December 26, 2010
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Jane Aldridge Breaks Out in China!
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As a star of the TLC reality series My Strange Addictions, April Brucker claims to be so addicted to ventriloquism that her fiance made her choose to between him and her puppets. But not all is as it seems!
New York comedian April Brucker appeared on The Today Show this morning to promote My Strange Addiction. She explained to the host that "I'm addicted to ventriloquism. Whether I'm going to get coffee at the corner store; whether I'm going to the diner I always have my puppets with me." Even though she's been able to parlay her addiction into a career as a performer, she says it's so severe that "my ex-fiance made me chose him or the puppets."
But is April Brucker really addicted to puppets? A fellow comedian emails:
Here's the deal: I know April Brucker all too well. She's been trying to make it as a comedian and ventriloquist for years now.... And while she is without a doubt mentally ill, she is not, repeat NOT addicted to puppets or ventriloquism. I've probably seen her two or three dozen times over the years, and the ONLY time she's ever had a puppet with her is when she's onstage.
So basically, she has scammed TLC (and, by extension, The Today Show and other shows she's going to to promote this, including Joy Behar) into believing she has this addiction when in fact this is a typical and sad attempt on her part to get fame, fortune and above all, attention.
Oh, and her breakup with her fiance, which she has discussed in painful detail on her blog, had absolutely nothing to do with puppets
The New York comedy scene being as back-stabby as it is, we at first thought this email was just the jealous spasm of some forgotten stand-up comic. But a quick Google does turn up plenty of videos of April sans puppets. And according to her blog, she broke up with her fiance not due to any puppet-related discord, but because "I found out he had been cheating with an ex of his who was giving him money."
Brucker seems no more "addicted" to puppets than any professional is to their tools-of-the-trade; seems she figured a reality TV appearance would be a good career boost. This is an affront all the people on My Strange Addiction who truly have strange addictions, like the woman who binges on toilet paper, or the one who compulsively blowdries herself! What did you have to do to get on this show? Just show up with a thing and claim to be addicted to it?
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Uma Thurman-obsessed Jack Jordan tried to portray himself as a wrongly accused stalker yesterday, but a judge ordered him held in lieu of $500,000 jail bond or $250,000 cash.
"It is a continuing course of conduct," Assistant District Attorney Michelle Kaminsky said in a hearing at Manhattan Supreme Court, asking that Jordan be held with no bail at all.
Jordan had been convicted in 2008 of stalking and harassing Thurman.
He was rearrested for allegedly twice calling Thurman's home phone in October, demanding to know her whereabouts.
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What Gets Me Hot! PlotDebut of Traci Lords
Date of Death
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This film should not be seen, due to it featuring an underage performer, and if you watch it you are a horrible, horrible person.
But if you were to watch it anyway, I would expect it to have a very nice scene involving a maid, which would be made better by the fact that unlike most newer films, the actress seems to be having a good time. I would thoroughly enjoy this. And since thats really the only memorable part, I'll just give a brief overview of what I would expect to find.
Traci's debut - and it shows
Actually she was 15yrs old , She only made 1 porn movie at age 18 before FBI arrested her , so all her movies were made when she was underage , Some other pornstars investigated during the early 80's and possibly appeared in porn movies underage include Alexandria Quinn , Kristara Barrington and Ali Moore , These other girls didn't draw as much attention possibly due to the fact they weren't very popular or overly attractive , at least one of the pornstars appears alongside Traci Lords in more than one movie , There is one movie were possibly all of the actors appear making nearly the entire female cast underage at the time the movie was filmed. Does this still happen today ? To the guy from netherlands , first of all , she was arrested the day after her 18th birthday , would have been 8th may , thats late 87 is it ? and you say she coulndt have possibly made any movies before she turned 16 , yet she was penthouse pet in September 84 and the story read she had starred in dozens of porn movies , so she starred in dozens of porn movies prior to September yet her first movie according to you wasn't produced and released until late 84?
