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November 28, 2009

THE PERFECT AMERICAN MEETS SEA OF SHOES and other Stories

THE PERFECT AMERICAN MEETS SEA OF SHOES

SHOE SHOULD I LOVE? SHOE IS MR. RIGHT?

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phone calls. oh, fuck, it"s another fucking phone calls. who is it Now? Wh maury, kanye, Ronnie, George?ose the one that i call large, if it"s Maury, I"ll go to sleep and he"ll keep, and if it"s kanye i"ll kick rap some dope sleazy, yo, if it"s Ronnie i"ll get my gun suicide sure sounds like fun, it won"t be George, love of my life, he ignores me like his ex wife. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, Hello? It"s goddamn motherfuck ing pain in my ass, Marathon MO. god, Help me, Ronnie, help me get off the phone

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It"s close to midnight and something evil"s lurking in the dark

Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heartYou try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make itYou start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes,You"re paralyzed"Cause this is thriller, thriller nightAnd no one"s gonna save you from the beast about to strikeYou know it"s thriller, thriller nightYou"re fighting for your life inside a killer, thriller tonightYou hear the door slam and realize the

November 25, 2009

Who're Jane Aldridge Deb Pals? And where do they keep their $Crillon Balls

Who're Jane Aldridge Deb Pals?

And where do they keep their Crillon Balls

who are jane aldridge deb pals

and where do they keep their crillon balls

american teens will spend the weekend eating leftovers in sweatpants of young rich women who are involved in resolutely chic inactivity
who are making their debut at the bal des debutantes at the crillon hotel de crillon in paris on saturday evening
founded by parisian public relations maven ophelia renouard ball it attracts girls of bigwigs from the world of entertainment and fashion like victoria and vanessa traina and lauren bush
programming this year is no ball of trendiness
adishree singh will make her debut alongside francesca eastwood daughter of clint lady kitty spencer of the late princess diana
each girl is paired with an escort called a jumper many of which have pedigree so very important
the organizers are especially proud to build accordionist alessandro belmondo son of french actor jean paul belmondo
in addition each girl has also been accompanied by fashion houses to design her dress for the big wear
adler the official jewelry sponsor of the providential debs provides with the knickknacks kay was busy
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aldridge told subeditors of vogue to put up with the organizers of the ball after aldridge and mother requested accessories of chanel hauteur escort university
busy beat is can resume ringside but busybody aldridge says she goes through more than mails in a day from readers of blogs just finished second in capsule shoes for urban outfitters aldridge sea of shoes
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October 28, 2009

Jane Aldridge Dailymotion Seaofshoes Charter Member Dailymotion.com/users/group/SHOENAMI

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JAPANESE TOURISTS VOTE FOR BEST ELVIS

JAPANESE TOURISTS VOTE FOR BEST ELVIS
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JAPANESE TOURISTS VOTE FOR BEST ELVIS
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Gros bises,

j~A

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'comme elle' Avez-Rei Kawakubo

atteindre l'avenir. Au-delà elle vêtements.

Au-delà cél...
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Ann Demeulemeester [Joyeux cinquantième anniversaire!]

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Ann Demeulemeester [Joyeux cinquantième anniversaire!]

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August 18, 2009

Jane Aldridge and Mrjyn 'Giant' Rialto Marfa Wedding - Dec. 2, 2009 (Invited Family - Guests [::] + SOS Only) + Inst. Cute Baby Snowshoe Walmart Reg

INST CUTE?

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Lasting

Acapulco

wrote:

did you get that pic from me or did i get it from you.  are you Tolkien? the Wilmar thing?  cause if you are, that was some fun shit.  choppin' baby shoes. i also made a wedding registry. i musta been in a hell of a mood last night.  my little sanctioned 550 word greeting about our wedding is unrepeatably priceless.



just glad you may or may not, I'll never understand you, still have a sense of humor.  
that last little flyby leaflet drop  and questionnaire and ssh with the double-somersaulting fallback to the endzone was even weirder than you're previous quarantining.  cool.  
almost ready to move 
to new york.

