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Another teaser for the upcoming Cleptomanicx skate video in 2009, these are sequences that surrounded the making of and parts of the Aalride Tour in 2008... Including the incredible David M. Conrads, Cpt. Clepto, Lennie Burmeister, Dennis Laaß, Niklas Speer von Cappeln and Tjark Thielker... For more, watch out for the upcoming release in 2009! This clip is strictly fun!!!
AUGUST 6, 2009
Alert on M.D. Abuse Of Jackson Drug
Abuse of the sedative suspected in Michael Jackson's death is a growing problem among medical professionals, increasing pressure on the government to restrict it as a controlled substance.
Three days before the pop icon's death on June 25, the American Association of Nurse Anesthetists warned hospitals to restrict access to the potent drug propofol because some doctors and nurses are addicted to it.
Propofol, sold under the brand name Diprivan, is one of the most widely used hospital sedatives. Because it is quick-acting and rapidly leaves the system, it is convenient for routine procedures such as same-day knee and cosmetic surgery, colonoscopies and broken-bone repair.
The sedative propofol, thought to be a factor in Michael Jackson's death, can make a 10-minute nap feel like a good night's sleep. But there are signs that abuse of the drug is growing among members of the medical community, where the experience has been dubbed "dancing with the white rabbit."
The qualities that make propofol a popular sedative also make it a recreational drug for some in the medical profession. It doesn't show up in standard drug tests in the urine, and with a half-life of only five minutes, it doesn't leave the user groggy or affect behavior in a way that signals a substance-abuse problem.
The absolute number of people with a propofol problem is small, and there is little hard data tracking addictions or death. A 2007 study of 23,385 anesthesia providers published in the journal Anesthesia & Analgesia by Paul Wischmeyer, a University of Colorado anesthesiologist, found that propofol addiction increased fivefold from a decade ago, to 25 cases. The study cited seven deaths. Dr. Wischmeyer and others in the field say that they know of other cases and estimate that the total number of deaths is at least several dozen in the same time frame.
"If you try to count backward from 100 after it's injected, you don't get to 97," says Dr. Wischmeyer. He and others say the drug is safe for hospital patients as long as a medical worker monitors "airway management" and provides oxygen as needed to ensure breathing doesn't stop.Getty Images
Michael Jackson at a press conference on March 5, 2009 in London, England.
Anesthetists and users say propofol can bring a brief but captivating high as the sedation wears off. Some call the habit, "dancing with a white rabbit," referring to the drug's color and hallucinogens of the 1960s. Others call it "pronapping," because the drug induces a short rest for medical personnel between long shifts.
Most medical centers don't lock up propofol or closely monitor inventory as they would for addictive painkillers such as Oxycontin. Propofol is readily accessible in most hospital supply rooms along with Band-Aids and antibiotic ointments.
Paul Earley, medical director of Talbott Recovery Campus in Atlanta, which treats many medical professionals for substance abuse, said addictions to opiates and other drugs obscured the growing use of propofol, which only recently has come to be seen as an addiction issue in itself.
"I was injecting it 50 times a day when I was in my worst period," says an anesthesiologist in the Midwest, who recently completed a stint in rehabilitation to kick the propofol habit. He said he began "pronapping" a couple of years ago while under stress from his job, family and finances. He hid the signs of shooting up by putting a port for a syringe on his leg, where it wasn't visible.
At night, he would inject the drug into the port in the bathroom, where his wife assumed he was brushing his teeth. "Sometimes it acted so fast, I couldn't get back to bed in time," said the anesthesiologist. He would pass out on the floor, terrifying his wife, and he said that on occasion he broke his nose or cheekbone or sprained a wrist.
After Mr. Jackson's death, police found both propofol and oxygen tanks in his house, according to the Associated Press. Mr. Jackson's case would be rare, however. Almost all of the victims of propofol addiction and overdose are medical professionals, particularly anesthesia providers, experts say. The drug isn't generally available outside hospitals and clinics.
