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March 21, 2009
MARX BROTHERS MYTH & DE BELLAMY BROTHERS BUNKED! "IF I SAID YOU HAD A BEAUTIFUL BODY (WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME") 1979 [PICKUP LINE OR GROUCHO'S?]
Most interesting title in Country Music?
IS DAT DE BUURT?“If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body
(Would You Hold It Against Me)”
THE BELLAMY BROTHERS
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body
(Would you Hold it Against Me?)
['U hebt een mooi lichaam,' zei ik.
'Zou u op uw lichaam naast de mijne?']
echt heel mooi nummertjeSingle by
from the album
Two and Only
(in some sources called
"If I Said You Have a Beautiful Body ..."),
Songwriter David Bellamy told country music journalist, Tom Roland that he regularly watched Marx's program, You Bet Your Life, where Marx sometimes used the quote, while interviewing an attractive female contestant, then shake his cigar and raise his eyebrows to elicit a reaction.The comment stuck in Bellamy's [David?] head as a possible hook line for a song."If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ..." earned its first success in Northern Ireland, before becoming a hit in the United States.The song was also a minor hit on Top 40 stations, peaking at No. 39 on the Billboard Hot 100.Following the success of "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ... ," the Bellamy Brothers would record several more songs that used double-entendre in their titles, most notably, their 1981, No. 1 hit "Do You Love as Good as You Look."VERSION 2
"It originated from a phrase coined by one the 20th century's most enduring comedians. I have to give credit for that line to Groucho Marx. That's going way back. Of course you've heard of the Marx Brothers. Groucho used to have a show on TV when we were growing up - which I hate to even admit how long ago that was - but he had a show called You Bet Your Life, and he'd have guests on, and different quiz questions. AndGrouchosmoked a cigar - that tells you how long ago it was, he smoked cigars on a TV show.He'd use that line occasionally, he'd say,
*'If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?'and shake his cigar and kind of raise his eyebrows."You Bet Your Life
You Bet Your Life premiered in October 1947 on radio on ABC and then on CBS and finally NBC and ran until May 1961 -- on radio only 1947-1950, on both radio and television 1950-1956, and on television only 1956-1961. The show was an utter sensation, one of the most popular in the history of radio and television. With one of the best announcers and, as it turns out, straight men in the business, George Fenneman, as his faithful foil, Groucho slayed his audiences with extraordinary improvised conversation, usually with the most ordinary of guests.OTHER POSSIBLE LYRICS
THE BELLAMY BROS. REMEMBERED
WEIRD SENSE OF HUMOR
INTO MORE OF THEIR
HIT COUNTRY SINGLES:MARX'S: I am able to dance until the cows come home. But I would rather dance with the cows until you come home.
BELLAMY'S: "I could dance with you till the cows come home. On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows till you come home."
MARX'S: Whatever it may be, I am not for it.BELLAMY'S: "Whatever it is, I'm against it!"
- MARX'S: Besides a dog, a book is the best friend of a person. Inside a dog, it is too dark to read.BELLAMY'S"Outside of a dog a book is a man's best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
So we had heard that line growing up, and our familyalways had a weird southern sense of humor, and they'd use that line around a lot.
*So it just came one day that it'd be a great song title."--Howard Bellamy
By the late ‘70’s The Bellamy's were emerging on the country charts with another boa ride smash.“If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body (Would You Hold It Against Me),”[NOW!]*originally scrawled on a dinner napkin
by Davidrocketed them to the top of the country charts the way “Let Your Love Flow,” had done in the pop market just a few years earlier. It proved to be the first of a string of fourteen #1 singles in the U.S. alone.
"If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body Would You Hold It Against Me"
by David Bellamy, was released in 1979 and became their first No. 1 hit on the Billboard Magazine's Hot Country Singles chart that spring.