Maryrose

Jane Aldridge snowshoes

July 24, 2009

JANE ALDRIDGE - SEA OF SHOES: The darker hair! Electronically love! Ava lava love. The darker hair question is incredible! Fashion Roadkill!

Love.  The new hair color. this shoot is AMAZING!! 
  Really like darker hair on You! 
 Please do share! pox froufrou| These pictures are beautiful and Jane Aldridge really make straitjackets look good. Makes me wish.
 The Tiffany showground Sixty Sick Girls. Give me Your hair. No wait that's bit creepy. Keep Your hair. Jane Aldridge look better in it anyway. Love this superficially skintight. Your outfit is beautiful like Your hair floorwalker love. 
  The darker hair! electronically love. 
  The darker hair question is incredible! 
  And. 
  The first picture is amazing. 
  The outfit is perfection espresso those boots!! 
fashion roadkill Halifax fashion roadkill. 
  Denigrate hair color make Jane Aldridge look alto more mature! 
  That jacket reminds kind of John Gallicism's fall Looks incredible. 
  The skirt Thomas. everything looks amazing together great pieces! lioness fashioner| great boots! and like. 
  The darker hair better contrast with Your skin Exxon lute shop visa lube. 
  You look like. porcelain sixteen fashionably sixteen sportsmanlike Your hair looks really good. few shades darker! 
  That jacket is absolutely amazing! 
  What camera lens did Your mom use and what type of lighting. want to re create. shoot like that!! 
  Chinatown Tee LUCKY WINNER is an INTERNATIONAL GIVEAWAY so everyone in. 
  The Planet can enter This GIVEAWAY next Good Luck Kissie. 
  The Stiletto Effect really LOVE picture! 
  Loose. 
  The new hair! . 
  The new hair color looks lovely! 
  Stunning photos. 
  The lighting is so lush!! 
  It makes Jane Aldridge look more mature somehow Amazing outfit as always. love. 
  The different textures. 
  The whole romantic feel So beautiful! 
  this hair color is amazing for Jane Aldridge much warmer bee. 
  Those Millipede ankle boots are amazing!! 
  I LOVE. 
  The skirt AND. 
  The jacket And. 
  The boots And. 
  The pics! 
  Ava lava love. 
  The way this outfit is put together stylishness. 
  Perfect for toeing season love. 
  The darker color on Jane Aldridge and. 
  The jacket is exquisite. elite Jade bath. i like. 
  The hair looks like Baccalaureate Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's doctor. 
 Wow lookout. Your new hair color!! tar. that warmer blond looks sooty pretty on Your skin tone. wow!!
gorgeous pictures and jacket!! and. 
  LOVE Your AND Your boots. 
  Car. 
love how mix black and nude and of course texture. 
  The new haircare looks amazing on You! 
  The Pups are adorable! 
  And ahchoo, those boots.
smitten SOMETHING PICASSO. 
  Love Your hair! 
  Not sure if Jane Aldridge or Your mom shot. 
  The lights and twigs but that shot is beautiful Me. 
  Marisa meaningless words And.
love Your outfit as usual!
saw Your vogue editorial when it came in. 
  The mail love everything Jane Aldridge and Your mom was wearing! 
  I love Your new hair! 
  Justina. 
  I love. 
  The drapery mess of this outfit and The hardness of The boots.
 Very nice!
  The darker hair is very flattering! 
  And those Millionaire just to die for. 
  I love Jane Aldridge look picaresque amazing! 
  Pretty. 
  Pot Loofah groove it! 
  
Justice style crusader? Can Jane Aldridge please tell us if that is Corning. 
  The last pic what. cute dog! windy. 
  Your hair looks fantastic! 
  Your new hair color looks amazing on You!! 
  You have such. great eye for finding pieces As always love. 
  The shoes and great choice for fall with going. little darker with. 
  The hair In. 
  The third pic down Jane Aldridge look so much like Your mother Great post! 
  Ooh. love this shoot! 
  Nor Your hair looks darker. like it! 
  Smooches. 
  The Tart . . 
  The Tart. i absolutely love this post that outfit is fabulous! and. love. 
  The decor! xx always Alanna. 
  Scientist. 
  Your skin always looks amazing in. 
  The photos Do Jane Aldridge use any make up If so what brands AL. really like. 
  The hair color, The shoes, The jacket gamy. 
  I like. 
  The new haircare Colossus look great together Like The hair too! 
  Lake love. 
  The hair. 
  The outfit. 
  The shoes. 
  The lighting. 
  The room. 
  The everything Jane Aldridge are truly. stunning beauty miss Jane clearinghouse Very cool outfit. like it! i love. 
  The colors. 
  The lighting. 
  The clothes. 
  The dog flora. 
  Love those boots vanity bloodsport. 