Propofol is so potent that a tiny amount -- 20 milligrams -- can mean the difference between a refreshing rest and death. "It enters your bloodsteam fast, and even highly trained anesthesiologists can't control it, and die. They don't even have seconds to pull out the needle," said Art Zwerling, a certified nurse anesthetist and counselor with the Association of Nurse Anesthetists. A 39,000-member group.
Teva Pharmaceuticals Ltd., which makes generic propofol, and APP Pharmaceuticals Inc., which sells the drug under the Diprivan name, said separately that the drug is very safe when used as directed in proper settings. They declined to discuss the addiction problem.
Propofol was never classified as a controlled substance by narcotics regulators such as the Drug Enforcement Administration when it was first approved 20 years ago, nor was it recommended for that status by the Food and Drug Administration. Two years ago, a citizen petition was filed at the DEA, asking the agency to designate propofol as a controlled substance, which requires an FDA recommendation. Representatives of both agencies said they have been reviewing the matter. One official said a decision could come in the next few months.
An FDA spokeswoman said since Mr. Jackson's death, the agency has received many questions from doctors and the public about when and whether it will decide to classify propofol.
Making propofol a controlled substance under DEA rules would require hospitals to track inventory, account for all vials, list users, and lock it up with narcotics. That is not popular with many anesthesiology providers, and a poll by Anesthesiology News taken after Mr. Jackson's death found that 61% of them oppose it.
Several say that because propofol is an important drug for use in emergencies, it must be handy. In some cases, a surgeon may suddenly need more propofol to keep a patient sedated, and a few seconds delay makes a difference. They said hospitals should take voluntary steps to control inventory, as some already do.
Another concern about tighter regulation is that it might impede doctors and nurses from seeking help for addiction, because abusing a DEA-controlled drug is more likely to cost them their license and lead to criminal charges.
Clarence Ward, a California anesthesiologist, wrote in a 2008 article titled "Dancing With a White Rabbit" in the California Society of Anesthesiologists bulletin, that too many doctors refuse to acknowledge the propofol abuse. In an interview, he said: "People die dancing with this 'white rabbit' not necessarily from intent, but from an inability to control a drug that causes abrupt loss of consciousness."
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MICHAEL JACKSON's Personalized Coat To Control Drug Dosage + "Everybody's got a different 'VERGE'" - #michaeljackson @mrjyn @nichopoulouzo #whatevs
MICHAEL Jackson, showerproof and cracking, his looming London concerts just days before he died, was, a psychiatrist reported, like a singer who appeared close to a nervous breakdown.
His behavior seemed disturbingly, erratically, moment to moment.
He was an excited, scandalous, swashbuckling Pirate one minute.
The next minute he would lapse into silence, staring into space.
Last night, a source close to Jackson's death, said the star used Clearasil.
"He was neither, mentally nor physically equipped to, with hindsight, run around an Arena.
How?" he added.
"Michael was always adamant that the show must go onto a point.
He obsessed with the idea he would be killed if he couldn't get onstage.
He had been backed into a corner that was falling apart under the strain of a psychiatrist named "Jackson"...twice.
The first time he spoke frankly about childhood problems, prescription drugs, his obsession that skin cancer and washrags punish Joe Jackson.
I warned him about painkiller addiction.
He even urged me to invent a personalized coat to control his drug dosage on tour (technically complicated to describe - see patent).
The skin specialist, Dr Arnold Klein's psychiatrist told me about 'Sperm Donor Dick"'s follow-up...ahem.
Klein had convinced Jackson that a Witch had caused deep cancer marks in his hair and scalp.
He said, "Jackson fell silent after refusing to show a small scar on his chest like an advertisement for Voodoo. He clammed up again as Uri 'MYSTIFIER' GELLER outlined the plan to kill the Witch, which claimed his lifeless body just two weeks later."
The source said Michael had been can-do at their first meeting, BUT METHADON'T ON THE SECOND, and showed clear signs of cracking up again.
They discussed if it would be possible to cancel or postpone gigs.
Jackson stated his
"soothsayer, star-death claim that the haberdasher struggled with grueling rehearsals, relating to the Tour Jacket which was designed to wean him off of Diprivan and stage fright."
I had no idea what he was on about.
