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Not this Slash.Slash (an acronym for Slashdot Like Automated Story-telling Homepage) is the open source collection of Perl scripts which runs Slashdot, one of the oldest and most popular collaborative weblogs around. The package is often incorrectly called Slashcode, which is the name of the website and SourceForge project. It runs Slashdot (which has spawned many imitators, called SlashClones) and is released under the terms of the Free Software Foundation's GNU. Many other websites use various customized versions of this software for their own web forums.
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Jump to: navigation, searchA famous person who may have received public recognition, beyond the internets or otherwise. Actors, sports heroes, serial killers, politicians, and cock sucking debutaints are all examples of celebrities. If a celebrity attempts to fap onto your face, you are obliged by law to enjoy it and to not struggle.
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Degrees of Celebrity
- A-list celebrity
Famous people who interest everyone. They are invited to all the cool parties, can command any salary they like for as little work as humanly imaginable, and are allowed to entice small boys to their lairs of pedophilia without legal consequence. Examples: Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Hilary Duff, Brian Peppers and Scary Spice.
- B-list celebrity
People who are marginally well-known and mildly interesting. They must park cars at the cool parties and hire publicity agents to force the happenings of their pathetic, attention-hungry lives into our group consciousness. Examples: Teri Hatcher, Rosie O'Donnell, Michael J. Fox, Nicolas Cage, Tom Cruise, Gerard Way, Jay-Z and most Hollywood jews.
- Z-list celebrity
This level includes former child stars, people from reality shows, deposed dictators, and porn actors. Examples: Dustin Diamond, Carrot Top, W., Kevin Federline, Kendra Wilkinson and the whole cast of SyFy Channel's Mega Piranha.
People who are well-known only on the internets, also known as geeks or basement-dwellers. Internet celebrities are invited to cool parties when a piƱata is needed. Examples: Your mom.
Celebrity Worship Drama
Instant drama is generated at any celebrity worship forum by suggesting the famous person is sexually deviant. All fans plan to mate with their chosen idol, so finding the celebrity's forbidden passion for basset hounds makes them ineligible as fucking selections is deeply upsetting. All celebrites are drug-crazed perverts, so this drama happens frequently and is sometimes backed up with photos, used condoms, and violated pets. Do not attempt this at the Marilyn Manson fan site, as it results in no lulz but requests for more photos.
Modern Myths
- Paris Hilton is an exhibitionist porn star. Status: True
- Michael Jackson is a whack-job baby raper.
There is an unsubstantiated rumor that Lamborghini now requires m-Via decals on all new cars. Nice. Click here to download: The_Offici...
But enjoy this other cartoon which is totally YouTube proof...? Because. There are no body parts or real words to futz around withal Mistress Lucrezia Horses Around with Robin Mortimer to...Oh, right: The following videoMistress Lucrezia Horses Around with Robin Mortimer to...The following video from your account disabled for violation of the YouTube Cartoon Community Guidelines 1*
Let me know how it ends. And make sure and catch the video in question on any number of Apple Daily Taiwan or HK YouTube Channels, which I'm too much of a cool celly to rat to you here!
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YouTube Vigilantes
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YouTube Vigilantes (yTv, not to be confused with Youth TeleVision) are a group of middle-aged pedophiles who spend hours a day bitching and moaning about haters on YouTube, trying to dig up their private info so that the Youtube Street Team (led by Damien Estreich who deposed Argent009) can sweep in to perform street justice.
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The Golden Three
Protect yourself.Never forget the golden three. You insensitive fuck.
The Golden Three:
1. Invoke the law- This page tells you the law by state:
http://www.haltabuse.org/resources/laws/index.shtml
2. Find your local FBI office and file a complaint with a live person:
http://www.fbi.gov/contact/fo/fo.htm
3. File a report with the Internet Crime Complaint Center (IC3):
http://www.ic3.gov/Members
Krystal can't enjoy her sandwich because YTV is privateAugust 13, 2007, this group emptied out. See the section below under the header "YTV Pwned". This is a list of the people who were the original members before the group got hijacked by kid-fiddlers.
- CircaRigel - Leader CircaRigeI
- Irish282 - Internet hero
- Violetkitty411
- brenkatz
- dadhiltonmps
Battlestar1234(Closed)- tbryantswk
YtVigilantes(Closed)- Y0uTubeKid15
- lungwizard1
- timewarlord
liamdude14(Suspended)hypnoticproductionz(Closed)- pinu2
- ElunedLOTR
- Pleyade882000
Timestrider44(Closed)BlueBerryPickn(Suspended)- dial23
- MrFoKai
- CoquiDave
- Zipster08]
- bugg627
Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich because...
Sockpuppets
Upon joining the YtV, all members are provided with a statue that embodies the spirit of The Golden Three, along with an Inspector Gadget super-secret decoder ring.All these accounts belong to one of the members.
BeastieLizard(Closed) - CircaRigel sock- NinjaOnDuty - Irish282 sock
- StopTheHaters - Irish282 sock
vigilantOne(Closed)- YtVigilantes
(Closed)Re-openedDobbysTeacozy(Suspended)awilliams100(Closed) - CircaRigel sock- bwilliams100 - CircaRigel sock
- ThirdSockPuppet
yourafatchlck(Suspended) - Irish282 sockHypocrisy
About the only thing the YouTube Vigilantes actually do is elevate hypocrisy to an art form.
Spam
The only comments are all CircaRigel sockpuppets. lolThe YouTube Vigilantes claim to be against spam as well as hate. They show this by spamming hateful comments on the profile of anyone who dares question them or disagree with them. Or anyone who might have at some point said something they disagree with, whether or not that person was actually aware of the YTV.
