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July 17, 2010

David Christie Saddle Up with Go Go Girls (Sexy Dutch Motherfuckers I want to...treat)

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David Christie Saddle Up with GoGo Girls (Dancers)

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David Christie Saddle Up with GoGo Girls (Dancers)
3 Naughty Belated Dutch Easter Jokes Lost in Translation a little bit via BillyJ G.com Het Volgende re. Dutch Humor: 'I am so so sorry' Op 9 april 2010 via Mr. Francky

 

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De juf vraagt aan Jantje: "Jantje, als ik 2 eieren op tafel leg, en jij legt er 3 bij, hoeveel eieren hebben we dan samen?" Waarop Jantje antwoordt: "Maar juf, ik kan helemaal geen eieren leggen!"
 
The teacher asks Jantje: "Jantje, if I lay 2 eggs on the table, and you lay 3 more eggs, how many eggs would that make?" Jantje answers: "But teacher, I can't lay eggs!"
 
Now this is lost in translation a little bit cause of the laying thing but it wasn't brilliant to begin with. Next.

Hans vraagt aan Piet: "Waar ga je dit jaar naar toe met Pasen?" Piet antwoordt: "Naar Zicht."Hans: "Naar Zicht? Waar ligt dat?" Piet: "Dat weet ik ook niet, maar in de krant stond: Mooi paasweer in Zicht".
 
Hans asks Piet: "Where will you spend your Easter this year?" Piet answers: "I am going to Sight" Hans: "Sight? Where the fuck is Sight??" Piet: "I don't know either, but in the paper it said: Nice Easter Weather in Sight."
 
*sigh...* next.
 
Sinterklaas, de paashaas, een dom blondje en een slim blondje doen een loopwedstrijd. Wie wint er? Het domme blondje natuurlijk! Want de rest bestaat niet.
Sinterklaas (kind of a Dutch Santa Clause), the Easter Bunneh, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde do a running contest. Who wins? The dumb blonde, ofcourse! Cause the others don't exist!
 
I am so so sorry.
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Nobody Should Have To Choose Between Serious Journalism And Cats In Wigs

A Dallas news station interviewed Julie Jackson, author of the (intentionally) funny new book Glamourpuss: The Enchanting World of Kitty Wigs. It's especially funny when she talks about selling out to the kitty wig book industry. Clip after the jump.


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Een Braziliaanse designer uit Amsterdam komt met broeierige beenmode die vloekt. En dan bedoelen we niet qua kleur.

Ontwerpster Bea Correa komt oorspronkelijk uit Brazilië, maar zetelt al geruime tijd in Amsterdam. Vanuit de hoofdstad runt ze Mindwhatyouwear en bracht ze onder andere een lijn FAKE Louis Vuitton tassen uit. De juridische afdeling van de LV groep was not amused en de tassen mochten niet meer verkocht worden.

Na tassen stort Bea zich nu op leggings, Dutch Swears Leggings om precies te zijn. Volgens de ontwerpster zijn scheldwoorden zo erg nog niet - ze geven uiting aan opgekropte emoties en zijn sowieso beter dan fysiek geweld - en sieren dan ook Bea's beenmode . Nu maar hopen dat de juridische afdeling van de Bond Tegen Het Vloeken er wel de humor van in ziet.


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Musikladen 72

24.06.1982

* Doris D. & The Pins - Jamaica
* K.I.D. - I wanna piece of the action
* Mary Ann Heart - But I might tonight
* Nancy Wood - Turn your love light on
* Bananarama & Fun Boy Three - Really saying something
* Adam Ant - Goody two shoes (Video)
* Joan Jett & The Blackhearts - Crimson and clover
* Sibylle Rauch - So long, goodbye
* David Christie - Saddle up
Musikladen 77

10.02.1983

* Haysi Fantayzee - Shiny, shiny
* Wham! - Young guns (Go for it)
* Melba Moore - Love's comin' at ya
* Ricchi E Poveri - Mamma Maria
* A la Carte - Radio
* Yazoo - The other side of love (Video)
* Janet Jackson - Young love
* Earth & Fire - Twenty four hours
* David Christie - Our time has come