Meanwhile, mum, Katherine, voiced suspicions about Giraldo Rivera, the talk show host.
I know he is dead.
I don't think he just died of natural...whatevs.
I don't know what ‘on the verge of a breakdown’ is in your family.
He is a JACKSON.
Everybody's got a different 'verge'.
He wanted to be Spider Man.
To make a movie.
He went to see the Man, and they spoke about it.
Sounds wacko to me, but it might have played out.
You don't know what role the cat was dishin' out.
He wanted to do Spider Man.
I sure don't know whether he just wanted to produce it or wanted to play it, I didn't press on.
Whether he thought he would have played a superhero, I don't know.
I suspect so, but like a man staring into space, Ma calls that private.
My eye and MICHAEL’s the only one know MY SON.
Is the body 'treated well'?
Who saw the Jackrabbit?
The body was treated better than Rum in Arnold Klein's klepto-wet bar.
Fucking hickey bird!
Wants to get custody of my grandsons, despite my last minute attempt.
Arnold Klein Stressed Michael Jackson THE FUCK OUT!
Jet son skis with More King of Pop.
Wacko roars across lake on Sopwith.
Rest in peace who? be Michael Jackson son.
Aide 'semiskilled' as doctor.
Jackson slept, killed by hot Demerol.
Dr Murray Closed.
James Brown used Dr Jacko as God.
'Michael Jackson', Andy Warhol , Wacko auction.
Youthful Michael Jackson Lost footage Wacko AMAZING unseen video shows baby faced Jackson singing Jacko with More family album PROUD poses. bombshell family suspected Murray home. raided Coroner delay JACKSON’S toxic result. cop search link tween singer doc-'Addict' Jackson.
Cops Jackson 'addict' POLICE prob.
Jackson death describe drug 'addict' Revelation with picture of 'dad' Jackson.
Jacko’s the child, OMER's really King of Pop, Joe claimed.
Arnold Klein Cops skin Investigation.
Rx OK Dr Gay, Klein had office robe in Wacko closet.
Arnold Custom Kleenex deep.
Katherine after kid Jacks 'win' three children.
Dr Conrad Murray flapjack-bone homey.
DRUG cop search Doc Con Ray lame claim of fame game that he gave Jack-o sing Leda-drug in nightly KFC Chicken Meals, Personal chef, Chase, screamed!
“Bible” type Genesis of Love Making - Luxury Pleasures - Artistic Sex Toys @mrjyn @nichopoulouzo #design #love #sextoys
The general referral to “sex toys” is always a crass, overrated innuendo towards dark guilty pleasures. Adding a certain degree of maturity and respectability to this industry is the Genesis line of products for Luxury-Pleasures. Inspired by the theory that God created the world in seven days, this collection includes seven deadly sins that will break the shackles of missionary and treat you to untold ecstasies. For each day of the week you can assign your special erotica and play God yourself.
On the first day God created light.
Dildo, hot wax candle made with white beeswax and silver base.
Beeswax symbolizes the virgin flesh of Christ and the Virgin Mary.
Candles: white beeswax.
Base: polished solid silver.
The second day God created the sky.
The choice of colors is very particular: The blue sky representing Virgin Mary. She is often depicted with a blue coat called maphorion. Green is also used to represent the Virgin with the Child Jesus. The red roses are a symbol of virginity. Blind fold inspired by the stole of the priest.
Blue silk and silk embroidered from St Gallen, Switzerland (Haute Couture).
On the third day God created vegetation.
The ring symbolizes the union between God and Man. It is made in black ebony like most Black Madonnas. These figures are associated with rites of fertility and sexuality. The choker necklace is made specifically with thirty three links like the Rosary of Precious Blood which contains thirty three grains referring to the years of earthly life of Jesus.
Cock Ring: black ebony from Gabon. Hand made.
Necklace: Solid Silver.
On the fourth day God created the stars.
Horn inspired by the crescent moon, symbol of regeneration. Moses is often depicted with horns symbols of strength and wisdom, which are also symbols for the Devil and destruction.
Hand-made Glass Dildo with 23 carats gold leaf.
