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May 27, 2009

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TODGE THE SKY

Bull Todge: Chef Ramsay, Captain Slow, and Me




Chef Gordon Ramsay (we call him 'Obey') challenged "Captain Slow" (James May: Top Gear, Telegraph) and me to sample three "delicacies" (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis and hákarl), while we were all three in Taiwan last month, but Chef was the one who was challenged, when at the last minute, he decided to dine with us.

Chef Gordon Ramsay (we call him 'Obey') challenged "Captain Slow" (James May: Top Gear, Telegraph) and me to dine on (Laotian snake whiskey, bull penis and hákarl), while we were all three in Taipei last month, but Chef was the one who was challenged, when at the last minute, he decided to dine with us.

Everything was fine until we got to the cubes of rotten shark...Obey was panicking and said his lungs were filling up with piss. I was dazed; and Maysy said his head was totally numb. Obey vomited after eating the hákarl (I said he hákarled, while trying not to meself). And now that I think about it, that may have been what saved us--that and the Brennivín (Brennivín is nasty Icelandic schnapps made from potatoes and caraway, drunk at Þorrablót, also called Black Death), which Ramsay wouldn't drink (saying, he didn't need any 'washin'-up tart-water,' and that we were both a 'mouthful a' Morwenna Banks' Pussies').

So when, in something that looked drawn by James Gillray, red-faced 'Obes' said he thought he was a goner (his eyes tearin' up through the gouty, pissy, stench, and now the sick and ammonia-gouty, pissy, stench), Maysy and I were chuffed with disgust and laughter.

We just had a piss-up, instead of a chuck-up.

At first, Obey did NOT want to tell Tana (his wife), but he knew she'd know something was up (like in '94 with the 'high jinks' in the Men's WC). She was upset and extremely pissed (no pun), but not like in '94.





nichopoulooza




Orig. Article:

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and na that I fin' abaht it, that may 'ave been wot saved us--that and the brennivín (brennivín is nasty icelandic schnapps made from potatoes and caraway, Billy Monk at þorrablót, also called black death), which ramsay wouldn't Tiddley Win' (sayin', 'e didn't need any 'washin'-up tart-wa-ter,' and that we were bof a 'mouthful a' morwenna banks' pussies'). so chicken pen, in summit that looked drawn by james gillray, red-faced 'obes' said 'e thought 'e was a goner (his mince pies tearin' up through the gouty, pissy, Dame Judy Dench, and na the Uncle Dick and ammonia-gouty, pissy, stench), maysy and I were chuffed wif disgust and laughter. we just 'ad a piss-up, instead of a chuck-up. at Damien Hirst, obey did not wanna tell tana (his wife), but 'e knew she'd kna summit was up (like in '94 wif the 'high jinks' in the men's wc). she was upset and extremely Brahms and Liszt (na pun), but not loike in '94. maysy's reaction was: "you disappoint, obey."
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The Human Sexes: Different But Equal [(Written & presented by Desmond Morris (1997 - Pt. 1 - 50 min.)]


The Human Sexes

Different But Equal


Written and presented by Desmond Morris
(1997)

Will boys always be boys and girls always be girls? Will we ever really understand each other? You may be shocked by your conclusions. Prepare yourself for an intimate, erotic examination of physical differences between the sexes, from body fat to brain power. See Turkish men demonstrate their suitability as mates by wrestling in olive oil. Celebrate Mardi Gras in New Orleans, where women bare their breasts to entice men to reward them with strings of beads. Observe women who flaunt their femininity as exotic dancers, and female body builders who develop their muscles to the point of masculinity. Examine brain scans that show that men and women even think differently about the same problems. 'Different But Equal' explores whether the amazing differences between men and women are based on biology or history

Savant Autism: The boy with the Incredible brain [BBC Pt. 2/2]

Savant Autism: The boy with the Incredible brain [BBC Pt. 1/2]

Part 1 of 2. Here is some selected clips from the British documentary on Savantism.

