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August 28, 2011

The Joy of Self-Defecation

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  • People today pay little attention to the important things in life. This is because the important things often have little to do with Ego. Like communication. I walked by a sign recently that said "Danger due to: Falling Derbis." Someone had carelessly spelled the word, thinking only of themselves and not of others. What if I thought there were falling Derbis? What are those? I would stand there furrowing my brow, trying to figure out what the heck Derbis is and get smacked on the head by some careless worker's wayward hammer or lunchbox.

    People today need to discover that there are others around. They need to discover the joy of self-defecation. When you feel the pressures of egoism and individualism building up inside you, especially after a big meal, you need to defecate yourself to bring your ego back into its place.

    People who take all of the credit are bloated with selfishness and do not understand the feeling of release and lightness that can come with self-defecation.

    Try defecating yourself. Think about communication. Think about others. It will feel great and careless errors will cease making the world a safer place.over a year ago · Report

  • I mean self-deprecationover a year ago · Report
  • You are so funny, but very very wiseover a year ago · Report
  • i have to admit i liked defecation much better

shitting himself or sincere? hard to know for sure

Topic: The Joy of Self-Defecation Displaying all 4 posts. Joe Rottweiler People today pay little attention to the important things in life. This is because the important things often have little to do with Ego. Like communication. I walked by a sign recently that said "Danger due to: Falling Derbis. ...»See Ya