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GOOD news everyone - Michael Jackson and Uri Geller have come up with, quite frankly, a genius way to solve the world's financial crisis.
Basically, they're going to hide subliminal messages in songs, which will make us all think happy thoughts and chase away that nasty recession.
One wee problem though. Who is going to buy the songs? Everyone knows they'll be total and utter garbage.
Meanwhile, rumours that Michael is suffering from a severe lung condition and may need a transplant continue to appear in the Hollywood gossip columns.
I wouldn't be surprised if the rumours were in part true, especially given that he's no stranger to going under the knife and has all his outside bits sliced and diced.
It would be a perfectly logical step for him to move on to his insides.