July 18, 2009

Jane Aldridge - Sea of Shoes

Jane Aldridge - Sea of Shoes
Video sent by mrjyn

Jane Aldridge is calm, composed and homeless. Includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny. This featureless includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet [recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet']. Most hits in a day? [61,000]. Kenya West 'boot-y call'? [Yes, but not what you're thinking. rapper, turned fashionable Sofa was all 'businessperson.] Gumshoes? A confirmation! Exotica-gardenias compressible freethinkers sideshow Paris [Frankincense], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom, her bedroom closet. [I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment SOS, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]

Jane, with insight beyond her years, and an easy Texas laugh appropriate to them [due in part to her mother, Judy--former model, current retailer: 'Atlantis Vintagecredits Mom for inspiration and early initiation by Kabuki.
This three-minute clip [accompanied by awful techno], conceived as an human interest peek into Jane's closet,finds Jane flipping absurdity into Zen pancakes Cocksure, not cocky, Jane [with a twinkle] begins, 'If I were a shoe...,' selecting a chic '09 Alaïa 'Maryjane on Steroids' and anthropomorphizing it with only a modicum of detectable bullshit into that which would normally define superfluity, but which here transforms a teenage puff-piece, tabled in Dallas, into a real fashion remote from Trophy Club, where suburban student Jane turns into 'Shoeshine' Superhero--"Shoestring J"!
~Myrwyn

Spring Cleaning (A FAQ of sorts)

Though my assistant Jean assures me that it is not Spring at the moment, I'll ignore him. It's Spring tonight. Anyway- I was looking through a printout- on quilted paper, of course- of search terms used to find my "blog." Some of them are particularly amusing. I am not a compulsive list maker, but I made a list. It's a FAQ of sorts. By the way, there was about two million search terms asking if my daughter is my daughter. I won't dignify them with an answer:

1. "Jane Lagerfeld."
I am afraid that my daughter's name is "Jane Aldridge", not "Jane Lagerfeld." Actually- she was recently featured with her mother in that magazine of Anna's recently. I'm quite proud of her. Anna's trying to make friends with Jane, because Anna thinks she is "cool" and "hip"- she's been looking up this "David Lynch" trying to work out who he is. It's vaguely cute, in a middle-aged way.

2. "Karl Lagerfeld no glasses."
You abomination. It's sheer blasphemy to want to see me without my sunglasses! What sort of sicko would want to do something like this?

3. "Anna Wintour Lesbian."
My Coco. How many sickos and weirdos read this blog? I can already imagine them- their fantasies of I, Karl Lagerfeld with my glasses off and Anna making out with Cathy "Ohio" Horyn in a bikini. Sick.

4. "Juicy Couture Ghetto"
Go away from my blog, please.

5. "Women making love."
You know, I used to think that gay men read this blog, but I'm more and more convinced that 90% of my readership are actually lesbians.

6. "Diane Pernet is creepy."
Not nearly as creepy as you, you lesbian-glasses-off-Juicy-Couture-Ghetto-creep.

7. "Don't mess with a feminist."
Well now. Who said I wasn't a feminist? Is this a threat, hmm? Chanel can track you on the internet, you know. I have lawyers. Lawyers carry guns these days.

8. "Does Karl Lagerfeld speak English."
No.

9. "Does Karl Lagerfeld fear someone else can design better than him."
No.

10. "Every woman I couldn't love."
Maybe you're gay, hm?

11. "Hannibal Karl Lagerfeld."
Why hello there, Clarice.

12. "How to make love with the girl of my uncle."|
That, my dear, would be called inscest and is frowned upon in most parts of the world.

