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February 28, 2010

Noosha Fox S-s-s-single Bed

Noosha Fox: S-s-s-single bed: (NL: 12/06/1976: 7 weeks #10: highest position)
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S-s-s-single bed: NL: 12/06/1976 7 weeks 10 highest position Fox Fox Fox on the cover of their 1975 self-titled debut album Fox on the cover of their 1975 self-titled debut album Background information Origin United Kingdom Genre(s) Rock Years active 1974-1977, 1980 Label(s) GTE Associated acts Wooden Horse Yellow Dog Noosha Fox Former members Noosha Fox Kenny Young Herbie Armstrong Jim Gannon Pete Solely Gary Taylor Jim Frank Fox / Noosha Fox NEW CD RELEASE 16th October 2006 BLUE HOTEL Released by Cherry Red label (CATERED272), Blue Hotel contains the original tracks plus one bonus track. The tracks are S S S Single Bed, Liven' Out My Fantasies, Darkening, Blue Hotel, Almond Eyes, Magic Machine, My Old Man's Away, Moustaches On The Moon, Under Your Own Umbrella, Friendship Rose, Make It Like It Used To Be, Pain And Pleasure (bonus) The Original Fox album by the band Fox has been released in October 2002 on the Cherry Red label (COMRADE 222). It contains the original tracks plus four bonus tracks. Love Letters / Imagine Me, Imagine You / The Juggler / Patient Tigers / Only You Can / The More / Spirit / He's Got Magic / Pisces' Babies / Love Ship / Red Letter Day / Out Of My Body (bonus) / If I Point At The Moon (bonus) / Georgina Bailey (bonus) / Pretty Boy (bonus) At the time of first writing (10th October 1997) this, there was virtually no mention of the 1970s band, Fox, or of their uniquely voiced singer Noosha Fox, that I could find on the Internet. At that time they also seemed to have had no direct coverage by Record Collector magazine. They did however get a mention in Record Collector (No 188, April 1995, page 19) in an article titled 'Queen Collaborations'. It appears that Roger Taylor of 'Queen' added backing vocals to the track 'Survival' on Fox's 'Tails of Illusion' album. Queen were in the same studio recording 'Opera'. Although they had at least a couple of hit singles 'Single Bed', 'Only You Can' and 'Imagine me, Imagine you', I didn't start buying their records until I saw the album 'Fox' at a reduced price in Wealth's in Swindling, circa 1977. My favourite track on this LP is 'Patient Tigers'. It wasn't until the 1980s that I discovered they had also released two other albums 'Tails of Illusion' and 'Blue Hotel'. I obtained both these albums, second hand, through the small ads of Record Collector. Blue Hotel became my favourite. Tracks on "Tails of Illusion" are - Yule, Yule - Survival - Strange Ships - For Whatever it's worth - Minor Therapy - Lily Sing - UPI KP - Howdy - Me Without You - Little Brown Box. Tracks on "Blue Hotel" are - Blue Hotel - Junina - S-S-S-Single Bed - Moustaches on the Moon - Magic Machine - My Old Man's Away - Living out my Fantasies - Almond Eyes - Under Your Own Umbrella - Friendship Rose - Like it Like it Used to be. Apart from Nosher's stunningly unique voice, I liked the imaginatively styled tunes and Decoder type effects. Some of the backing vocals in 'Shingle Bed' and the introduction passages into 'Only You Can' & 'Strange Ships', being great examples of Fox strangeness. (thanks to a web surfing Fox fan for the Nashua scan) I never saw the band, except on television. I had heard that Noosha had gone on to release a single 'Georgina Bailey'. From about 1988 0n, I searched for their material on CD, but found nothing. Nothing that is until June 1997, when I discovered a budget price CD 'Only you can' in the HIV shop in Oxford Street, London, during my only visit to the UK in more than two years. It appears to have been issued in 1996 by 'Wise Buy' (QB 866702). Many of the tracks were new to me, but it was great to hear Noosha's voice again, without the pops and crackles with which my vinyl Lips are now afflicted. With 16 tracks the CD was great value for money at UK pounds 4.99. The tracks are:- * If you don't want my peaches don't shake my tree * Georgina Bailey * Model in a Leotard * I want to be alone * Electron people * Dancing with an alien * Strange ships * * Red letter day * * Yule Yul's * * He's got