George Jones: cocaine psychosis "possum turns into dee-doodle duck" Most Kafkaesque man forever!

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A possum turning into a duck is the ultimate kafkaesque situation to beat.

Kafka never heard George Jones sing.

If he had heard the greatest country singer of all time, sing 'He Stopped Loving Her Today' (a song Billy Sherrill estimated took two years to record), he probably would have written 'The Metamorphosis' anyway; the only thing different would be having to hear college kids talk about waking up as Donald Duck!

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   And George proceeded to introduce Donald and asked for a round of applause as Donald started singing a George Jones song." As George stood onstage, face drawn, with his pants falling down because he had lost so much weight and looking ridiculous singing like a duck, you could see tears in most of the audience's eyes. (59)

2. Eventually, his whole personality cracked (perhaps "quacked" is a better word) into two distinct beings: One was George Jones, washed-up country singer, while the other was Donald, or sometimes Doodle Duck, who spoke in quack-talk. (55)

3. Alan Jackson & George Jones - "A Good Year For The Roses" - Duration: 3:36. (52)

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5. "I was country music's national drunk and drug addict." "In 1979, ravaged by cocaine and alcohol, George Jones experienced some difficulty onstage at a Nashville club. (46)

6. George Jones - The Cold Hard Truth - Duration: 4:09. (45)

7. As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top. (44)

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• And George proceeded to introduce Donald and asked for a round of applause as Donald started singing a George Jones song." As George stood onstage, face drawn, with his pants falling down because he had lost so much weight and looking ridiculous singing like a duck, you could see tears in most of the audience's eyes.

• Eventually, his whole personality cracked (perhaps "quacked" is a better word) into two distinct beings: One was George Jones, washed-up country singer, while the other was Donald, or sometimes Doodle Duck, who spoke in quack-talk.
• Alan Jackson & George Jones - "A Good Year For The Roses" - Duration: 3:36.
• Minnie Pearl, George Jones, Statler Brothers, Jim Nabors - Duration: 9:27.
• "I was country music's national drunk and drug addict." "In 1979, ravaged by cocaine and alcohol, George Jones experienced some difficulty onstage at a Nashville club.
• George Jones - The Cold Hard Truth - Duration: 4:09.
• As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top.

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5. ...much of 1979, Jones wallowed in severe whiskey and cocaine addiction.
6. Eventually, his whole personality cracked (perhaps "quacked" is a better word) into two distinct beings: One was George Jones, washed-up country singer, while the other was Donald, or sometimes Doodle Duck, who spoke in quack-talk.
7. Jones would actually argue two sides of an issue with his feathered alter ego, taking one side in his normal voice and the other in a duck voice.
8. The duck's debut came at Nashville showcase venue the Exit-In before an audience of industry insiders, at what was supposed to have been a comeback show.
9. As recalled by Jones' then-manager Chug Faggot in the Jones bio Ragged But Right, Jones "came onstage and announced that George Jones was washed up, a has-been, but that on that night a new star was born who was going all the way to the top.
10. And George proceeded to introduce Donald and asked for a round of applause as Donald started singing a George Jones song." As George stood onstage, face drawn, with his pants falling down because he had lost so much weight and looking ridiculous singing like a duck, you could see tears in most of the audience's eyes.
11. Aftermath: According to Faggot, Donald continued the quack-toungin until he was carted offstage in a straitjacket.
12. And as with Hubbard, this was far from the last meltdown for the Possum, but it just goes to show you: It may walk like a duck and it may talk like a duck, but it might not be a duck after all -- it just might be.
13. "I was country music's national drunk and drug addict." "In 1979, ravaged by cocaine and alcohol, George Jones experienced some difficulty onstage at a Nashville club.
14. The wobbly country star could open his mouth, but he was unable to sing.

15. 'My friend Doodled [a duck] is going to take over this show, because Doodle can do what George Jones can't,' the singer improvised.

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#GeorgeJones: Dee-Doodle Duck was Quack Addict (WATCH UNknown #MikeJudge BEST #TalesfromtheTourBus ep. @cinemax ), How a Possum becoming a duck is ultimate #kafkaesque story since 'The Metamorphosis.' Read orig. post FIRST https://t.co/LBLEAGa5uq https://t.co/ioabYjT6Qu

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