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INTUITIVE PENIS IGNORES DIET via (Classic) The Perfect American Oct 10, 2008

INTUITIVE PENIS  IGNORES DIET

INTUITIVE PENIS 

 

IGNORES DIET 

 

Welcome to the sixth edition of "The Definitive Penis Size Survey"! For those new to this site, the discussion below pertains to the results of the most exhaustive penis size survey conducted to date. Questions concerning everything from actual penis dimensions to the possible correlation between size and other parts of the body, to "owner" satisfaction have been asked in a serious attempt to dissect penis fact from "phallic fallacy". With a combined adolescent/adult sample size in excess of 3,100 subjects, a high degree of statistical precision has been achieved.

In order to expedite the writing process of this communication, I have followed the same format of previous editions. A number of topics, however, are covered in slightly greater depth than before and I have introduced three new graphics.

 

BEFORE WE BEGIN

In a number of the analyses that follow, penis size has been classified according to the subject's perceived endowment status (ref. question 43 of the questionnaire). The dimensions of this "self-ranked endowment status" are summarized in the table below.

 

MEAN VALUES OF SELF-RANKED ENDOWMENT STATUS

 

VARIABLE MODEST AVERAGE ENDOWED
Erect Length 141.5mm (5.6") 161.8mm (6.4") 181.1mm (7.1")
Erect Circumference 117.6mm (4.6") 127.4mm (5.0") 137.8mm (5.4")

With the exception of "Penis Size and Age" and "On Circumcision, the analyses discussed below pertain to adult subjects, 18 years of age and older.

The inclusion of minimal, and particularly maximal penile dimensions have caused many of you to question the validity of my data. Blatantly fraudulent responses (from 17 year old lawyers or those claiming "American Zulu warrior" ancestry, for example) are excluded from entry into the database as are penis lengths in excess of 360mm (14.2"). As an additional safeguard, the bottom 1% (for those 18 years and older) and top 2% (for all age groups) of each of the five penile measurements studied have also been excluded from the analysis. I realize that this is a rather conservative approach, but the fact that my results are very close to that reported by Kinsey eat AOL. and the almost symmetric distribution of erect penis lengths, leads me to suspect that any residual and unavoidable contamination has been kept to a minimum.

 

SUBJECT CHARACTERISTICS

 

Personal Data of Adult Subjects
Variable Value
Sample Size 2,545
Average Age 29.7yrs
Average Weight 80.9 kg (178.3 lbs)
Average Height 1.80 m (70.8")

 

PENIS DIMENSIONS

 

Please note that all measurements are expressed in metric units with corresponding imperial units in brackets. VITAL PENIS STATISTICS FOR MEN 18 YEARS AND OLDER
Mean± Standard Deviation 95% Confidence Interval Maximum Minimum
LENGTH OF FLACCID PENIS 86.3mm(3.4")± 27.0(1.1) 85.2mm(3.4")- 87.4mm(3.4") 157mm(6.2") 25mm(1.0")
LENGTH OF ERECT PENIS 161.5mm(6.4")± 31.5(1.2) 160.2mm(6.3")- 162.7mm(6.4") 260mm(10.2") 68(2.7")
CIRCUMFERENCE OF ERECT PENIS 127.6mm(5.0")± 25.5(1.0) 126.6mm(5.0")- 128.7mm(5.1") 200mm(7.9") 60mm(2.4")
LENGTH OF HEAD 39.5mm(1.6")± 9.9(0.4) 38.5mm(1.5")- 39.5mm(1.6") 76mm(3.0") 12mm(0.5")

 


 

Figure 3 illustrates the bell-shaped distribution of erect penis lengths, thereby justifying the use of the parametric statistical tests that follow.


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Although it was not part of my original analysis, a number of you have asked whether gay or bisexual men are more endowed than straight men. As we can see from figure 4, there was no statistical difference in erect penis length amongst the three groups.

 

 

MEASURING UP

To determine more precisely how you compare with the 2,545 adult subjects who participated in this survey, I have divided the data into percentiles of 10 percentile increments. If, for example, your erect penis measures 155 mm, the table below indicates that this size falls between the 40th and 50th percentile. In other words, at least 40% of the men fell below this value and at least 50% were above. In the upcoming expanded version of this edition, the chart below has been replaced by three graphs which provide an even greater degree of precision.