The Promised Land
The YouTube Vigilantes claim to have left and gone to The Promised Land. Someone forgot to tell their sockpuppets.
We also don't mention how incredibly lame it is to call yourself a "YouTube" vigilante when the site you are on is LiveVideo. We assume that eventually they will figure it out and until then, we lol.
New Ruin: The VigilantOne Rebellion
Last Thursday the YouTube Vigilantes member known as "vigilantOne" went rogue. He replaced his standard YTV background (a purple peace sign with turtles and dolphins) with a much edgier Star Wars one to show that he meant serious business. He made a series of lulzy videos that accused members of YouTube, ED, and the YTYC of various things. The content of his videos can best be summarized as, "Neener, neener, neener, _____ is a _____!!!"
While the YTYC was doing their datamining on the identity of vigilantOne, a diversion video was put up. All signs were pointing to noscriptsV2, but the data had to be checked and double-checked before they went all the way live with that info.
(Irish282 had this video removed, but it's mirrored here.)Proposed revision for the YTV logoThis angered vigilantOne, and he began producing videos at rate of one per day. He couldn't maintain this pace, and they declined further and further in quality to the point where his final one consisted of cucumbers and sausages. His faggotrypowerword unless he suicided immediately. He obliged. was so embarrassing to the YTVigilantes, that they threatened to reveal his
Ashamed and disgusted over the actions of her former colleague, CircaRigel resigned from the YTV. She vowed to fight on alone, but to never wear the purple background again.
After seeing how little control the YTVigilantes had over their members, HonEDLolington decided it was time for a change. A corporate takeover was announced. All policing and pedo-hunting on YouTube would now be done by the YTYC, and the purple logo was absorbed until it could be revamped.
YTV Pwned
Sometime in August of 2007, the YouTube group forum for the YTV went through some puzzling changes. Members began bailing out in droves. Soon after that the group itself was deleted.
The only clue to what happened comes from this panicked bulletin posted by Irish282:
lewlSome argue that this was no hack job at all, but merely an attempt by Irish282 to cover his tracks regarding his pedophiliac activities. In any event, it was noted that children rejoiced and danced and sang and flew kites next to chocolate rivers upon hearing about the demise of the YouTube Vigilantes.
YTV 2.0 - Facta Non Verba
Towards the beginning of 2008, the group was reassembled into its current form, an eclectic mixture of middle-aged men and teenage boys. Spearheaded by the australian 50 year old emo tbd1000, the group now continues its campaign of harassing anyone that tries to stand in the way of grown men and teenage boys cybering each other. Here's a list of the current membership as it stands today:
- LoganSperman2 - fake child leader
- tbd1000 - financier (Retired)
- tbryantswk - the social worker (Closed)
- Th3C0br4 - Super-seekrit script kiddie member
- stillbellykai - tbd1000's personal male prostatot
- misery63 - tbd1000's backup male prostatot
- Blaziken257 - another young boy with shitty parents
- DynaCatlovesme - Minister of Propaganda
- Irish282 - Legendary kid-toucher in charge of DMCAs
Honorary Member:
- UpDownMostly-psychological expert on trolls, the law and of course, pederasts.
Sockpuppet support:
- CobaltDiselenide - Irish282 sock
- ClanWatch - Irish282 sock
- Indidenor - Th3C0br4 sock
- Redemption600 - misery63 sock
- unknownwolf283 - Blaziken257 sock
The Mythology Socks
- Zeus288 - tbd1000 sock
- Thor468 - Irish282 sock
- Osiris432 - DynaCatlovesme sock
- Gaia360 - LoganSperman2 sock
The Tarot Card Socks
- ValetOfCups - tbd1000 sock
- ValetOfSwords - Irish282 sock
- ValetOfBatons - DynaCatlovesme sock
- ValetOfCoins - LoganSperman2 sock
Online Child Abuse (erect censored out)
Gallery
50 year old Australian emoDalhusky lover, Ian Laurie. and
Ian Laurieforeplay awaiting
Irish282:Still the #1 reason to keep kids of the net.
William Todd Bryant, the YtV's "social worker" advertising what he likes best about boys.
RIP Todd.
Dynacatlovesme still hoping to revoke the Yahweh Clan's license to internet.
See also
YouTube Vigilantes is part of a series on YouTube Visit the YouTube Portal for complete coverage. Other Portals: BNA • ChanLOLogy • Chans • deviantART • Faggotry • Furfaggotry
Gaming • LiveJournal • Memes • Music • Sex • Softwarez • Trolls • Truth • Wikipedia • YouTube
YouTube Vigilantes Regarding your account: YouWeirdTube
The following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:
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This is the second Community Guidelines warning strike your account has received within six months. Accordingly, the ability to post new content to YouTube from this account has been disabled and will not return until two weeks after you acknowledge this message. Please review the YouTube Community Guidelines and refrain from further violations, which may result in the termination of your account(s).
Sincerely,
The YouTube TeamATTENTIONThe following video(s) from your account have been disabled for violation of the YouTube Community Guidelines:
- Mistress Lucrezia Horses Around with Robin Mortimer to ...
- (YouWeirdTube)
Copyright © 2010 YouTube, LLCMost nudity is not allowed on YouTube, particularly if it is in a sexual context. Videos that are intended to be sexually provocative are also generally not acceptable for YouTube. There are exceptions for some educational, documentary and scientific content, but only if that is the sole purpose of the video and it is not sexually gratuitous.
This is the second Community Guidelines warning strike your account has received within six months. Accordingly, the ability to post new content to YouTube from this account has been disabled and will not return until two weeks after you acknowledge this message.
Please review the YouTube Community Guidelines and refrain from further violations, which may result in the termination of your account(s).
Date Received: June 27, 2010