magic * * Imagine me, Imagine you * * Only you can * * Te yo * Temple of love * Torn between two worlds * Captain of your ship Those tracks marked * appeared on one of the original Lips. A Fox fan sent me the following additional information (December 29th 1997):- [One record you may or may not know about is a rather nice disco-Ash solo single from 1979 called 'The Heat is On' b/w 'Some Enchanted Evening' on Chrysalis CHES 12 2337 (12"). Unlike 'Georgina Bailey', It was produced by David Macao, and OSHA wrote the B-side.] In April 1998 I was made aware of another CD 'The very best of Fox'. This CD contains material taken from the albums 'Fox' and 'Blue Hotel', plus the single 'Georgina Bailey'. Last time I checked (Nov 2003) it was available from amazon.co.uk Fox were: Noosha ( Vocals ) Kenny Young ( Guitars, Percussion and Vocals ) * Herbie Armstrong ( Guitars and Vocals ) Pete Silly ( Keyboards ) Jim Gannon ( Lead Guitar ) Gary Taylor ( Bass Guitar ) Jim Frank ( Drums and Percussion ) * Kenny Young also wrote and produced most of the songs FOX Singles "Only You Can"was b/w "Out of My Body" "Imagine Me..." b/w "If I Point at the Moon" "He's Got Magic" b/w "The Love Ship" "Strange Ships" b/w "Little Brown Box" "S-s-single Bed" b/w "Silk Milk" "My Old Man's Away" b/w "Magic Machine" "Georgina Bailey" b/w "Pretty Boy" ( the list above was kindly supplied by Shaun Butcher ) Fox Singles Chart Positions Reina van Dam kindly supplied the following chart position information:- Hereby the chart positions of Fox and NOSHAFox in the United Kingdom (UK), West-Germany (BBROD, Netherlands (NNFL, Belgium (B) and the United States of America (USA). 15/02/1975 means 15th of February 1975 (date/month/year). Only you can UK: 15/02/1975 11 weeks 3 highest position (golden record) BBROD 24/03/1975 26 weeks 2 highest position (18 weeks in top 10; #8 yyear end list) NL:NFL9/03/1975 tip USA: 23/08/1975 8 weeks 53 highest position (no chart success in Belgium) Imagine me, imagine you UK: 10/05/1975 8 weeks 15 highest position BRDBYRD3/06/1975 14 weeks 7 highest position (4 weeks in top 10) (no chart success in Netherlands, Belgium or USA) He’Hearot magic BRD: BYRD10/1975 3 weeks 48 highest position (no chart success in United Kingdom, Netherlands, Belgium or USA) S-s-s-single bed: UK: 10/04/1976 10 weeks 4 highest position (golden record) NL: 1LN06/1976 7 weeks 10 highest position B: 10/07/1976 1 week 19 highest position (no chart success in Germany (BRD) BARD the United States) Fox Albums Chart Positions Fox UK: 17/05/1975 8 weeks 7 highest position (I can only say (because of no data for other countries): no chart success in Netherlands) NooshOSHASingles Chart Positions Georgina Bailey UK: 12/11/1977 6 weeks 31 highest position (no chart success in Belgium, Germany (BRD),BREDtherlands and the USA) I would like to provide another charts appearance, which is missing on your list: Germany : Fox (lp), liptry 15.05.75, peak position 47, 4 weeks on charts (Top 50 lp chlapts) cheers, DemskDamaskt> 'Only you can' in the Swiss single charts: First entry June 6, 1975 Highest position 1 Number of weeks in charts 13 regards, Juergt> A little more info you seem to be missing:- NooshNashua had a single "More Than Molecules" on Earlobe records (ELB-SELBA1) in 1981, b side "Odd Peculiar Strange" was written by NooshOSHAnt> Two bits of Chart info . In Ireland 6/3/75 Only You Can, number 3, 7 wks awoks/font> 13/5/76 SSSSiSingly number 4, 5wksfont> Best wishes Stewart Welsh I started this page October 1997, because at that time I could find no other pages devoted to Fox on the interinternedce then I was pleased to see other Fox pages appearing, but then they started disappearing again, so I have had to remove the links. Thanks to the many people who have written to me with information, I think I have now heard most of the material released by Fox & Noosha. Apart from what is available on the albums, three other tracks I really like are 'Skin Tight', 'Hot as Sun' and 'The Heat is On' (which was also released by Agnetha of Abba). I just love the way 'tropical', rolls off Noosha's tongue. Thanks to Stephen Frize who has drawn my attention to a track which features both Noosha and Agnetha performing 'The Heat is On' - some