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September 9, 2009

ELIAN GONZALEZ FOR SALE! NO RESERVE!!

ELIAN GONZALEZ FOR SALE! NO RESERVE!!
Item #317033830
Collectibles:Political: US:General
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Currently $10,000,000.00
First bid $0.99
Quantity 1
# of bids 13 (bid history) (with emails)
Time left 9 days, 18 hours +
Location Washington DC



Country United States
Started Apr-24-00 15:38:26 PDT
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Ends May-04-00 15:38:26 PDT
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Seller (Rating) fnname@aol.com (7)

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High bid fugueofshark (6)




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Attention Citizens, Cuban boy approximately 5'0 tall, brown eyes, brown hair. Answers to the name Elian Gonzalez. Loves his big wheel and Batman. Dislikes federal agents with guns. Contact Attorney General Janet Reno for shipping instructions. Shipping overseas will not be done with raft service. Failure to pay bid will result in DEPORTATION!

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ELIAN GONZALEZ FOR SALE! NO RESERVE!!
Item #317033830
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eBay item 317033830 (Ends May-04-00 15:38:26 PDT) - ELIAN GONZALEZ FOR SALE! NO RESERVE!!