蕭愷一:飲食字典 Toast

英文由F字學起:Fuck字的用法

Foot comparison with Goddess Mikayla!

Don't Leave Me Alone Daisy [MAGNIFICATION RAY GUN]

高 GIANT JAPANESE MODEL

May 26, 2009

БЕДНЯГА! Extasi

THE DOCTOR WHO KILLED ELVIS! [20/20 GERALDO RIVERA 1978]

GEORGE NICHOPOULOS: THE DOCTOR WHO KILLED ELVIS! [20/20 GERALDO RIVERA 1978]

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Nightmarish Octopus [Strange creature from the deep 'Seaurofteutshoesi']

12:01PM: 'Similar to "Groundhog Day"!' [Short Film Pt 1 of 3]

A short film similar to "Groundhog Day", but more serious. A man is trapped in a 59 minute time loop that only he is aware of. He seems resigned to his fate, before discovering a controversial physicist who predicted the event in the news.


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wiiウェア「マッスル行進曲」ゲーム紹介PV。

Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho) OFFICIAL VIDEO

The hot new official video from Pitbull - I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho). Pitbull on vocals mashed up with "75, Brazil Street" by Nicola Fasano vs. Pat-Rich

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NICOLAS ROEG: EUREKA ‘BORDELLO SCENE’ [featuring HELENA KALLIANIOTES + GENE HACKMAN (VIDEO + MP3)] + 'Helena Kallianiotes Smokes...'




EUREKA


DIRECTED BY:

NICOLAS

ROEG

‘BORDELLO SCENE’

STARRING:

GENE HACKMAN

and

Helena Kallianiotes

2 star

2 star

Helena Kallianiotes

Αγοράστε το από (smoking review)


2 star

Helena
Kallianiotes

2 star
Resident Belly Dancer
at

The I
ntersection
[1970s Greek restaurant in North Hollywood]

Married to Billy Gray

APPEARS ON
Art Garfunkel’s
ALBUM COVER

Breakaway
cover
Αγοράστε το από

2 star

Backtrack


Eureka


The Drowning Pool

Stay Hungry


[ STAY HUNGRY Poster ] [Click on image to enlarge]

Helena


Kallianiotes

S
mokes
...









The Baby Maker

Kansas City Bomber (1972) | Helena Kallianiotes

0:42 Kallianiotes holds a small tipped cigar, but only takes one drag, no visible exhale.
(Did not see Raquel Welch smoke in this film)?
“an MGM trailer preview, which has appeared on cable TV,
clearly shows Raquel holding a lit cigarette while talking to Kevin McCarthy.


Five Easy Pieces

Karen Black, Toni Basil, Helena
Kallianiotes



“Karen Black, who takes three drags, one of which while wearing a see-through black negligee.”

“Toni Basil (she of Hey Mickey fame). Toni lights up rather nicely in a close-up, though we don’t get to see her inhale.”

“Karen is first seen holding as she fixes her lipstick at the beginning of the film. Later, in a continuity error, she is not even holding when she first steps forward to collect a bowling ball, but she takes a solid French inhale just before picking it up, and then her cigarette has disappeared again as she bowls. Her mouth remains wide open as she inhales and exhales in front of her bathroom mirror, appearing to admire the thick cloud of smoke she has breathed, before taking another drag. Toni lights an all-white with a zippo and a couple of talk-exhales are shown in the next scene. Helena drags and talk-exhales in a car. Irene just holds.”



