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May 19, 2010

Shirley Bassey Light My Fire

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shirley bassey light my fire.mp4 (19941 KB)

Shirley Bassey Light My Fire

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Lady Inmate Joanna Plants #1011378 (I remember getting so hot for some of these jailbirds when I found this two years ago, but Joanna is fresh jailbait...Look!)

Joanna
Age 20
Nevada

Joanna Plants #1011378
NNCC
PO Box 7000
Carson City, NV. 89702

In-house bunny looking for a little fun and excitement in a lonely place. I'm an athletic type measuring 36-29-34. I am 145 pounds, 5'10" tall, with legs to die for. I have long golden blonde hair, beautiful ocean blue eyes, and a body with features that resemble a Barbie doll. I like football, motorcycles, rock music, and definitely dirty jobs. I'm an A-B college student working towards a degree. I also enjoy dancing, outdoor recreation, reading, writing, drawing, and just having fun. I have a quick witted personality, and being a small town preachers daughter (and yes that means I have a wild side), I value intellectual minds, honesty, loyalty, humor, and class.

I'm looking for a generous man with similar values who will be understanding of my situation and is willing to offer their support. If this is you, write me. I'll be waiting.

Race: Irish/German
Date of Birth: 7-2-89
Release Date: Life
Height: 5'10"
Religion:
Do you smoke? No
Would you like letters from both sexes? Men
Education: High school graduate, college student
Occupation before prison: CNA (Certified Nursing Student)
Activities in prison: College student

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If you would rather email (ab@bisky.com the ad, photo and payment, you can pay now via paypal or credit card by clicking button below. Type all wording, attach jpeg photo and email them to me separately from payment. Or if you prefer to send information first and I can bill you. Alternative is to simply print out and complete application, include money order and mail to Meet-An-Inmate.com, Arlen Bischke, P.O. Box 1342, Pendleton, Oregon 97801

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Meet-An-Inmate.Com Application via The Perfect American while searching for my Elvis Turban Post

Meet-An-Inmate.Com Application
(if you would rather email payment and information click here for instructions)

Thank you very much for showing interest in placing a personal photo ad with Meet-An-Inmate.com. You decide what goes on the page as long as all information is true. Total cost is only: $20.00 for 6 months, $30.00 for 12 months, or $40.00 for 24 months. Ad includes one photo and up to a 200 word description. Additional photos are $3.00 each and you can add as many as you like. Send money order payable to:

Arlen Bischke, PO Box 1342, Pendleton, Oregon 97801

SEX________

Mailing Address:

First Name _______________Last Name_______________Doc#_______________

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Race_________Date of Birth: Month_______Day______Year______(mandatory)

Height________Religion____________ Release Date:_____________(mandatory)

Do you have children_____________________________Do you smoke________

Do you want letters from Men__________Women___________Both____________

Education_______________Occupation before prison________________________

Activities in prison____________________________________________________

1. You must notify us of any change of address. If we receive reports of returned letters it may be necessary to removed and delete your ad. Address changes, corrections to ad, are free, however, if you want to change your photo and/or rewrite your ad during the 12 month period there will be a five dollar additional charge at that time. Please try and keep the ad under 200 words. For added exposure you can have a featured ad. This will be a thumbnail link to your webpage from the homeage of either malefemale sction (depending on your sex). The cost is five dollars additional per three months. No minimum length required. A photo is highly recommended as the response with ads without photos is very poor. The original photo will be returned along with confirmation of ad being posted. In prisons that allow us to do so, we will send you a print out of the ad as it appears on the internet.

2. Please advise us of a change in your release date. If you are estimating your time of release after gain time please specify that on your application. Your ad will be removed according to the release date.

3. A web page is like an electronic newspaper or magazine with a circulation that reaches around the entire world. Meet-An-Inmate.Com is listed at or near the top of most of the Internet search engines. However, we cannot guarantee how many responses (if any) you will receive.

4. A friend or relative can submit your ad and photo for you and pay the fee. Only you can cancel the ad or make changes once the ad is placed. They can print out the application at: http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/application.htm and make check payable to: Arlen Bischke, PO Box 1342, Pendleton Oregon 97801

5. If you experience more mail than you can handle please advise us and we can delete or put a hold on your ad until further notice. This will not change the expiration date of ad.