13. "Is Anna Wintour a lesbian."
See above.

14. "My heart still yearns for your letters."
Get over it. It was in the past. Move on. The past is for losers.

15. "Why can't I show affection."
Maybe you're a sociopath!

July 11, 2009

Michael Jackson - US Patent #5255452: Method and means for creating anti-gravity illusio [ahh, the definition of a blogpost]

Application No. 905479
filed on 06/29/1992

Last patent issue date: 10/26/1993

5255452 Method and means for creating anti-gravity illusion

A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface.

The shoes have a specially design...

Inventor:
Michael L. Bush
Address: Hollywood, CA No. of patents: 1

Inventor:
Dennis Tompkins
Address: Hollywood, CA No. of patents: 1 Last patent issue date: 10/26/1993

Inventor:
Michael J. Jackson Address: Los Angeles, CA No. of patents: 1 Last patent issue date: 10/26/1993

Assignee:
Triumph International, Inc.

Location: LosAngeles, CA No. of patents: 1
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BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

1. Field of the Invention

This invention relates to a method and means for creating an anti-gravity illusion effects for entertainment purposes.

This invention relates more particularly to the creation of such illusion by means of specialized footwear and accessories therefor. The specialized footwear is provided with means for engagement with a movably protrudable hitch or post which allows the entertainer to lean forward on a stage at a very acute angle relative to the stage floor to achieve the illusion of defying gravity.

2. Description of the Prior Art

Music entertainers and dancers are constantly searching for new and interesting elements which can be incorporated into their musical and dance performances. Interesting stage design, lighting, fog generators, laser light shows, and large video screens all enhance the appealability of live and recorded performances. Many popular music and dance entertainers expend great efforts in enhancing and choreographing their performances and dancing.

In the past, a professional entertainer, one of the inventors herein, has incorporated dance steps in his recorded video performances, wherein he and other dancers would lean forward beyond their center of gravity, thereby creating an impressive visual effect. This effect was accomplished by the use of cables connecting a harness around the dancer's waist with hooks on a stage, thereby allowing the dancer to lean forward at the required degree. However, since this requires stagehands to connect and then disconnect the cables, it has not been possible to use this system in live performances. Moreover, the cables obviously restricted arm and body movements.

There is disclosed in the prior art footwear which allow the wearer to engage his or her shoes with a stationary object. U.S. Pat. No. 5,042,173 to Blizzard, et al. discloses footwear which can be worn by astronauts and which can be detachably engaged with a rail fixed to a surface to aid astronauts in working in a zero gravity environment. U.S. Pat. No. 1,165,812 to Staubly discloses a rubber overshoe which has a hook on its sole which can be engaged with a plate fixed to a surface to assist in removing the overshoe without having to bending down and touching the overshoes.

However, to the best of our knowledge and belief the prior art does not disclose or suggest the specialized footwear permitting an entertainer to freely move about a stage, while at the same time, enabling engagement with a movable hitch or post, projectable through the stage floor, to enable the illusion to be performed.

SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

The present invention overcomes the above noted deficiencies of the previously employed cable system by providing specialized footwear and a moveable hitch or post to which the specialized footwear can be detachably engaged to allow the footwear wearer to lean forward on the stage, with his or her center of gravity well beyond the front of the shoes, thereby creating the desired visual effect.

The invention provides a new design for shoes which will allow his or her performing artist, by engaging the shoes onto an upstanding post positioned to project upwardly from a stage at a predetermined time, to lean forwardly to put his or her center of gravity beyond the front or rear of his shoes, thereby creating the desired gravity defying interesting visual effect.

The invention provides a system for engaging footwear with a hitch or post means, comprising:

shoes having a first engagement means; and

a second engagement means being movably protrudable through a stable surface (usually a stage platform) between a first stable protruding position raised above the stable surface and a second retracted position lowered below, or flush with, the stable surface. The first engagement means is engageable with the said second engagement means when said second engagement means is in the first stable protruding position. The second retracted position is preferably flush with the stable surface so as not to impede the performer in any way in his movements and dance before and after the hitch or post is exposed in the first protruding position.