  1. I Believe (When I Fall in Love It Will Be Forever)
  2. Rag Doll
  3. Break away
  4. Disney Girls
  5. Waters of March
  6. My Little Town
  7. I Only Have Eyes for You
  8. Looking for the Right One
  9. 99 Miles From L.A.
  10. The Same Old Tears on a New Background

Appears as an audience member in D.A. Pennebaker’s“Monterey Pop Festival”


Where Are They Now

(2006)
Helena has managed the main household of
Jack Nicholson

for the past 2+ decades



♥ Gershon Kingsley ♥ Popcorn [from 'Music To Moog By' ♥ 1969 ♥ Original Version]

Popcorn • 1969 • Original version
Video sent by gippo


Gershon Kingsley's " Popcorn " is one of the worlds most recognisable tunes .
Not bad going for a man who penned the track in two minutes ! ! .....
It was recorded in 1969 for Kingsley's solo album " Music To Moog By " .
Hot Butter released a more up-tempo version of Popcorn in 1972 .
This became an instant hit across the world, and has the distinct title OT being The Worlds First Commercially Successful "Synthesizer" Record.

http://dot.kelder.net/~jones/popcorn/origin.php

R♥ss Meyer: Diane Yo♥ng "M♥nd♥ T♥pless" [1966 ♥ BEACH-J♥CK SAND-JIGGER (D♥C V/♥)]

Go Go Topless Dance ♥ 1966
Video sent by gippo

♥ Go Go topless dance on the beach • Diane Young • 1966

♥ Extract of Russ Meyer's "Mondo Topless"

Sharon Tate • Something • 1968

Sharon Tate • Something • 1968
Video sent by gippo

Sharon Tate at home wearing a sexy miniskirt ~ 1968 ahh, gippo, genial!

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Something in the way she moves
Attracts me like no other lover
Something in the way she woos me

I don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

Somewhere in her smile she knows
That I don't need no other lover
Something in her style that shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

You're asking me will my love grow
I don't know, I don't know
You stick around now it may show
I don't know, I don't know

Something in the way she knows
And all I have to do is think of her
Something in the things she shows me

Don't want to leave her now
You know I believe her now

• The Beatles " Something " • 1969

IKE & TINA TURNER • Proud Mary • [LIVE ON SOUL TRAIN (SLOW INTRO: 1970 - COCAINE!)]

Tina Turner • Proud Mary • 1970
Video sent by gippo

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Soul Train Show • 1970

------

Left a good job in the city

workin' for the man ev'ry night and day
and I never lost one minute of sleepin'
worryin' 'bout the way things might have been.

Big wheels keep on turnin'

Proud mary keep on burnin'

rollin'
rollin'
rollin' on the river.

Cleaned a lot of plates in Memphis

pumped a lot of pain down in New Orleans

but I never saw the good side of the city
until I hitched a ride on a roverboat queen.

Big wheels ...

If you come down to the river

bet you gonna find some people who live.
You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money

people on the river are happy to give.

Big wheels ...

Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' on the river.
Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' on the river.
Rollin'
Rollin'
Rollin' on the river.

•••

Shado: Sexy silver skirt [DEUTSCH: 1970]

Shado - Sexy silver skirt 1970
Video sent by gippo

Shado - Lt. Gay Ellis sexy silver skirt - 1970

http://digilander.libero.it/guido_1953/pics/shado/

HADES - Tsunami Killcore

HADES - Tsunami Killcore
Video sent by Channel_Zero

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Interpretation of the act of smoking

The format starts with the thought, the desire , then it gets physical, there is taste, sensation, movement, then comes the fantasmical portion, the smoke begins to take on its own form, all represented by the series of visuals, and then transforms into something more, represented by the music change , whereby the smoke transforms into the ether/spirit , and you may have noted that there is an eerie part at the last clip, where it looks like there is a face in the smoke/spirit/ether, then you can make out like a smoky white shape floating up in the smoke, into the ether, then pans up to a temporary manifestation of the ethers visage ....figures dancing and applauding up in the clouds. These are the Architects of desire, whom have beckoned up part of a humans essence, through the act of smoking , illustrated by the floating white shape rising up to them, as they await its arrival , their mealticket, a package of transformed human desire, like a sacrificial demand.....

