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March 24, 2011

How Julie Driscol RUINED Facebook! for Taquila Mockingbird (who didn't know!)

OH MY GOD JULIE DRISCOLL UNDERWENT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION IN 1994 AND HAS SINCE LIVED AS AN AL MILLMAN. IT THEN SAYS, SHE CAN BE FOUND AROUND STRANGERS VIDEOS "WHERE PEOPLE COMMONLY MISTAKE HER FOR THE SUPER SLENDER SUPERMODEL, TWIGGY, DEFE......NDING HER OWN REPUTATION AND MIRACULOUS NON-GIMMICKY SINGING VOICE, OF WHICH NO ONE HAS EVER SURPASSED...EVEN PAVAROTTI...

 


 

THE JULIE DRISCOL STORY dedicated to Taquila Mockingbird (who didn't know!)

by Gaejang Guk on Thursday, March 24, 2011 at 8:57pm

  • Gaejang Guk used to be you could mistake julie driscoll for twiggy and get away with it VBUT THAT WAS BEFORE PINKERTON APPOINTED MILLMAN THE JULIE DRISCOLL PROTECTION AGENCY

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    Gaejang Guk

    ...(EXCEPT FOR THAT TIME ON THE RARELY SEEN 33 1/3 MONKEES SPECIAL WHERE SHE CAUGHT A VIRUS FROM GRACE SLICK WHICH CAUSED HER TO BE PITCHY AND SLUTTY" IT GOES ON TO SAY, "IT IS SAID THAT SOME PEOPLE CONTINUE TO THINK THAT SHE IS TWIGGY ON THE THIRD FULL MOON OF EVERY LUNAR ECLIPSE YEAR AND THAT THE NEWLY REGENETICIZED BODY OF AL MILLMAN CAN BE SEEN HAUNTING ANY OF THOSE WHO 'SPAKE ER NIME' WITHOUT VERY LARGE INDENTED QUOTATION MARKS RESERVED FOR HER AND ONLY THE ROYAL FAMILY OF ENGLAND"!

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  • Gaejang Guk OH, SHIT. NY POST JUST RAN A STORY. JULIE DRISCOLL FELL INTO AN AS YET UNDETERMINED DEPRESSION OVER A MISTAKEN IDENTITY MIXUP ON THE POPULAR SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE FACEBOOK, WHEN A TAQUILA MOCKINGBIRD ACCIDENTALLY BEFRIENDED JULIE DRISCOLL'S MALE SEX CHANGE AND THEN PROCEEDED TO CALL IT TWIGGY. IT ENDS BY SAYING, ONE OF TAQUILA'S BEST FACEBOOK FRIENDS HAS TAKEN HIS LIFE IN PROTEST OF A JULIE DRISCOLL-RELATED MIXUP WHICH CAUSED MR. (MISS) DRISCOLL'S RAPID ONSET OF ILL HEALTH RESULTING IN HER 'QUESTIONABLE SINGING VOICE' SERVICES WILL BE HELD AT THE FIRST CHURCH OF JULIE DRISCOLL WHERE THE FUNERAL AND WAKE WILL BE CONDUCTED BY AN ALL JULIE DRISCOLL IMPERSONATOR CHOIR PERFORMING ONLY JULIE DRISCOLL TOP TEN HITS IN THE STYLE OF JULIE DRISCOLL AND TWIGGY. PLEASE RESERVE ANY FLOWERS FOR THE NEWLY ESTABLISHED JULIE DRISCOLL AWARENESS SOCIETY IN MEMORY OF THE DECEASED!

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