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June 24, 2007

uncoeur

my craunchometer will be being serviced for a few days...
stay craunchy 'till then



uncorking
Heart
"Magic Man"
Second Ending 1976



unnirvana
nirvana
heart shaped box (live)

02/6/94 - Cascais, Portugal




Christopher Wall, born in 1975 and living in Philadelphia, holds the Guinea's world record for having lived the longest with his heart outside his chest.This rare condition is called Utopia Cordi's. This inspiring profile is taken from the American television show Guinness World Records: Primitive September 1998

boa


From: rckr34
black oak arkansas
jim dandy to the rescue



From: rckr34
black oak arkansas
hey ya

June 23, 2007

next time you see me i might be see-through OR is mdf (playin' possum)?


From: monolith0
Orson Welles WINO!


George Jones
Honky Tonk Song
From: countrygerry1


George Jones
Wrong's What I Do Best



David Ball
Too Much Blood In My Alcohol Level
From: DavidKiern

littlebigface

起こるものは何でも私に、このポストによって私を覚えなさい!



From: loca1101 寺内たけしとブルージーンズ - 津軽じょんがら節




From: gavrochedrums
wipeout
メル・テイラー御大



From: ombremor Crazy video clip from Alan Vega's song "Wipeout beat", from "Saturn Strip", his third album



From: NonoMu Kunihiko Kase & the Wild Ones
"Omoide no Nagisa"




1938年PCL製作「續千萬長者」から。エノケンの「セントルイスブルースや二村と の絶妙な二重唱(?)が見事です!st. louis blues




Provided By:
The Gories second music video I made...to personify the west-African spirit, Ogun, for my future feature length effort, Wayne County Ramblin'http://www.waynecountyramblin.com/def



From: Dcdrmwthme
Animal vs Buddy Rich



From: kpjjazz Don Byas playing 'I'll Remember April' at the Molde - Norway Jazz Festival in 1966. Sorry that the clip is incomplete but this is all I have and it is fine whilst it lasts!

ji (mi)(mmy) gate


this one's for mr. dante fontana, starting with a little number from his home country and ending with a climb up the heavenly stairs!
but you say: TPA, why you give us classic rockers' video? we are aware of these?
i say: i don't give you classic rockers' video! i give you great youtube debate and then i give you a world you never imagined...


Now Please for hendrix of jimi
it's winter or summer in tokyo...you've just come home from dinner with the boss...he's insulted your seniority to an underling...you've drunk many sakis...you sit down lotus-style at your mac and enter into a classic american pastime...rock n' roll debates and determining who is the greatest guitarist of all time...
now close your eyes and get italicized!


From: orestes988
Jimi Hendrix and the Experience performing Voodoo Child on Swedish TV. Stockholm, 9. january - Koncerthuset - 1. Black and white. Great performance!

As for execution jimi Hendrix and execution of experience cursing the ヴードゥー teaching is put on the child of Swedish TV. Stockholm, 9. January - Koncerthuset - 1. Black and white. Large efficiency!

Ebola nip the fragment of Ebola (22 hours ago)
Actually bud when he first started off how to play he could not afford to buy a left handed guitar and all he had was a right, but before when he died eric clapton was going to give him the right left handed guitar but it was too late..
it had been about that he will give the counterclockwise guitar the right to diederic clapton him, but when excessively being slow, him who plays him it was not possible first to be able buy the counterclockwise guitar, from method separated it started and the right he to be had, but when really showing entirely before

guttersnipe67 as a bud of スパム (1 day ago)
jimi is one i try to play everyday.he's in his own world,its fuckin hard to play till you get in the right state of mind. it's all in the mind,loose yourself and play it,by the way he was an arbor reneger.
With jimi of スパム in spiritual state on all certain right of heart, you yourself who are loosened until the showing which enters, it does that 1 I try everyday.he's of his himself world in order to play, making fuckin eager, being to be reneger of the arbor which is he at the place.

aqueduct luster7494 high waterway luster7494 (1 day ago)
dude, jimi hendrix had to play the guitar backwards cause when he started playpen guitar they dent make left handed guitars so he taught himself how to play backwards and he is spoor God! ROCK ON!
The showing which is brought to the rear where he as for him the method of playing to the rear the concavity increases the counterclockwise guitar where those make the fact that it is the God of spoor the guitar of playpen which therefore he taught to him himself when is begun and the guitar must be performed



hen Dex024 (3 days ago)
i agree. Jimi Hendrix is the best futurist in history. Now don't get me wrong, i love page and clapton but hendrix is out of this world.
With me in order to agree スパム, sign had been attached Hendrix is the Futurism whose history is best. Now the wrongdoing is not obtained in me, I love page and clapton, but as for hendrix there is from this world. The slewing gear the page say rather thin weakly

swivel (3 days ago)
yeah, page is pretty sloppy. but he is one hell of a guitarist. either way, i don't think Page could live up to Hendrix standards
as スパム, to obtain, it showed, but the page can keeping responding to the standard of Hendrix as for him one hell of either method guitarist.