 


PENIS DIMENSIONS BY PERCENTILES FOR MEN 18 YEARS AND OLDER
PERCENTILE FLACCID ERECT CIRCUMFERENCE
0 25(1.0") 68(2.7") 60(2.4")
10 50(2.0") 125(4.9") 95(3.7")
20 60(2.4") 140(5.5") 110(4.3")
30 73(2.9") 147(5.8") 120(4.7")
40 80(3.1") 152(6.0") 125(4.9")
50 88(3.5") 160(6.3") 130(5.1")
60 95(3.7") 170(6.7") 134(5.3")
70 100(3.9") 176(6.9") 140(5.5")
80 110(4.3") 185(7.3") 150(5.9")
90 120(4.7") 200(7.9") 160(6.3")
100 157(6.2") 260(10.2") 205(8.1")

 

PENIS SIZE AND RACE

Since the release of the fifth edition, the number of Black and Hispanic participants has not substantially increased. Because of the continued low sample sizes therefore, the results reported below concerning the aforementioned groups must be considered tentative, pending a larger number of responses.

Surprisingly, it would appear from Figure 5, that contrary to popular myth, Black males have shorter erect lengths than their Caucasian counterparts. However, due to the small sample size and large variation in lengths, this "difference" is not statistically significant. The average flaccid length among Blacks however was 93.8mm (3.7") compared to 87.7mm (3.4") for Caucasians, which may be responsible for the impression that Black men have greater erect dimensions. Again, I emphasize that these observations must remain tentative.

There was a significant difference in length between Caucasians and both Hispanic and East Asians (those of Chinese, Japanese, Korean or Vietnamese descent). Whereas with Hispanics, such a difference was limited to erect length only, with East Asians all five measurements were statistically lower in comparison to Caucasians. Although part of this difference may be due to the shorter stature of East Asians (see "On Correlations" below), height matched comparisons with Caucasian subjects nevertheless failed to alter this finding.

 

The figure to the left summarizes the results of question 44, in which men were asked to rate members of their own ethnic group with respect to size. Of particular interest was the response of East Asian subjects. Among East Asians residing in the East, 31% felt that they were generally of modest size, compared to 56% of those living in the West. This is probably due to the fact that Western countries tend to be more racially diverse, allowing for greater interaction and hence comparison with men of different ethnic backgrounds. It is also interesting to note that the vast majority of Black subjects stated that they tended to be well endowed; an opinion which was not borne out by the results of this study.

 

 


PENIS SIZE AND AGE

I was initially surprised by the number of responses from teenagers and, although my survey wasn't specifically designed to detect changes in penis size during puberty, the data collected so far has revealed some rather interesting findings.

As of this edition, and as illustrated in Figure 7, average erect penis length increased until the age of 16, a finding that marks a departure from the five previous editions of this page, which reported that such a developmental milestone occurred at age 17. With respect to adolescent lengths, it is interesting to note that the results presented here are almost identical to that of another online survey, the results of which are located at http://www.dnai.com/~ibex/jackmisc/jacklib/jacksurvey3.html. The apparent variation in average size between the ages of 16 to 49 was due to random sampling error and was not statistically significant..

The situation with regard to erect penis length beyond the age of 50 remains somewhat nebulous. According to the graph below, there was essentially no difference in size with respect to younger age groups. However, I have detected a progressive, yet slight decline in length among older men in this group. Unfortunately, due to the modest sample size of such individuals, it was not possible to determine whether this was a statistical anomaly or an anatomical consequence of the aging process.

 

 

ON ERECTIONS

The data indicates that during an erection, the average increase in penis size was 197.9%. However, for men whose flaccid penis measured 80 mm (3.1") or less, the increase was 263.2%, compared to 165.3% for those greater than this length (p<0.0001).>

It is also interesting to note that there was less variation in erect penis lengths relative to flaccid lengths. This convergence in penis size is illustrated by comparing the coefficient of variation (CV), a unitless measure of variability obtained by dividing the standard deviation by the mean and expressing the result as a percentage. The CV for flaccid lengths was 31.4 whereas in the erect state it decreased to 19.5.

When erect the position of greatest girth was as follows; head 36%, uniform 32%, base 25% and some other location 7%.

Forty eight per cent stated that their penis was straight when erect, 28% reported a deviation to the left or right and 24% claimed to have a bend (presumably in the shaft).