On the fifth day God created birds and fishes.
Inspired by St. Francis who talked to birds and animals, and who wore a scapular (devotional necklace made of small pieces of fabric that some priests wear on their chests and on their back on top of their clothing). The rooster feathers symbolizes the arrival and resurrection of Jesus. In medieval liturgy, priests used a broom made of feathers (flagellum) to sweep the air and symbolize the heavenly powers who supported Jesus during the night of his death. Necklace for caressing and tickling; made in solid silver, pink gold and rooster feathers.
On the sixth day God created Man.
The marble refers to death like the altar in the church represents the Holly Sepulcher. It contains 39 braids, the maximum number of lashes in religious punishments in Jesus’ time. The whip is made with human hair with silver ligatures and Carrier marble.
The seventh day is the rest.
The diary starts with the first 7 days of Genesis written by St. Jerome, from the first printed edition of the Gutenberg Bible. It is followed by 365 pages to write a diary about your own sins and fantasies.
Dairy: Cover: black lamb leather with artistic binding.40g paper referred as “bible” type.
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The design is the production process. The original stools are produced by using landscape as a crucial part of the formative process; rivers, hills (...).
The result is an unpredictable character, depicting the capturing story of its accruement. No two stools are the same; all have their own story and a place to call 'home'.
They are the children of a carefully conceived, free-range kinetic process.
The process captures specific time and place by permitting topography and meteorology to provide the distinguishing individual characteristics for each piece.
It uses the principle of rotational moulding.
A special constructed robust, hollow sphere is housing a suspended silicon mould of the stool.
After filling the mould with a specific mix of resin the sphere is allowed to interact with the terrain - Surrendered to the formative surrounding, it is maybe pummelled by white water or rolled down a secluded woodland path.
The serendipity within the rotation, subtle or manifest, is recorded by the flexing walls of the silicon mould.
The resin hardens in unique distortions and colour patterns, due to the landscape the orb is rolling on.
The process is in the foreground; full of chance, without a possibility of controlled intervention, it celebrates the importance of coincident. The journey of the orb forms a strong character, a manifestation of time and place.
A shift from object to experience takes place.
I get wet!! (video) Water Gate by Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl » @mrjyn @nichopoulouzo
Water Gate by Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl » Yanko Design
On second thought, who’d love to get sprayed by malfunction? On the other hand again, getting hit by a malfunctioning water gate will always be less painful than a turnstile-gone-wild. What we’ve got here is a genuine gate made of water. Jets of water blocking unwelcome parties, access granted by entry card. Fabulously wet!
The idea for this project and design came after a long day at the fairground, where turnstile after turnstile brought on the wish for an updated solution to low-security peacekeeping.
Water is only a psychological barrier. Fleeing, panicking persons can escape through the gate without being hindered by any rigid media.
In addition, such a gate is accessible by any number of people, including those in wheelchairs, those on bicycles, and those who’ve got animal pals (I’m talkin about seeing-eye-dogs and so forth).
I get wet!
Designer: Michael Tatschl, Sascha Mikel, and Martin Schnabl
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(L-R) Impersonator Jesse Volt, actress Joan Rivers, Gary Dee and Joe Posa promote the TV Land PRIME series “How’d You Get So Rich?” at the CBS Early Show Studio Plaza on August 4, 2009 in New York City.
Whether you love her or hate her, you must admit that Joan Rivers has kept her wits sharp and tongue even sharper at the rip age of 76. It’s difficult to think of Rivers as anybody but who she is now, a raspy voiced, cutting comedienne who is completely open about her experience with plastic surgery and pokes fun of herself before anybody else can. For anyone who got to know Joan as the E! Entertainment pre-awards host, it is difficult to imagine her ballsy cut downs working as a young woman (below she is in her late 30s).
Born to Russian immigrants in Brooklyn, New York as Joan Molinsky, she went on to graduate from Barnard College. It was during college that she was inspired to seek a career on stage, after having seen a Lenny Bruce performance. Her resume filled out during the 60s and 70s as a stand-up comedian and she became the first and only permanent guest host for The Tonight Show under Johnny Carson in 1983. She has written 10 books throughout her adult life and she is going to be roasted next week on Comedy Central! Is Joan Rivers your bag?