6. We make very few changes to the wording of an ad other than correcting spelling errors; however, we reserve the right to edit, delete, reject, or change wording in any ad. No profanity or adult content is permitted. If we discover you sent in a photo that was not of you or gave false information on your application, we will remove your ad. Do not ask your pen pals for money.

7. Your name and mailing address will appear directly on the ad. There is no charge to your penpals to write to you. We do not forward emails.

8. Once we go to the expense of scanning your photo and building the web page there will be no refunds. There is no discount if your sentence is less than 12 months.

9. We will accept stamps as payment, but highly prefer a money order. In New York State inmates are prohibited from using stamps as a form of payment Also in New York and most other states inmate to inmate correspondence is not allowed.

About you: (This is your ad, as you want it worded.) Please print out and then fill out or request application from address above.

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Elvis Kung Fu Fighting

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Karate Elvis Style - WFMU.mp4 (8496 KB)

Jul 8, 2007
let's just say that when the perfect american was listed (and non-objectionable), I came in second to the EPE (Elvis Presley Enterprises) official Graceland Website for Elvis results! Here's a good one on Ed and the 'Guys' from 2007

Senior Grand Master Edmund Kealoha Parker & Sonny West

"I come to you with only Karate, empty hands, I have no weapons, but should I be forced to defend myself, my principles or my honor, should it be a matter of life or death, of right or wrong; then here are my weapons, Karate, my empty hands."
Edmund Kealoha Parker

Ed Parker

1931 -- 1990
Honolulu
(heart attack)

Edmund Kealoha Parker

American martial artist and teacher
founder of
American Kenpo

Mr. Parker was well known for his business creativity. He helped many martial artists to open their dojos. He was also well known in Hollywood where he trained a great many stunt men and celebrities; most notable was Elvis Presley.
The following Black Belts were listed on the Parker family tree:he also helped Bruce Lee gain national attention by introducing him at his International Karate Championships.

He served as Elvis Presley's bodyguard during the singer's final years, did movie stuntwork and acting, and was one of the Kenpo instructors of martial arts action movie actor Jeff Speakman.

He is best known to Kenpoists as the founder of American Kenpo and is referred to fondly as the "Father of American Karate". He is referred to formally as
Senior Grand Master.

34 days 19 hr 28 min 42 sec 'til Elvis Week 2007

The live GracelandCam updates every 60 seconds.

Sonny & Red West, Elvis, Jerry Schilling, Lamar Fike, Joe Esposito

SONNY WEST INTERVIEW

Sonny West, cousin to Red West's first met Elvis at Humes High play football

Sonny (Delbert) West 1938 Cousin to Red West. He first saw Elvis at Humes High and later met him at the Rainbow Rollerdome where he was introduced by Red West, Sonny West who had been working at the Ave Appliance Store in Memphis quit his job and went to work for Elvis taking care of Elvis’ vehicles and lived in a converted apartment at Graceland

elvis: une récompense de la tribu d'Indiens de sioux
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"The Eagle" was Sonny’s karate nickname, which was given to him by Elvis. Elvis served as best man and Priscilla s the maid of honor at Sonny West and Judy Morgan’s wedding on December 28, 1971 at the Trinity Baptist Church in Memphis during which Elvis carried a flashlight. West’s brother-in-law was Bill Thorpe who was the all schools boxing champion in Memphis during the 50’s Elvis bought West a black Cadillac convertibles, in addition to a motorcycle, a pickup truck and other vehicles, He played small rolls in a number of Elvis films, including the 68 movie Stay Away Joe West was fired by Vernon Presley on July 13, 1976.
The members of the Memphis Mafia:

Red West
Sonny West
George Klein
Jerry Schilling
Lamar Fike
Sheriff Bill Morris
Sheriff Roy Nixon
Marty Lacker
Dr. Nichopoulous
Richard Davis
Charlie Hodge
Joe Esposito
Alan Fortas
Gene Presley
Billy Smith Presley
Vernon Presley
And the only female member Patty Parry