 

 

 

ON CIRCUMCISION

Unlike a previously published study in the medical literature, I did not detect a significant difference in erect length (or the other four measurements) between circumcised and uncircumcised individuals.

Overall, 70% of the subjects were circumcised, 27% were uncircumcised and 3% did not specify their circumcision status. Of the 633 men responding outside of the U.S.A. and Canada who specified their status, 64% were uncircumcised. Not unexpectedly, this compares to 40% of Canadians and only 15% of Americans.

The proportion of those claiming to be content, neutral or discontent concerning their circumcision status was almost equal between the two groups (approximately 66%, 21% and 13% respectively). Among those who were content however, there was a striking difference with regard to sexual orientation. Seventy-two per cent of circumcised straight males expressed contentment with their circumcision status while only 58% of circumcised gay or bisexuals felt the same way (p<0.001).>

 

ON CORRELATIONS

 

With the rather impressive number of responses I have amassed since the inception of this survey, I have detected that, on average, there exists a strong relationship between erect penis length and height, as illustrated in Figure 9. For the purposes of demonstrating possible correlations between length and various hand and foot measurements, it became necessary to control for this phenomena by performing a partial correlation between length and the various measurements in question. The results of such an analysis are presented below.

 

 

 

 

Body Part
Partial Correlation Coefficient
middle finger to palm distance 0.25
length of thumb 0.25
length of big toe 0.18
shoe size 0.08
With the exception of shoe size, there exists a significant but weak correlation for each of the body parts studied. (Please note that questions regarding nose length and width are recent additions to the survey, and at the time of this writing I had insufficient data to perform a reliable statistical analysis.)

Figure 10 reveals the significant relationship between erect length and circumference.

SIZE PERCEPTION

The following discussion pertains to Section E of the survey which attempts to assess the degree of accuracy by which penis size is estimated. The results of the first three sets of test subjects are located on a separate page.

As shown in the figure below, subjects A and B were significantly over or underestimated respectively. Although subject A is of modest endowment in terms of length, his circumference is average, and this may have contributed to the overestimation. Subject B's flaccid length was correctly estimated to be 124mm (4.9"), but his predicted erect length, like that of subject A in Set 1, was underestimated. This provides further support that assessing a person's endowment status based solely on the basis of flaccid size is highly unreliable.

As in all other sets, estimates were found to be independent of age, sexual orientation, number of male sexual partners, self ranked endowment status or contentment status.

 

SUBJECT A
Estimated Erect Length 127mm (5.0") Actual Erect Length 121mm (4.75")


SUBJECT B
Estimated Erect Length Based on Flaccid View 184mm (7.25") Actual Erect Length 190mm (7.5")

 

 

SOME PENILE TRIVIA

As in previous editions of this communication, body builders tended to be more endowed than "couch potatoes" (170.5mm or 6.7" vs. 160.7mm or 6.3" p<0.001).>

In addition, the difference in flaccid length between those who are reluctant to potentially expose their penis to public scrutiny and those who are not remained strong (81.0mm or 3.2" vs. 89.6mm or 3.5" respectively p<0.001).>p<0.001). A similar relationship was seen with regard to potential exposure to male family members.


 

As illustrated in figure 11, well endowed men had more sexual partners per year than their average or modestly endowed counterparts. The data reveals that these men were more self-confident which may, in part, explain this finding.


As illustrated in figure 12, a striking difference existed in the response pattern between gay/bisexual men and straight men when these individuals viewed a well endowed male (ref. survey question 47). Gay and bisexual men tended more to express arousal (36%) or awe (28%), while straight men were more likely to be indifferent (29%) or envious (21%). Among both groups, those who were indifferent had significantly larger erect penises than those who felt either intimidation or inadequacy (p<0.001).>

 

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Hi, Have a look at the following story on the Mail & Guardian Online:
http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-06-18-woman-injures-throat-in-vuvuzela-compe...
Woman injures throat in vuvuzela competition
CAPE TOWN, SOUTH AFRICA Jun 18 2010 14:32

A Cape Town woman who injured her throat at a vuvuzela blowing competition
said on Friday that she was on the mend.

"It took about two days to heal, by Monday I was feeling fine," said Yvonne
Mayer, an employee of Old Mutual Finance in Pinelands.

