep me out. The monkey did her shtick of delivering hot towels for about 30 minutes and then disappeared behind the bar.

Fukuchan getting friendly with customers. That was our cue to pay and leave.

Oh yeah, speaking of paying... Our bill should have been 2200 yen (teppanyaki 900yen x2, plus oolong tea 200 yen x2), but we were charged 2600 yen and no explanation was forthcoming as to why.

I was planning to leave a tip for the monkey (the sign on the wall asks you to do just that), but after being overcharged 400 yen, I changed my mind.

Fukuchan sans the creepy mask

Conclusion: it was interesting for one night, but we won't be back.

I can ignore nasty attitude (god knows, I have plenty of that myself) but I won't put up with being ripped off.

Here's a short film, sorry about the cellphone camera quality.

Still, it's a creepy place, definitely not my favorite.

Do you want a hot towel? We were being purposely ignored for about 30 minutes.

So much effort went into that ignoring that I was beginning to worry that mamma-San and her helper might sprain their necks from turning their heads to avoid looking at us.

But when we finally managed to place our order (teppanyaki x2 and oolong tea x2), the food arrived relatively quickly.

Mamma-San's helper for some very strange reason insisted on explaining the menu to us in English.

Even though Dr. Trouble was answering her in perfect Japanese. We were bored today and thought that seeing a couple of monkeys in goofy costumes would be a swell idea.

No, we didn't go to a cosplay event, we went to Kayabuki.

Kayabuki is a restaurant (actually, an izakaya, to be precise) in the Miyukihoncho part of Utsunomiya

(address: 4688-13 Miyukihoncho, parking available),

where two monkeys work as waiters (or waitresses - sorry I didn't feel like pulling down underpants).

Their names are Yacchan (presumably a boy) and Fukuchan (presumably a girl, though I'm not sure).

Kayabuki restaurant in Utsunomiya, Tochigi 4:02

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せめてお面はずせばいいと思うが・・・・ 恐過ぎ・・・

21 Comments

JaxBlade2 years ago

Rhett was right this is Horrifying O_O

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lean meek 1 year ago (edited)

oh god, this is terrible and grotesque. i was searching for human mask by Pierre huyghe ....but this somehow explains where the story started initially. alas.....very weird, creepy and perverted... mockery to mankind and animals

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Laura Burden 4 years ago

This really is repulsive.

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Ahmed Nail 2 years ago

why are they laughing? this is a nightmare to watch, not to mention, extremely abusive.

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John 2 years ago

what the

Rhiannon 2 years ago

Thank you HMM, for making me witness this nightmare...

Alex G 3 years ago

Thank you. I can genuinely say that I now feel closer to the animal kingdom.

Dale Nagy 2 years ago

Karl Tarkington would love this.

전영은 1 day ago

This is animal cruelty.

Mavis Davis 2 years ago

Rhett and Link this is super creepy!!!! disturbing and cruel!

Crossness 5 years ago

Creepy

Rick Ramirez 10 months ago

I saw the craziest film about this monkey and this place in Sweden

#Civil Disturbia 1 year ago

This is nearly as Puked up as #Fukushima...