lambkin (4 days ago)
hey 'comelier' what the hell...? how dare you dis-respect a true genius like hendrix in public. who cares? we all know equipment was primitive in the late 60's and the man had probably just done his 14thy night in a row. leave your opinion to yourself. who the hell are you? what does it matter if this performance snored as polished as Alberto hall. i still learned from it.why don't you learn to have some RESPECT!!!
me without thinking, does the challenge which is the impolite true genius how like hendrix of the public whom you worry?.. no lambkin just a little ' it shows me without thinking, does the challenge which is the impolite true genius how like hendrix of the public whom you worry?.. no just a little ' it shows as comelier スパム and is high. ? We all devices are beginning in the sixties latter term, the 14th night where the person perhaps exactly permission in the line is that in you yourself you know that you give an advise? That, this efficiency as the Alberto hole it polishes, assuming when you scratch snore, is that importance something which I do not learn the fact that still it has the point from it why! ! It learned!

bromide77 (4 days ago)
duh
it shows as duh

comelier (4 days ago)
this is actually quite a flat version of voodoo child. the Alberto hall performance is far superior
whose スパム where sign has been attached to the child meaning that スパム which of スパム is this level edition rather, applying cursing the ヴードゥー teaching with the Alberto hole

deuce barfly war (4 days ago)
don't search for him in a tale called heaven..he's gone..rather search for a new legend..(hint)

excellent is new. (hint) heaven. for the sake of he's gone. rather being not to search him of the story which is called investigation efficiency legend.


Now Please for jimmy the page






From: keiko1881
Jimmy Page playing a longer version of the Stairway to heaven solo. This solo is so great. One of the best ever played?
The page of ジミー which does the edition where the stairway is longer in solo of the heaven. Independent this is large very. It is done, 1 handle being best. !


JimmyPage159 (9 hours ago)
People always say the best guitarist is their favorite guitarist. It is impossible to determine the best, it depends on your interests. I prefer Jimmy because his solos fit with the songs perfectly and have feel in them. I also like other guitarists like Hendrix, Angus Young, EVH, Eric Clapton, and Jeff Beck for all different reasons. I like Page the most out of all of them though because I like his style the most. It all depends on your interests ;).
Of the people speech is guitarist of the best guitarist their taste always. That being best to your interest what is decided depends impossibly, is. I being, that solo which is agreeable with song completely like ジミー, possess feeling with those. In addition as for me Hendrix, the young person of the un gas, other guitarists like EVH, エリック Clapton, and Beck of ジェフ for the reason where everything differs is liked. I it meaning that I most like that style all mustard oaks most like the page. That is influenced by all your interests; )

PageandPlant4Life (10 hours ago)
omg i can't believe u even dared to use slash's name in the same sentence with jimmy page.
It is not possible to believe u which makes boldly in order to use the name in the slash in the same sentence of this page of the omg ending!

Jarmierulzalot (14 hours ago)
this video made me cry :(
As for this video in me who am done the scream

yankeesPWN (14 hours ago)
WELL SAID!
Healthy earlier description!


ogloclol (19 hours ago)
For everyone stating the "official list" of greatest guitarists, composers, WE DON'T CARE.

This is a video of a great guitar solo, I would prefer to discuss it than debate who's the best. There is no BEST guitarist, there are no top guitarists of all time, contrary to what you may have read in Rolling Stone. There's only music that different people appreciate.
"The official list" of splendid guitarists, the composer is shown, we do not worry everyone.

It is best rather than liking the fact that you discuss video my that of the everyone's independence large guitar, you discuss this, is. Guitarist which is best to those which can read the rolling stone is not guitarists with respect to all times which is there, in the opposite direction. There is music only the people who differ recognize!



NameIsSimon (19 hours ago)
no your all wrong...
i dont have a list
You was wrong... I do not have the list entirely!


