"Tarzan Boy," the 1985 debut, 'Italo-Disco' single by concept band, 'Baltimora,' was released in April, 1985, from their debut LP, "Living in the Background". The songs rhythmic, electronic melody and simple English-language lyric incorporates cinema's iconic Tarzan call.
Best known in the US for its use in Listerine commercials of the early '90s, it was also rerecorded in 1993 where it was featured in the soundtrack to the third installment of the popular Hollywood frog-franchise, "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles III."
But in Ireland, Scotland and Wales, many a pub brawl was had, as to lead lip-syncer, Jimmy McShane's Northern Irish birthright.
Sad and true, was its legitimacy; and however the communal, cuckolded, Celtic Clan may have felt toward this; it weren't nothin' a pint of Guinness, served by a red-haired lassie, and sipped, whilst starin' at a dog would not cure in April of 1985. That and the knowledge that the Emerald scion was just sucklin' at the tit, albeit a tit shaped from disparate fathers: one read 'Finnegans Wake,' while the other woke up with a hard-on to 'Sugar Sugar,' by 'The Archies.''
But bedpost-bubblegum palaver, and what Jimmy McShane's mother liked in her men had a foamy finish of mollification, viewed through a usually lamentable, empty Imperial Pintglass; this one satisfied both thirst and emasculation. A 1-2-combo, knockout!Not sung by McShane!"Another... Guinea...erm...Guinness, luv...Cheers!"
'Baltimora''s producer/ventriloquist name's, unmistakable overabundance of voweling pointed, not to Belfast, but Bologna. Here was him responsible for the Blight, Blarney, and Brunt of copious piss-takings--SINCE AN ITALIAN named, Maurizio Bassi decided to put Ireland in jeapordy. Thanks Jesus, the truth was out from the BEEB!
Both music[?] and lyrics[?] of 'Baltimora' [he even italified a vowelless ending Irish immigrant city where bricks were laid side by side with Americans to a city] were Bassi-sputum.
But thanks be to wankers and yobs; naivety and confection, the bloody, Bolognese-twirler was puttin' tintinnabulation, like to be heard four miles around St. Christopher's comin' noontime, in a Son of Eire's pocket.
His Belfast Sheelagh and 'kiss o' the stone' had also helped him out of a hard day's workin' but not from its reward.
Murphy's an idiot!
And though he'd have to ask Father O'Flannery, Sunday confession, what the reparation for 'fakin' by gob, like a Limerick Piestuffer,' might be, first he must head pubways to toast little Dotori 'Italian Frankenstein.'
He should be toasted with Jameson AND Guinness for puttin' little Jim up in his kit, under the lights--not pub lights, blinkin' marquees--from Dublin to Djibouti, he thought.
And those that mentioned the hyphenated, two-word slagoff, 'one-hit wonders' were due to be served an inferior, unimperial, ha'pint as reminder of a fine pugilist, Seamus McClellan, who--no gloves in those days--made his way into the fittin' room for a brand new waistcincher as heavy as a man can wear and walk--The Irish National Boxing Championship, 1947! And he did it with a one-hit...square, round to the jaw, to poor Bagwwenieange, No. 2, Middle-Heavyweight champ: 'The Welsh Bomber,' who sadly, never got up from the mat on that great...erm...gray day in Cork.To an Hibernian! "Tarzan Boy!"Jimmy from Belfast, who we mocked fore knowin':"May you and your tune swing from the trees, with your lassie and chimp; and find a true vine, whilst we take this sip."
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March 12, 2009
Baltimora: TARZAN BOY [06/07/85 - #16 ~ 21/12/85 - #45 + LISTERINE COMMERCIAL USAGE 90s + SOUDTRACK: 'TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES III' + DISCOGRAPHY]
December 18, 2008
[::] in Conjunction with YOUTUBE PRESENT: 'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE CHANNEL-DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS' [DAY #1] 'NBAK' WOMEN IN NECK BRACES!