research suggest that this was a put together as a fan mix by a person calling himself Carlybabes. During the year 2002, I was in a pub (The Witches Tavern), in Bangkok, Thailand, and heard what I was sure was Noosha, singing on the pub's juke box. A question to the waitress revealed that it was actually Macy Gray singing 'I Try'. Thanks to Marsh for the following comment on 15 December 2006 "I saw your page on Fox. I'm puzzled, as your listing for the B Side of 'My Old Man's Away' is 'Magic Machine'. I have my original copy which I bought at the time on original GTO, and the B Side is a song called 'Are You Sure' and is probably Fox's best record ever (second to 'Imagine Me') If they'd have released this as the A Side they'd have been back in the Charts with another massive hit on their hands! " Noosha was originally Susan Traynor, who prior to Fox sung with the band Wooden Horse. The number one question that everyone who emails me asks is, "Where is Noosha now?". The Fox seems to have evaded the pack! FOX What happened to Fox? This band had hits in the 70's with "Only You Can", "Imagine Me, Imagine You" and also a hit in Germany ("He's got Magic"). The band was formed by Kenny Young (the man who got the credits for writing the song "Under the Boardwalk" for The Drifters in 1964). Lead singer of The Fox was Susan Traynor (from Australia) who earlier did backing vocals on Kenny Young's solo album "Last Stage for Silverworld" in 1973 and also was in a band called "Wooden Horse". The rest of the band included Herbie Armstrong (guitar and vocals), Pete Solley (keyboards), Jim Gannon (lead guitar), Gary Taylor (bass guitar) and Jim Frank (drums & percussion). Kenny Young played guitars, percussion and vocals. Susan became known as Noosha Fox and their first album "FOX" was a top ten hit in 1975. It appears that Roger Taylor of 'Queen' added backing vocals to the track 'Survival' on Fox's 'Tails of Illusion' album. Queen were in the same studio recording 'A Night at the Opera'. What happened then? Noosha Fox (Susan Traynor), had a solo career when she left the band (1977) during the late 70s and early 80's. She only had one minor hit with "Georgina Bailey". Herbie Armstrong and Kenny Young moved on to a band called Yellow Dog and later Armstrong worked with Van Morrison in the late 70's and early 80's. Kenny Young has been working as a Record producer. Now Herbie is running a Restaurant together with his Swedish-born wife Elizabeth, in Hampshire called The Fountain Inn & Thai Restaurant. the rumour says they combine their talents in running one of the best eating places in the area. Pete Solley joined Whitesnake on keyboards in 1977 for Snakebite. He's also played with Procol Harum, Mickey Jupp and many more. He has also produced records for Oingo Boingo, Motorhead and Romantics. Jim Frank worked as an sound engineer for Alice Cooper ("Welcome to my nightmare") and Peter Gabriel's first solo album to mention a few. Jim Gannon played with the band "Black Widow" and also did some vocals on Alice Cooper "Goes To Hell". The band was founded by songwriter and producer Kenny Young, who had composed the song "Under The Boardwalk" for the Drifters in 1964. Young had worked off and on with Australian singer Susan Traynor for a number of years in the United States. As an uncredited member of the Charmettes, produced by Young, Traynor had scored a minor hit single with "Please Don't Kiss Me Again" and she had later appeared on Young's album Last Stage For Silverworld, where she was listed as "Amanda". Both Traynor and Young then relocated to England in 1968, after Young had written a song for Reparata and the Delrons called "Captain of Your Ship", which had been a British hit. He then discovered Northern Irish singer Clodagh Rodgers on a television show, who had recently released a single called "Play The Drama Till The End". The partnership produced three years of hit singles, beginning with "Come Back And Shake Me". With this, Rodgers became something of a blueprint for Fox, as she recorded demos of some of the songs which would eventually surface on the first Fox album in 1975, as well as earlier Young tunes. Meanwhile, Susan Traynor was in a folk group called Wooden Horse, which released two albums