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October 5, 2009

IMPASSIONED PLEA FOR EX-DEA AGENT TO PUBLISH HIS OBAMA-TOPPLING HAMBURGER MEMOIRS - DEA Watch

03 Oct 2009, 22:07 PST, 9th Edition
"Code Name: Tommy's":

    This is a week that humans on Earth will either wish never happened... or will, hopefully, thank God never matured.
    When you have a president of the United States schedule a flight on Air Force One simply because he has a taste for an Air Force hamburger... you know our country is in bad shape. Our president should skip the Air Force hamburger recipe and go for the real thing: Tommy's Hamburgers.
    AF1 stole its hamburger recipe from Tommy's. Tommy's went on the map in 1970 when a rich guy in Chicago chartered a jet at 3 a.m. to fly him to L.A. so that he could eat a Tommy's hamburger.
    Phill, you know the story better than everyone because you and I were at Tommy's on Beverly Blvd working a drug case when the limo's pulled in from LAX. Phill, please publish this. I know you don't like anyone talking about your past but this is something that is current and relevant in a lot of ways because people making decisions about our future do not know why, or the origins, of their leader's motivations. You are living history, as a lot of us are. But you hold the publication strings on DEA Watch. Please let the stories be told so that all Americans will know that their leaders are humans who are motivated by their emotions that are rooted in real-life histories that you and I lived and experienced first-hand.
    Universal Studios did not pay millions of dollars to buy your personal life history just for the fun of it or some tax exemption. You and all of us are DEA history and American history. A simple thing like a hamburger that motivates a sitting United States President to take a trip is relevant. And we know why. You refused to publish this last week prior to Obama's flight to Copenhagen when that flight could have been arrested before it took off. I beg you to now reconsider as Obama is now being pressured to travel to South America to foster an agreement that could set the entire Hispanic population in our country to hostility. The Republicans need the Hispanic vote. They will lie to recruit Hispanics against Obama and blacks just as they have lied to recruit and arm whites. This is not about you, or me. This is about our national security. This is meat that reveals what motivates a sitting president to do what he does and decides what he decides. You know that a decision of the highest importance will be announced by Obama this coming week after the morons have had their weekend off tiptoeing through the tulips and dancing with the stars reruns.
    Phill, please reconsider publishing this. It is not as silly as you said it was. Tim Markey was assassinated. Obama is not demanding answers, yet he schedules Air Force One trips just to eat Tommy's hamburgers. Phill, please stop being the Langley-programmed automaton for just a mere second and publish this. You are no longer a Jason Bourne automaton. You are Phill Coleman. People like us no longer exist. We cannot because the people closest to us would be imperiled. We have no contact with any family member or friend. Need I recall to you how an asset was sent to intimidat your closest friend in DEA, and when you eventually found out about it months later you abruptly terminated all contact with that friend, much to his bewilderment, in order to ensure that no harm would come to him or his family.
    This, now, is very important. This is not a drill, soldier. This is a real life exercise. Please Publish. Results will be effective immediately. I am attaching a graphic. And if you need to betray me by publishing my name. Go ahead and do so. I am already dead any way you look at it. Our siblings and parents know we are all but dead. None had any contact with us in decades. They expect no word until the read about our obituaries. This is who we are. This is what we volunteered for.
    The next eight days with events already in motion are of such importance to the security of our world that it really doesn't matter. The next eight days will go loudly or in silence. The eight days will either be the beginning of the end or the new beginning. Isn't is a sad testament to human history, all these many years of existence and struggle to survive, that something so trivial as a hamburger eaten by a president decided the fate of life, democracy and peace on Earth. But hasn't so much of human life been a joke... or laughable.
    Let us pray that no one will believe what I pray you will publish. Maybe I should use the familiar word, "Boom", with my fingers crossed and my prayers hopefully heard by God.
    A thousand years from now graduate school history teachers, if they exist, will tell their students about how human history was changed by a president named Obama in 2009 AD, who was infatuated with hamburgers and forsook civilization... just as they will tell their students how a general named Alexander in 323 BC, infatuated with alcohol, forsook civilization... just as they will teach how an alcoholic, drug abusing president named George Walker Bush forever changed human evolution by turning back the clock of civilization to a primordial past when Americans who executed generals for war crimes later pardoned their own.
    We are living in an insane world. Obama takes flight for a hamburger recipe stolen from Tommy's. The world, like Rome, burns after a nuclear facility is attacked while that same president gulps his trademark-stolen hamburger.
    Life on Earth started as a miracle in a slime pool of electrified cells forced to come together while Angels marveled in awe... Life on Earth suffered its worst as a late-night TV joke while the leader of the freest Nation chomped on a hamburger... with his head up his a**, 'Bi-partisanship' on his tongue, and no clue about reality...
    I kid you not...
    As always... if you agree to publish this on The Watch the world will have read it here first before it happened...

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