Composer: Bruno Nicolai "Psycho Meeting" from "EUGENIE" [AUDIO: Edda Dell'Orso -1970]

Composer: Bruno Nicolai
Vocals: Edda Dell'Orso
-From, "EUGENIE", "WILDKATZE", and DIE JUNGFRAU UND DIE PEITSCHE" (West Germany, 1970)
-"EUGENIE: The Story of Her Journey Into Perversion" (USA)
-'DE SADE 70"
-"PHILOSOPHY IN THE BOUDOIR" (UK)
-"EVGENIA" (Greece)
-"LA ISLA DE LA MUERTE" (Spain"
-"LES INASSOUVIES" France)
-"MARKISIOS DE SADE" (Greece)

A Jess Franco modern update on the Marquis de Sade tale, starring Christopher Lee, Maria Rohm, and Marie Liljedahl ("INGA").
***This film and score isn't to be confused with "EUGENIE" (a.k.a. "EUGENIE DE SADE"), starring Soledad Miranda. That would be easy to do since it is also another Jess Franco film with a score by Bruno Nicolai!***



Composer: Bruno Nicolai
Vocals: Edda Dell'Orso

Bruno Nicolai was the right-hand man of Ennio Morricone. Besides arranging and conducting many of the maestro's scores, he wrote many brilliant ones of his own. He often used the same players, including Alessandroni, Franco DeGemini, and Edda Dell'Orso.

Dolemite The Human Tornado

JOE DON BAKER: Mitchell [Trailer -1975]

Sounds from Elvis' first Church

Elvis' informal grade 5 report card

May 25, 2009

GOT PERSONALITY? CLICK SCREEN AND FIND OUT HOW TO CLOSE THE 'FD' [nichopoulooza]




You are presumed astrologically correct, as much perhaps, by how you find relationships, as by the delay of your finger response and other famous traits, which seem negative too
If they feel like a downer, it could be that fun defines the one that's straight , a mind which is extensively closing the heterosexual fuck-deal. Could it be over for you? Your prototyping is adverse + adverse= 'he/she' types. That's logical [was-it?] to within your planets' way or astrological flight. Can those 'about to be closing the fuck-deal' [atbctfd] advance in some rich, important fuck-deal closing, made more so in a world whereby, to court, or 'extend your fuck-deal fingers,' is of less and less to no consequence. [Add language, opposite node-elements used, and the following men who answer get a free 'dominant person system jar.'] Yourself, at length, is detecting what you, or rather the others, have referred to, or called, 'Pick Up Lines.' Read 'Getting Video Affectations,' in "Arnold, Closing His Governmental Fuck-Deal," Closing t the Biggest Fuck-Deal of All Fuck-Deals: Getting a Kennedy and Parlaying Gubernatorial Fuck-Dealing Cali-Style,' Chapter 12, to find out. Unfortunately, to we astrologists, sex, religion, the south, and spaceflights are like delivering connections with special ideals. Substantially, we know and point to, if a sign is, or frustrated: in laypersonal terms, opposed, to how Madonna, for instance, especially with the jerk off ex, Madonna, handles her left jerking off tests the same as those who envisaged their right did. Did they do higher, more arcane, rich, closing fuck-deals? I wonder what test a dope addict resembles? Always minus his dope, unsuited, except for that 'select few too-simply born factor,' however tough, have spirituality as a stonier lock to encourage their partners to have sex during a period. November planets excel in and brain-finger formations and can correlate in years--in years, if every perfect aspired-to, 'get her into anal sex' relationship is positive. Computers and dope addicts. Yes, chiropodists were between and too slightly far, in conditioning the core modes known to different inside testers as, 'greater for closing fuck-dealing,' astrologically speaking. The thought behind this is in your index finger response and fits into... Wait. Raise and connect your thumb. Still single? Losing multiple fuck-deal signals that you have a ring finger, danger system-hand, or that you are into all the women in x-videos who seem masculine when fucking. Only the mind can tell the words for fucking. Timely thumbs are good, but what else goes into 'fd's'?
More in: How-To's for Closing Fuck-Deals So Masculine, They are Religious Brandy...


