People today need to discover that there are others around. They need to discover the joy of self-defecation. When you feel the pressures of egoism and individualism building up inside you, especially after a big meal, you need to defecate yourself to bring your ego back into its place.
People who take all of the credit are bloated with selfishness and do not understand the feeling of release and lightness that can come with self-defecation.
Try defecating yourself. Think about communication. Think about others. It will feel great and careless errors will cease making the world a safer place.
via facebook.com
shitting himself or sincere? hard to know for sure