Pencilhead202 (20 hours ago)
every one is wrong except for oran200 i mean come on a1dukester john lennon are u retarted jimi and frusciante and the srv
As for each one jimi and frusciante and srv retarted thing lennon coming by a1dukester John of u, by mistake it is excluding oran200 where I mean thing!


hml34455 (22 hours ago)
the order of the best guitar players in the world is
1) jimi hendrex
2)jimmy page
3)eric clapton

As for order of the guitar player where the world is best:

1) hendrex of jimi
2) of jimmy the page
3) clapton of eric



oran2000 (1 day ago)
frusciante is the best =)
as for frusciante is best, =)





June 21, 2007

Born with the Orleans News On

from Gabaom's description on dailymotion of Louis Prima's Buona Sera,
i think this sums up the great man's glorious career:



B
orn with the Orleans News on-- December 7, 1910, Louis PRIMA was a genii's Bean... Louie Prima is most known going back to 1956 also Wildest, in which appear Just has a gigolo on Marie... With Lime, it played with the orchestra of Sam Butera, Witnesses with the Kaspar Lounge, smallest of the large living rooms of the Sahara hotel of Las Vegas. Married five times, divorced as much, this wire of Italian emigrants who passed for a mongrel because of his basin dye left in annals of Las Vegas the memory of a doubled public entertainer of a heat inconstant rabbit. Struck of a concussion in 1975, he died after three years of coma. He was the inventor of the rate/rhythm ninny, that which had known to mix rigmarole, swing, pop music and quadruple-professional.























In the early thirties trumpeter/showman Louis Prima ( b.1910) played in New Orleans in the "Courtyard Club" on Bourbon Street. He moved later to New York and started the " Famous Door" on 52nd Street.
This 1937 film clip starts with a short conversation between Prima and some customers in the Famous Door and then the band plays Basin Street Blues in what looks like a New years party.
On clarinet is Pee Wee Russell quietly sitting next to the piano, leaving the main part of the show to Prima.





COUNTERFIT



Counterfit



outed by whimperin' bill anderson from a television special that could only be TNN or possibly TBN, this veritable craunch-mart of a craunch session easily rates as craunch porn in its "titillation with no redeeming value," or its "i know it when i see it" factor. after researching johnny counterfit i now empathize with the supreme court justices who must also have felt a little sickened from their required overexposure to certain unartfully presented pornography, although probably less inclined to masturbate.
i am not easily confused and in fact have been known to be purposefully obfuscatory. i am dedicated to the pun, but if there exists one in mr. counterfit's sir name--i am checked and confess it here. (i now empathize with former president clinton who was also confused by "it".)

i will defer any tongue-in-cheek or winking appraisal as to the legitimacy or "counterfeitness" of johnny counterfit to the following panel from this forum of the hee haw roadshow who may be more knowledgeable on the subject; however, if you are easily offended by cornpone, or are allergic to corn (think hee haw without the animation or hot chicks and more toupees), then you may want to skip this particular clip featuring a medley of "counterfit" songs ending with a most explicit version of del reeves singing green, green grass of home as walter brennan en duet with mr. counterfit as john wayne, and proceed straight to the two clips from sons of country singers, conway twitty and roger miller-- there, i think you will find a more palatable introduction to this particularly unpalatable entreé of craunch dui jour.
as a prepended apologia to this post i have appended a postprandial palate-cleanser of white lightning by the possum: prost!





johnny counterfit (in two parts)
i walk the line/walkin' the floor/act naturally
del reeves and johnny counterfit singing green green grass of home as walter brennan and john wayne

Counterfit Bio

Comedian/Celebrity Impressionist
Born in Omaha, Nebraska, comedian/celebrity voice impressionist, Johnny Counterfit started developing his skills when, as a child, he watched most of the cartoons, movies, and variety shows found on television in the late 1960’s. Through Elementary and High School, Johnny would entertain students and teachers, sometimes to the chagrin of the latter, while honing his vocal and ad-lib skills during class and recess.

While still in High School, the young comedian began performing on stage, at the Nashville West Dinner Theater, in Portland, Oregon, albeit as a “freebie” on open-mic Sunday evenings. In 1981, Johnny Counterfit decided to attempt a career in show business, assembled a band, and never looked back.

In 1990, the “big break” came when ABC in Hollywood became aware of Counterfit, and asked him to be part of its new America’s Funniest People broadcast. After that, Johnny appeared on a host of networks including CBS, TNN (The Nashville Network), TBS, and The Disney Channel. Johnny’s voices starred in the (1986) EMMY award winning feature, A Claymation Christmas Celebration, still being sold on Amazon.com.

Johnny Counterfit continues appearing on television and radio.


Counterfit Reviews

"One of the most crowd pleasing entertainers I have ever met!"
Ralph Emery

"He's the best I've ever seen!"
Johnny Cash







hell-o darlin'
mike twitty



dean miller
old toy trains



white lightning
george jones
1960s



THE完 PERFECT完 AMERICAN な: johnny couterfit surfeit