See Ya at What Gets Me Hot: 05 April 2009

April 15, 2009

SEA OF SHOES: JANE ALDRIDGE [If I were a shoe..."Shoenami J"!

SEA OF SHOES: JANE ALDRIDGE [FEATURE, DALLAS NEWS]
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Jane Aldridge [ first television interview] is calm, composed and at home [literally].
Her CV includes 'Teen Vogue' and 'French Glamour,' and hundreds of blogs, whose readers track her every footstep--
Jane is unfazed, but not immune to scrutiny.
This featurette includes shiny 'boot-y' from her closet
[recognizable to readers of 'Sea of Shoes'--her industry-watched blog, described here as, 'One of the most popular blogs on the Internet'].
Most hits in a day? [61,000].

Kanye West 'boot-y call'?

[Yes, but not what you're thinking. rapper, turned fashion maven/SOS fan was all 'bout business.]
Got shoes? Affirmative!
Exotic, avant-garde; always chic; impossible to see this side of Paris [France, not Texas], Jane's shoes artfully parked in their own showroom, her bedroom closet.
[I have witnessed grown women, teenage girls, and not a few men comment SOS, combining bliss, agony, deep-green envy, and obeisant supplication, with the rare Jerry Springer-reject thrown in for kicks.]

Jane, with insight beyond her years, and an easy Texas laugh appropriate to them [due in part to her mother, Judy--former model, current retailer: 'Atlantis Vintage' atlantis] credits Mom for inspiration and early initiation by Kabuki.
This three-minute clip [accompanied by awful techno], conceived as an 'human interest peek into Jane's closet,' finds Jane flipping absurdity into Zen pancakes.

Cocksure, not cocky, Jane [with a twinkle] begins, 'If I were a shoe...,' selecting a chic '09 Alaïa 'Maryjane on Steroids' and anthropomorphizing it with only a modicum of detectable bullshit into that which would normally define superfluity, but which here transforms a teenage puff-piece, tabled in Dallas, into a real fashion remote from Trophy Club, where suburban student Jane turns into 'Shoesea' Superhero--
"Shoenami J"!

~mrjyn

April 14, 2009

Michael Jackson: Stoppen ze Auktion???

Der King of Pop will eine Auktion von Michael-Jackson-Memorabilia in New York stoppen.

STERN DE STARMAG: ZEE ROUNZUPPICHTENU + OLD PHIL SPECTOR VERDICT [IN GERMAN]

Lara Flynn Boyle: Amerika [1987 miniseries Dance Audition]

Lara Flynn Boyle's dance audition disgusts the Soviet American judges. From the 1987 miniseries AMERIKA

Phillipa Fallon: "High School Drag" Recitation [Jackie Coogan (Piano)] High School Confidential [via: conelrad--who provided lyrics to 'HS Drag']

Phillipa Fallon when she was represented by the William Schuller Agency (by agents Len Kaplan and Mark Harris)

Phillipa Fallon

High School Drag

HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL
(Welles/Glasser)
MGM 12661
released
6/58
Performed by

The Girl in the Kremlin
(1957)
+

The Private Lives of Adam and Eve
(1960)

Albert Zugsmith Productions

Lostville
Help Find Beat Poetess

Phillipa Fallon

conelrad:help find phillipa fallon

Approximately mid-way through the Albert Zugsmith exploitation film masterpiece HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL (1958), an attractive, quasi-bohemian woman strides on stage at a coffee house and belts out a beat poem that provides a delightfully nihilistic snapshot of the Cold War, including references to the space race and atomic evacuation.
The fact that she happens to be accompanied by Jackie Coogan (who plays a heroin kingpin in the film) on piano is, like, pure existential gravy.
Predictably, the teens in the audience appear to be digging Coogan's incongruous ragtime key work and disregarding the depressing content of the lyrics.

B-movie actor and writer Mel Welles (1924-2005) was the person most responsible for the hep jargon,including High School Drag in HSC. He was recruited by producer Zugsmith for help in this regard because, as Welles recalled for interviewer Tom Weaver in 1988, I was an expert on grass in my day

In addition to Welles' reefer Rona rides, he also wrote for the legendary, hip comic Lord Buckley.

Unfortunately, very little is known about Phillipa Fallon, the woman who so memorably portrays the finger-snapping hipsteress delivering Welles' bombastic words.