before breaking up. After his success with Rogers, Young founded Fox with Irish singer Herbie Armstrong, recruiting Traynor as lead singer. She adopted the stage name Noosha, a scrambled version of her own name, and a glamorous image inspired by Marlene Dietrich, wearing elegant dresses to contrast with the scruffy looks of the rest of the group. The band's self-titled debut album was released on GTO Records in 1975 to critical acclaim. The lead single, "Only You Can", was a Top 10 UK single, the follow-up "Imagine Me Imagine You" also reached the top 30 and "He's Got Magic" was a hit in some European countries. Shortly after the release of their first album, the band made a cameo appearance in the film Side By Side. However, Noosha was relegated to backing vocals for half the songs on the late 1975 follow-up album, Tails Of Illusion, with the other songs sung by Young. The album enjoyed neither the critical nor the sales success of its predecessor; without Noosha's distinctive voice, casual listeners did not associate the songs with the band that had recorded "Only You Can". Roger Taylor of Queen added backing vocals to the song "Survival". The band returned to the charts in August 1976 when "S-S-S-Single Bed" was a surprise Top 5 UK hit and topped the Australian charts. Again, though, the band failed to capitalize upon its momentum, and the weaker accompanying album Blue Hotel, which was only released the following year, failed to yield any further singles, even though Noosha was reinstated as lead singer on all its tracks. Noosha Fox left the band after Blue Hotel. Armstrong and Young continued to work together in the band Yellow Dog, while Armstrong went on to work with Van Morrison and Solley later joined Whitesnake. Noosha launched a solo career, and her first single, "Georgina Bailey", written and produced by Young, briefly entered the Top 30 in the UK in 1977. However, its title and subject matter (about a girl whose uncle turns out to be gay) were reminiscent of Rod Stewart's recent single "The Killing of Georgie", and the single's relatively weak chart placement meant that her planned solo album, already partly recorded, was shelved. In 1979, Noosha Fox tried again to start her solo career with a single, "The Heat Is On", on Chrysalis Records. It flopped, but a cover version by ABBA's Agnetha Fältskog was a big European hit four years later. Noosha recorded several singles in the early 1980s for the Earlobe label but none were successful, and she evidently retired from the music business, but not returning to Australia as many believe. Fox reformed briefly in 1980, releasing the New Wave-influenced "Electro People", written as the theme music for the Kenny Everett Show. The band considered a reunion in the early 1990s, but the tracks recorded at this time were unreleased until 2004, when they appeared as bonus tracks on the Tails of Illusion CD. It was reported in 2007 on BBC Radio 4's "The Music Group" that Noosha Fox is recording a solo album of electropop, and has her own website. * Noosha Fox (born Susan Traynor, December 8, 1944) - vocals * Kenny Young - guitar, vocals * Herbie Armstrong - guitar, vocals * Jim Gannon - lead guitar, vocals * Pete Solley - keyboards, vocals * Mike Lavender - accordion, electric piano * Gary Taylor - bass, vocals * Jim Frank - drums, percussion, vocals Albums * Fox (1975) #7 UK * Tails of Illusion (1975) * Blue Hotel (1977) * Only You Can (CD compilation including unreleased material, 1996) * The Very Best of Fox (CD compilation, 1998) Singles * "Only You Can" (1975) #3 UK, #2 Germany, #7 Australia, #53 U.S. * "Imagine Me, Imagine You" (1975) #15 UK, #7 Germany * "He’s Got Magic" (1975) * "Strange Ships" (1975) * "S-S-S-Single Bed" (1976) #4 UK, #1 Australia * "My Old Man's Away" (1977) Noosha Fox solo singles * "Georgina Bailey" / "Pretty Boy" (1977) #31 UK * "The Heat Is On" / "Some Enchanted Evening" (1979) * "Skin Tight" / "Miss You" (1979) * "Hot as Sun" / "The Cheapest Nights" (1981) * "More Than Molecules" / "Odd Peculiar Strange" (1981) b52jpg.jpg * * nooshafox.com * Site about Fox and Noosha Fox * Lost Idols page on Fox * Another fan site about the band * Page reviewing Fox's albums * Side By Side at the Internet Movie Database