"I just hope there is no permanent damage, but it doesn't seem like it."

Mayer ruptured part of her throat after taking part in a vuvuzela blowing
competition last Friday.

She and her husband, Ronald, had walked through the streets of Cape Town to
enjoy the atmosphere before the opening game. When she and a group of people
held the competition, her throat started burning.

"I just thought I was getting sick," she said.

After the match, her throat started burning even more.

It felt as if a bubble had become stuck in her windpipe, she said.

The next day she went to the doctor.

"The doctor was really enjoying it, he just kept laughing at me and said it
was his first vuvuzela injury," said Mayer.

"The only thing he was concerned about was an infection, but he took some
blood tests."

Dr Scott Barker of Netcare Blaauberg Hospital said the continuous blowing
after the initial tear had resulted in the wound becoming bigger.

Mayer said she suspected she had blown the instrument incorrectly.

She admitted that she was now "a bit nervous" about blowing the vuvuzela
again, and would rather try to master the technique first. -- Sapa
Source: Mail & Guardian Online
Web Address:
http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-06-18-woman-injures-throat-in-vuvuzela-compe...

For more stories, visit http://www.mg.co.za

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If any Chinese Wiki Users Can Help Me Fix My Vuvuzela Correction, I'd Appreciate it: http://zh-yue.wikipedia.org/ #cite_note-12

[13].

In 2001, the South African company Maxinsidan Sports Inc. Began mass production of plastic made generous vroom La [14] Cite error: Closing </ref> missing for <ref> tag President of FIFA Sepp Blatter opposed banning the vuvuzela, saying "We should not try to Europeanise an African World Cup."[15] FIFA ultimately decided to allow the instrument for the 2010 World Cup as well,[16] except for vuvuzelas longer than one metre.[17]

Some football commentators, players, and international audiences argued against the vuvuzela during the 2009 FIFA Confederations Cup. During the match between United States and Italy, BBC Sport commentator Lee Dixon referred to the sounds as "quite irritating".[未記出處或冇根據]

2 2010年世界盃足球賽 [edit]

During the 2010 FIFA World Cup, Hyundai and a local South African advertising agency called Jupiter Drawing Room created the largest working vuvuzela in the world—Template:Convert long—on an unfinished flyover road in Cape Town.[18] The vuvuzela is powered by several air horns attached at the "mouthpiece" end, and it will be blown at the beginning of each of the World Cup matches.

2.1 爭議 [edit]

2.1.1 帶畀比賽嘅困擾 [edit]

係FIFA收到好多嚟自歐洲電視傳媒集團嘅投訴之後,呢啲集團希望嗚嗚聲喇被禁止,因為嗚嗚聲喇嘅聲襟咗評論員把聲。響比賽之前,荷蘭國家足球隊教 練 Bert van Marwijk同西班牙國家足球隊中鋒沙比阿朗素亦都呼籲,後者話,嗚嗚聲喇嘅聲令到球員好難溝通同集中注意力,而且咁樣對氣氛冇太大嘅提升。 "Dutch coach joins chorus to ban vuvuzela", June 20, 2009.</ref>[19] 2010年6月13日,BBC播咗南非主席Danny Jordaan響 比賽中對嗚嗚聲喇嘅禁止嘅考慮。 [20]

Jordaan noted that "if there are grounds to do so, yes [they will be gotten rid of]" and that "if any land on the pitch in anger we will take action."[20]

During the event many competitors have criticised and complained about the noise caused by the vuvuzela horns, including France's Patrice Evra who blamed the horns for the team's poor performance.[20] He also claimed that the sound of the vuvuzelas away from the stadiums hampered the ability of the players to get their rest.[21] Other critics include Lionel Messi who complained that the sound of the vuvuzelas hampered communication among players on the pitch,[22] and broadcasting companies, who complained that commentators' voices were being drowned out by the sound.[21] Portugal's Cristiano Ronaldo went on record to state that the sound of the vuvuzelas disturbed the teams' concentration.[23]

Others watching on television have complained that the ambient audio feed from the stadium only contains the sounds of the vuvuzelas and the natural sounds of people in the stands are drowned out.[24] A spokesperson for the ESPN network said it was taking steps to minimize the noise of the vuvuzelas on its broadcasts.[25] There are some that see their use during the performance of the national anthems as disrespectful.[26][27] Other critics have also noted that it is seen as disrespectful to be "dismissive of the cultures of the guest team supporters".[28]