Scene 1 = 9/10 (Worth watching just for this)Nude women float in a space as a woman's voice hums along. Lannie, played by the multi skilled Traci Lords (Tracy) has been dreaming about naked women again. Why? Her mom (Helga Sven) brings up boys and tells her about a new man, Mr. Kennedy (Don Hodge), who she thinks likes her, but is too shy to say anything.Scene 2 = 7.5/10 (Not bad, +1 for the end)Mark Radner's (Shone Taylor) hangs with Jeff (Tom Byron) and Kevin (Marc Wallice) talking guy talk. Kevin brings up Debbie and Jeff gets teased about not getting any. Mark blackmails his pilfering maid. He brings her upstairs for a triple teaming.Scene 2.5 = 10/10 just for horrible humor, epic.Lannie and friends share girl talk by the pool. Debbie, (Bunny Bleu) goes topless with Cheryl (Susan Hart). Lannie takes the cue and follow. Cheryl talks about how she lost her virginity while babysitting with Bill (Greg Rome). She was nervous about going down at first, but he made her comfortable. Debbie boasts of making guys "beg for it." Kevin says he make girls like Debbie beg for it. The friends left when Mrs. Waters show up. She has her sights on Mrs. Waters Mr. Kennedy.Scene 3 = 7/10 (Feels like it was thrown in at the end, but its interesting enough) Scene 4 = 7/10 (Good, end was kind of a let down) Scene 5 = 7/10 (Would have been 8.5 if a certain substance ended up on her face instead, such a waste...) Scene 6 = 8/10 (Kind of a combination of 2 scenes. The outdoors one has a few really nice parts. The indoors one isn't anything special.) Scene 7 = 8.5/10 (Nice surprise, good way to end the movie)
I have seen this movie again this weekend. And I have seen a lot of other movies with Traci Lords. This is supposed to be her debut in the industry - and it shows - only in the end she gets a straightforward f*ck scene with young Tom Byron. This movie was released in late 1984, Traci was born in early 1968, so she must have been 16 in this flick. Late in 1987 it became known that Traci (real name = Nora Kuzman) was lying about her age. It was a major mayhem in the industry and all of her videos were pulled back from the stores. This movie is a nice-to-have from a historical POV. It has some kinda story (what am I blabbering) but it is sub-standard pron - even for the 1980's. Of course Traci did not fully developed her sexy sounds that made her so lovely in her later movies. Her f*ck mate in this movie is young Tom Byron. Traci made a lot of movies with Tom, her favorite partner. There are no indications that they were a couple, but there are some really sensitive clips around with the two that could make you think otherwise. In 1987 - just a few days after her 18th birthday - in France she did the movie "Traci, I Love You". It was her climax. Her one and only adult movie of legal age (and her most sexy one). Shortly after she got busted by the FBI for faking her age on her driving license. After that she went undercover to let the storms pass by. She later came back in a lot of other acting jobs. Traci is not "just" another pron-chick. She has an above average personality and history, Nora is a strong woman (and she is super sexy). I rate this move 4/10 from a pron POV and a 6/10 from a historical POV. Try to get the 8/10 "Traci, I Love You" - her last movie and by far her most erotic (without Tom Byron).
