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May 14, 2011

MORE REAL FUNNY ZUCKERPUNCH Facebook Jokes and Offensive Warnings!

MORE FUNNY ZUCKERPUNCH  Facebook Jokes and Offensive Warnings!

i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art

has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?
it's ZUCK!!![[posterous-content:pid___1]]

Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor[[posterous-content:pid___0]]

Facebook: protecting infants and fetuses from your filthy pictures of cleavage

if they'd had a facebook in nazi germany, it would have been JUST THIS GOOD!

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MORE FUNNY ZUCKERPUNCH  Facebook Jokes and Offensive Warnings! i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos ...»See Ya
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Facebook and Jerry Lee Lewis Care about 13-year-olds


On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM, Facebook wrote
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Y ou
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"Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting"

On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

"i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!"

"has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?"

"Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor"

"Le knee"

[HQ] by Mauryo Rourk (videos) 4:36

"i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!"

"has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?"

zuckerpunch

"Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor"

John Herman likes your status. 3:36pm
Paris Oozylips Kardashian likes your comment: "i demand that you make your fifth..." 3:24pm

Mauryo Rourk i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art
On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM,

Dogmeat wrote

""Hell"o, I"

"'m the rebel who eventually convinced FB to let YOU ' "Like" Dog meat posts containing the formerly offensive contraction for the words 'Who Are' in the title. i t was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS Mauryo Rourk i 'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art"
ou
uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed.
Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain group-nudity, or indie groupdrug use, group-violence , or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains-group ..."»more"
"Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting"

On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

"i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!"

On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM,

Dogmeat wrote

""Hell"o, I"

"'m the rebel who eventually convinced FB to let YOU ' "Like" Dog meat posts containing the formerly offensive contraction for the words 'Who Are' in the title. i t was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS Mauryo Rourk i 'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art"

ou
uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed.

Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain group-nudity, or indie groupdrug use, group-violence , or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains-group ..."»more"
"Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting"

On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

"i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!"

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Mauryo Rourk i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art

HI! i'm the rebel crusader who eventually convinced FB to let me 'like' posts with the contraction for 'who are' in the title. it was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS

Hello,

You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains a safe, secure and trusted environment for all users, including the many children who use the site.

If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page at http://www.facebook.com/help/?topic=wphotos.

Hello, You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains ...»See Ya


Dogmeat

Hello,

Y ou

uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed.

Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain group-nudity, or indie groupdrug use, group-violence , or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains-group ...facebookcares»more

Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting

On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!

has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?

Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor

Le knee
[HQ] by Mauryo Rourk (videos) 4:36

i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!

has anyone ever seen a thirteen-year-old FB profile yet?
zuckerpunch

Facebook just bought a cruise line for their new cruiser network, they're christening the hull of their first ship tomorrow with ginger ale : see ya at the ceremony for the SS Censor
  • John Herman likes your status. 3:36pm
  • Paris Oozylips Kardashian likes your comment: "i demand that you make your fifth..." 3:24pm

  • Mauryo Rourk i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art

    On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM,

    Dogmeat wrote
    Hello, I
    'm the rebel who eventually convinced FB to let YOU ' Like Dog meat posts containing the formerly offensive contraction for the words 'Who Are' in the title. i t was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS Mauryo Rourk i 'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art
    ou

    uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed.

    Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain group-nudity, or indie groupdrug use, group-violence , or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains-group ...»more

    Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting

    On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

    i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!

    On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 10:13 AM,

    Dogmeat wrote
    Hello, I
    'm the rebel who eventually convinced FB to let YOU ' Like Dog meat posts containing the formerly offensive contraction for the words 'Who Are' in the title. i t was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS Mauryo Rourk i 'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art
    ou

    uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed.

    Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain group-nudity, or indie groupdrug use, group-violence , or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains-group ...»more

    Facebook got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting

    On Sat, May 14, 2011 at 6:00 PM, Gaejang Guk wrote: http://t.co/MxGBY4J via @mrjyn

    i've now been reduced to uploading 1940s french newsreels of body parts by the SS Censor Ship. Have a nice cruise. They even got me most recently for a copyright infringement on a Johnny Thunders song which not only boggles the mind if true, but can't be!
    Valid CSS!
    Mauryo Rourk i'd go look but i'm too busy posting offensive works of art and/or attacking invisible groups of people i've never met who're addicted to reporting offensive photographs of art, unless they got me for my hardcore racist self-harm photos of art that i like posting. the only thing better than them removing my offensive art is making new offensive art
HI! i'm the rebel crusader who eventually convinced FB to let me 'like' posts with the contraction for 'who are' in the title. it was a long hard fight, but eventually justice prevailed and now anyone can use the word 'Who're' in a sentence on ALL SOCIAL NETWORKS
Hello,
You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains a safe, secure and trusted environment for all users, including the many children who use the site.
If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page at http://www.facebook.com/help/?topic=wphotos.

Hello, You uploaded a photo that violates our Terms of Use, and this photo has been removed. Facebook does not allow photos that attack an individual or group, or that contain nudity, drug use, violence, or other violations of the Terms of Use. These policies are designed to ensure Facebook remains ...»See Ya

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Sexy Legs, Knees, et Things! Francais (Video Deux)

Sexy Legs, Knees, et Things! Francais

Coronation of the Leg

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Salon des Tuileries and the most beautiful legs contest The French News - 17/06/1948 - 01min19s 79 views News of the Paris season. At the Palais de Tokyo, presenting a selection of artists exhibiting at the Tuileries. Then mention the competition for the most beautiful legs with a jury chaired by Suzy Carrier.

Salon des Tuileries et concours des plus belles jambes

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Actualité de la saison parisienne. Au palais de Tokyo, présentation 'une élection 'artistes présents au salon des Tuileries. Puis évocation du concours des plus belles jambes avec un jury présidé par Suzy Carrier.

Starlettes Reflets de Cannes - 11/05/1958 - 01min27s 1047 vues Une starlette est égligemment allongée sur la plage, une deuxième retire ses bas dans une barque et trempe ses jambes dans 'eau, quelques autres posent avantageusement pour les photographes sur la plage et les rochers.Retrouvez cette notice dans les dossiers suivants :Starlets Reflets de Cannes - 11/05/1958 - 01min27s 1047 views A starlet is casually lying on the beach, a second off his bottom in a boat and dipped its legs in water, preferably some other pose for photographers on the beach and rocks.

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Rock'n Solex ça émarre !

Historiquement, avant 'être baptisé « Rock'n Solex », cet événement a commencé à Rennes par le regroupement de quelques copains de 'Insa (Institut national des sciences appliquées) mordus de écanique.

Ainsi, depuis 1967, Rock'n Solex êle courses de Solex la journée et concerts le soir sur le campus de Beaulieu Atalante.

150 équipages, soit environ 400 pilotes, se mesureront à travers diverses épreuves : slalom, course de ôte, concours de vitesse au radar, endurance…

Retrouvez quelques images de la 20e édition en 1986…

 

… puis l'ambiance de 'édition année 2000.

Le Festival Rock'n Solex vous attend avec impatience du 11 au 15 mai pour sa 44e édition www.rocknsolex.fr

Rock'n Solex it starts! Historically, before being called "Rock'n Solex", this event began in Rennes by the combination of a few friends from INSA (Institut National des Sciences) gearheads. Thus, since 1967, Rock'n Solex Solex mixed races day and evening concerts on the campus of Beaulieu Atalante. 150 crews, about 400 pilots will be measured through various events: slalom, hill climb, speed contest on radar, endurance ... Find some images of the 20th edition in 1986 ... ... then the atmosphere of the edition 2000. Festival Rock'n Solex looking forward to welcoming the 11 to 15 May for its 44th edition www.rocknsolex.fr Mots-clés : , , ,

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