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February 27, 2010

Octopus Woman (Please Let Me Go)

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Définition de Plan nichon dans le glossaire Nanarland

Plan nichon :


Technique consistant à réveiller ou à soutenir l'attention du spectateur en découvrant la poitrine d'une ou de plusieurs actrices. La justification de cette exhibition passe généralement au second plan; son utilité dans le scénario est en tout cas, généralement inversement proportionnelle à sa durée.

Exemple : les scènes de douche de Dyanne Thorne, avec gros plans sur les ogives de l'actrice, dans les films de la série des "Ilsa" (un plan nichon au bout de deux minutes trente dans le premier film)


Les obus de panzer de Dyanne Thorne dans "Ilsa la louve SS"


Ici, dans "Ilsa, Tigresse du Goulag"

Certains cinéastes inspirés comme Andy Sidaris ou Russ Meyer ont bâti l'essentiel de leur style sur la poétique du plan nichon.



Russ Meyer et une amie.

Dans la scène ci-dessous, l'ogre met la main à la pâte dans "La Maison de l'ogre" : Lamberto Bava profite du physique avantageux de Sabrina Ferilli et de la technique de la contre-plongée pour faire un plan nichon sans montrer ledit nichon, ce qui est très fort.

Lire la chronique de "Super nichon contre mafia" pour se renseigner sur l'un des pires films de nichonsploitation jamais réalisés.

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Fatal Trap in Hawaii: the chronic Nanarland

DEADLY TRAP In Hawaii

Piège Mortel à Hawaï

  • Original title: Hard Ticket to Hawaii
  • Director: Andy Sidaris
  • Year: 1987
  • Country: United States
  • Genre: All About Breast (category: Hardline)
  • Duration: 1:30
  • Main actors: Ron Moss, Donna Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, Peter Bromilow

1987, Honolulu, who blazes his twilight, his rippling sea, its beach sabloie. A series of shots of the paradise islands of Hawaii to scroll the screen. Acclimatization decor lasts twenty seconds when suddenly, bam! plan nipple, Pif! disguised advertising for the film " Malibu Express "And poof! a gunfight at the con! He barely held five minutes of film and all the elements are already in place. The tropical scenery, the ass, the big guns: welcome home Andy SidarisThe king of action movie consumptive honolulesque!


The pre-credits sequence of "Fatal Trap in Hawaii" alone contains the characteristic features of the Andy Sidaris Film:
1 - Hawaii; 2 -- bimbos topless; 3 - From the product-placement (see " Malibu Express ") 4 - Action.

He died recently (early March 2007, which made this column a kind of homage) Andy Sidaris was a deserter from the U.S. television became the manager of a family business of film production (his wife is a producer, his son is attending his cousins were extras, Mr Gaston does the dresser ...), located on the side of the Archipelago Hawaii, where his name evokes Malibu Bay Film. From 1985 to 1998, clan Sidari has signed a dozen bands that developers think they have managed to flog the whole world through video and cable channels. Films compounds according to the recipe's unchanging Direct to video 80s: the action and pretty girls in sets of dreams. Nothing really new in short (Fred Olen Ray and many others use the same vein), except that the grub of Andy Sidaris is unique in that all ingredients are made in overdose. No question of complacency in the 50% equity / 50% sexy usually touted by the VHS covers. Andy, you see, everything is 100%! 100% action and 100% ass! It is also sometimes 100% idiot and 5 / 5 mark in nanardise, but we shall return ... To achieve this, the idea is simple: Just replace the usual Rambos, vigilantes, cops or soldiers by pine squalid, never-ups, flanked by thugs (they pushcart) recruited from the Chippendales and who were previously grafted a cock in the skull. The police side of the plot did not win honestly in reality but at least it multiplies there opportunities to plan and sequence tit-fucking!


The FBI in Hawaii, according Andy Sidaris.


The friends of our heroines. Will there ever sillier than these two clown?

