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May 27, 2009
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Bull Todge: Chef Ramsay, Captain Slow, and Me
Chef Gordon Ramsay (we call him 'Obey') challenged "Captain Slow" (James May: Top Gear, Telegraph) and me to sample three "delicacies" (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis and hákarl), while we were all three in Taiwan last month, but Chef was the one who was challenged, when at the last minute, he decided to dine with us.
Chef Gordon Ramsay (we call him 'Obey') challenged "Captain Slow" (James May: Top Gear, Telegraph) and me to dine on (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis and hákarl), while we were all three in Taipei last month, but Chef was the one who was challenged, when at the last minute, he decided to dine with us.
Everything was fine until we got to the cubes of rotten shark...Obey was panicking and said his lungs were filling up with piss. I was dazed; and Maysy said his head was totally numb. Obey vomited after eating the hákarl (I said he hákarled, while trying not to meself). And now that I think about it, that may have been what saved us--that and the Brennivín (Brennivín is nasty Icelandic schnapps made from potatoes and caraway, drunk at Þorrablót, also called Black Death), which Ramsay wouldn't drink (saying, he didn't need any 'washin'-up tart-water,' and that we were both a 'mouthful a' Morwenna Banks' Pussies').
So when, in something that looked drawn by James Gillray, red-faced 'Obes' said he thought he was a goner (his eyes tearin' up through the gouty, pissy, stench, and now the sick and ammonia-gouty, pissy, stench), Maysy and I were chuffed with disgust and laughter.
We just had a piss-up, instead of a chuck-up.
At first, Obey did NOT want to tell Tana (his wife), but he knew she'd know something was up (like in '94 with the 'high jinks' in the Men's WC). She was upset and extremely pissed (no pun), but not like in '94.
Everything was fine until we got to the cubes of rotten shark...Obey was panicking and said his lungs were filling up with piss. I was dazed; and Maysy said his head was totally numb. Obey vomited after eating the hákarl (I said he hákarled, while trying not to meself). And now that I think about it, that may have been what saved us--that and the Brennivín (Brennivín is nasty Icelandic schnapps made from potatoes and caraway, drunk at Þorrablót, also called Black Death), which Ramsay wouldn't drink (saying, he didn't need any 'washin'-up tart-water,' and that we were both a 'mouthful a' Morwenna Banks' Pussies').
So when, in something that looked drawn by James Gillray, red-faced 'Obes' said he thought he was a goner (his eyes tearin' up through the gouty, pissy, stench, and now the sick and ammonia-gouty, pissy, stench), Maysy and I were chuffed with disgust and laughter.
We just had a piss-up, instead of a chuck-up.
At first, Obey did NOT want to tell Tana (his wife), but he knew she'd know something was up (like in '94 with the 'high jinks' in the Men's WC). She was upset and extremely pissed (no pun), but not like in '94.
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The Human Sexes: Different But Equal [(Written & presented by Desmond Morris (1997 - Pt. 1 - 50 min.)]
The Human Sexes
Different But Equal
Written and presented by Desmond Morris
(1997)Will boys always be boys and girls always be girls? Will we ever really understand each other? You may be shocked by your conclusions. Prepare yourself for an intimate, erotic examination of physical differences between the sexes, from body fat to brain power. See Turkish men demonstrate their suitability as mates by wrestling in olive oil. Celebrate Mardi Gras in New Orleans, where women bare their breasts to entice men to reward them with strings of beads. Observe women who flaunt their femininity as exotic dancers, and female body builders who develop their muscles to the point of masculinity. Examine brain scans that show that men and women even think differently about the same problems. 'Different But Equal' explores whether the amazing differences between men and women are based on biology or history
Savant Autism: The boy with the Incredible brain [BBC Pt. 1/2]
Part 1 of 2. Here is some selected clips from the British documentary on Savantism.
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