Musikladen 83

06.10.1983

* Alice & The Wonderboy - Don't tell me this is love
* The Belle Stars - The entertainer
* Enzo - Solo
* Jennifer Rush - Come give me your hand
* Babe - (Don't you ever) Shop around
* Eartha Kitt - Where is my man
* Waylon Jennings - Good hearted woman
* Donna Summer - She works hard for the money
* Joe South - Games people play (Oldie: 1969)
* David Christie - Rally down to Sally's

absolutely can not Billy: hey I sent you the translation do you need a break from me? me: http://whatgetsmehot.posterous.com/3-naughty-belated-dutch-easter-jokes-lost-in no i was just copying the link to send to you. Billy: why did you post that? me: i really like girls (people) who do what they say. i was impressed shut up. there was nothing personal not even your name. i did it because i liked it Billy: what me: and it made me laugh Billy: oh ok thanks :) me: hey, go to this dutch cursing site with me and tell me which ones are good i'm gonna go find it and i'll send you the link are you home Billy: what is it with you and dutch you dont need a break from me? me: yeah, what do you think Billy: hey seriously, is it bad to have a cold/flu and have beer you think I'm seeeexy me: nooooo why would you think that Billy: hm. me: just drink two glasses of water for ever alcoholic bev so you don't get dehydrated Billy: ok me: and then come over and pee on me Billy: thanks me: any time Billy: sigh you're such a romantic me: i'm looking for your link relax and drink beer for a sec Billy: my link?? me: jesus. follow the train of thought for five seconds and stop typing for ten Billy: youre rude me: omg you can't stop almost found Billy: i can stop zzzzzzzzz you don't have add gramps me: what? Billy: or maybe your add is just retired i dunno. this coming from a dhiarrhea link poster!! me: jesus. just write in a notebook for five seconds Billy: .........:/ i could say the sam e aboutyour blogging twitterhappy me: i don't tweet or do any of that all auto from feed Billy: yeah this too this is a robot i'm having fun while my chatbot is dealing with you me: yeah Sent at 5:40 PM on Friday me: swearsaurus see if you can find baby maybe it closed. it had every language i really wanted to show you i mean fuck what else are we gonna do go to the fucking park/brothe l we're on a computer Billy: yeah god knows me: i'm trying to be a good date give me a chance Billy: this isn't a date me: okay, Billy: you're so funny i seriously wish my dad was as weird as you me: why, then he would be your boyfriend and not your dad Billy: ew no me: no Billy: he'd still not be my type me: i've seen your color climax films a lot of them and half the titles are something like Billy: my what me: family affair google color climax nl i know you dutch Billy: oh yeah i forgot you do no my dad's dick is too small gross me: the fact you're talking about your dad's dick is Billy: and i don't want my sisters sloppy seconds Sent at 5:45 PM on Friday me: http://www.24oranges.nl/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/kut11.jpeg i just bought you these Billy: cool :) why? me: like http://www.24oranges.nl/2009/06/19/dutch-swear-words-on-womens-leggings/ Billy: you wont ever peel m pff me me: what ever you said yes * Tassen van gebroeders Freitag in museum * Vorm als decoratie * MacExpo winnaars * Tassen en jassen uit computerafval * Lacoste maakt laarzen * Laptoptas voor op de fiets * Juwelen als beveiliging * Op de foto zonder rimpels * Prada en Hermes gaan in de auto's * Tien tenen Deze leggings vloeken tags: * fashion Userpica Een Braziliaanse designer uit Amsterdam komt met broeierige beenmode die vloekt. En dan bedoelen we niet qua kleur. Ontwerpster Bea Correa komt oorspronkelijk uit Brazilië, maar zetelt al geruime tijd in Amsterdam. Vanuit de hoofdstad runt ze Mindwhatyouwear en bracht ze onder andere een lijn FAKE Louis Vuitton tassen uit. De juridische afdeling van de LV groep was not amused en de tassen mochten niet meer verkocht worden. Na tassen stort Bea zich nu op leggings, Dutch Swears Leggings om precies te zijn. Volgens de ontwerpster zijn scheldwoorden zo erg nog niet - ze geven uiting aan opgekropte emoties en zijn sowieso beter dan fysiek geweld - en sieren dan ook Bea's beenmode . Nu maar hopen dat de juridische afdeling van de Bond Tegen Het Vloeken er wel de humor van in ziet. This commitment curses tags: * fashion