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September 1, 2009

Bob Dylan Christmas Album: Song Pun Fun! - Uncut.co.uk

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Bob Dylan's touted festive album is reportedly to be titled 'Christmas In The Heart' and will be released by Columbia Records in the US on October 13.

A statement from the record company says that all album royalties will be donated to the Feeding America charity, which provides meals during the holiday season. Royalties will also be shared with international charities who provide similar schemes to feed the hungry.

CEO of Feeding America Vicki Escarra explains how they got Dylan on board to help, stating: "When we reached out to Bob Dylan about becoming involved with our organization, we could never have anticipated that he would so generously donate all royalties from his forthcoming album to our cause.

"This major initiative from such a world renowned artist and cultural icon will directly benefit so many people and have a major impact on spreading awareness of the epidemic of hunger in this country and around the world."

Bob Dylan adds: "It's a tragedy that more than 35 million people in this country alone -- 12 million of those children ­often go to bed hungry and wake up each morning unsure of where their next meal is coming from. I join the good people of Feeding America in the hope that our efforts can bring some food security to people in need during this holiday season."

Christmas In The Heart is Dylan's 47th studio album from Bob Dylan. Song titles confirmed for the forthcoming album are "Here Comes Santa Claus", "Winter Wonderland", "Little Drummer Boy" and "Must Be Santa".With news of a possible Bob Dylan Christmas album release - we've been coming up with festive-related Dylan puns for fun.

To get you started, Uncut contributor Terry Staunton has come up with these...

A Hard Reindeer's A-Gonna Fall

Sleigh Lady Sleigh

Girl From The North Pole Country...

Eggnog Noggin' On Heaven's Door

Positively Quality Street

Decorations Row

Leopardskin Pillbox Paper Hat

Ben Clayton
UK
Together Through TV Repeats

Beyond Here Lies Stuffin'
I dreamed I Saw Santa Augustine
Stuck With This Lousy Mobile (When I Wanted An iPhone Blues Again)
Aint Turkeyin'
All I Really Want To Do (is punch Auntie Glenda)
Gravy Let Me Swallow You Down
Blowin In The Wind (sprout remix)
Sprouts of Brownish Leather
Can I Please Crawl Out The Window?
Gonna Change My Way of Drinking
It's Alright Ma (I'm going home after Boxing Day)

bruce allardice
B. Allardice, NYC

Jingle Them Bells
The Chimes They Are A Changing
Lay-away, Lady, Lay-away

Nigel Henderson
Down
Slow Sleigh Coming

Slow Sleigh Coming
In the Wintertime
Snowball Bully
One more glass of gluvein (spg ?)
Wobble, Wobble
You carve your way, I'll carve mine

Steve Menke
FL
Here Comes Zimmy Claus

(Here's the Story of the) Candy Cane
Rainy Day Wassail #12 & #35
Just Like Tiny Tim's Blues
Tangled Up in Bow
Shelter from the Sale
This Deal's on Fire
I'll Be Your Santa Baby Tonight (tribute to Eartha Kitt)

Tim Borden
IL
bells on Bob tail ring
Tangled Up in Blue Christmas
Like a Carolling Stone
If Not for Yule
Desolation Snow
The Gifts They Are Exchanging
Ballad of a Fat Man
Angelina We Have Heard On High
I Dreamed I Saw St. Nicholas
Don't Think Ice It's All White
Mr. SnowJangles
Mall Around the Watchtower
Early Morning Reindeer
Every Toy is Broken
ChristMasters of War or Mangers of War
HurriCandyCane
On A Silent Night Like This
Simple Twist of Fruit Cake
Bob Dylan Christmas Album: Song Pun Fun! - Uncut.co.uk