Interactive Personality Test

The Amazing Spoon Bending Video

From www.spoonscience.com

Robert Downey, Jr.: 'Astrologically Qualified to Pay [sic--this guy is dyslex...can't spell] Ironman?'

Is Robert Downey Jr astrologically qualified to play Ironman? It's a huge, "Yes." Find out more in the video. http://www.SimplyAstrology.com

James Randi's Horoscope [SimplyAstrology.com: Getting it Right]

James Randi really does make a good skeptic; its pretty clearly defined in his (correct) horoscope. If you don't believe, take a look.

http://www.SimplyAstrology.com
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SPAM AND You...tUBE: 'Just found the Free-Ring Bible' {copyright: TPA} [Mother of All Funk Chords {626,281 Views} (EmmaBa12h4 m

Kutiman: Thru You or WHAT TO DO ABOUT SPAM: 'Just found the Free-Ring Bible' {C. TPA) [Mother of All Funk Chords {626,281 Views} This song is amazing, I finally found the free ringer for my cell]

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3,784,950 Views: Jozin z bazin [LITTLE LATE]

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Phone Call to God

Anderson Cooper: Sylvia Browne [Pt. 1]

Anderson Cooper 360 takes on Sylvia Browne

Neurologist Ramachandran: Epilepsy's Temporal God Lobes [Pt. 1]

Neurologist Ramachandran talking about temporal lobe epilepsy and god. Part 1. http://www.everythingispoin...

Proust: "A la recherche du temps perdu" [Jean Cocteau, Francois Mauriac, Daniël Halèvy, Georges De Lauris, Paul Morand - 1er

les témoins:

Francois Mauriac, Daniël Halèvy, Georges De Lauris, Paul Morand, Jean Cocteau

Goebbels und die Musik + Joseph Schmidt: Santa Lucia [1937]

Goebbels declares that the previsions of some critics that German musical live would suffer because of the parting of the Jews because they were so numerous, had been brilliantly refuted.

Greta Keller "The Isle of Capri, 1934"

Greta Keller (* 8. Februar 1903 in Wien; † 4. Februar 1977 in New York) war eine internationale Chansonsängerin österreichischer Herkunft.

Greta Keller erhielt früh Tanz- und Schauspielunterricht. Karriere machte sie indes zunächst in erster Linie als Rundfunk- und Schallplattenstar. 1929 schloss sie einen Vertrag mit der Ultraphon, bald interessierte sich auch die BBC für sie. In Berlin arbeitete Greta Keller mit Peter Igelhoff und Peter Kreuder zusammen. Während des Zweiten Weltkriegs nahm sie Wohnsitz in New York; nach 1945 war sie auch wieder in Europa zu erleben, etwa im St. Moritzer Palace-Hotel, wo sie mit ihrer Show "Chez Greta" erfolgreich war. 1960/61 brachten ihr Auftritte im Waldorf=Astoria in New York großen Ruhm. Greta Keller stand bis kurz vor ihrem Tod in Europa und Amerika auf der Bühne. In der Verfilmung des Musicals Cabaret mit Liza Minnelli singt sie (aus dem Off) das Lied "Heirat".

Als eine der ersten Künstlerinnen schöpfte Greta Keller die Möglichkeiten des Mikrofons für die künstlerische Gestaltung von Chansons aus. Ihre dunkel timbrierte Stimme schuf Intimität und war feinster Nuancen zwischen Leidenschaft, Wehmut und Ironie fähig.

Greta Keller hat viele hundert Lieder, Schlager, Songs und Chansons in zahlreichen Sprachen auf Schallplatte eingespielt. Vieles davon ist inzwischen auf CD wiederveröffentlicht. Ihre Grabstelle befindet sich auf dem Zentralfriedhof Wien

Annette Hanshaw - Moanin' Low (1929)

Annette Hanshaw (October 18, 1901 - March 13, 1985) was one of the first great female jazz singers. In the late 1920s she ranked alongside Ethel Waters, Bessie Smith and the Boswell Sisters.

