TPA: Jane Aw dridge! I am finally Buster Keaton, Cuddle and Kiss...Jane Aldridge, in Heap Of Coke.
SOS: Do you loike me apples 'n' pears, which lead ter me bedroom?
TPA: I loike them Calvin Klein, just Calvin Klein. maybe ya can tour me after we 'ave a Holy Ghost wif Dis...champagne. I just 'appen ter 'ave...chilled . I learned ter saber bottles in morocco!
SOS: I enjoy your safari Hinge and Bracket and jodhpurs, juxtaposed wif your city-slicker fedora. it is a beautiful dichotomy. from the bloomin' looks of it... I'd say, ya ain't shaved...in a few. Brian Bubble And Squeak? Uncle Sam? big bloke?
TPA: My Strange'n'Weird BEARD IS ROUGH BUT Me Bubble And Squeak? WEEK? Heaven and 'ell...i'll just say, it was spent anticipatin'...Do you like me........
SOS: Yes...."meeting"... The wait nearly killed me. Let's unwind. I 'ave a copy of Biggie Small's joint, "Slut, Beluga, Horse and Cart" 'round. /
I HAVE A COPY OF BIGGIE SMALL'S JOINT, "SLUT, BELUGA HEART" AROUND. Shall we Jack Palance?...SHALL WE DANCE?
TPA: Excellent idea! Break the White Mice and cut a rug!/ EXCELLENT IDEA! BREAK THE ICE CUT A RUG!/
Nuffin' I'd rather, "UN" than "Wined!"
SEEN ANY ELVIS?/ Pearly Queen any Elvis flicks? I BELIEVE I MAY BE ABLE TO DUPLICATE A CERTAIN DANCE FROM, CLAMBAKE./ I Adam 'n eve able ter duplicate a certain Jack Palance from, Clambake.
TPA: Nah 'nickle and dime' loike your presence.
NO TIME LIKE YOUR PRESENCE.
[TPA KISSES SOS WHILE SHE'S NOT LOOKING. SOS, TAKEN ABACK HEARS BELLS RING, LOOKS AT CAMERA, RUBS HER TUMMY.]
J. ALDRIDGE & MRJYN
CITY OF MARFA, TEXAS,
POR LA HUEVOS RANCHEROS--LA CUCINA THUNDERBIRD.
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