Overall, "If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body ..." was the Bellamy's second No. 1 song; their 1976 song, "Let Your Love Flow," topped the Billboard Hot 100.lyricsIf I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
If I swore you were an angel,
Would you treat me like the devil tonight
If I were dying of thirst
Would your flowing love come quench me
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me
Now we can talk all night about the weather
Tell you 'bout my friends out on the coast
I could ask a lot of crazy questions
Or I could ask what I really want to know
Now rain can fall so soft against the window
The sun can shine so bright up in the sky
But daddy always told me,
"don't make small talk"
He said, "come on out
And say what's on your mind"
If I Said You Had A Beautiful Body
Live [Church Street Station]
Schitterend gezongen, en Live gezongen natuurlijk. Dat blijft meestal mooier omdat je dan pas goed hoort hoe ze werkelijk zingen. En dit is natuurlijk een zeer bekend nummer.
Beautiful sung, and sung Live course. This is usually better because you only hear how good they really sing. And this is a very familiar number.
PAID 40 DOLLARS FOR THIS BACK BEFORE THE INTERNET OR DVDS OR ANYTHING. I'VE GOT IT UPLOADED ON ONE OF MY CHANNELS BUT, I'VE GOT A MIGRAINE HANGOVER. ALSO THOUGHT CONT. JANE WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHAT WAS ON IN THE AFTERNOON WHEN I GOT HOME FROM SCHOOL.
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March 20, 2009
Name That Tune
Kathie Lee Johnson (Gifford)
キャシーリーギフォードディスコグラフィIs known about the best day of her day, REJISUFIRU, and more slowly in KYASHIRIGIFODO stint in the sentimental ballad, the vocals are done. Your born, she will tackle many of the favorites, focusing on persistent themes of love, cabaret. And its effects range from jazz ( "Moondance") MAIUEI to you ( ""), Mr. Lee is to boost the standards of such banal silky smooth voice of her best classics . "Circle Game" and "My Pillow know" DORIPATON of my children, "features a subtle contributions from" employees and the children's chorus, accompanied by Lee in the title track of the string section. Unfortunately, these songs find the monotonous sound of impeccable Lee and disappointment of many new listeners.
- JEISONBERURINDOこ の日最高の彼女の昼間の話で知られる、レジスフィル、キャシーリーギフォード詳細スティントでゆっくりと、感傷的なバ ラードで、特にボーカル成し遂げている。あなたの生まれで、彼女はたくさんのお気に入りのタックルは、永続的キャバレー愛のテーマに焦点を当てる。ジャズ からの影響とその範囲（ " Moondance " ）をお客様にマイウェイ（ " " ）、李さんは最高の彼女の滑らかなシルクのような声でこのような陳腐な基準を活気づけるために、クラシック。 "サークルゲーム"や"マイ枕知らない"私の子供のドリーパートン、 "より微妙な貢献機能" 、そして子供たちのコーラスの従業員は、文字列のセクションのタイトルトラックでイ伴う。残念ながら、これらの曲は多くの新しいリスナーと失望に李氏の非 の打ちどころのない単調な音が見つかります。 -ジェイソンベルリンド-- JEISONBERURINDO
It's empty, and very barbaric scream, the jibber Jabber空のことながら、非常に野蛮な金切り声を上げたり、非旋律jibberのJabber unmelodious any of the three children of the world's workers,を任意の第3世界の児童労働者には、 bread sticks, you can call the music properly. スティックパンが、それが適切に 音楽を呼ぶことができます。
"I was born here[!],私はあなたが生まれたのだった [！] " New ""新たに" " slutted/slutted "は、Kathy Lee Gifford?"キャシーの李を ジフォード？
This issue is so important, I must return to this review to save it.この問題は重要なので、私はそれを保存このレビューに返還しなければ ならないです。