As a movie actress Fallon had minor roles in just two other films besides
H.S. CONFIDENTIAL...
THE GIRL IN THE KREMLIN (1957)

and

THE PRIVATE LIVES OF ADAM AND EVE (1960)
both Zugsmith productions.

She also worked as a singer for the NBC television network in 1956. During her show business career she was represented by Paul Small Artists, Ltd., Inc. and the William Schuller Agency (by agents Len Kaplan and Mark Harris).

lyrics
High School Drag
(which was also released as an MGM 45)
from
HIGH SCHOOL CONFIDENTIAL

High School Drag

(Welles/Glasser)
MGM 12661
released 6/58
High School Drag

Performed by
Phillipa Fallon

My old man was a bread stasher all his life.
He never got fat. He wound up with a used car,
a 17 inch screen and arthritis.

Tomorrow is a drag, man.
Tomorrow is a king sized bust.

They cried 'put down pot,' 'don't think a lot,' for what?
Time, how much? And what to do with it.

Sleep, man, and you might wake up digging the whole human race giving itself three days to get out.

Tomorrow is a drag, pops, the future is a flake.

I had a canary who couldn't sing.
I had a cat who let me share my pad with her.
I bought a dog that killed the cat who ate the canary.
What is truth?

I had an uncle with an ivy league card.
He had a life with a belt in the back.
He had a button-down brain.
Wind up a belt in the mouth with a button-down lip.

We cough blood on this earth.
Now there's a race for space.
We can cough blood on the moon soon.

Tomorrow's dragsville, cats.
Tomorrow is a king size drag.

Tool a fast shore, swing with a gassy chick.
Turn on to a thousand joys.
Smile on what happened,
or check what's going to happen,
You'll miss what's happening.
Turn your eyes inside and dig the vacuum.

Miss New Amerika: Mariel Hemingway "Miss New America" in AMERIKA (1987) tanx pcp

Mariel Hemingway, as a member of a guerrilla theater troupe, performs the subversive musical number "Miss New America" in AMERIKA (1987). For more background see: http://www.conelrad.com/newswire_m.ph...

Jon The Dog - Part One

Jon is a mysterious Japanese woman who plays a pipe organ and sings about her dog in a teeny-tiny voice. Her strange childlike vocals and pump organ charm and enthral on their own terms. She wears a dog suit while doing this, to the sound of no hands clapping. Jon's fresh approach can't be compared to anything you've ever heard before; it's vaguely cuddly, but odd at the same time.

Open champagne with a sabre!

Jerry Lee Lewis - I'll Find It Where I Can (1983)

at this show, me. 20 with karen holly and don and andy. jll was in rare form. and of course, great song...if i can't find it in your arms...i'm gonna find it where i can. saw him at hernando's after.

Footstep

Footstep
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Footstep. Paris. Dimanche 8 Mars 2009.
Défilé Dries Van Noten.

April 13, 2009

SLUT BELUGA HEART [THE PERFECT AMERICAN + SEA OF SHOES] 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION

TPA: Jane Aw dridge! I am finally Buster Keaton, Cuddle and Kiss...Jane Aldridge, in Heap Of Coke.

SOS: Do you loike me apples 'n' pears, which lead ter me bedroom?

TPA: I loike them Calvin Klein, just Calvin Klein. maybe ya can tour me after we 'ave a Holy Ghost wif Dis...champagne. I just 'appen ter 'ave...chilled . I learned ter saber bottles in morocco!

SOS: I enjoy your safari Hinge and Bracket and jodhpurs, juxtaposed wif your city-slicker fedora. it is a beautiful dichotomy. from the bloomin' looks of it... I'd say, ya ain't shaved...in a few. Brian Bubble And Squeak? Uncle Sam? big bloke?

TPA: My Strange'n'Weird BEARD IS ROUGH BUT Me Bubble And Squeak? WEEK? Heaven and 'ell...i'll just say, it was spent anticipatin'...Do you like me........

SOS: Yes...."meeting"... The wait nearly killed me. Let's unwind. I 'ave a copy of Biggie Small's joint, "Slut, Beluga, Horse and Cart" 'round. /

I HAVE A COPY OF BIGGIE SMALL'S JOINT, "SLUT, BELUGA HEART" AROUND. Shall we Jack Palance?...SHALL WE DANCE?

TPA: Excellent idea! Break the White Mice and cut a rug!/ EXCELLENT IDEA! BREAK THE ICE CUT A RUG!/

Nuffin' I'd rather, "UN" than "Wined!"