Her singing style was relaxed and suited the new jazz-influenced pop music of the late 1920s. Although she had a low opinion of her own singing, she continues to have fans because of how she combined the voice of an ingenue with the spirit of a flapper.

Annette Hanshaw - Moanin' Low (1929)

H.L. Mencken Speaks

H.L. Mencken tells it like it was. This is the only known recording of his voice and it is incredibly rare. I'll load the rest of the interview if anyone requests it.

H.L. Mencken Henry Louis Speaking Interview rare recording

Olivet Pong Shots

Four of us guys at Olivet horsin around.

Shooters:
Matt Compton
Steve Olson
David Anderson
Michael Schimp
-video posted on SPORTS ILLUSTRATED.COM!!!
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2009...
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'tracy [sic] lords what gets me hot' [MY FAVORITE SEARCH OF MEMORIAL DAY, WHICH, OF COURSE, [::] WAS #1 RESULT" SHOUT OUT TO SAUDI ARABIA!


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LAWYER VIDS: The 'The Good,' The Beast, and The echo chambers outnumber the gas chambers, and immortality, where zero is equal...

These layers are not talking about the First World War. The stunts are real but injuries and legal divorce aren't.

They can make it so for families. Mexican bandits criticize Justice Kennedy, but mean words in sentences or in some low budget commercials which have escaped the echo chambers outnumber immortality, to the beginning.

The best.

They can, without doubt, under legal hatred, such as poison ivy, or your wife lied to you on a weekend ski trip with her friends, and from there, full of sprite, your best friend, Bill, from law school, stole your children, your wife and your home and dignity in your divorce.

The Daredevil harms first, and intentionally.

"Flipping our car in a parking lot: They don't need no stinking proof."

The Hammer's Vision of Apocalypse is Man, baby.

This guy's the 'The Good Guy.' Shh, it's spectacular walking in his wake or corridor, while exchanging jokes inspired by Charline's Angels, minus the spandex. He spin-kicks and there's his signature right on the Constitution. He rises to new heights.

If the President appoints him to The High Court, but even if NOT, he's sure Kings probably feel this good, exactly what YOU deserve, as difficult as it is--like he has.

The first-pump with counterclaiming tells the crowd to justify it. This guy's really read Jerry Brougham's play book on empathy with victims--all day. This guy's life we find in his self-promotional clip, which Eli Kazan directed.

"Driving a forklift from Oklahoma to California, a person from a street gang in Malibu, called THE JAG, captured and sodomized him in the legs.

The police gasp. Clinton says, 'The White House would authorize wiretapping.' Professor of Law at Stanford, and Pam Karlan, invoke Humphrey Bogart's Fifth Amendmendmen; lawyers who spend all their money on big-budget commercials.

The echo chambers outnumber the gas chambers, and immortality, where zero is equal to middle-aged, drive in convertibles, maintaining fantastic hair, entertain spectators with cheap booze and uncreative nicknames out of fear and without shame.

"Do THEY not know Bellicose? But once, ourselves, without doubt, LET'S feel good.

To Exactly What Unfortunately You Deserve, We Find The Claim, While Promising NOT To Raise The Bitter Hatred, Toy With or Go On Ski Trips with Your Wife or Her Friends, Bill," he said.



That some might. Think. Get in. Videosite. These five guys. Ambulance chasers or potential Supreme Court materials.
That might.
The way of confirmation.


The Hammer

Visions of the apocalypse? Severed heads? This guy really read the Jerry Brougham playbook on empathizing with victims of everyday life. And as difficult as it is to picture Jim Shapiro, who's got a weaker fist-pump than John McCain, as besotted bounty hunter, something tells me he has the mob connections to justify his fee.