Over time, Sidari will win a piece of loyal fans among fans of such Series B Girls with Guns (which combines pell mell works Cirio H. Santiago, Ted V. Mikels and some Asian fetish) and a solid reputation among fans of Z-series of nanars and other lovers of film unidentified objects, as it is true that as "cults" are the man and his approach, we must recognize the low overall quality of these films to hazardous breakdowns, scenarios and dialogues deficient, which in most cases, postcards take the place of transition and music directing. Andy has he ever had, moreover, any artistic ambition? Everything here is some reason to explosions and the exhibition of playmates saucy among two replicas to the punch. And my faith, can be satisfied.


Allez hop! Well ... This plan bichon free and without the chronic use is offered by Nanarland.

In this regard, the cast of "Fatal Trap in Hawaii" which runs in a splendid generic taped on wooden boxes (?!) Is fully representative of the author's intentions. The parity is not respected and the imbalance, for once, is largely in favor of girls. Actresses little known but all have them at least two things in common: that of having each during their career to win a place or another award of Miss Wet T-shirt and that have previously lent their support to wildlife documentaries produced by Playboy Channel. This gives an idea of the skill level required for Working at Sidari and, incidentally, it also provides a partial explanation for play catastrophic interpreters.


The film's credits, in the middle of a scene warehouse any pasted on the containers and forklifts labeled "Honolulu" mega class.

The two heroines "Dona" and "Karine" are interpreted by Playmates Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton (Paris Hilton was already taken and Ginette Sofitel, not posh enough!) That has trouble distinguishing one the other at the start - it's Bimbo Bimbo and the story! - But it ends right there even with a little concentration. I give you something to identify them: Hope Marie is the one all the time naked and that sort of nonsense and that Donna is one that has big breasts and playing poorly.


Donna Speir and Hope Marie Carlton (and vice versa).

But beware, eh! Do not be misled into thinking either that Sidari employs only second-class actors. Because in "Deathtrap in Hawaii, there are stars and I would say even less: the guest stars! As such, and it is hardly credible in a modest production, the famous arch Kwan Hi Lim in the role of Henry. Well, okay, I do not know who it is, but I can assure you that it's a guest star because it's written in words on a wooden pallet in the credits.
But there is also - and then there let me tell you it sends large - nothing less than great, nay, the overwhelming ... Peter Bromilow. Shit! Peter Bromilow! It's still not the Fiott!
- Oh, who is?
- Uh ... well, it's Peter Bromilow, whatever. The guy who played uh ... (p'tain, imdb, Viiite!) ... Who played the role of Andrew in the pilot episode of "Eight Is Enough" and the judge's role in "Break Street 84 '.
- Ah ouiii Peter Bromilooooow!
- And yeah! Peter Bromilow!

Peter Bromilow, therefore, who plays here, in two small scenes unnecessary, the head of the chief villains, a Chinese called "Chung" (just like all Chinese, the rest). A role of composition always difficult to address is when a white man born in the suburbs of London but, having said that, he does it well: he squints like that - Gni! Gni! Gni! - We believe it!


Peter Bromilow is Chung.

But one question and one question while you are sitting, Andy Sidaris turns and the plot progresses. Imagine that while I presented the actors, our two fliquette Hawaii have filled in an imbroglio failed: a history-tourist reptilian background of diamond smuggling and string twine. Awful, awful, awful!

Our two FBI agents loose in Hawaii must convey air and in the same movement:
1) A tourist couple on their honeymoon to a deserted island
2) A venomous snake up his vivarium.
But not just any tourists and not just any snake, no, who participated in the photo charm with Polaroid (is there a quota to meet erotic scenes!) And a snake that is I quote, "for the Department of Health and has been contaminated with deadly toxins have been extracted in lab rats infected. So venomous, the beast that "according to the calculations of the ministry, he would poison himself with his own toxins within 36 hours. Gasp!


A specimen Serpens nanarus contaminus. A creature in the classification of animals hunters Nanard man is placed in second place of danger, just behind Mike Danton.


Tourists. "Yes, go my dear! Move your body! But ... but ... Aaaargh!"

And all this being charged by the FBI to remotely control, with the support of both bellâtres, against a dangerous gang of smugglers headed by diam's some Romero, a "empaffé" (as we are reminded several times in the film), lookalike ofArnold Schwarzenegger in his spare time, assisted by three constables, a mustache, a fat and a top class villain to mirror glasses. The routine, whatever.


The villains. Warning! The top left is a empaffé.