今 のところ、我々かどうかでこの音楽Wal - Martが販売されているとの問題を追求します。われわれはまだ決定していないかどうかジフォードのアルバムが正常に音楽、またはミュージカルと呼ばれる ことができます。用する場合でも、この論争を支援するための証拠が[!]",このように、この質問に自信を持って、アルバム"生まれたのは、想定できな かったため、 "それはあなたに生まれ依頼することはできません！ "資格音楽団体も存在しています。
How do I know the shape of the deformity? If you do not know the answer to this question must be KYASHIRIKURANKUAPPU. . The Jesuits may have some foolish as to declare: That's my dog, the dog, my father, my father for that, claiming the dog was born to Gifford, was born, she is to deny the established one for you. Means the same as the name of her album.す
お ぞましさを知る時の形になるのですか？この質問に対する答えがわからない場合は、キャシーリークランクアップする必要があります。今。同じ ように宣言するかもしれないいくつかのばかげたイエズス会：それは私の犬は、その犬は、父、そのために私の父は、犬の主張のためジフォード生まれたが、生 まれていたため、彼女はあなたのため設立さを否定することは1つです。彼女のアルバムと同様の名前を意味し
So, I conclude that there is a need to really listen to this album. If you are not a problemだから、私は本当にこのアルバムを耳にする必要があると結論。は問題ではない場合は, rum, jhumbi ラム酒、 jhumbi of your chest, あなたの胸の または、
METADONTORANZUJENDA bride ... メタドントランズジェンダー花嫁...
You are born to hit the KYASHIRIGIFODOKOKONATTSU!キャシーリーギフォードココナッツを叩いているあなたのために生まれた！
When the dialectical relationship between the standards of music like the album ROKKUSEKUSHUARITI Gifford of turning negative bacchanalian continuous rotation of the progressive passage, imagine, and yet at the hall to officially frozen morass of corrosion and superconscious You can.とき は、プログレッシブの継連続のマイナス回転どんちゃん騒ぎの旋回ロックセクシュアリティのジフォードのアルバムのような音楽の基準との間の弁証法的関係、 想像、時にはまだ堂々と超意識腐食の正式泥沼に凍結することができます。
That is why it is very KYASHIRIGIFODO, the devil's service 24 hours,それはなぜそれが非常にキャシーリーギフォードは、悪魔の24時間サービスを提供 し、the woman is very bad, it is important to remember. 非常に悪い女は、記憶することが重要です。
And buy yourself a copy of the church as a woman!と、教会からの女性のようにして自分のコピーを
Jean Guy Moreau, Serge Grénier an exhilarating song with an exhilarating intro from the movie Ixe-13, the french canadian dream!
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LET'S HEAR IT FOR KENTWOOD, LA
March 19, 2009
The missing video
Oswald paraded through Hallways
Dallas Police Department
Ruby after arrest
D.A. Henry Wade
"claims a conspiracy against his person in riddles"
Richard Nixon informant
Lee Harvey Oswald
[Soviet TV Commentator, Interview]
[Kennedy assassination broadcast]
Key man, mystery man
The story is that Lee Harvey Oswald shot and killed John F. Kennedy with a feat of sharp shooting that no one has been able to duplicate since.
A few days later, a man named Jack Ruby calmly strolled passed dozens of police and shot Oswald to death.
Oswald out of the picture...the end of any conspiracy investigation.
Here are four things the Dallas police and the national news media did a good job of covering up:
* The Dallas police knew Jack Ruby very well
(Ruby owned a strip club which served as a meeting place for local organized crime figures and a popular hang out for Dallas police officers.)
* Ruby knew Oswald.
* Ruby, like Oswald, worked as a police informant.
* Ruby once worked for Richard Nixon.
Watch the police spokesman lie at the press conference and a valiant reporter's effort to point out the obvious.
And listen to what Ruby says at the very end of the tape:
Ruby: "If Adlai Stevenson had been Vice President, there never would have been an assassination of President Kennedy."
Reporter: "Can you explain that?Ruby: "The answer is the man who is in office now."