During the opening ceremony the announcer had to ask fans using vuvuzelas to be quiet as he could not be heard.[29]

Television viewers in UK are being offered 45 minute mp3 download clips to cancel out the noise of the vuvuzelas during broadcast television matches by means of "active noise control".[30]

2.1.2 對嗚嗚聲喇嘅支持 [edit]

However other commentators have defended the vuvuzela as being an integral and unique part of South African football culture and say it adds to the atmosphere of the game.[31][32] BBC sports commentator Farayi Mungazi said the sound of the horn was the "recognised sound of football in South Africa" and is "absolutely essential for an authentic South African footballing experience". He also said there was no point in taking the world cup to Africa and then "trying to give it a European feel".[33] The Daily Telegraph's chief sports reporter Paul Kelso described critics of the vuvuzela as "killjoys" and said they should "stop moaning".[34]

In response to the criticism, President of FIFA Sepp Blatter commented, "I have always said that Africa has a different rhythm, a different sound. I don't see banning the music traditions of fans in their own country. Would you want to see a ban on the fan traditions in your country?"[35]

2.1.3 響足球比賽以外嘅使用 [edit]

Vuvuzelas also began to be blown at other locations, leading to a ban by some shopping centres.[36] Some World Cup football players complained that they were being awoken in their hotel rooms by the instruments.[37] Demand for earplugs to protect from hearing loss during the World Cup[38] outstripped supply, with many pharmacies running out of stock. Neil van Schalkwyk, manufacturer of the plastic vuvuzela, began selling earplugs to fans.[39]

3 參考 [edit]

  1. V is for Vuvuzela。 FIFA。 喺September 9, 2008揾到。
  2. "Blasts of joy as vuvuzelas unbanned", July 13, 2008.
  3. "World Cup horn risks permanent damage to hearing: study", June 8, 2010.
  4. "Are vuvuzelas a safety risk?", May 27, 2010.
  5. "Study: Vuvuzela could spread colds and flu", June 10, 2010.
  6. "SPCA worried by vuvuzelas", June 10, 2010.
  7. "The World Cup noise that annoys", June 4, 2010.
  8. "World Cup ready to open in South Africa and vuvuzelas will make plenty of noise", June 6, 2010.
  9. "Nothing kills the joy of soccer like a bunch of wailing vuvuzelas", May 30, 2010.
  10. "The happy chaos of Soccer City", June 11, 2010.
  11. 11.0 11.1 New vuvuzelas turn down volume。 Sport24 (2010-06-14)。
  12. Hall, Swanepoel (April 2010)。 Football match spectator sound exposure and effect on hearing: A pretest-post-test study。 SAMJ: South African Medical Journal。
  13. {{cite web | url = http://www.mg.co.za/article/2010-01-08-vuvuzela-creator-blown-off | title = Vuvuzela Creator Blown Off | first = Phathisani | last = Moyo | publisher = Mail & Guardian |date = January 8, 2010|
  14. Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named southafricainfo
  15. Cite error: Invalid <ref> tag; no text was provided for refs named ESPN_Soccernet

On Mon, Jun 28, 2010 at 1:24 AM, Limbs AndThings <limbsandthings@gmail.com> wrote:
  1. Vuvuzela creator blown off?

    PHATHISANI MOYO | JOHANNESBURG, SOUTH AFRICA - Jan 08 2010 12:46

    It used to be visible only at ­football matches, but the metre-long horn known as the vuvuzela has grown in popularity beyond South Africa, thanks to the World Cup finals set to kick off here in June. But just who is cashing in on the South African-turned-global phenomenon?

    Popular Kaizer Chiefs supporter Freddie “Saddam” Maake, who claims to have created the instrument, is an angry man and feels sidelined from the lucrative spin-offs of his “hard work”. The Mail & Guardian caught up with the colourful 53-year-old football fan at his home in Tembisa this week. He vows the rights of the vuvuzela belong to him and went on to put up a convincing argument for why he should receive royalties from all the companies that produce the horn.