At first all goes well, the snake is in his body (and there is more foam!), The lovers is nice (they are fiddling with the air of nothing ...) and the aircraft file through moult green landscape background of funky 80's music. Everything is going so well that it would be all a bit boring: 10 minutes of flight over Hawaii, no plan bichon, hey ho! How it goes, eh, Sidari!


But fortunately, Donna Speir is worth it ...

And then, suddenly, everything starts with lollipop. The weather sets in, the masks fall, fly bra.
On the island where they deposited the tourists, our heroines find a miniature helicopter containing packages of dubious origin and illico were assaulted by thugs they rid themselves through their extensive knowledge of kung-fu erotic (which is to how to beat anyone in clothes too tight and super tight).


"Oh, a helicopter scoundrels!" "Here, take this, villain!" "Zwiki! Chtonk" Ouch! " (and if not, did you saw my short grinding there, Andy?)

Faced with this assault impromptu, they have the reaction that is needed: "Let us prepare a bath, thinking that this is the best!" (C'mon!)


Our heroines think: "Oh The package contains the helicopter diamonds" (and if not, can you see my tits well, then, Andy?).

Of the crotch, uh ... Meanwhile, forgiveness, Romero "the empaffé" comes to retrieve his diamonds he gets a shot in the head that does the scratching. By thereupon v'la ty that the snake bar his case to go tuck tourists on their island (two hours flying, crawling, it is reasoned, the bastard!) And to top it all, it is at this precise moment that the writer decides once and for all that no longer give a damn about anything.


"Species of empaffé!" BANG!

What was already a detective story softies then becomes more than a vague excuse to cram in a haphazard action scenes crétinoïdes degumming of henchmen between two planes shameless tits falling steadily as a hair pie the hair (like "contact our hostess bar the Edy's has been kidnapped! Quick, we must prepare a plan to free this poor woman! Uh ... And if we kissed all night?").


An erotic scene unexpectedly, Playboy Centerfold atmosphere of the poor.

The plot we also brilliantly summed up by one of the playmates of the FBI in these words: "the snake escaped and found a way to pierce the mouth of the man most bastard of the archipelago !. That's about all there is to know: on one side of evil who want revenge and a snake killer, on the other, the heroines and their friends in the oily bodies. All this beautiful world will meet and compete during the action scenes of the utmost weakness, provided, of course, through dialogues at the height of the event, mostly bursts of humor fat Tap below the waist and thin replicas of warriors or playboys who are satisfied laugh more often when nothing is supposed to be funny.


One of the most effective gags of the film:
"- What can I serve you?"
"- Uh ... A pair of coffee!"


From action to its top level: bellâtres versus henchman Roller (and a friend latex).

Periodically, the female comes to reveal its charms in the most perfect and free Andy Sidaris, No scruples stifle decidedly took advantage here and there to do a little self-promotion casant in the scenery and dialogue references to his previous films.


Soliciting shamelessly, we are shown at length Poster " Malibu Express "Shame on the pretext that the actor of the film is the cousin of one of bellâtres!


Hey! A close up of the German poster of "Seven" (a film by ... guess who).

So much so that after an hour of this scheme is already in a state of total bewilderment that is gathered by the stage most branque that ever came out of the large brain sick Andy Sidaris: the scene of the killer frisbee which is the cost to the spectacles upscale henchman.


How to return to his advantage the passion of a thug for the Frisbee (View the video clip here).

After that, it only remains for the film to unfold quietly his many other discoveries made Nanard action scenes both corny and grotesque: an attack in a microlight, a torture scene filmed by a female bodybuilder from all angles, some bike-massacre, the bazooka, a villain who never dies, a serpent invites himself in the bathroom and finally because it was clearly decided in high places no cliche nanar not we be spared the Traditional foam model which falls from a building.


The death of Chung, played with conviction by the lining-famous waterfall of Peter Bromilow.

And it was after an anthology of the finest shots of the film (15 boobs centimeter square Pelloohe approximately) one takes leave of Andy Sidaris and his fine team of Zouaves, after having been entitled to some sunsets paradise of good quality. For it is well known, is in Hawaii that everything begins and ends. "Hawaii, gem set on the jewel of the Pacific, the place to be seen but you would not want to die ... Species empaffés!".

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