Userpica A Brazilian designer from Amsterdam with sultry leg fashion curse. And we mean not in color. Designer Bea Correa is originally from Brazil but has sat for some time in Amsterdam. She runs from the capital Mindwhatyouwear and brought them under a different line FAKE Louis Vuitton bags out. The legal department of the LF group was not amused and the bags were no longer sold. After torrential Bea bags now in leggings, Leggings Dutch Swears to be exact. According to designer abuse are not so bad - they express suppressed emotions and are anyway better than physical violence - and thus adorn Bea's hosiery. Let's hope that the legal department of the The Federal Against Profanity there is the humor of it. Billy: ok appreciated me: http://www.mindwhatyouwear.com/ is it dutch Sent at 5:51 PM on Friday me: you should make an account at my favorite video site and be my friend http://mrjyn.123video.nl i don't have any hot dutch girlfriends Billy: i love that site me: http://www.mindwhatyouwear.com/images/products/jeanstineke/jeans2.jpg Billy: i dont know we're buddies on fb and you tube already me: well go love me. those are the ugliest fucking most stupid jeans i've ever seen. i got to blog them oh, fuck. lighten up you're 26 and i'm 46 not the other way Billy: really? yeah i guess i am over it already you knpw me: yeah. unless you're not really 26 and just 14 what me or facebook or life or humor Billy: my friends love me regardless of in how many networks im in yeah and humor me: yeah, well your friends get to fucking see you. i don't Billy: you're not bringing it back instyle eithe true and they get to zsee me fucking jk me: if that was a comeback. i'm not trying to fight with you. i'm trying to find a decent way to have some sort of connection Billy: i translated those little gems for you.... no i'm not trying to fight either i just am i seem to be some sort of aggressive type me: well, let me hear your ideas of what we should do instead of hangout on the computer then? Billy: but i care <3 nothin i just dont wanna go to that 123 thingy me: yeah, well that shit plays out a lot easier when people can see your facial expression and know what you're doing it's a lot different over the wire Billy: yeah me: see how defensive you got me. Billy: internet's a bitch me: what's that about Billy: yeah, bit scary me: it's a lot better than the telegraph or postal service or pony express Billy: haha you've tried? me: http://www.mindwhatyouwear.com/images/products/leggings/red2.jpg far from it. translate those so i can blog em http://www.123video.nl/members/gebruiker.asp?MemberID=3401208&Name=Mrjyn&... and go say hello to me and bookmark that so you can see i didn't just badly translate dutch after i met you. http://www.bondtegenvloeken.nl/ what the fuck is that. i'm reading with my google translator but can't tell if it's serious or not Billy: no it's serious hey what do you want me to translate me: i know i just clicked on the kids site http://www.bondtegenvloeken.nl/index.php?paginaID=104 Billy: send me a picture Maury please me: okay. i'd like it if you sent me some stuff about the hague and whatever else you're into too 3 questions for you! How often do you curse? never sometimes quite often What about if someone curses in your environment? I am not much uncomfortable very annoying What do you think of cursing with diseases? must be uncomfortable absolutely can not Billy: but my facebook is personal you can get alot from there me: 3 vragen aan jou! Hoe vaak vloek je? nooit soms best wel vaak Wat vind je ervan als iemand in je omgeving vloekt? doet me niet veel niet prettig heel erg vervelend Wat vind je van schelden met ziektes? moet kunnen niet prettig kan absoluut niet Billy: yours isn;t me: yeah, okay, but this is more personal. or it should be you know most people never get off the book so we' re making progress Billy: what is it? why are pasting that me: to show you the site and see if my translated version is even close. Billy: the site ok me: no. don't worry. you're not in the mood to play. and i don't know what else to do. so i'm just giving anything a shot. it's like the caveman. men came from cavemen and they were only worth what they could Billy: you know nothing about my mood me: kill and bring home to eat that's what i'm doing five thousand years later Billy: you're fun a bit hard to grasp me: i wish you'd