[::] in conjunction with YOUTUBE
IS HAPPY TO PRESENT
INSTALLMENT ONE [#1]
OF
'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE + [::] DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS'
NBAK
[WOMEN IN NECK BRACES]
IS HAPPY TO PRESENT
INSTALLMENT ONE [#1]
OF
'THE SEVEN FREAKIEST YOUTUBE + [::] DAYS BEFORE CHRISTMAS'
NBAK
[WOMEN IN NECK BRACES]
Mercedes "The Recovery" Part 1Mercedes is one of our beautiful models from the Spanish Beauties Section and this is her first DVD. Follow the story of Mercedes who is just home from the hospital after she was involved in a bad car accident on the busy streets of Madrid, Spain. Her Doctor has prescribed bed rest and a cervical brace. The brace is a very restrictive 2-Post Cervical Thoracic Orthosis (CTO). Mercedes hates her new neck brace and cannot wait to be rid of it, but she is not a very good patient. At her 2 week check-up her Doctor discovers she is not healing as fast as he hoped so he instructs her that she will need to be in the brace for another 6 weeks! Mercedes is devastated with the bad news. Back at home, she tries & tries to adjust the brace to make it more comfortable but nothing seems to work so she decides enough is enough and against her Doctors orders; she removes her 2-Poster Brace. Her neck continues to hurt with out the brace so she decides that she should at least put on her soft collar while she is at home resting.Finally, 6 more weeks have gone by and it's time for her next Doctors vist. Mercedes again has not been a very good patient, mostly wearing her soft collar or nothing at all. Only wearing her 2-poster brace a few hours a week. After her Doctor examines her neck and look at the looks at the x-rays, he realizes that she has not been wearing her 2-Poster brace much in the last 8 weeks and her neck has a long way to go before it is healed so he decides to put her into a new neck brace that may be better tolerated. Mercedes is sent home in her new cervical orthosis called a SOMI Brace!! Her Doctor tells Mercedes that she will need to be in her new brace for atleast 6 more weeks and, that under no circumstance is she allowed to remove it. Mercedes is not happy! The restriction of the new SOMI brace makes everything difficult. Finally, after a long conversation with her Doctor, he allows her to remove the chin piece for eating, but only if she wears her soft collar. Unfortunatly for Mercedes, after she gets done eating, she must once again re-attach the uncomfortable chin piece to her SOMI Brace and strap herself back-in, tight and secure! Sweet dreams Mercedes, only 6 more weeks to go!
Over 40 minutes of high quality digital video are included on this DVD and as an added bonus,20 digital still are also included.This DVD contains some high quality, exclusive & very rare video footage of Mercedes in a 2-Poster CTO, a Soft Collar and a SOMI Brace and is a "must have" for the brace aficionado and the 2-Post CTO & SOMI Lover!
| "Elizabeth's Milwaukee" - DVD | |||||
"Elizabeth's Milwaukee" - DVD
NBAK Proudly presents our first "Elizabeth" DVD KTLA's Marta Waller reporting on the OJ Simpson Trial in a hard collar -- looks to be a wire frame type collar Elizabeth is one of our beautiful models that enjoys wearing everything from a soft collar to a CTLSO but in this DVD, she only wears the coveted Milwaukee Brace. A full chin to hips Milwaukee Brace (also know as a CTLSO), this DVD includes 81 pixs of her strapped into her very restrictive Milwaukee Brace Elizabeth models the Milwaukee Brace in various lingerie outfits and workout wear! Also included on this DVD are 11 minutes of high resolution digital video. In the first video, Elizabeth tries to settle down for the evening with a glass of wine and a comfy oversized man's dress shirt, unfortunatly her Milwaukee Brace makes things more challenging as she attempts to get comfortable in a chair, getting up and removeing the shirt and finally crawling into bed. In the second video, Elizabeth watches TV while once again strapped into her Milwaukee Brace, then she tries to get more comfortable by removing her blouse and her pants , striping down to only her foundation wear and her Milwaukee Brace. This DVD contains some high quality, exclusive & very rare video footage of Elizabeth in her Milwaukee Brace and is a "must have" for the brace aficionado and the Milwaukee Brace lover! | |||||
"Sasha One" - DVD NBAK Proudly presents 8 & 1/2 Women | |||||
| "7 & Gwen's Brace Night " - DVD | |||||||
 "7 & Gwen's Brace Night"
NBAK Proudly presents our latest DVD -"7 & Gwen's Brace Night"
This DVD features the lovely Gwen scantly clad in her sheer, translucent panties and bra and the striking "7", wearing her long leg panty girdle and sheer bra. Watch the girls discussing the different braces that they should wear for an evening out. Gwen decides she will wear the Malibu Collar with a Thoracic Extension and 7 chooses the dreaded Halo Vest. Watch 7 as she straps Gwen into the Malibu and then see Gwen work hard on getting 7 into the Halo vest. After the braces are on, the girls try on several different outfits but struggle to get something that works with 7's new Halo Vest. Finally they decide on a sheer black body suit & black nylons under a blue satin skirt and jacket with high heels as the finishing touch. | |||||||
"Johnna One - A Photo Shoot"
NBAK Proudly presents our first "Johnna" DVD Ever wonder what it is like being on one of our photo shoots, trying different braces on the models, having them change into different outfits. Well now you can have a look in full screen, high quality, high resolution video. Our first DVD release, "Johnna One - A Photo Shoot" was shot a few years ago on location and is finally ready for DVD release. | |||||
November 26, 2008
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