The Bitter

If you and your spouse hate each other like poison, if your wife lied to you about going on a weekend ski trip with her girlfriends and away with your best friend Bill from law school, then stole your kids, home, 401(k), and dignity in the divorce settlement, what kind of lawyer would you be?


The Good Guys

Ah, the dramatic walk-in-stride-down-a-hallway-three-abreast-while-exchanging-Charlie's-Angels-inspired-banter scene minus the spandex spin kicks and signature cleavage. Though there's probably a man-boob under there somewhere.


The Daredevil

If hurt while intentionally flipping your car in a parking lot without the help of a Hollywood stunt team, there's always someone to sue. I'm not sure whom, but once you pay off those legal fees, you'll probably feel good about getting exactly what you deserve.


The California Switchblade (from Oklahoma)

Who talks about himself in the third person, runs a firm in Oklahoma City, and wishes he was a member of a Malibu street gang? This guy, baby.

SNAKEFINGER: Man in the Black Sedan

JUNGLE NAUSEA "Utensil"

BRIAN ENO + JOHN CALE: "One Word"

IGGY POP: 5'1" [MY FAV IG VID]

Iggy Pop: Pops on Countdown [AUSTRALIA ABC-TV]

Triple-J TV: AUSTRALIA [(200 VIDEO PLAYLIST) EARLY AUSSIE MUSIC-TV + ABC-TV ARCHIVE FOOTAGE + ROCK INTERVIEWS {incl. Stones} + CLASSIC COUNTDOWN]

Triple-J TV: Earliest Days of AUSTRALIAN
Triple-J TV
AUSTRALIA
(200 VIDEO PLAYLIST)
Earliest MUSIC-TV
ABC-TV ARCHIVE FOOTAGE
ROCK INTERVIEWS
{incl. Stones}
CLASSIC COUNTDOWN

Un ballo in maschera (pt.2): from Aria [Nicolas Roeg with Theresa Russell]

Un ballo in maschera: from Aria [Nic Roeg with Theresa Russell]

from the movie "Aria".
Directed by Nicolas Roeg.

May 24, 2009

Michael Jackson: Dirty Diana [via: Groupie Blog]

Michael Jackson
Dirty Diana


She likes the boys in the band
She knows when they come to town
Every musician’s fan after the
curtain comes down
She waits at backstage doors
For those who have prestige
Who promise fortune and fame
A life that’s so carefree

She’s says that’s ok
Hey baby do what you want
I’ll be your night lovin’ thing
I’ll be the freak you can taunt
And I don’t care what you say
I want to go too far
I’ll be your everything
If you make me a star

Producer Quincy Jones confirmed
the song was about a groupie.
But who? The girl in the video,
walking down the dark alley
is Sheryl Crow.

sheryl-crow

Sheryl Crow started her career as
a backup vocalist on the Bad World Tour
and sang together with Michael Jackson:
I just can’t stop loving you.

Michael skipped the song at Wembley Stadium in 1988,
because he thought it would be an insult to princess Diana.
But Diana told him, the song was one of her favourites.

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Norma Jean - I'm A Walking Advertisment

Norma Jean: Drammen, Norway [Live January, 1992]

Country singer Norma Jean from January 1992

Monica unravels the mystery of the 1968 Buick Skylark [THIS GOES WITH YESTERDAYS DRAG RACING VIDS]

Monica unravels the mystery of the 1968 Buick Skylark

The Lamplighter: Krista Wroten Table Dancing [Memphis: 'I LOVE KRISTA WROTEN!]

The Lamplighter Bar in Memphis, TN.....dancing by Krista Wroten

The Lamplighter Bar (Memphis, TN) Mine and Bill Eggleston's Favorite Dive [Music by Jeff Pope]

i think bill's still barred though.