Mrs. Radner (Maria Kay) is peeved at boyfriend (Herschel Savage) for driving fast. She "recovers" and comes unto him. She assures him that her son Mark isn't home. Mark hides and watch as they go at it by the fountain. Scene is too short. Richard Mailer and his people should have extended it, or exclude the sex scene between older people like Helga Sven and Don Hodge. Lannie, Jeff, Debbie and Kevin meets. Taking the hint from Kevin, Jeff takes Lannie in the kitchen. Debbie teases Kevin before sex. Lannie's dress get wet and she teases Jeff after getting naked. He gets too excited and finishes before starting. Lannie later pleasures herself to Jeff. The scene cuts back and fort between Lannie and a DREAMT encounter with Jeff (Tom Byron) outside on a picnic table. It's like being teased without teasing. Some anticlimactic artistry by director Richard Mailer: The debut sex scene of the highly sought after Kirstie Elizabeth "Traci Lords" Knussman is during a dream sequence. Viewers get a sample of her distinctive "sexual terrorist" moans. Traci Lords would later write that her first filmed scene was spontaneously done in a kitchen with Tom Byron. Byron has a "sweet, dopey, puppy-dog thing" which apparently tingled her. The production crew proceeded to seize the moment as they were in the act. In any event, THAT encounter isn't in this movie. Lords wrote of a poolside three way BEFORE production of What Gets Me Hot! Herself, another female and male. Regard for her allegedly rose when news of said escapade made the industry rounds. She didn't get paid for it. Other than their numerous on-screen copulation, there's been no mention by Lords of a personal relationship with Tom Byron. Mark talks to Kevin, then seduces Kevin's girlfriend Debbie at his house. He becomes her master. Making her get naked for some secret tongue pleasure from Wendy(Leslie Thane). Louis (David Sanders) joins in. Wendy tongues Debbie until Mark tells her to open her eyes—shocking her. A foursome happened. Debbie tells Lannie Kevin is a boy. She wants a man like Mark. Lannie has other plans after finding out what gets her hot. She looks over at Cheryl (Susan Hart). (Some poetic money shot of sorts). We now know Traci Lords was, how they say, "gay for the stay" in porn. It could be the effects of the drugs.
|Lo que me excita||Venezuela|
What Gets Me Hot! (1984)Upon catching his mother's maid stealing flowers again, Mark Radner blackmails her to submit at the same time to him and his friends Kevin and Jeff. Meanwhile, Cheryl reminiscences of her first time with Bill. Not knowing Mark is peeping, Mrs. Radner wants and gets public sex from her drunk driving boyfriend at the parkway. In the pool area, Mrs. Waters greets shy new neighbor Mr. Kennedy. In their very next appearance, the neighbor is being pleasured by the buxom mother. Debbie is with Kevin. Lannie Waters pleasures herself while fantasizing of outdoor sex with Jeff. Debbie is abused and date raped by Mark Radner, before realizing Wendy and Kevin joined in.
You won't believe she's only 16 years old! Author: Nomad-7 You can't see this movie because Traci Lords lied about her age to get into pictures. Nonetheless, this is a great porn movie. Traci gives a fine performance. She and the rest of the ladies obviously enjoy what they are doing. The men do, too. Though the script is nothing to write home about, the acting is acceptable and the sex is great.
Date of Death
28 June 2008, Westwood, California, USA (self-inflicted gunshot wound)
|X-Rated Critics' Organization, USA|
|1985||Nominated||XRCO Award||Video Creator|
|Erotic X-Film Guide (USA)||February 1984, Vol. 2, Iss. 2, pg. 16-18, by: Cindy Sorrell, "Exclusive Interview With Richard Mahler: In His Films 'Midnight Heat' and 'Corruption' The XXX Is For Existential!"|
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Plot keywords forWhat Gets Me Hot!
- Public Sex
- Drunk Driving
- Outdoor Sex
- Lesbian Kiss
- Fantasy Sequence
- Bare Breasts
- Female Full Frontal Nudity
- Lifting Weights
- Peeping Tom
- Swimming Pool
- Sex With A Maid
- Gang Rape
- Female Nudity
- Male Full Frontal Nudity
- Sexual Abuse
- Anal Sex
- Female Frontal Nudity
- Pubic Hair
- Lesbian Rape
- Lesbian Sex
- Sexual Fantasy
- Oral Rape
- Breast Sex
- Female Rear Nudity
- Hand Job
- Teenage Sex
- Sex On A Couch
- Woman On Top
- Double Penetration
- Sex By A Fireplace
- Underage Sex
- Sex With A Neighbor
- Male Frontal Nudity
- Anal Rape
- Minimal Dialogue
- Leg Spreading
- Male Rear Nudity
- Male Nudity
- Date Rape
- Surprise Ending
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