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April 13, 2012

Methmart Meth

Walmart Meth Lab Found in Alabama

April 13, 2012 04:11 PM EDT
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A Walmart meth lab was discovered by a maintenance worker at a store in Alabama, but authorities haven't yet made any arrests.

A custodian at the Boaz, AL box store noticed a "shake-and-bake" drug factory, consisting of a water bottle and empty packets of pseudoephedrine. There's a Jeff Foxworthy joke in here somewhere, but at least this Walmart is selling something not made in China.

In which aisle is the moonshine still located?

But, it's no wonder Walmart shoppers are on drugs. These stores are so crowded, you need to ingest speed to keep from dozing off while waiting in line.

"That kind of blew my mind when I read the report. We've found a lot of shake-and-bake meth labs in different places but never inside a business," Police Chief Terry Davis said.

Investigators destroyed the Walmart meth lab, so apparently police don't plan on pursuing the case. Maybe it's for the best, because anyone who's cooking drugs in a store restroom already has enough problems.

An Oklahoma woman, a few months ago, was also accused of running a Walmart meth lab.

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