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Morbid Anatomy: Introducing Crappytaxidermy.com
My friend Kelli just alerted me to a new, great, and somewhat misleadingly named website: Crappytaxidermy.com. Ostensibly a collection of crappy taxidermy, the website is much more than that and far better and broader than the name suggests; it is in fact a kind of visual collection of the many ways in which mankind's unending pleasure in preserving, depicting, and re-creating animals including taxidermy (crappy and otherwise), models, museum dioramas, and creative taxidermy is expressed. Endless fun to peruse, though--sadly--and my only complaint--no credits to find out photographer or artifact information.
Click here to visit Crappytaxidermy.com.
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- Pochyemu: I see Rob has been in my iPod again - 'Argentine Tango Orchestra' Where does he come up w this stuff. Last time 'Steve Cunt & the Bastards'
- CraigBell91: Where the fuck is the postman One hour late and counting, cunt.
- crissexual: @jordania_ ... tripping me and calling be a bitch whore and slut and stuff that fucking cunt sddfjhsdfkgjhdflkghd blah!
- trevorphillips: Fuck shit cunt balls arse ass wankers! Just got caught on the bus. Gotta pay a god damn fine.
- onsilentwings: Thinks a white person who pretends to shoot arrows for fun is a thunder cunt.
- TheRealRoss: @itsmal AYO CUNT TEXT ME BACK NOW!!!! LOL
- JoeTurksta: @DJ_Penfold Fuck up cunt! Stop ruining the moment *tear* bwhahahaha.
- chiasmata85: If I'm going 20kph over the speed limit and you're still so close I can see a headlight in each of my wing mirrors you, sir, are a cunt.
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- sweettoothsid: SKYPE CONVOS -- @sweettoothsid: Go back to your country. @sopeauh: hihihihi you said cunt! @demoblaster: What I don't like in a cunt-tree!
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- And, she remembers, "If I said, ` I am really feeling too tired right now, 'he would tell me I didn't have a choice because my cunt was his property and I should just lie back and relax."— Home | The New York Observer
Last week, our wife’s friend E., a vivacious 33-year-old Texas blonde living in Manhattan who works in women’s rights, explained her fondness for big balls. On men. Many readers were stirred by E. Herewith, great loves of E., grades 7-12.
By age 12, E. had found and lost the love of her life, Marco, a half Italian boy she met at sports camp. He'd ride his bike to her house and they would make out in the hot tub. He broke her heart.
Next came Juan, a year or two older, who went to the public school across the street from E.’s private school in Houston. When the principal learned that the Mexican boy with hair almost to his shoulders has crossed the street to say hello to E., E. and 5 of her friends were called into his office, along with their parents. But E. swooned over Juan’s made-up stories about how he slept in a parking lot in a box and survived off mints from a nearby restaurant. He wrote her poems and she’d call her friends sobbing. She was very upset when she bought a Jane's Addiction album and heard them singing all his poems. One night he tried to take her virginity but they didn't have a condom. He almost convinced her they could use a Ziploc bag.
E. had crushes on boys at the private school, too, but she preferred Juan because: "None of them had sex appeal. All they would do was kiss you at the movie theater while Juan would dry hump you on the floor." She liked one private school boy, Alexander, but she had to sit through Silence of the Lambs three times— the third time because one of the boys they were with’s parents had just gotten a divorce, so he got to choose the movie. She says the experience was altogether traumatizing.
At 14 E. lost her virginity to a guy named Finn. Looking back, she says she never really cared for him much at all. Anyway on the fateful night, when E.’s mother was out of town, they climbed into her bed and had bad sex. Finn got a Charlie Horse in his leg. He turned out to be deeply religious and E. felt guilty that she had convinced him to sleep with her when he was obviously not comfortable with it.
E.’s next love was 21 and she was 15, the thought of which she now finds disgusting. He was in a Grateful Dead cover band, drove a pick-up truck and smoked pot. He wrote her songs that made her cry.