SEEN ANY ELVIS?/ Pearly Queen any Elvis flicks? I BELIEVE I MAY BE ABLE TO DUPLICATE A CERTAIN DANCE FROM, CLAMBAKE./ I Adam 'n eve able ter duplicate a certain Jack Palance from, Clambake.

Yeah, let's!

SOS: [DANCES]

TPA: Nah 'nickle and dime' loike your presence.

NO TIME LIKE YOUR PRESENCE.

[TPA KISSES SOS WHILE SHE'S NOT LOOKING. SOS, TAKEN ABACK HEARS BELLS RING, LOOKS AT CAMERA, RUBS HER TUMMY.]

~FIN~

ORIGINAL SCREENPLAY:

J. ALDRIDGE & MRJYN

DIRECTED:

MRJYN

CINEMATOGRAPHY:

MRJYN

CHOREOGRAPHY/FASHION/SHOES

J.A.

THANKS:

CITY OF MARFA, TEXAS,
THUNDERBIRD HOTEL
XTRANORMAL
BIGGIE SMALLS
AND
CREW!

TAMBIEN:

MUCHOS GRACIAS:
POR LA HUEVOS RANCHEROS--LA CUCINA THUNDERBIRD.

THIS HAS BEEN A 'SOSTPA' PRODUCTION

ALL RIGHTS RESERVED

SEA OF SHOES THE PERFECT AMERICAN JANE ALDRIDGE SOSTPA SLUT BELUGA HEART BIGGIE SMALLS JOINT MARFA TEXAS 2009 EASTER

April 12, 2009

GAIL AND DALE: ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE (Un toke au-dessus de la ligne bonbon Jésus) [LAWRENCE WELK --Happy Easter!] "Must Be 'Mrjyn'"

Lawrence Welk: ONE TOKE OVER THE LINE SWEET JESUS

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TPA Link

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One Toke Over the Line
translated a la Francois

"Un toke au-dessus de la ligne, bonbon Jésus"

Un toke au-dessus de la ligne, bonbon Jésus

Un toke au-dessus de la ligne
Sittin du centre dans une gare
Un toke au-dessus de la ligne

Awaitin pour le train qui disparaît
Mary à la maison et douce
Hopin que le train a lieu à l'heure
Sittin du centre dans une gare
Un toke au-dessus de la ligne

A toke above the line Jesus candy
A toke above the line
Sittin of the center in a station
A toke above the line

comments:

How is there little discussion of IVs, lines, "over the line"... he's had one too many hits of Ol' goofy toke, fool.

Wait till you start seeing those damn Lawrence Welk songs, and a song about

"Our Lord."

This was right after BS Nixon corrupted Lawrence Welk:
toking for Jesus.

ow adorably?

--jane aldridge

Nothing was bored with lama-threads--Peppery cookies?

Wanted to respond!

"Be interesting!

What happened cannot wait until
bubble machines!"

Hey what absurdity, ours; I am a really tired,

Mitch Miller.
And maybe an Al Jolson as no two people are

"Oenophile Firebugs!

HOW

TO

ENJOY
MARFA--great town with people

TEXAS
marfa

I love Jimmy Dean
Il est, nous faisons le theatreplay "revenir Jimmy It est agréable d'entendre les gens de parler de la façon dont Marfa Really lovely? C'est tellement cool - Je viens d'acheter le DVD James Dean I love this!

Ma mère est dans la vidéo. Elle est dans le premier groupe (ordinaire pal lui parle et comment il était. TheyDo vous savez qui sont les femmes?

sont tellement chanceux d'avoir des photos réelles de lui le 3 personnes), elle est sur la droite. pack avec tous les ses films et une dockumentary.

Peut-être que votre mère est sur la plus grande quantité de matériaux où on parle avec des gens de Marfa qui rencontrer. James Dean jamais:)

Jimmy et la façon dont il les traite bien. Dean, reviens à la 5 & dime »et c'est comme si l'auteur a vu cette entrevue et a été inspiré de faire un jeu de fugacité de la Lune Pays-Bas si merveilleux de voir cette vidéo! J'ai aussi bien dans la famille Marfa et dans Alpine.

Donc, j'ai appris que j'avais beaucoup de mes oncles star dans ce film comme figurants, de toute façon, je vous remercie de votre contribution. Nous sommes d'Molnar dans la région du comté de rewster, principalement de Alpine