Oye Como Va [Santana @ the $.99 store, LA]

$5 COVER: EPISODE 10X [TOO HOT FOR MTV]

This episode was too hot to air on MTV. Everyone keeps their clothes on, but it may not be office friendly. Enjoy. For the complete $5 COVER series go to www.fivedollarcover.com

Red West: Goodbye Solo [Elvis's Guy]

Friday, May 15, 2009

Red West

Goodbye Solo


0d1d3fd5b1_west.jpgOne of the year's very best films — North Carolina indie filmmaker Ramin Bahrani's Goodbye Solo — has a strong Memphis connection in the form of Red West, the charter member of Elvis' "Memphis Mafia" and longtime character actor who delivers his first starring performance after 49 years in the business.

West moved to Biloxi, Mississippi, a couple of years ago, but will return to Memphis today to introduce the 7:25 screening at the Ridgeway Four. He will also stick around afterwards for a question-and-answer session.

In the film, which is set in Winston-Salem, West plays an aging Southern man who gets into a cab driven by a Senegalese immigrant (Souleymane Sy Savane, also terrific) and makes an odd request. Partly based on the classic Iranian art-cinema sensation Taste of Cherry, Goodbye Solo is warm, funny, and ultimately very moving. It has the feel of a more sincere, more accessible Jim Jarmusch film.

You can read my feature story on the film, including an interview with West, here. For a second opinion on the film, check out Roger Ebert's review. For more on West (and Savane), check out the Village Voice's profile on the film's two stars.

For a further taste of what to expect, here's the trailer:

And here's a clip from a scene that was largely improvised by West:

Bobby Fuller: Rock n' Roll King of the Southwest

A documentary about the life and music of Bobby Fuller. It was created as my senior computer art thesis project at the School of Visual Arts in New York City.

Tumblin' Rats and Mice: Leo Sayer + Linda Ronstadt [STONES]

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Linda Ronstadt joined the rollin' stones onstage ter sin' "tumbling' dice" on July 21, 1978.


Linda Ronstadt 'ad a whistle and pop ffor'y 'it wif "tumbling' dice" in 1977.


in an interview wif 'it parader magazine ronstadt said that 'er band played "tumblin' dice" for soundchecks, but nobody knew the Dickie birds. Jagger suggested that Ronstadt should sin' more rock songs and suggested "tumbling' dice".
ronstadt made 'im tickle and bite daahhhn the lyrics.


mick jagger: vocals & guitar
keif richards: guitar
mick taylor: Beggar Boys Face, slide guitar
Boutrous watts: drums
nicky 'opkins: Joanna
bobby keys: saxophone
jim price: trumpet

background vocals:
keif richards, clydie kin', vanetta fields


Lisa: Why did you start wearing little shorts and tops onstage? Did it help you feel sexier, or funkier, more in keeping with the music?

caption: 'You can't do Tumbling Dice in some silly sort of dress.'
Linda: Well I wore shorts one night halfway by accident. The night before I'd worn a dress that made me feel real polite and stupid, and by communication failure, the girl who's helping me with my clothes brought the same dress the next night. I thought to myself that I couldn't get back in that dress, so I wore shorts. The shorts were too big though, so the next day we all went and bought all these different things everyone thought I should wear.

I sing better according to what I wear. First of all, all these summer gigs are real hot because they're in outdoor pavilions. It's been real muggy and hot, and you can't wear anything that's going to be hot to start with. And there's just something about sports clothes that lend themselves to movement, to feeling a little bit freer with your body. They also look real good. Dresses for some reason ... well, some are good. Sometimes I like dresses, but they're difficult and awkward and all. It's sort of like when you would go to the prom and do the bop in your formal, you know. You would feel stupid. I had all these great dresses made and they're beautiful and I love wearing them standing there singing a ballad, but you can't do "Tumbling Dice" in some silly sort of dress.

Lisa: Why did you choose to do "Tumbling Dice"?

Linda: The band used to play that all last summer at sound check. I really loved it too, but nobody knew the words. Then Mick came backstage when I was at the Universal Amphitheater and he said, "You do too many ballads, you should do more rock and roll songs." I, of course told him he should do more ballads, because I think he's a great ballad singer.

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