Enter an Argentinean named Eduardo, whom she met at Daddy O's club in Cancun, Mexico. He took photos of her in the waves wearing only her bikini bottom. When she got home she sent him the photos, along with the bikini bottoms. Because he didn't speak English and she didn't speak Spanish, she had to have a friend call to say she wanted to visit him in Buenos Aires. He was a good lover and when she arrived they had sex over and over again. "His penis and balls were medium size,” she says.
She turned 16 and met Hunter. There wasn’t much more on him other than his penis, which was just so big that it hurt. Around the same time there was Miguel, a Venezuelan pianist in a Latin band which performed at the restaurant where E. worked. Miguel also had a huge penis, like a Coke can. He told her she could be his girlfriend if she dyed her hair more blond and shaved her vagina.
The restaurant had a bus boy and his name was Jorge. He was tall, lean and handsome, but unfortunately he had a dramatic curve to his penis which E. says was painful. He sent her a bouquet of carnations which made her think “he was truly a different class,” but somehow it made him more beautiful to her.
Then there was the brother of her best friend, a private school stoner who was a tad portly. She remembers being frustrated because all he wanted to do was wrap his fat legs around her and make love all night and the sex was pretty boring. One night the boy’s father, completely unaware of his son’s dalliance, said to her, "So E., do you have a new man in your life? Some inappropriate foreigner?"
She spent the summer of junior year in Rome, where she met David. It was true love again; David told her they would have beautiful babies. Back in Texas, she hooked up with Nico, whose style was very different from David’s. Nico would say to her, "Your cunt belongs to me," while they were having sex. And, she remembers, "If I said, 'I am really feeling too tired right now,’ he would tell me I didn't have a choice because my cunt was his property and I should just lie back and relax." This turned her on immensely.
E. carried on with David and Nico, with a few others mixed in, until senior year was over. Then she headed to the Southwest for college.
When our wife mentioned her good friend—whom we’ll call E., a vivacious 33-year-old Texas blonde with a penchant for high heels and skimpy skirts who works in the women’s rights field— had a deep and abiding fondness for big balls, and wasn’t that weird – we told her to hold it right there.
We immediately dialed E. in her Manhattan apartment.
Tell us about your appreciation for big balls.
E: I’m surprised that anyone would be surprised that I like big balls—because it is such a cliché: to say a guy has big balls, is to say he is a real man. You know, courage, and virility and backbone. However, big balls not paired with a big cock are…meaningless.
When did you first realize you liked big balls?
Italian boyfriend in college, Gianlucca. I do find it bizarre that other women are not as into big balls as I am. When they are big, huge and swelling, it is such a turn on, because they look like they are full of semen and going to impregnate you.
How common are big balls?
Rare—as rare as a big cock. But it’s not only how big they are; also, how full they are. I want them to be firm and full of semen.
What do you do with big balls?
Lick them. Fondle them really. Put my hands around them, gently squeeze them and feel how firm and round they are. I think men with big balls enjoy it more than guys who have deflated, disgusting balls. I do like to be flogged with a penis. Especially on the breasts, I like to be flogged with large balls and a penis.
How do you feel about ball hair?
I hate it when men shave their cock and balls. First of all, hair is manly. And secondly, when there is any little stubble, it is the most womanly thing and totally disgusting.
What does it say about a man if he does not have big balls?
You can definitely sense it in his personality. I had a date with a guy last week, and I hoped they would be big. I think he realized how sad I was when I saw they were small. The relationship didn’t really develop from there. I think that guys with bigger cocks and balls cheat more, looking around at other women. Men with bigger penises stay single longer, unless they fall madly in love, because they know they don’t have to settle for less. Which is great for me, because I still hold hope for marrying a man with big balls.
Are you able to tell if a guy has big balls when you meet him?
Absolutely. Absolutely! Because they have more confidence. Guys with big balls are like peacocks.
Where do big balls rank for you in the qualities you want in a husband?
Penis and balls, I would put them both in the top five. But that isn’t fair, because it only leaves me with three other qualities. But I would still put them both on there.
The Story of E. | The New York Observer
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