    Finding Maake’s house is not difficult, even in the crowded suburb of Tembisa. It is the one with a giant Kaizer Chiefs flag at the gate. Resplendent in the gold and black colours of his beloved club, Saddam welcomed the M&G team into his home. The lounge resembles a football museum, dominated by Amakhosi artefacts, which include more than 200 helmets, known as amakaraba, all types of vuvuzelas, flags, scarves, posters and pictures. Even his giant flat-screen television beamed the 1988 Bob Save final between Orlando Pirates and Chiefs.

    There was no time to admire his fine collection as he quickly pulled out a folder that explains his long relationship with the controversial instrument. “They may steal my idea [the vuvuzela], but Saddam Maake is a football brand,” he says as he lays out dozens of photographs on a coffee table covered with a Kaizer Chiefs tablecloth.

    He points at the first picture taken in the 1970s, of him holding a long aluminium vuvuzela. “This is the father of all the vuvuzelas you see today.” Maake says the instrument was banned from the stadium as authorities ruled that it was a dangerous weapon. He admits to having used it once or twice in scuffles with rival fans and feels the ban was justified.

    The common denominator in all the pictures on the table that trace his journey from Kaiser Chiefs matches in the 1970s and 1980s to South Africa’s readmission to international football with the ­
    4-1 loss to Zimbabwe in 1992, as well as to the 1996 (South Africa) and 1998 (Burkina Faso) Africa Cup of Nations, is that he is the only supporter holding a vuvuzela.

    He moves to his most prized ­photograph, taken at the 1998 World Cup finals in France after he was funded by Coca-Cola to travel with Bafana Bafana as they made their debut appearance at the global extravaganza. “As you can see, the French were amused by my invention and surrounded me everywhere I went.”

    There are many other pictures, including one of him teaching Orlando Pirates’ number-one supporter, Mzion Mofokeng, how to blow the horn. All tell of a man with a long history with the instrument.

    “This is my invention and it saddens me that other people are benefiting from all the suffering I have endured in popularising the vuvuzela. I was locked up for 20 minutes at the airport when I insisted on flying to Zimbabwe with my vuvuzela in 1992. I was determined to blow it as I boarded the plane, because it was the first time I flew.”

    He says the pictures may only show him with a vuvuzela as late as the 1970s, but Maake claims to have made his first horn in 1965. “I started with an old bicycle horn that used to have a black rubber. I removed the rubber and blew it with my mouth.” He pulls the old horn out of his bag to collaborate his story.

    Maake says he tried hard to find a manufacturer for the perfect vuvuzela. In 1989, after his aluminium piece was banned, he met Peter Rice, who owned a plastic-manufacturing company. “Peter helped me a lot because he agreed to make a plastic version, but it was still too short for my liking.” He joined a pipe to make it longer. In 1999 he chose to market “his invention” with a 10-track album named Vuvuzela Cellular, which features the horn prominently in most of the songs.

    Maake’s anger about his loss in earnings is directed at Neil van Schalkwyk, the co-owner of Masincedane Sport in Cape Town. He accuses the 36-year-old businessman of “short changing” him after an earlier undertaking to share the proceeds. “He is making a killing out of my hard work while I starve,” says Maake. Masincedane has gone into partnership with a German company to produce the vuvuzela ahead of the 2010 World Cup. “Journalists from as far as England and Mexico have visited me here and say that I should be rich, but look at me.”

    The father of nine still lives in a rented house in Tembisa and survives mostly by selling his 1999 CD at football matches.

    “The most I have received from Neil is R2 500 back in 2004 and he tells me that there is no money whenever I contact him.”

    Maake says, as a poor man, the government and legal system have let him down. “All the lawyers that I have approached abandon me after they meet Van Schalkwyk.”

    But Van Schalkwyk told the UK Guardian that he had not made any promises to Maake. “No agreements were made in terms of him getting a royalty for every vuvuzela ever produced. That was never on the cards.”

    Masincedane Sport also claims to have developed the vuvuzela itself after it came across a tin version.

    Van Schalkwyk said Maake was the least of his worries. He had invested his house and life savings in the vuvuzela business. “There is a misconception that the vuvuzelas on the streets are all from my company. I can tell you now that they are being produced en masse in Asia and we are not being protected from these predators. Even local companies employ agencies to source branded vuvuzelas on their behalf, who, in turn, run to the Asian market,” he said.

    The question of who owns the rights to the vuvuzela appears destined to remain unanswered until well after the World Cup -- when it will be irrelevant.

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