join in or at least let me try until i get something you're interested in. it might take a while to find the tulip brothel cannabis club but i'm looking. plus i've already blogged four things just while we've been talking so, you're good for business so relax k? Billy: :) you relax. wth me: i don't know what that means Billy: ::/ me: that eitther Billy: what the hell join in on what?? me: hey type dutch curse words or whatever in dutch and send me a good link so i can flesh out this post i'm compiling while we talk join in or hit the fucking curb kut! kidding Billy: uh huh me: how do you even pronounce that cut? coot Billy: this is the internet ok! no facial expressions and you just called me a kut without smiley faces me: cute i don't use them take too long Billy: you should me: i use the old fashioned words and punctuation kickin' it old school baby Billy: just like me and you still dont get me incl smiley faces what more do yu want me to dooooooo me: yeah, i do. you just don't know i do chill Billy: it would be handy if you try and show that me: http://www.webkey2.nl/btv/images2/tandenborstel_024_2.jpg Billy: the occasional e-nod and yes dears me: brush your teeth play along send me some shit about dutch lang Billy: wow that kid is small me: stuff like that i think the toothbrush is big Billy: oh ok. you're probably right me: yeah forrest gump Billy: just find the watskeburt video me: i don't know if that's a band or a misspelling Billy: a song me: i'm looking Billy: full of dutch slang or find sjenkie me: are you at home or on a laptop Billy: both.. wtf hahaha and you are you a man or on facebook? me: well open another tab and send me some shit instead of bein lazy and sending me a name Billy: do you have kids? me: fuck no Billy: or else??? me: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykxeRBPjGKk De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig - Watskeburt Billy: you wanna adopt me? me: you talking about that only to fuck and worship Billy: ok woody me: that rocks or whatever you say i really like it. that's what i'm talkin about Billy: rulezzz what me: without the part that i have to look it up get it Billy: the vid oh please the vid for sjenkie is cool me: okay send me the link goddamit. Billy: youre the video dude me: you type in a word and click a button you have one of those wood computers don't you the dutch laptop Billy: ugh yeah. you know it it catches fire if i work on it too lng long me: i bet. ok lazy. what's the other name skin fling and what's wastebasket mean while you're at it wastkebuurt lemme guess can't looks dutch in the sense that it seems like it's a typo Billy: watskeburt? me: YES Billy: means what's happening? me: thank you Billy: but it's not spelled or pronounced normally http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOqLHmJmbc4 De Jeugd Van Tegenwoordig - Shenkie me: what are the two words. cuz google won't translate em together oh, i'm so fucking proud of you Billy: wat gebeurt shut the fuck up it's not a matter of skills you idiot me: love you too. no really thanks for playing no i like the idea of wooden computer i don't like this one as much Billy: yeah youre welcom me: you're not some kind of techno teen are you Billy: i like the idea f my wooden computer up your ass me: oh never mind i just saw the guy i get it it's like kraftwerk and beck Billy: i like different styles me: it's not embeddable. look for me on 123video please, mom Billy: dude no you do it: jeugd van tegenwoordig - shenkie me: okay. i quit. lemme post this and i'll just sit here and concentrate on you and your words and relax sorry but i got creative i just ate and i'm all feelin' good so give me a sec what time is it there Billy: no do what you like me: what time are you going to bed that's what i'm talking about Billy: it's 1.24 me: ohhhhh Billy: am me: no wonder you're irritable sleepy Billy: screw you me: lajughghghghg how do you say it in dutch Billy: heimlich manoeuvre me: funny i'd like to lick your hymen oooh that was bad huh Billy: no thats never bad me: good one i mean the joke Billy: though it's somewhere in the trash me: i bet and getting older all the time Billy: since 1988 me: i'd like you to make a necklace out of it for me so i can wear it and think about you maagdenvlies ketting Billy: i could make a cockring?

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