Drinky Crow’s idiotic, sex-obsessed friend excels at helping him in the most misguided ways possible. He often replaces Drinky Crow’s ill-advised plan with an equally ill-advised plan, usually involving naked women.
A suicidally depressed, alcoholic crow, often occupied with poorly thought out plans to make his life worth living. Most of these plans result in the dismemberment of both him and his friend, Uncle Gabby.
- Episode1:Beer Goggles
- Episode 1: Beer Goggles
- Tony MillionaireEric Kaplanand
- Portrayed By:
- David Herman
- MillionaireandEric Kaplan
- Dino Stamatopoulos
The Drinky Crow Show:Season 1 1 Beer Goggles In order to date his loathsome girlfriend without gagging, Drinky Crow tears out his eyes and replaces them with beer goggles. 2 Whale Show When Drinky Crow's girlfriend dies horribly, he decides to convert his grief into money at a marine theme park that specializes in sex, violence, and meta-humor. 3 God of Monkeys Uncle Gabby gives Drinky Crow a hernia, and feels guilt for the first time in his life, so he orders an immense Monkey God from the internet. 4 Organs Drinky Crow infuriates his brain by quitting drinking, Gabby dates a sexy French spy trapped in a cage, and a young syphlis with a lot to prove fights his bladder. 5 Old Girlfriend Drinky Crow's old girlfriend comes back into his life but is only interested in sex and slavery. 6 Tunnel Girls Uncle Gabby dates a girl who is looking for a cheap thrill before her wedding night, while a harem of girls who can turn into a race car try to seduce Drinky Crow. 7 Elephant Man Drinky Crow befriends a hideous freak with Proteus syndrome on a suicide hotline, and Uncle Gabby resolves to steal him away for himself. 8 Bar The sleazy Maakies bar becomes gentrified and Drinky Crow is inspired to commit many horrible and gruesome murders. Copious violence and slutty college girls abound! 9 Aspire Drinky Crow must solve two mysteries – where are the ship's rats coming from and where is the French spy DeBoursay hiding her atomic reactor. The two solutions are as surprising as they are disgusting. 10 Peace When Peace breaks out Drinky Crow discovers his girlfriend is expecting eggs, and joins a torture and revenge racket to make ends meet.
February 18, 2009
THE DRINKY CROW SHOW: Not Just Losers With Costumes - 01.27.09 [ADULT SWIM] + TONY MILLIONAIRE'S AGS SCORECARD
Sexy Teacher Strips for Students
A 20-something German teacher was caught on camera (video below) performing a sexy strip tease for her 15 year-old students at a start of term party in Hungary. The teacher, who was meant to be supervising the party, joined in on a game of truth or dare and decided to seductively remove her clothes.
The teacher started off with some pole dancing moves, then progressed to slowly taking off her clothes. As expected, the students went wild. The teacher revealed her bra and was just about to take off her trousers when another teacher interrupted her and covered her with a tablecloth.
One angry parent was outraged, saying "It is disgusting. What kind of teacher acts that way in front of her pupils? She should be in a lap dancing bar, not a school”. Other parents called for the teacher to be sacked. The school’s Principal refused to fire the teacher saying she was an invaluable asset to the school and showed no more flesh “than you would see on a beach.” He did give her a stern warning.
Tea: It’s so much more than a small afternoon pleasure. Connoisseur James Norwood Pratt puts tea in context, as not only “one of the world’s greatest handmade works of art,” but an antiwar palliative. Along the way, he weighs in on Starbucks, tea bags, and water quality.
This is a regular series called Obsessives, in which CHOW explores the worlds of singularly focused food-industry figures. These are the people with the dirty hands, answering detailed questions about the work they do.
February 17, 2009
The DEA Southeast Laboratory (Miami, Florida) recently received a jewelry box, two decorative fabric bags, and a wooden ukelele, all containing white powders, suspected cocaine (see Photos 11 - 12, below, and 13 - 16, next page). The exhibits were seized by Immigration and Customs Enforcement personnel at the Orlando, Florida airport, from a passenger arriving from Panama City, Panama.In the case of the ukelele and the fabric bags, the powders were sealed in plastic, which was in turn wrapped in aluminum foil. In the jewelry box, the powder was wrapped in aluminum foil, that was concealed between the wooden box and the inner lining. Analysis of the powders (total net mass 525.6 grams) by GC/MS and FTIR confirmed 79 - 95% cocaine hydrochloride. These were the first submissions of cocaine smuggled in a ukelele or a jewelry box to the Southeast Laboratory.