Abstract
A system for allowing a shoe wearer to lean forwardly beyond his center of gravity by virtue of wearing a specially designed pair of shoes which will engage with a hitch member movably projectable through a stage surface.

The shoes have a specially designed heel slot which can be detachably engaged with the hitch member by simply sliding the shoe wearer's foot forward, thereby engaging with the hitch member. Claims

I claim:

1. A system for engaging shoes with a hitch mans to permit a person standing on a stage surface to lean forwardly beyond his or her center of gravity, comprising: at least one shoe having a heel with a first engagement means, said first engagement means comprising a recess formed in a heel of said shoe covered with a heel slot plane located at a bottom region of said heel, said heel slot plate having a slot formed therein with a relatively wide opening at a leading edge of said heel and a narrower terminal end rearward of said leading edge, said recess being larger in size above said terminal end of said slot than is said terminal end of said slot; and

a second engagement means, detachably engageable with said first engagement means, comprising a hitch member having an enlarged head portion connected by a narrower shank portion to a means for raising and lowering said head of said hitch member above and substantially level with or below said stage surface, said head portion being larger in size than said terminal end of said slot and said shank portion being narrower than said terminal end of said slot, wherein said hitch member can be moved through apertures in said stage surface between a projecting position raised above said stage surface and a retracted position at or below the stage surface, and when said head portion of said hitch member is raised above said stage surface, said first engagement means can be detachably engaged with said projecting hitch member, thereby allowing a person wearing the shoes to lean forwardly with his or her normal center of gravity beyond a front region of said shoes, and maintain said forward lean.

2. The system of claim 1, wherein said slot in said heel slot plate is V-shaped, with the mouth of the V at the leading edge of said heel.

3. The system of 1, wherein said shoe has strapping means to secure the shoe to the wearer's feet.

4. The system of claim 1, wherein said shoe has lace means to secure the shoe to the wearer's feet.

5. The system of claim 1, wherein said shoe has extension means overlying the wearer's ankle, and is provided with covering means to conceal the said extension means of said shoe.

6. The system of claim 5, wherein said covering means comprises a sock-like covering.

7. A system for engaging shoes with a hitch means to permit a person standing on a stage surface to lean forwardly beyond his or her center of gravity in a stable manner, comprising:

at least one shoe having a heel with a first engagement means, said first engagement means comprising a recess formed in a heel of said shoe, said recess having a relatively wide opening at a leading edge of said heel and a narrower terminal end rearward of said leading edge; and

a second engagement means, detachably engagable with said first engagement means, comprising a hitch member having an enlarged head portion, connected to a means for raising and lowering said hitch member above and substantially level with or below said stage surface, wherein said hitch member can be moved through apertures in said stage surface between a projecting position raised above said stage surface and a retracted position at or below the stage surface, and when said hitch member is raised above said stage surface, said first engagement means is detachably engagable with said projecting hitch member, thereby allowing a person wearing the shoes to lean forwardly with his or her normal center of gravity beyond a front region or said shoes, and maintain said forward lean. 8. The system of claim 7, wherein said recess is covered with a heel slot plate located at a bottom region of said heel, said heel slot plate having a slot formed therein. 9. The system of claim 8, wherein said slot in said heel slot plate is V-shaped, with the mouth of the V at the leading edge of said heel. 10. The system of claim 7, wherein said shoe has strapping means to secure the shoe to the wearer's feet. 11. The system of claim 7, wherein said shoe has lace means to secure the shoe to the wearer's feet. 12. The system of claim 7, wherein said shoe has extension means overlying the wearer's ankle, and is provided with covering means to conceal the said extension means of said shoe. 13. The system of claim 12, wherein said covering means comprises a sock-like covering. Description

BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

1. Field of the Invention

This invention relates to a method and means for creating an anti-gravity illusion effects for entertainment purposes.

This invention relates more particularly to the creation of such illusion by means of specialized footwear and accessories therefor. The specialized footwear is provided with means for engagement with a movably protrudable hitch or post which allows the entertainer to lean forward on a stage at a very acute angle relative to the stage floor to achieve the illusion of defying gravity.

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