Desireé Cousteau was having Internet connection problems for like two hours because there's probably some faggot hax0r on the block fucking with his shit.
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Desiree, Désirée, Desirae, or Desiray is a female given name. It is pronounced DEZ-a-Ray. It is of French origin, and its meaning is desired. The Puritans used Desire as a given name for females as well.
People with the Given Name ''Desiree'', ''Desirae'' or ''Désirée''
- Des'ree (born 1968), a British pop/soul vocalist throughout the 1990s
- Désirée Artôt (1835-1907), German opera singer
- Desirae Brown, singer of The 5 Browns
- Désirée Clary (born 1777), Queen of Sweden (1818-1844)
- Desireé Cousteau (born 1956), an American porn actress
- Desirée Goyette, American singer
- Desiree Heslop (born 1961), a British singer also known by the stage name Princess
- Princess Désirée of Hohenzollern (born 1963)
- Desiree Horton (born 1971, nickname: "Chopper Chick"), a Los Angeles helicopter pilot and TV reporter
- Désirée Miloshevic
- Désirée Nosbusch (born 1965), Luxembourgian actress
- Desirée Rogers (born 1959), White House Social Secretary
- Désirée Talbot (born 1925), South African operasinger
- Desiree Washington (born 1973), a beauty pageant contestant
- Desiree Chavez (born in 1993), a British orphan who was adopted in the US, lives in California
Planning a Double Feature of this and Deafula called Defacula
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Cocaine Supplied By Los Zetas Mexican Drug Cartel
NOV 08 -- Baltimore, Maryland – On November 5, 2010, U.S. District Judge William D. Quarles, Jr. sentenced James Bostic, age 39, of Baltimore, Maryland to 210 months in prison followed by five years of supervised release for conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute more than 110 pounds of cocaine.
News Release
November 08, 2010
Contact: SA Melissa Bell
Public Information Officer
Number: 202-616-4740Cocaine Supplied By Los Zetas Mexican Drug Cartel
NOV 08 -- Baltimore, Maryland – On November 5, 2010, U.S. District Judge William D. Quarles, Jr. sentenced James Bostic, age 39, of Baltimore, Maryland to 210 months in prison followed by five years of supervised release for conspiracy to distribute and possess with intent to distribute more than 110 pounds of cocaine.
The sentence was announced by Special Agent in Charge Ava Cooper-Davis of the Drug Enforcement Administration; United States Attorney for the District of Maryland Rod J. Rosenstein; Baltimore City State’s Attorney Patricia C. Jessamy; and Baltimore Police Commissioner Frederick H. Bealefeld III.
“DEA’s investigation of James Bostic was a long-term, highly complex effort.” stated Ava A. Cooper-Davis, Special Agent in Charge of the Drug Enforcement Administration. "The sentence he received is another example of our success in the fight against major Mexican drug cartels operating in the United States,” stated Cooper-Davis“A substantial portion of the illegal drugs distributed in Maryland are imported from the Mexican border,” said U.S. Attorney Rod J. Rosenstein. “This case demonstrates the international ties of a local drug dealer.”
According to Bostic’s plea agreement, from 2005 until February 2, 2010, Bostic received cocaine from the Los Zetas Mexican Drug Cartel, which he and other conspirators distributed.
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